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[challenge entry] Winning hearts and minds in The Golf War...

From the The Funny Side of War challenge. See all 422 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Golf?
No wonder they're blowing each other to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Nicely!
Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hole-y shit
that was bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
# An above par pun!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# A little birdie...
...told me you were going to say that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# How many puns is that?
Oh yeah...fore!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I'll see you...
...at the 19th pun...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I'm hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# You wood have to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# allow me to Chip in here
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I wouldn't, you'll turn us all green with envy
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Bogey green?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# oooh I thought we still had a fairway to go before we got on to that
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# the 9 iron y is
I don't have the balls to play golf
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# it caddy be true, laddy
EDIT: acceptable as I do have a blocked nose.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# how's my driving?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# here we are then
a fair way from the start of the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:16, archived)
# pun pissssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Sliced it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# That was a little rough.
'noon
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:15, archived)
# golf-uck yourself then
:D

*actually amused despite himself*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *Inserts flag*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# these puns are driving me mad
.
(horrid, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# There are bags of them.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I'll put them in this
Its my handy cap
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Arf & a Half, sir...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Thankee sir...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha, excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I'm becoming worried that
I'm slowly turning into Mel Smith (dimensionally speaking, of course) as the years slide by...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *Shops Clarkson's head onto Smith's body*
I see what you mean!!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# watch it, you...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Not a jot.
Trust me. I've given you lots of hugs.

Hooray for short meetings. Hooray for meetings about normal stuff and not about me being in trouble. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Aww, bless you, lovely...
have a lava lamp:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# My Lord, you are a talented young man.
I am struggling to draw, I keep losing my chain of thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Draw An Anteater! Draw An Anteater!
They are excellent!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Too late, it's a fop now :D
edit: FUCK no it isn't, damn biros.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Beautiful, I'd have one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Epically good work sir.
What program?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Lightwave
I'm just learning...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hahaha - very nice, have a pea...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I notice he is keeping the sand wedge for himself
the git!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Brillio!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)