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[challenge entry] US wins Pacific war with combination of urbane wit and exquisite typography

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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I just heard Britney Spears new song
I'm shocked at the depths record companys are dropping to in an attempt to get headlines.
I'm more offfended by the utter gibberish and forced nature of the lyrics, than if she'd actually been saying "fuck me"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Peaches.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# what, wrote it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Ignore him, he has fruit tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# CUNTING PLUMS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# BASTARD BANANAS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# FUCKING FIGS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKING APRICOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ARSEFISTING JUNIPER BERRIES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# VIVA LA PECHE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# No, if Peaches wrote it it WOULD say "fuck me"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Which leaves the question....
would you?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Me neither.
I was just checking.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Having not heard the song, please elaborate on what you're talking about so that I too can be shocked and/or offended
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# more amazed at the horror of it all
It's like it was written by oompa loompas who have been out on the piss all night
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPYTNY6Bq0
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE
HOW NOW BROWN COW

those are good lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# almost as good as Fall out boy's cover of the Wizzbit theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# You're just envious of the exquisite typography.
And just pretending to be utterly underwhelmed so as to look cool in front of your fellow uberb3tans.
Well, that's my theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# HappyToast secretly loves Britney.
HappyToast and Britney sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
#
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
C-O-N-T-R-A-C-T-I-N-G H-E-R-P-E-S
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:58, archived)
# they're just doing the only things they know how to do.
they've met with a problem they can't address without changing everything they know, so they're resorting to overamplification of the old model in desperation.

people downloading free/cheap music? let's get poptart #1382 to do something attention-grabbing!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:28, archived)
# one South Park episode you may enjoy
is "Britney's New Look", in which it transpires that these celebrity train wrecks are, in fact, ritual harvest sacrifices.

www.spscriptorium.com/Season12/E1202script.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# heh, thanks.
my ex is a fan, i'll ask him if he's got it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:43, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)