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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# What an image to close the board on
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# You're still here aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Aye over on talk for a mo
but now I'm off out, so....no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Fax me some haslet!
STAT
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Sod that
Get me some whale and some seal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Uncompo this right now!
This is genius and every workplace should have one!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# ^This, a thousand times this.
*Orders eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# 47 and a half times the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# The square root of this^

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# what's useles about that?
that is excellent in so many ways.

ah - but what if you need pickles?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# pickle broadband won't be installed untill 2010
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# BOO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Then you should have.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# HURRAY!
you really ARE the magic of chutney!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Right on brother
*makes pointy pistol hands gesture and winks*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Since your warning a few month ago
I now know, at any one time, exactly how many chutneys I have and what types.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Chutney was orginally Indian
But became popular in colonial times. Picalilly was modelled on another indian presence. The indian army used to keep a jar with them when the were on long marches and smear it their faces if they got wind burn.

EDIT: OK the first part is true the rest is complete bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *dreams*
My hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# FUCKING CHUTNEY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Vital that stuff
can't fuck without it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# 0_0
*thinks of jar of Chilli based "Hellish Relish" in cupboard...and shudders
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# can't beat a good chilli rellish.
The really good stuff contains lots and lots of chillis but isn't crayzee hot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# .45 Automatic Condiment Pistol
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# The sweetest of all the chutneys...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# With the strapline
"Chutney of the highest calibre"
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# yay!
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# do they do
an email version?

*hungers*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Mmmmmm meat....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# My God!
Please tell me you're putting this into production.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
edit: How rude, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# You Charmer...
*flutters eyelashes provocatively*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# pffh you say that to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# \0/
But I will insist on the vegetarian option ;)
A big woo and a sloppy kiss to you Prod, for a spot-on and funneh compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# *^_^* ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Another order for the vegetarian edition.
How is it useless, though? Answer me that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I need meat.
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Fantastic!

* Although I would not say that this is useless?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hehehehe
a most splendid addition to any office/home
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Get thee to a dragon's den :D
woo your meat!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Wonderful
*Faxes his meat*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# fantastic!
Not at all useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Braw!
Reminds me of rabbitz's filofax

Woo! Top stuff Prod!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# hahahah
fax machine has a tongue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# but but but
that's a great idea! I'm always finding I left my filling/ other half of sandwich on the bread board - seriously!
(deadly_sinners, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I do need this...
Work has the cafeteria from hell. Honest, I think that's where the redundant people go to be made into curry.

Oh, and I saw Satan doing the dishes :S
(Milkshake, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)