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This was funnier if you were there...

...but you weren't there, man.

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)

I'm afraid thats about the fourth one of them.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)

cock. should have guessed or checked really

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)

Dont be discouraged

Just go and think of something new, prehaps a play on the word Gaza (the region) and Gazza (the footballer

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)

I see what you did there

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)

I don't mean to be an arsehole,

but did you actually shop that one? It really does look rather similar to one I saw earlier.

If you did, then lovely, wonderful fluffy and carry on as you were. Make some more :)

*Edit* You've been around since time began, so I'm sure you did shop it

I appologise

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)

I think his Derren Brown FP

Shows his expertise here ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)

Pffft!

Good point

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)

I hate that man

Purely because he persists to spell is name with 2 'e's
IT'S DARREN YOU TWAT, I HATE YOU ALL, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FANCY STUPID UNCOMMON SPELLINGS *sob sob*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)

Hahaha

Normally I would agree, but I quite like the fellow

Didi you see the thing with the paper money?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)

You mean money's not made with paper?

Also: I do love magic and psychology and all that jazz too, and he is an amazing man.
I have a friend who can do the most amazing card tricks and generally wizardry. He makes me giggle like a loon every time.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)

Give me a sec, I'll find the youtube clip

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:59, archived)

\o/

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)

ta daaa

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8wbjH2bAwt0

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)

I haven't watched it all the way though but I have seen one of his live shows

And I can tell it's something to do with when he says "Take it. Take it, it's fine." isn't it? :P

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:12, archived)

Yeah, it must be

The cheeky bastard

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:13, archived)

Haha

I love his mind games
"Hello, I'd like to buy some of your sole/soul"

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)

It's a different name completely.

And i like him, i went to see 'something wicked this way comes' live and it was excellent, and i'm looking forwards to tuesday night.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)

I guess so, but I'm not that intolerant of difference anyways :P

I don't doubt it was amazing :) I love mind trickery.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)

Hey guys

If it's still dark where you are, take a look outside. Tonight's full moon is the brightest of 2009.

SCIENCE!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)

woop

woop

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)

Is it because it's nearer to Earth?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)

Yep

The Moon's orbit isn't a circle, it's an oval. At the moment it's closer to earth

Post pub SCIENCE!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)

The Earth isn't a sphere either;

it's an Oblate spheroid.

QI FTW

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)

Oh yeah?

Well you can take your oblate spheroid, and shove it up Fry's arse!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)

Oooo, can I?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)

Er, yeah

But don't tell him I said you could

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)

*Shoves*

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)

Hang on

By "oblate spheroid", do you mean "lime shaped"?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)

oh no.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:07, archived)

Pretty much.

Cue the LIMES!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:15, archived)

oval? the moon's orbit is a cricket ground?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:06, archived)

Indeed, it's currently in the Strauss phase

Disclaimer: I know nothing about cricket

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)

did you have a look last year when it was at it's closest?

if not, you can fuck off.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)

The sun is going to burn out

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'll be working on my moon tan !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)

You're right

Not a full moon either. Like a vetical rugby ball. Very bright. Gives off a great halo.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:01, archived)

Yeah

The actual full moon maybe tomorrow.

Christ, I'm such an astronomy nerd.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)

that's actually incorrect,

the brightest full moon will be in July.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:18, archived)

<_<

SCIENCE DISAGREES.

science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2009/08jan_bigmoon2009.htm

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:20, archived)

you're wrong.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:23, archived)

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(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)

Hahahaha!

What the Christ!?!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:51, archived)

It's the eyes...

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)

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(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)

Spiderman ftw.

Not that i actually know anything about comics :(

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:00, archived)

My Obama sense is tingling...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/7819726.stm

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:11, archived)

I need a Dr !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:09, archived)

Why?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:19, archived)

Those pesky ani-oxidants are trying to get me !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:22, archived)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:21, archived)

Top left . . .

I think . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 0:28, archived)

hambo!

if not bindun, i'll suck his cock while you watch

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)

Haha!

Top hole!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)