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[challenge entry] They win!

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# FUCK! ROBOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# What the fuck!!!
Hello internets I have been skiing for a week, I am very tired and still a little hungover

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I'M HIGH ON LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Awesome to hear
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Did you sleep with your skiing instructor?
I hear it's all the rage.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I dont need an instructor
So no.
But I did do alot of spooning
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Cool
Spooning does indeed, Rock.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I too find the very idea of skiing holidays (along with the implied ability to just piss money up the wall, rather than use all you have just to stay alive) culturally repellent.
Let 'em get on with it. It's not as if they end up any happier.

*EDIT*
*still has chip on shoulder, to put it mildly, from being the only kid not able to go on any of the school trips, cos of the trifling matter that they cost several hundred quid.
And couldn't even go on the trip to Alton Towers, so was made to go in to school, in uniform, and do maths worksheets alone all day in the deputy head's office.
Christ, that was a bad day.
The school really resented the kids who were there on merit.

And now, years later, I moan at innocent bystanders whose only crime is having had fun.*


(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# haha
treasured memories :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# It's a twister... it's a twister!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Goth Twister!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# ha ha
:D
(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Recnt Lynndie England interview. Fat, depressed and unemployed.
Very well worth reading for those who give a toss about the serious stuff

*apologises for serious*

www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/jan/03/abu-ghraib-lynndie-england-interview
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Couldn't help feeling sorry for her after reading that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# pffft
you'd think she'd get a job advertising fags or "Bags-for-Life"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Haha!
"Use Bags-for-Life! It's as cool as humiliating powerless human beings!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)