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# The
one thing NASA was keeping quiet about was the fact that the new probe recently landed on Mars is infact a racing car....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Cool.
Can I have a go?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# bags i the front seat.................
(Leonardo Acropolis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Reminds me a bit of the game
that wasn't midtown madness or motocross madness

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# only
one I can think of that had a mars bit was...big red racing from years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Or possibly
'Moon Bug' on the ever great ZX Spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# oh
yeah now thats going back some...rainbird game i think...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# i really hate this guy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:01, archived)
# why?
what's he ever done to you

and hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# he left me at the alter and run off with my dog
then sent me naked pics of himself!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# hehehehe :)
you should write a country western song about it in Greek!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# once a girl came upto me on uni campus and started talking to me in greek!
i just run away! okay i do look a little greek but that was a bit scary!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# He had to use him as an alternative
to getting a new Graphics Card apparently
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# ehhh!
new graphics card, this piece of old toast and a LED do me fine that you very much!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# all of a sudden Iggy Pop came to my mind
then i realized who it was and threw up.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Who is it, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# unless you're joking, try
www.robertomarinos.gr/
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Why does that keep taking me to Hitler.org?
Edit: ah, fixed it now. Heh, heh. I might make him a gaydar profile.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:25, archived)
# the expression..........

springs to mind.......
(Leonardo Acropolis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# There's shades of my ex in there.
oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# which shades?
the kind of dark skintoned ones or the dark haired bits?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# His face.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# You must have a very low hate threshold then.
Why not, and this is just a suggestion, ignore him?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Sea spong
(Plastic Goldfish, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# yay!
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# apparently ANYTHING with large eyes
appeals to people, because it reminds us of babies, FACT!
(Leah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# well it works
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Explain...
...Marti Feldman.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# I can`t!!
(Leah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:12, archived)
# mmm babies!!
/sonia for eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:08, archived)
# i likes
i'm back from my big long holiday and most probably my cock is glass but i try
www.365gay.com/newscon04/01/010204operationGay.htm
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Marvelous.
Or not, depending on your point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# if he is so damn homophobic
that he is that pissed off about it, he probably is gay
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Interesting site.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# woo!
that's strangely appealing
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# *Giggle like a loony*
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# hurray!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Is he cross
or rather chuffed?

I'm unable to decide.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# i reckon its saying yay
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# woo
to that.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:06, archived)
# ooga booga
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:57, archived)
# AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
It's Scooby Don't!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# I've had her.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:10, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!


mmmmm its the dream of dreams!!

EDIT : the giant pint of beer and diving into it naked is the dream! but a mans bum isnt alwaysa bad thing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# There's an almost naked man
and some beer. Half of that image makes me excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# which?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# what?
men in bottomless underwear?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Surely
that's a safety harness?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# I beleive
that's what's known as a "Jock strap" - popular with american athletes I believe
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# ok :)
if you insist


I'm sure that you probably know more about that sort of thing than I do
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# I do insist!


I only know because I watch a lot of american gay porn, and they like that sort of thing...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# ohhhhhh!
suddenly after years of reading american teen literature i understand what they were going on about
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:01, archived)
# This is NOT safe for work.
I can see the blokes arse, and it makes me want to f-uck it hard. Your picture has turned me gay. The Daily Mail will hear about this.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# don't be silly
The Daily Mail is firmly of the opinion that Labour's education policy is the only thing that turns anyone gay
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# You should
write to my MP
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# MPs!
They are all employed by the left-wing press to destroy the fabric of this noble country!
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# yay
turn gay! turn gay hard!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# To Much Material
I keep wanting to do some 'chopping with this guy's photos.

There is so much material, I just don't know where to begin.
(Slyddur, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# wtfayboa
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Yoink-age abounds

That is where I got the link from, but I have not seen anyone do anything with the pics.

(Slyddur, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# you obviously
haven't been here long enough then
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:57, archived)
# Assumption:
The mother of all cock-ups, eh?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Just joined today

Been cruising the site on my day off.

(Slyddur, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# Why post a link
that's already on the front page of this site?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:54, archived)
# There's a
front page?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# that must mean
there's also a back page.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# If there is
does it have an advice column?

Dear Rob,
...
Concerned from Cirencester
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# we need an advice column!
definately the way forward = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# I am always happy to contribute: here is an advice column from Dr Dre.
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/dre.html
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# I imagined something
like an advert for a decorative chump manbear plate on the back page
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:01, archived)
# New!
from the Franklyn Munt! Only $9.99*

* a week for 72 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:04, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Never heard
of him...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:54, archived)
# who?
hitler?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# I still don't understand

help.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# If you come from b3ta, it redirects you to Hitler
put it in a new window. I think the Greek guy is on to us...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# I'm terribly sorry
but I think that may be GC.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# I'm quite disturbed that that link came up
as already viewed for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Hrumph

Wonderful redirect there
(Slyddur, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# something has been bothering me about that photo

but I think I've got to the bottom of it... it's Jimmy Somerville!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
I always knew I'd seen that mug before.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:54, archived)
# woo hoo hoo!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:54, archived)
# you don't want
to get to Jimmy Somerville's bottom......
(Leonardo Acropolis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*breathe*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*collapse*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Mattyboy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# hahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha!
sooo gorgeous :)
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Is anyone feeling a wee bit hot?
theshadowlands.net/spon.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# it's just not fair...........
NASA has all the best scientists.......

