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If you missed the Grateful Dead the last time they toured...

...just give them a little time to come around again.

(BigJohnny, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

keeping count?

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tef, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)

you never know

when the saddam hussein picture count could come in handy.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)

hurrah

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)

anyone keeping count of the bbc new spoofs?

i think it's 3 now

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tef, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)

but eef jou count zee number ave times heez been yerry yarcia,

eez like... huan.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)

that all?

have you counted since yesterday lunch time?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)

Way more than that surely!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)

that i have seen whilst on the board in the last 48 hours. there's bound to be way more than my figure

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)

i would say spazz, but sargant has been keeping count too.

and then he gave up

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tef, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)

possibly

the best of the lot

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

orange you glad he'snot dressed as santa

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tef, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)

zigackly

and i never much cared for the 'dead either, so it's 2 zeppelin with an over-inflated sense of self forth eprice of one

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)

OOhh a Saddam beardy pic

how rare..
I must go cheesegrate my nipples now!!

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)

Have you ever wondered how much your really worth?

[snip]

mod edit: I recognise you

(judge, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

Chopped pork and ham

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)

that's not a very big ransom!

;)

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

But tasty nonetheless!

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)

Is there torture and spanking involved?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)

Depends how much you pay me.

/relurk

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)

OOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really? Wow!!?
Ace!!!/?!?!?!!?
WOWWOWOOWOWOWOWWW!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! YOU AREACUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)

*calming pats*

step away from the Caps Lock.

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)

come on,

it's okay,

we're not going to hurt you. you don't need it.. just put the Caps Lock down..

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)

OK.

gnnng...
*pant*

it's going to be hard to get by without it.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)

I WAS HAVING QUITE A GOOD TIME SHOUTING!!!

DO I HAVE TO STOP AS WELL!?!?

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)

can I just ignore you?

=) how goes chap? I hope the apartment situation and all is good.

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Alfie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:14, archived)

LOOK AT ME I'M ANSWERING YOU!!!

MY APARTM- excuse me. my apartment situation is fine, I guess. I'm not sure what you're referring to, except maybe my shitty roomate. she's still here slurging around, but what can I do about that? what new enterprise have you undertaken this week, Mister Alfie: Debonair Entrepreneur Extraordinaire?

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)

ha!

I was reffering to the council issues you were experiencing? Didnt know about the roommate situ, but that is almost always bad - just make life tough for her is the only solution. Just the normal really, palmpixels is good, stuck up your music video the other day actually - Im still really hankering after the full versioin if you can be arsed to compress it and stick it online somewhere for me.

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Alfie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)

council issues?

you're confusing me with someone else. I live in germany. no council here.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)

Quick!

Someone shoot the mad bastard!

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)

*peng*

as the french would say.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)

hiens?

Quoi?

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away*

I'm over here now

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)

how

goes polymer records?

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alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)

Round and round?

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)

Not so good.

In fact,
Kick this ass..

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)

What are you trying to do to me here?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)

you've posted that before

and we didn't like it then either

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Milkman Dan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)

you

spamming shitbag
that's the 3rd time i've seen it, and you've done it at least a couple more.
why don't you cock off and do something new

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

What

do you click to make it work out your ransom?

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Greenbat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:58, archived)

It's a spammer

using b3ta for his own evil gains. The link has been removed to protect the innocent. Like me.

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)

I've had a thought

can we sponsor a troll... everytime our sponsoree spams the link is turned into a members own site/project.... thus eliminating spam.

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alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)

Half a shandy

and a bag o crisps?

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)

Yet another knob gag!

(Idid, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

honest miss

i didn't draw it!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

I was physically sick producing this...

[BTW its Carol Vorderman]

(drydo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)

Carol Vorderman's continued existence

is the only thing that keeps me alive.

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dr_fonz, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

I don't blame you

It's a fucking hideous sofa

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

Aye

she is everywhere like shit in a field

(Charlie big bananas, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

I read that as shit on a shield

which conjured up all sorts of interesting images.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

everywhere

like shit on a shield........hmmm might work.....

(Charlie big bananas, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)

much like chris moyles

on the annoyance scale:

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)

Arrrgghh!

I can't stand that fat, northern twunt.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)

i live near his parents.

now FEAR ME!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

that is a blatant

pearoast

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)

AND?

i haven't posted it in a new thread.
no-one is going to die because i posted it.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)

this may be GC, so to speak, but is there one of us workig for a calendar company.(It is genuine I've just seen the catalogue at work)
nob gag

.

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

old as the hills

boots's website sells it, they had to crop the image very tactfully.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)

It's a paper bag . . .

They had loads of the calenders in Boots yesterday, that shot was from an unfortunate angle.

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

it pisses me off

when people constantly flick around channels like that too.

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

It pisses me off

when people move their arm like that while using the remote. you don't need to do that, you just need to press the goddam button.

