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[challenge entry] For the older generation

From the Unlikely Company Mergers challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Mabel I will,Mabel I won't
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# you better, or Elsie
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# You'd better you better, you'd bet
Oo Betty!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Mabel she's born with it
There are far too many descriptions on that bottle for me to work out what it's suppossed to be!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
#
I think it's for lubricating your toffee so you can swallow it without chewing because you are old and have false teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# ppffffft "lubricating your toffee "
Now that's a great nonsense euphamism.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# greasing your sausage roll
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# In a job a few years back I was geting a lot of artwork come past me that I had to somehow comment on
I had a spate of slipping nonsense into my already lighthearted descriptions. ((This is good, Much like a freshly-waxed ratchet))
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Mabel-now-anal-able
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Now I'm too young to buy ultra-porn!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Hmmm, wonder if
Werther's will merge with the manufacturers of Rohypnol...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)