(Leonardo Acropolis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# pigs in space!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# Yay for
Piiiiigggssss iiiiiinnn Spaaaaaaccceeeeeeeee....
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# woo!
I love the muppets!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# Woo.
and I must say how lovely it is to be back on broadband after housesitting for three days and living on dial-up alone
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# I offer you
my sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# I took my guitar to be mended too
so I wouldn't even have a twang whilst b3ta loaded. :o(
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Was the house alright
or did it die whilst you were looking after it?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# The house is still there although everything sprang leaks two days ago...
we've a water-filled punchbag there and that leaked all over the conservatory and then the toilet upstairs sprang one too and gushed as it was filling up.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# and wasn't it a little
uncomfortable sitting on a house for 3 days?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Good job I wasn't shoplifting?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# Indeed
you'd have gotten arrested for that, it's illegal don't ya know!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Yeah typical the bloody muppets got to Mars first
and their first pics are black and white and probably of an Arizona Desert.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# oooooooooo i can use this now

although now it's 501......hmmmm
(Leonardo Acropolis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# woo yea
bender is great
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# yay! yay! yay!
Muppets!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Preview:
Can't wait until my dad stops trying to play guitair and lets me work on his PC, then I can animate this finaly!!
(devilstick, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# interesting
and strangely appealing... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# YAY!
Smug BasTARD
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# but no sturdy girl
still quite woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Clive and Chump
would be good too.
But it is a great pic as it is btw!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:51, archived)
# chump!
yaay

it is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:51, archived)
# have you seen this:
www.chumpmanbear.com
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# I have now :)
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# no
no NO NO
no
I clicked it

and was surprised to find...
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:57, archived)
# That confused me as well.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# haha!
Hadn't seen that! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# I was working on svenno
But he was a bit too big for the screen...

And all the fur from Chump is hard to draw and animate, he could appear in the final version ;)

Clive....hmmm...I have to think about that.

But the point is...I wanted it to become maybe my first fp, so I want to make it 280 pix width, THATS going to be the next challenge
(devilstick, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:54, archived)
# Don't try to do something that you think
will get on the fp as it won't happen.
It's a subsection of Fnord's Law.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Ok....
Then i'll make it big!!


Was missing, can't leave him out ;)
(devilstick, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# yay
splendid stuff!

Nice disco ball too.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Please, please, please, please, please
Make the Death Star into a mirror ball.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:47, archived)
# I'm planning on doing that...
But its hard to make a mirror ball in paint.. :(
(devilstick, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# That's skill that is..
Top work on Smuggo.. And Furtive looks a bit
'Saturday Night Fever'..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Wait till you see him move!
Argh :(
I want to get behind that PC!!!
(devilstick, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:51, archived)
# Hit him with a guitar
Don't forget to shout "Kabong!" when you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# I love your furtive bear
and fear the most....Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:57, archived)
# My considered response:
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:42, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:42, archived)
# Art is truth.
So is porn.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Pornography was invented by the Victorians
who harboured it all for themselves - well according to a documentary on Channel 4 anyway and who am I to argue.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Sex and pornography
both relate to the notions of ownership and possession. But the Victorians didn't invent porn - I did.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Sex has nothing to do with ownership
pornography could be argue that it is to do with ownership but that all depends on how it's portrayed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Well, sex is
about ownership. I only have sex in a bed that I own - I feel uncomfortable in rented, borrowed or stolen beds.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# So you own your bed and you consider that sex is therefore ownership
not unless you're having sex with your bed it isn't as you don't own the woman/man you're sleeping with even if you're married. ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# I only have sex
with women whose names begin with K. My girlfriend's name is Fiona, but I am trying to get her to change it to Karen.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# the term pornography was invented by them
there wasn't a concept of it before then, but the form of it still existed prior to its identification
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Let's solve our differences with a debate.
You explain why American Beauty is your favourite film, and then I'll explain why it's the most overrated piece of crap that Hollywood has made in years.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:49, archived)
# no
i dont think i will, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# That's a shame.
I had hoped you might have something to contribute. It was a longshot, I admit...
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:51, archived)
# i felt the same about you
but i gave up hoping for something useful from you long ago
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:54, archived)
# Choose an option
a) post a picture b) write something funny or constructive c) do neither of the above, but find the time to slag off other people... I know it'll be a tough choice for you.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# a mass
debate?


