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(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:19, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Sorry.... I'm a newbie - I know not of your "Ris"
"Ris" means?.....
Ooooops... just checked the dictionary and it means that you don't "get" the image.
I was afraid of that - it is supposed to be "The Lizard of Oz"
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/

Basically means "I don't get it."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Cheers Colonel
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Quite alright, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# i don't know
from an old pic someone posted of a morrison's sign with the "ris" in the middle not lit up, leaving the remaining letters to spell out "morons". people didn't know what the poster meant, so most simply replied "ris?" which has come to mean "what? i don't understand!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# We should have a newbie hour.
Where they can ask things and make mistakes without "The Bummenning" being visited upon them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# we should
but i think bummening should still be offered, just in case they want it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)
# OLD? Christ, ris is a new phenomenon by /board standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:37, archived)
# When I were a lad, this site was full of data entry forms
It were nothing but fields...

Happy candleday, old-timer!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)
# new to you, yes
you've been here twice as long as me, remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:42, archived)
# whatever happened to real image sunday?
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:40, archived)
# It died because it was fucking rubbish and Rob said so.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:42, archived)
# just a question.....
keep your knickers on :P
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# too late...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)
# hahhaa
Ming must be on, mmmm Ming :)
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)
# i can't help it
i'm attracted to power
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)
# hahha
Ming and his Ring, also his assistant with a name similar to clitaris
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:55, archived)
# klytus
played by peter wyngarde
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I just checked the spelling on IMDB
;) Ilove it when he deflates
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# me too
it's a bit sad that i didn't actually have to check either the spelling or his real name :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)
# nein
no shame in any flash related knowledge, I seriously think it's the film I have watched most ever. MONSON, YOU CAME BACK
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:04, archived)
# i've seen it loads of times
but not as often as jaws
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:06, archived)
# ah. maybe jaws is my most seen to be fair, I saw it first when I was about 4-5 , I love all the jaws films.
Where we going..... SWEEEEMING
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:08, archived)
# slow ahead? i can go slow ahead
come on down and chum some of this shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:10, archived)
# Jaws 1, 2 and 3 are all class
the tunnell scene in Jaws 3 is class. I think I have every shark related film out there. I even bought shark attack 1,2 and 3 . Barrowman is in 3 , how embarrasing
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:13, archived)
# haven't bought the shark attack films
but i do have a lovely megalodon tooth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)
# what is megalodon tooth?
I got all 3 shark attack films for £7 :)
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:22, archived)
# megalodon
ancient ancestor of the great white, about 60 feet long
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:23, archived)
# My obsession with sharks has kept me out (even the british) sea for years now
My mate had a 'wish' and swam with sharks in Miami, I am jealous, yet afraid!
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:25, archived)
# i love sharks
i'd kill to swim with them!
oh well, bet time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:28, archived)
# I love sharks
and shark riding.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Flikr----->
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:43, archived)
# Speaking of which...

Free fruit at work is the best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Did you used to slice bananas
before you peeled them as a kid? We thought it was the best trick ever when I was young. Ready sliced 'nanas, just peel.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Sliced *before* peeling?
What kind of evil witchcraft is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:26, archived)
# It involves a needle and thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:28, archived)
# This kind of withcraft!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:34, archived)
# real photo sunday
was just some old bollocks made up by talentless fucks who had to find some way of interacting with the board on the slowest day of the week.

Kind of " I can't draw or photoshop a picture to save my life but look, I have a Kodak and there is a bird in my garden".

Good riddance.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:16, archived)
# ah
I think I had forgot it existed until RIS just came up
(JoePesky, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 2:21, archived)
# If it's any consolation
I got the joke without having to have it explained :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:38, archived)
# that's not consolation
that's rubbing it in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:46, archived)
# That sounds like fun
Unless it's chilli sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:47, archived)
# it is fun
but not with chilli sauce, no.
not with whipped cream, either. that stuff stains
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Just as well, seeing as no-one actually explained *huffs*
not really, I get it now, can we just forget the whole thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Trouble is,
That is a Gekko - they make a big point of it in the GEICO insurance ads.

and you can figure out why...
Why it speaks with a poor Cockney accent is beyond me!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 8:30, archived)
# the Lizzard of Oz?!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)
# I know that lizard

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Much better. Now I feel like visiting the local Youth Hostel.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Oh, it's a lizard? OK, now I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:39, archived)
# *drains*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)