I will offer you one (1) slice of cheddar OR double gloucester cheese to cheer you up.
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zoldergoose,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:58,
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Double gloucester then please.
Do you have any bread to go with it?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:03,
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I suppose I could throw in half a cream cracker.
Or a whole stale one.
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zoldergoose,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:04,
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That should go nicely with my bottle of port
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:09,
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I've got half a packet of crisps you can have.
In my defense, its one of the big packs not the small ones.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:12,
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