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[challenge entry] Old fashioned way


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(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill?
"Look, there's 1,000 elephants coming over the hill!"
(Dad Joke, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# What did Tarzan say when he saw 1000 elephants coming over the hill in sunglasses?
Nothing, they were in disguise!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Why do elephants have four feet?
Because lady elephants have big twats!
(Dad Joke, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# what did the elephant say to the naked man?
"how'd you pick anything up with that?"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Don't be sill elephants can't talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# What do you do when you come across an elephant?
Wipe it off!
(Dad Joke, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# What did Tarzan say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill?
Aaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaa, ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Yes but all the fridges with denim jackets on falling out gives them away.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# why did the koala fall out of the tree?
it was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# *rumble rumble, AAARGH! splattersputcher spetch spletch!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# you should apply for the next sickipedia standup show...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# how did the elephant get out of a tree?
sat on a leaf and waited till autumn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Why do elephants wear springs on their feet?
So they can jump up in trees and rape monkeys!
(Dad Joke, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys eating cherries
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Why do elephants carry distilling equipment?
In case they stumble upon a cocaine supply they want to distill into crack! Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hey!
no elephant is raping ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I wouldn't say that too loudly in front of Mr Monkey.
He'll get all shy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# i'd have to find him first
the last Mr. Monkey owes me money :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# That's why you should always steal their wallet first.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# i'll have to remember that for next time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Missed a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# *sniffs
*curses modern health and safety that children aren't allowed to carry solvents in their pencil cases anymore
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Don't tell me Tippex is banned in schools?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# i think they stopped making the solvent one, in favour of one that smells like old copydex
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Ew.
The only thing copydex is good for is fake skin for frightening girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)