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[challenge entry] AAARGH FIREMONSTERS!
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# horsecock
*edit*

your sig makes me hungry

I'm having a cup of coffee for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# well remember to chew the cup
thoroughly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# where's the next edit?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Coffee! What a great idea.

That'll go well with my salmon on toasted corn bread that I am about to make.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Corn bread?
Oh you cheeky little bitch.

*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# sod!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Order a large fucking pizza or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# what's your card number again?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# my lunch was a
crispy potato wedge and cheddar sandwich with mayo and tequila chilli sauce

some of the mayo went on my t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I'm about to have an apple as a precursor to my ham sandwiches
followed by sausage rolls and a box of raisins.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I am having the Chuck Norris Ploughman's.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Chcuk Norris has real ploughs in his ploughmans
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Can you not have chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I won't taunt you Freebs, I'm nice.
*hug* Have milk in it if you can bear it, for the calories.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# send Liz out for sandwiches
-- I'll email her your order if you like

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# They only want to play...by crushing your houses
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# what you done?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Eh? Oh the bruises

Went to work on my bike, when all of Holland was ice. Slid down a hill for about ten metres under my bike.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# There are no hills in Holland!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# An easy mistake to make
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I read this in a sing-song nursery-rhyme styleee
But then I am Welsh.
I prescribe beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Needs more blues
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Oh dear
has Mediocre drifted skidded into the arena of the unwell as well?

Edit: Ouch!

Bad luck mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I see you have a bandaged foot also!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# As of Tuesday
I can't even hobble properly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Oh Noes!
Mine's coming off today!
And then I can Have a bath!!!

/stinks blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# This being the single most wretched thing
you must be over the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Indeed
With it being a burn I had to keep it dry, but with a bandaged toe,you could at least risk the "putting your foot in a plastic bag" method of bathing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ooof
I'm very much alright though

What happened to you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Someone dropped something heavy and very valuable
my shoeless foot dashed out to save it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Eep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:15, archived)
# every act of creation is first an act of destruction
... except for with sticklebricks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Oh they look all nice and dready.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# They're all right until it starts raining
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Arrrrgh! teh fire!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:16, archived)
# bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)