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dr_fonz, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)

unless someone's moving

your telly

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)

my mum...

..has the most exaggerated remote control usage movement ever. It involves holding it out from the body with forearm extended parallel to the ground, pointing it very accurately at the appliance being controlled, bracing onself for the big button push, then making a jabbing movement which comes from the shoulder, usually whilst grimacing for no explicable reason as if being poked with a stick.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)

You know what I'd like to see

Carol Vorderman's house being given a makeover by Linda Barker. Those two don't get enough airtime

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

I'd risk damaging my favourite shoes

just to have a good kick at that talentless slapper's face.

woo for the sentiment btw - but I'm going to have to click "ignore" until that disappears off the board.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)

Have a crap Vorderman pearoast

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)

Bugger..have we finished the cheap Knob gags?

Ahh well..better late than never..and probably donE!!

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)

we've NEVER

finished with cheap knob gags
woo (but definitely already been done)
[edit] nice username

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)

maybe not in

widescreen though!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)

ooh yeah

hadn't noticed that.

you should see her profile pic, she's purdy

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)

bugger!!

Gothy rejects are not meant to blush..
I hold you responsible!!

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)

mmmm

being held by a beautiful bondage goth. lovely.

i'm sorry about the blushing, maybe you should put more white make-up on, then nobody will notice

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)

bugger

just tried going to bondage.com

work server didn't like that did it... ; )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

that's

the one good thing about my work - they don't seem to care where you go, just as long as the work gets done and a bare minimum of virusses/spyware finds its way onto the system. odd really for one of the biggest companies in the world

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)

Same here . . .

Damn you Websense !

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

looks like my brother's ladyfriend.

bastard

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

lucky

swine

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

then again

he looks like a cross between brandon lee and a chimney sweep.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

hahahahaha

sounds like my ex-girlfriend's ideal bloke (i looked like a chimney sweep at the time, and she had a thing for brandon lee)

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

here he is sans makeup

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

in an earlier era

he would have been a fan of ride
he looks about 12

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)

he's 18, i'm 20 and look older

yet i'm the one asked for ID.

the world's mad.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)

he's

never 18.
bloody hell, that makes me feel sooo elderly (and normally i only feel the elderly).
at least tell me the pic was taken a couple or more years ago. please.

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:58, archived)

he was just 17 when i took that

he doesn't look much older now though

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)

tchoh

and he gets served and you don't? you must be 5 foot 2 or something

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)

1 inch shorter than him.

i think my coy smile gives me away.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)

OOOoooOOOOOO
a word?

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)

it is

if you're a ghost

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)

i'll pass your vote

on to him.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)

he's lovely

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)

cheap

knob gags in widescreen..could this be the start of a trend?

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)

out now on DVD!

cheap knob gags!

95 minutes of knobs drawn on everything!

available with extended commentary and 2.35:1 widescreen!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)

Eeep I wouldn't have that dancing in my lap either

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)

love

you too babesX

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

Perhaps if you got a haircut, looked straight ahead instead of down and brushed the stray talc from the outside of the rubber suit?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)

but

perhaps she doesn't want to dance in your lap.
then again, what woman could resist?

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

A friend of mine

goes to lap dancing clubs

Edit : Take it all back, the other pictures do you proud.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)

yes. a friend

*winks knowingly*

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)

uncalled for!

(Errol, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)

They love that kind of talk

those bondage birds, gets the snail gland going.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)

hahahaha

snail gland. best term ever

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)

we do?

well bugger me!!!
not an offer..I repeat NOT an offer!!

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)

HAHAHA

you try looking straight ahead with that much mascara on..
stoopid shower photoshoot..
I looked like liza minelli and alice coopers lovechild!!

(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

Dear oh dear

*tries to shake mental image*

Your piccie looks quite good, though.

(testingtestingtesting, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)

i see

what she means with the third pic, though (the first two, on the other hand...)

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)

Other hand, hey?

(testingtestingtesting, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)

i sat on it first

feels like somebody else is doing it, or something

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)

I was going to suggest you look as though you'd been drowned

But I thought I might get general booing from all the blokes who want to get into your pants.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)

most blokes here

wear rubber pants anyway, though that's more of an incontinence things, really

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)

hehe

hairy testcardicles

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amon - hooray :D, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)

Reversi ...

Who could imagine this ?

(Lothar Moricaine, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)

Not

I.

You?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:35, archived)

They've got Fidel?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:37, archived)

shh

not so loud, otherwise that'll be the next bit of the bandwagon. i 've been hoping nobody else would spot it and give them legs

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)

Jeremy Paxman?

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)

Some families have no taste ...

(Stacker, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)

*titters like total loon*

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)

that

is wonderful.

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)

hahaha

like it

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)

Hahaha!

