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[challenge entry] *sharp intake of breath*

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I know of at least seven emos who would die for this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# I am truly impressed by the amount of blood she's losing without passing out

*bonus points*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# You self harm.
FACT

I suspect some form of child abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Ow x 1,000,000.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# encore!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Ahahahah!
Yuk!
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# ooohhh
owwwwwww!
*cringes*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# you are a dark, dark man.
superb work as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# has bad memory of slicing his finger on one of those blades as a kid :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:21, archived)
# we've all done the "well how sharp can a scalpel blade be?" bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i cut my face when a string on my bass snapped and twanged me in the face!
it hurted and missed my eye by a centimeter.
owwy!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# vicious beast the bass!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Someone ice skated over my wrist when I was little.
Beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
#
beat fuck
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# surely its had enough damage without hitting it too?
you sicko
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# A red and pink steamtrain ran over my foot while I was getting some ice creams for the kiddies in the neighbourhood
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:28, archived)
# *concedes defeat*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# managed to put mine through a pla†e glas window once
whilst naked in the shower,
we don't have a bolt on the toilet door and the shower is right next to it, my (8year old) sis wanted the toilet, I was 14 so there was no way I was gonna let her in, I put my hand on the glass....she turned the handle and kicked the door... result 17 stitches and all major blood vessels cut, 30 miles to the nearest hospital. not fun. I have had worse though, not bleeding mind, that one was a transfusion job.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Ok, so you all beat me.
THUGS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# it hurted!!!
i feel a worst injury compo somewhere in the mist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Funky injury stories.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I never did this
for some reason, as a kid I believed scalpels were the sharpest it was humanly possible to make something, and that they should be treated with the kind of care levels reserved for hot acid and radioactive material
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# when you're 4 these rules don't apply
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
I expect to see this in Midsummer Murders soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Now played by all harpists in the Badger's Drift Quintet
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Really well done.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# ouch!
but it would be really great for ostrich eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# This was designed for Edward Scissorhands
Woo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Cutting edge techknowledgey !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# *closes hands*
*holds them to chest*
ow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Owwww
But on the plus side, it's great for slicing very large hard-boiled eggs.
Have a general-purpose (but not actually applicable in this case) gif wot I just ripped from TV.

Edit : And damn you, Kaiser!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Promo shot as requested
b3ta.com/board/9098660
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# "hold it"
"just there....oooh...yeah"
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Marvellous!
Mind if I use it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Not at all
Thats the best that was out of the pictures of me wearing it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:31, archived)
# So what were the worst like?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:32, archived)
# By best, I mean only one with me wearing it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Ostrich eggs?
or dinosaur eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:25, archived)
# it's alright, those are clearly rubber arms.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I
Love you for this.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Why isn't she stopping?
WHY ISN'T SHE STOPPING?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Brilliant.
(reducedfatLOLcat, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:04, archived)