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[challenge entry] Hi I'm new


Gotta get the Dubya jokes in quick only 12 days to go.

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(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:13, archived)
# My! Satire!
TJ: I need a new b3ta forum handle.
Bored with this one. Suggestions please!

edit: Thanks for the suggestions. New name has been selected. It was staring me in the face all along!

I've had www.electricotter.com for a while now but not done much more than host b3ta pics with it. umm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Spack Baniel
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Penishappy
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Phrunkruncker
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Sideburn Valves
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# *wants*``
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# you
wouldn't know what to do with sideburn valves if you had them.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# How do you use yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I want sideburns again too
but then I'd have to shave my beard off and I'm too lazy to shave regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)
# You can borrow my sideburns . . . if'n you want . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Devil's Tea Coaster
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Blatamus Comb
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:17, archived)
# The Scarlet Pimp
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Colin
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I look like a Colin?
*checks mirror*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Crikey!
You're right!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I gave Bloop his name, too.
And he's now so successful and glamourous he hardly ever posts here any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# 37 Holy Erections
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
#
Ratzi Rizzo , lover of the Scottish Queen
?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Feral Anus
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# spiders, millipedes, silverfish and firebrats.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Terry Pisschisel and the Undulating Ballbags of Tappleflaff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# NECKBEARD THE MAGNIFICIENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Dr Robotnickers
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Trevors First Period
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# welcome.Now a few kitty posts and you'll be fine.
(muckluks notsureyet, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# as paintmashes go
this is fairly good.
Stick around, there is a club for paint-mashers in these parts.
I can't comment on file size as i no longer know what is kosher.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Something to do with split hooves.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# hello, new person.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)