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[challenge entry] Too soon?

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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)
# it's only funny when they die with their cock out.....


oh wait!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Is that how he died then?!
As usual B3ta gives me my morning news :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# auto-erotic asphyxiation

gasping for a wank
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Is a wank really worth risking death for???
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# a REALLY good wank
I mean REALLY good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# ^haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:46, archived)
# one you actually wanted
and not because you were bored?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:53, archived)
# The post-mortem was inconclusive
so people will make up their own minds.

And whichever is the sleaziest will be what killed him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# because having rope burns on your wrists
plastic bag lying about and a belt just isn't enough proof
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I hadn't read anything about rope burns...
even the Daily Fail left that detail out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# nothing is too soon for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Apparently the autoasphyixiation story is based on
and I quote

"police found a belt and a plastic bag in his bedroom"

wow... that proves it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# but of course!
who in their right mind would keep those two items in their room. Its a disaster waiting to happen.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# either that or he'd just shot up and had a huff of glue as a chaser ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)