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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)
# DR EGGMAN!!!!
YOU BASTARD!

OH HAI THERE THE INTERNET I AM WRITING A COVERING LETTER FOR A JOB AND APPLYING FOR JOBS AND STUFF

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)
# NO
DR ROBOTNIK
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I'M LAUGHING AT THE HUMAN BEAR-BAITING THAT IS BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT'S EARLY STAGES
WHAT JOB ARE YOU APPLYING FOR, DO YOU THINK YOU'D BE ABLE TO GET ME A PLACE THERE TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# errr... P&G, mott macdonald, KBR, british sugar, and I applied for atkins yesterday
Its boring and im fed up
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Oh yeah you're some sort of scientist aren't you.
Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Well no, an engineer, Im gonna apply for a job at novartis aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# You should engineer yourself a WMD of some sort and earn a bit of a ransom.
Then you won't have to write covering letters.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# If you can get me some powdered drugs I could make them into tablets for you
all I would need is a food processor and some flour/lactose
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)
# But then you'd want a cut of the profits.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# tomorrow i'll
invent my PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)