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[challenge entry]

I could have easily made it NSFW but I didn't

From the Making Hospitals Dangerous challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 2:49, archived)
# crudely cooked cock.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 2:58, archived)
# I think nurses are underrated.
Crudely drawn cock, beautifully poached.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:00, archived)
# i rate them very highly, but i deal with them all the time.
even the odd bitch-nurse i've had to deal with has been professional and competent.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:03, archived)
# So I'm mistaken?
they don't hear things backwards occasionally?
Edit: not a real question. This was a joke.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:07, archived)
# I love what te NHS do
But plently of the staff need shooting i'm afraid
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:25, archived)
# i'm in a different country, so no comment there.
i like most of the staff i meet in healthcare, though some of the admins and peripheral staff are annoying.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:35, archived)
# Comment if you like.
This entire country is founded on a solid bedrock of people talking shit about things they don't really know about.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:17, archived)
# heh.
this entire countryplanet is founded on a solid bedrock of people talking shit about things they don't really know about.

edit: who google for experts and charts and graphs for backup.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:35, archived)
# *citation needed*
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:38, archived)
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:49, archived)
# the evidence is clear!
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:06, archived)
# I've had few dealings with them
But they've been alrite from what I've delt with.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:37, archived)
# I have family in europe, so I know how good the NHS is (on the whole)
but they pull strings when they are cornered ,like rats (I guess?)
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:49, archived)
# by that I mean it's expensive to see a doctor in europe
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:52, archived)
# I wouldnt know
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:56, archived)
# wouldn't that vary hugely because of where you are and where you're from?
i don't know the intricacies of the european union in regard to intranational versus international healthcare costs nor the particularls of the charges accrued by people of member nations, but i know from travelling in many european nations that incidental costs were negligible as a foreign national. and certainly many european nations benefit from good cost : benefit ratios, with most of the nations also on the wealthy end of the global spectrum (not to mention the notion of public versus private spending which is weighted more toward collective monies covering more people).
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:16, archived)
# doesn't this fix it?
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 6:40, archived)
# That cock looks very sad
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:03, archived)
# wouldn't you be?
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Yes
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Wrong number of hairs per ball
Soz :(
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 3:57, archived)
# Whoa!
They're simply out of sight.

For all we know, those two hairs are lurking beneath the rim of the pan.

"Judge Not
Lest Ye Be Judged"
(The Bible or something)

*EDIT* Having said that, the bollock in plain sight does indeed lack a hair. I suggest a lynching.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:09, archived)
# verily, job's wife was turned into a pillar of salt.
for job's testicles displeaseth the lord, having fewer than three hairs per ball.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:27, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm profoundly amused at the idea of being zapped by God's lightning for having the wrong number of hairs on yr knackers.

Should'nt laff though, really. That's how my cousin Gavin got taken.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:54, archived)
# zeus tried to zap me but missed.
i had all the hairs needed, but i dreadlocked them.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:03, archived)
# Righteous.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:11, archived)
# and Lot's too
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:27, archived)
# oh, whoever.
i get the characters in all my deathcult mythologies mixed up.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:30, archived)
# Blow Lot's?

(just woke up. It's the best I could do)
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:39, archived)
# Boil yours and see how the hairs go
Oh, One tries these cunning 3-D devices and all one gets is criticism about pubes. That took 14 hours to render.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:30, archived)
# And precious pubes got lost on the way. That's the march of technology for ya.
"Throwing the baby out with the bath water", as they say.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:51, archived)
# :)
Edit: and I'm serious, if you can't find a way to get your DVD de-regioned, gaz me, I'd like to help. I've lived in several regions and it needs to be fixed.
(, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:56, archived)