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[challenge entry] Proper women will sort things out

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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Women rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)
# PJ Harvey FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:46, archived)
# WOMEN - Stick together :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I just did an anagram of Mary-Kate and Ashley
A manky lady shat 'ere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *bows* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I didn't think I could think of anything hotter than a threesome with them.
But a scat-fuelled foursome?

Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I can think of a threesome without them.
Much better.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# surely then it would just be us together?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Ok, now I've got the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Even if that's where they kept their wallet, I wouldn't put my hand in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I'd risk it.
I know that people usually die after fucking them, but I'll wear pads.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I will disapprove haughtily
but, like a good friend, I shall be over the day after with several topical creams and a morning-after pill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:54, archived)
# nah, I'm not that set on them...
The day they turned sixteen, I died a little inside.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)
# less than 3.
LESS THAN THREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)
# erm... I don't know what that means.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I still would.
"Heh Beeg boyz, you wants ze sex wieez me and myz chonjoined tirgerz seester?"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)