I bet it's hooked up to a lamppost out the back

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:35, archived)

that's special

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:36, archived)

hehe

tupperware bulbs..

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)

That is beautiful!

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LittlePixel, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)

that's

purty

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)

lovely

great attention to detail, too, what with the colours in the circles

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)

yay

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tef, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)

they're fucking class the Royal Family

we are pond scum

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bleepbloop, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)

I am collecting pikturs of houses decorated like that for a website.

I actually hove to go out a photograph them, and say to the owners how 'nice' they are when all I want to do is laugh at them and their poor taste.

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Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)

Hahah

That is great!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)

Ahahahahaha!

All that's missing is Michael Fagan on a ladder

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:45, archived)

quick and semi-spastic.

just my way of saying.
"good morning b3ta,
it's monday, someone shoot me."

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)

*boik*

those lemur eyes are still getting a workout i see!

mornin/afternoon.

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mrRush, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)

that's so beautiful

shame you can't tile it

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)

i can't imagine the horror of it tiled.

although, i may have to now that you've gone and suggested it.

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)

Mwa-ha-ha--ha

*flies off on broomstick*

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)

argh

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)

eep

you've lemurised those clown's with gay abandon. woo!

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

That is really displeasing on the eye!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)

Angry clowns

in temperous pants
like to eat
firey ants.

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)

It is Monday

with a bloody vengeance. Car conked out this morning so I trekked to Halfords for a battery, bought it home only to find it was too big for my car so I had to trek back and get the correct one, which they had the nerve to charge me an extra 60p for. Grrrr

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:37, archived)

Oooh dear

meeeee.

I've got Flu and the least sympathetic senior mgrs in the world

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)

Cough and splutter in their

coffee, it's the only polite thing to do

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)

They're not here today

thankfully. So at least I can do shit all.

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)

and you could cough and splutter

into their coffee mugs.

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)

ohh thats pretty

woo yay

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:37, archived)

Morning!

well, it feels like the morning still.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:29, archived)

hahahahahaha

you woosome punner, you
morning

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:29, archived)

D'oh!

(Fingolfin, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:29, archived)

Hot Piss!

That is fantastics!!
W/Y/H!!

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Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)

silly

billy

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)

hehehe

yay

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)

Hahaha

Fantastic mentalism.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)

snurt!

that funny

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)

hahaha

woo!

(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)

he he

woo that

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)

heh!

shilly shod!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)

Just in time for Christmas

Yay!

(spook, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:26, archived)

woo yay!

I'll take two*

*kits, not prozac tablets

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:27, archived)

oooo

thats what else i need 'prozac'

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:28, archived)

tee hee

although Prozac doesn't kill in overdose, I'm afraid.

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)

but whisky does

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:36, archived)

it'd

take more than a bottle of Jameson's to kill me, i can tell you
not much more, but still more nonetheless

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:37, archived)

It depends on

how you use the bottle, I suppose..

(

Prof. Slocombe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)

or how somebody else

uses it
*looks around shiftily to check for whisky wielding maniacs*

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)

Dyslexic Dave never was rescued

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)

Tourettes next

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:26, archived)

yay!

"SOS you hairy fuckmonkey"

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:26, archived)

Must stop

giggling in office....

I'm going to get busted

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)

wod

erm.. wof
no...wee

ah: woo yay!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:26, archived)

Hehehe

I like that

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:27, archived)

that is totally absurd.

and equally funny.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:27, archived)

hahahaha

that's ace

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:28, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

excellent!

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mrRush, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:28, archived)

hahaha!

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kitty meow meow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)

A little sympathy please!

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LittlePixel, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

87.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

Hahahahahaha

nice!

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

ha ha

I like the idea that he could be put on trial and say "yes, I did have WMD, the Americans sold them to me."
He won't, but the idea amuses me.

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

he might say

"Yes I have VD and Prince Charles gave it to me"

(BadgerPirate, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)

The idea

that he will be tried by the Iraqi courts amuses me - they'll probably find him not guilty and reinstate him - just to piss the Americans off....

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)

Arf.

That'd take the biscuit.
I wonder what they'd do if that happened?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:29, archived)

he should have done that

they never would have noticed him

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

ooh look - Saddam

though I have to say this is another well shopped SH pic...

on an unrealated note: poppy pop!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

ooh, how satisfying

(stone the crows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)

dat am good

(pop pop pop pop pop ...pop)

(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:35, archived)

oooo

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

hhehe

woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)

that

is very good
woo!

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)

At least it's an amusing one.

And i'm not out of my skull on sugar, caffienne, alcohol and lack of sleep + essay. Or i'd get everyone annoyed at me again.

Woo hoo! 2/3s of this bloody essay rewritten! Yay me!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)

I am amazed

that that is the first one I've seen of those.

