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[challenge entry] ann summers merged with holiday inn
.....because we all know why people go to hotels, you dirty muckers

From the Unlikely Company Mergers challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)
# i went to a love hotel in japan
it was interesting, but surprisingly good value for money.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Did you pick a themed room?
Which?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:36, archived)
# it didn't really have a theme as such
there were some which were like disney style, or bondage and stuff, but they're not very romantic.

the one we had had a 4 poster bed, tanning capsule, jacuzzi, mini golf, pixellated porn on demand, some kind of fridge-cum-sextoy-dispenser, and a tiny origami animal on the pillow.

and was about the same price as any other normal hotel. this was in fuji city, which is a shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Phwoar.
Mini golf is all of the sexeh.

Even if you have to put up with someone else being in the room while you play.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# was it one of those really tiny ones that looks like a bed in a train ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:50, archived)
# [unrelated to this thread]
www.b3ta.com/board/9887782
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I saw those last night
...and loved them, but sadly, I was nearly comatose from exhaustion, so I did not reply.

/run-on sentence master
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:32, archived)
# nah, they're the capsule hotels
i wouldn't mind going in one of them, for a novelty
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)
# That's what SHE said!
....aaand so on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# No good for love purposes.

a) no mini golf,
b) you'll burn your arse on the lightbulb.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:16, archived)