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[challenge entry] New!? They've been doing it for years I tell ya!

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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
*hides behind desk*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Just wait for 3D displays to become commonplace
This site will have people ducking and falling out of chairs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# And vomiting all over their keyboards.
I'm waiting for them to develop the technology to make my pictures smell.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# 3D smell-o-vision Goatse 'shops
It's the future. Get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I tried to imagine the smell and then sicked a little in my mouth :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:31, archived)
# You know when you buy a piece of steak and you leave it in the fridge a bit too long?
You know when you take the grey/green steak out of the packaging and throw it away?

You know the pantie liner they put under the steak to mop up the juices?

Like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ok, a bit more came up that time.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Good lad. Better out than in.
Just what Goatse thought about his rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# or giant rubber band balls
although above method (or similar) is by far the most effective for rubber band flicking, my preference is the "finger gun" method as it oozes style.

Additionally, if you perfect it on your left hand you can do rubber band jon woo.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I'm not familiar with this technique.
Surely it just fires a ruler across the room, or is that the idea?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Works quite well
www.therubberband.info/hand_shooting.php

But not as powerful a shot as using 2 hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:25, archived)
# No not the finger pistol, this thing with the ruler...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I'd rather use this:
www.backyardartillery.com/82500
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Topical
abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=8943807
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# yays
I love those. They have a 1000 busines uses and I never have to buy any.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Please list all 1000 business uses immediately.
Otherwise I shall be forced to call you a liar.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Right. You, sir, are a LIAR!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I did
You just didn't stipulate I should list them here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# In that case maybe you would be so kind as to direct me to the location of this list you have made, in order to acertain it's authenticity.
I would hate to have to call you a liar again.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Well I said them verbally.
IF you're too lazy to be here at the time to hear your own request realised, you are a cad, a bounder and a rabid prune!

*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# 20 minutes elapsed between my request for you to list the1000 business uses of rubber bands and your assurance that you had done so.
If I understand you correctly, you are expecting me to believe that you listed all 1000 reasons within the space of 20 minutes.
That would require a minimum of one business use of Royal Mail red rubber bands to be uttered every 1.2 seconds, and this is assuming that you did not pause for breath for the entire 20 minutes.

I find this very difficult to believe, and the fact that you resort to crude insults further convinces me that you are lying.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I speak in shorthand
EDIT: Please read my forthcoming published works later this year, '1000 Uses of Postman Rubberbands and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.'

EDIT EDIT: I yam winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)