/not sarcastic.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)

hahaha

Indeed-
will he get to stand in court and say:

"Indeed- the US government supplied, equipped and trained my regime for 20 years. Hell they sold me some bad ass weaponry to use on whomever I liked."

"What are you looking at me for?"

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)

That'll be the day

Like the day they catch Bin Laden and he can explain that he was trained and funded by the CIA for the Mujaheddin's fight against the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan.

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)

America

really is its own worst enemy isn't it?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:36, archived)

Classic example of

"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)

History will always repeat unfortunately.

Until the end of history. And we've already proved we're not mature enough to practice communism yet. :(

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)

Tis true,

but it's amazing how many times America has managed to repeat the same blunder in such a short history. I was watching something on the history channel the other day about the CIA/NSA training Ho Chi Minh and the VietCong about how to gain independance from French rule in Vietnam

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)

you're saying

fluorescent socks are going to make a comeback?

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)

I've bet my house on it

*checks stock* C'mon FlurosockCorp!

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)

They went out of style??!?

*hastily removes luminous footwear*

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)

here's a repost from over a year ago.

somehow the post that got frontpaged slipped by me

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

eh?

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

can you not hear me?

SHOULD I TYPE LOUDER GRANDPA!!!???

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)

what

frontpaged post?

are you being sarcastic?

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)

victor kiam. the remington guy...

www.b3ta.com/board/2496073

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)

ah,

silly IE was showing me a cached page...

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:26, archived)

oh...

CAN I KEEP YELLING ANYWAY?!?!
it's clearing a lot of phlegm out of my lungs...

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)

sure

it's a good look for you ;)

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)

DO YOU THINK IT'S RATHER

BLESSEDESQUE?!!

YOU KNOW I DO ASPIRE TO BE A YOUNG BRIAN!!!

HAWMEch.. *cough cough* HAWK-*chhhhhtpoo* H...

I'll get back to you.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)

its on the frontpage

for me

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)

Yeeaauurgh!

He'll need a little square of toilet paper

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

Oooh

and the aftershave's going to sting.

woo pic

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

that's both Whoops!

and Woo!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)

christmas bees!

yay.

(alky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

hahahah

MORE BEES!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

HaHa

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

yay

Drunken Bees

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)

That's the bee's knees that is

if you look about halfway down his little bee legs

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

Ozzy making a speedy recovery

(Ap0calypse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

Did you say

A speeding recovery?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

silly chickuns.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

good grief!

/charlie brown

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

sorry to threadjack but how do i open photoshop?

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

grab the handle open the door

snappy snaps are quite cheap

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sinisterduck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

oh wow

thanx hugzz

i am in a very silly mood today and have just done about 3 new website designs in 1 morning and am going mad, and now i have to go upstaris to be briefed about re-designing an ebook oh joy etc etc

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

Web design's easy.

I mean, after you've tiled your animated gif background, got the java applet logo working and set up the midi, there's not much more to it.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)

hahahahaa

www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail51.html
Classic

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sinisterduck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliumpt and most apt :)

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:37, archived)

err...

How do you find pornography on the internet?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

disgusting

crams up all the harddrive space

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sinisterduck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

how long

is a piece of string?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

Selotape

your nob to your monitor and it will find you.

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Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

randomly reply to at least 50% of your email

and you may get lucky.
or enable your messenger service if you're bored

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:35, archived)

for a fleeting second

I wondered what you had done to Fnord...

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

*snigger*

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)

fnord is

alive and well.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)

In the shops for the kiddies this Christmas

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

that

is ace!

Really very, very good.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

fnarr

pun-tastic!

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

really

very fucking woo

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)

snurk!

that's really woo

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)

No, Mr.Bond,

I expect you to DIE!

Afternoon everyone

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

woo

nice stroking action

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

he often

has girls say that to him

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:29, archived)

how woo!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

nice smooth action

clever puss

catpuss, fatpuss.

edit: mind the pisssssssssssss

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muteboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

That's a big pussy

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:16, archived)

Woo!

Some smoooth stroking there.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

he he

very woo

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:17, archived)

shuper

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:19, archived)

Ta! Nice pixelly wooness

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)

thanks

nice sleigh

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)

Lovely

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The Boy T, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)

Does one suck

Or blow?

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The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:14, archived)

he blows

she sucks.

and whinnies.

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muteboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

the horror

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:12, archived)

Hahahahahahah

you would though

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)

do you wank over their

ad for the Ultimate Cheese Party album?

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)

he rubs

his cheese over the actual albums

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:36, archived)

right

where's my gun?

edit: actually, i would. think of the royalties...

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muteboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)

hehe

I would

FACT

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

was it you that found the swingers in the badger area site earlier? if so, that probably explains what you were after.

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atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)

haha !

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:14, archived)

hahahaha

I would rather be wanked by Michael Jackson!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:15, archived)

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