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[challenge entry] Russian Spaznaz

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# He loves nothing more...
than to have his visor down and to lick it.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Sorry TJ: It's Thursday afternoon and there's no new compo.
Anyone got any suggestions of for a mini one?

I put forward, 'Hollywood blockbusters remade in Britain'.

EDIT: That was a stunning idea riverghost. Crawl back under your stone.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I'd go for:
"What with Walkers issuing crazy new flavours of crisps, we say why be limited to crisps? Show us new and crazy foodstuffs"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Mmmm rollmop and pickled egg ice cream!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# potato flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That just wouldnt work.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:47, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/875123e118fab92535aa/sampotato.gif
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:48, archived)
# It's a very good idea
I just can't be arsed at the moment. I'm in a bit of a slump ideas-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ^this
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I vote for the edit...
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I've got biscuits under there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Photoshop riverghost under his stone
What's he doing?

Who's he doing it with?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ^this
With bonus points for including Liv Tyler.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I say, what a stunning idea!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
he reminds me of that weird cunt in 'Could you eat an elephant?' on C4 last night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha
I saw that; i was wondering if it was just me who thought he looked a bit special.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Parkinson's apparently
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergus_Henderson

still fucking weird though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)
# And could you eat an elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# with a horse cock salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:37, archived)
# eeeeeew!
Salad?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# if it had a blue veiny cheese dressing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:41, archived)
# MMMmm
Calciyummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
# special force
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha. Off to Hull with you.
Not really that scary ciz if he came after you with a gun all you'd have to do is point, shout 'Butterfly!' and leggit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)
# HAHAHA!
I shouldn't, but I did.

:D
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# this
I know feel awful


Anyone listening to the idiots on Radio 2?


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# What are they talking about today?
/usually has Radio 2 on but forgot today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# about Agas...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Which ones?
I can't stand Radio 2. It's Radio 4 or dubstep where I am :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:40, archived)
# *phones ofcom*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahahaha
Now I want to go stand in front of a mirror and practice my "downs face".
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:36, archived)