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[challenge entry] Might work...

From the Protecting the US Embassy challenge. See all 174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# *awaits US embassy bingo*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# hahahaha
:D

hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Mecca
is just down the road
£50 jackpot every Saturday night
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# do they serve bacon sandwiches?
or just yer basic bangers?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)
# And pork scratchings
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# and chicken itchings
and doggy scabs!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# one way or another
this is going to explode in slow motion

with a jack bauer flying out of it firing bullets at terists
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# He'd have problems
getting over Battersea bridge in the rush hour
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# he'd just blow it up
by shooting at it a lot

and shouting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Especially shouting...
...and running about a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# and making emergency phone calls
and shooting

and shouting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# ...and then he get's the stupid phonecall
from his daughter who want's to know why he's so against her new emo boyfriend whilst she's being kidnapped by Islamic extremists
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# and then everything explodes and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Except her :(
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:08, archived)
# don't worry, there's endless terists who want to destroy american freedom
most of them are employed in the us gov

but there's plenty with beards!

so don't worry!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I've got a beard!
Does that mean I am a danger to merkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)
# yes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Yay!
Wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# shit, I got a beard too
better shave it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Not THAT beard...
...especially if you're using a cut-throat razor
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:21, archived)
# first one
then the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Arf!
Also, I recognise that boozer....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I used to drink there
some years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# I can not for the life of me place it though :(
I keep thinking Old Blue Last but I know it isn't....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# The Latchmere
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Ah fuck!
Right you are :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:16, archived)