Willie Wonka and his Den of Scabs...
From the New Ways To Deliver The Mail challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
From the New Ways To Deliver The Mail challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)
( , Thu 29 Oct 2009, 12:15, archived)
Ahhhh ahhahhhhhaaaa
Verucca Salt, the little brute,
Has just thrown in the sorting chute,
All of the stuff that people send,
That her scab labour makes descend.
Some fiction for example come
This morning fresh from Amazon,
A birthday card from Aunty Sue,
A rattle little Joe could chew
And lots of other things as well
Each with a story it can tell
But none of them will go nowhere
Until the unions get their share
A bonus for the fat cats but
The posties get a tiny cut
Who was it spoilt them, who indeed
Who pandered to their every need
The guilty ones, now this is sad
Were a bunch of so-called "labour" politicians who seem to have forgotten their working class roots and support
Sorry - scan went a bit awry at the end.
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Thu 29 Oct 2009, 21:10,
archived)
Has just thrown in the sorting chute,
All of the stuff that people send,
That her scab labour makes descend.
Some fiction for example come
This morning fresh from Amazon,
A birthday card from Aunty Sue,
A rattle little Joe could chew
And lots of other things as well
Each with a story it can tell
But none of them will go nowhere
Until the unions get their share
A bonus for the fat cats but
The posties get a tiny cut
Who was it spoilt them, who indeed
Who pandered to their every need
The guilty ones, now this is sad
Were a bunch of so-called "labour" politicians who seem to have forgotten their working class roots and support
Sorry - scan went a bit awry at the end.