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[challenge entry] Spamboots: I hope no-one ever really invents them

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I can hear them already being put into production.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# im sure ive seen this
is it a pearoast?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It's an oldie, certainly... 2006, Fark
forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1986557

But since Brian O'Blivion posted that, it's forgivable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# oldie
Yes, I posted it on Fark years ago, but I figured most b3tans wouldn't have seen it there and might get a laugh out of it, seeing as it fit in with the useless things theme pretty well . :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:32, archived)
# hurrah!
that's an ace idea!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Great idea...!
Hope you don't mind me slipping this in here...not worth its own thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Looks like a Vulcan melee weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Haha!
Sporks are inherently funny. Why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# *Dragon's Dens*
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# This is possibly even marketable
Not necessarily with the ink jets. Maybe a movable type. Would make a great viral marketing system - leaving muddy URL prints in fields and dog poos and things.
Edit : Anyone remember that bicycle/dot matrix printer idea?
www.wired.com/politics/onlinerights/news/2007/04/kinberg_0410
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# spamboots
I figure it would actually work and be vaguely legal on either boots or bike tyres as long as you used bio-degradable food colouring instead of ink or paint in the tank?...
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 1:36, archived)
# this is a best thing ever
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)