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[challenge entry] My mother says that wearing one of these protects you from anything


but obviously not from being knocked down by a bus...you need clean knickers for that!


From the Protecting the US Embassy challenge. See all 174 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# On the contrary,
I thought that clean knickers made one get knocked down?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# you know what...you are right!!!
and all those years i thought the bitch loved me :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] pff
challenge entry idea: Put american flag on battersea powerstation. This will confuse people into thinking that Battersea Powerstation is the American Embassy, protecting the real embassy from attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:11, archived)
# hmmm interesting idea
do you think, perchance, that adding a pig might also scare off the Muslims?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# but also the Jews
it would be a double edged pork sword
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I think we're all forgetting about the other terrorists
you know, anyone who the americans don't like...
And some of them might like pork.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:15, archived)
# And yes, thanks...
Im well aware that I spangled the english language in my post.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I'd have still got an A at A level tho
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)