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# Hello I have designed a DVD player and I would like £300,000 for a 0.002% stake in my company.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Scart penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Dude your penis is in the wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I never said it was his penis.
He's being scart fucked up right up the socket anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Don't get me wrong, I like your idea but i'm ooot.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Thank you for your feedback Mr Dragon
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# GET OUTTA MAH DEN!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tc6-vSYIMk
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# One leg and three miscellaneous limbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# It walks over to you for easy DVD loading.
Can you spot the exact moment I got bored drawing it? I think it may have been the back leg on the left
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Shoot them off and stamp on the corpse, man.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Gotta stamp off their legs even if they're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# It completely ruins your instinct to back into corners, because they always seem to fucking come out a vent or something behind you.
And once they're at your feet you're pretty fucked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# What guns are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Only just started chapter 3, really have too many games to play at the minute.
I've got the cutter, flamethrower, line gun, and the rifle.

Though all that money seems to be useless as the cutter is the only decent weapon.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# There are other good guns, but they'll need to be upgraded.
After a few more chapters you'll notice the plasma cutter getting a little underpowered.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# If you throw in
a Goodies DVD then you have yourself a deal.

Also: Does DVD stand for Dick van Dyke?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I can confirm Dick van Dyke will be included inside one model instead of the DVD playing mechanism
It's a launch competition we're running
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# No deal Noel.
Add some more legs and we'll talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# This ^
One leg isn't enough. You've got Blu-Ray to beat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# I reckon HD-DVD will make a comeback. Have you seen how cheap they are now?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I haven't. Please furnish me with the details.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Well you can get Happy Feet for 2 dollars 99.
I watched a bit of that the other day. Is the main penguin supposed to have Penguin Down's Syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Isn't that because it's an industry-wide closing down sale?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# SHUT UP REDSUSHI
My HD-DVD collection will be the envy of all my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# The cheque's in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:25, archived)
# does it perform sexual manoeuvres on demand?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# I dunno, the legs look pretty sharp
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Where's the HDMI?
Is it multi-region?

Can it make tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# HDMI? DVD?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Upscale and output to an HDTV
Everything's HD now.
Even your [generic female relative].
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# How DAAAAARE you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# I think you're confusing HD with Widescreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Nope, HD
You can make out all the whiskers and pimples.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# You can't increase the fidelity of something on DVD.
That's like saying you can take a 96kbps MP3 and scale it up to 320kbps. You can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Shut up my robot can
Gaz me cash
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I didn't say you could
I said you can upscale a DVD to HD (so it can be displayed on an HDTV). And his [generic female relative] is HD too.

Unless of course we're talking about the image enhancement software in CSI...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:55, archived)
# It beams the picture directly into your brain with the Aerial (C)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I assume "Friendly" is a setting
and can be changed to "Fiercely Violent" at any moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I would guess it defaults to "Fiercely Violent" and can only be set to "Friendly" for four 15 minute periods a day.
so as to get around the whole licensing problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Aggressive eyebrows are an optional extra (£18.99 plus postage and packaging)
You have to stick them on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Also I will need to know it's name.
How about ED-209?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Stuff these days has to have an i in front of it. iDvd. iBot. iDVDBot. iED-209. iTrevor.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:35, archived)
# You have just given me a picture idea.
Not a good one, but it's an idea at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:39, archived)
# You gotta tag me on there
As an ideas consultant or something
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# ...iPswich, iLeosotmy
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# iCan'tbelieveit'snotbutter, iSlam
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:41, archived)