/dirty rain coat
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:54, archived)
# To have pornography as such
you have to find something shocking, or have tabboos. "Pornography" is just a result of moralising about things, as I understand it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# I concur with that line of thought
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Taboos are ok.
But tabooboos are even better!
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:53, archived)
# taboobies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# is it?
I just always thought that pornography was images or sounds used for sexual stimulation.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:55, archived)
# Tskks,,...
That such a *bourgeoise* way of looking at it.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:57, archived)
# I think that's what the Victorians had us all think
that anything sexually stimulating is pornographic. But I don't think I agree with that else everything that you find remotely erotic is pornographic.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:57, archived)
# It's all semantics really isn't it?
there's nothing wrong with pornography is there?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:59, archived)
# Not if you have a clear sense of what it is
but if like the Victorians they considered anything pornographic to be filthy then it's very hard to seperate it with feelings of doing wrong or being 'sinful'.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:02, archived)
# ok :)
I just don't really have a problem with it, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Me neither
within reason
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:07, archived)
# What about
men making love (not having sex) with swans?
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:09, archived)
# "making love" is just a euphamism for sex
or Sexual Intercourse to use it's proper term. So Men having sex with swans - err most definitely unconsenual as I would expect the Swan would rather not have some man shove his todger up it's arse. So no that counts as disgusting. ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:17, archived)
# You've obviously never seen
a man tenderly make love to a swan. You're missing out.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:20, archived)
# or a dolphin!!
(Leah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:28, archived)
# The difference between erotica and porn
is just labelling. If it's blurred and black and white, it's erotica. If it's cheaply printed and in colour then it's porn. Anything safe enough to put on your coffee table is erotica, and therefore NO FUN at all.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Who's the talking boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:43, archived)
# It is Caliope,
the muse of Baroque poetry.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:44, archived)
# I don't know
but they look like complete tits
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:45, archived)
# "you're a right tit"
heh
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:44, archived)
# tee
hee
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Santa Claws is coming your way!

pearoast for compo. (
First post for about a month, stupid parents got rid of the computer to get the power button fixed, got it back today but too late, im at ubni now.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Everyone knows
that kittens wouldnt be able to deliver presents. They'd want to play with the shiny bows instead!



woo btw ;)
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:40, archived)
# yo ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Power buttons are overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:42, archived)
# huzzah!
domos all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:43, archived)
# evening
how is the other Suffolk b3tan doing tonight? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:45, archived)
# I'm pretty damn good.
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Not too bad
I'll be happier when I've finished my CV and stop getting distracted! grr!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Try finishing with
"And they all lived happily ever after"

Guaranteed to please.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:49, archived)
# good evening
would you care to dance?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:33, archived)
# There's something very very
wrong about that bit in the middle.. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# yes
the 'bit' is a little unsettling.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:35, archived)
#

/clitvage?
(Smudger, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:37, archived)
# I think it looks
slightly more phallic
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:38, archived)
# now you mention it
yes.
(Smudger, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:40, archived)
# someone dance with her!
all this talk about her personal anatomy is making her rather self-conscious.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:42, archived)
# It's not *quite* either specifically..
..it's just wrong.. and hence woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:44, archived)
# AY CARAMBA!

*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:35, archived)
# I
concur.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:36, archived)
# good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:42, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH IMMEDIATELY.
IT IS +*NOT*+ SAFE FOR WORK. I DON'T PAY MY LICENSE FEES SO THAT PERVERTS CAN POLLUTE THE AIRWAYS.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:45, archived)
# hear, hear!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# THEY COME OVER
HERE, STEALING OUR MESSAGEBOARDS, INFECTING OUR WOMEN WITH TINY, SWEET-SMELLING SPORES AND THEN PUT THIS GODLESS MUCK ON THE TELLY.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# I'm with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:49, archived)
# THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
ANY KID COULD STUMBLE UPON THIS BOARD AND FIND THEMSELVES LURED INTO INVERSION AND GAGGLING.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# well that's obviously
what happened with you
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:58, archived)
# Haha...
Brilliant! Another constructive contribution from the world's greatest intellectual!
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:01, archived)
# My word!
I've just noticed, there seems to be a bit of a Zoidberg thing going on with the top lip as well.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:45, archived)
# woop woop woop woop woop woop woop
hmm, anither strange noise that is hard to put into actual words
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:48, archived)
# SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A NOB BETWEEN HER TITS
AND IS WANKING IT HARD
(nobstain, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:57, archived)
#
(Fort, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# that looks a lot
like my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:29, archived)
# what
small,black,hairy,naked AND with pointy teeth ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:30, archived)
# No, that's SSG.
His Dad's the one to the left.

Pretty much the same, but wearing slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:32, archived)
# oooh oooh.
aah aah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:35, archived)
# Weird Crappy Photshopping from the Seven Penguins


If it doesn't show the picture above, click here

The elusive Pengualrus, torn between it's cravings for both Herring sandwiches with gobs of Mayo and also for it's own head. Hmm...

P.S. Oh, the wonderfulness of Bloom County...
(Mreek, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:24, archived)
# is
that the famous redofx penguin ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Of course not you silly froggie
It's decended from the famous Second String Tuba penguin that had an unfortunate accident. Hmm...
(Mreek, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# oh
thats allright then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# penguin gob?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# How mooshlovely, dear
Penguins and green stuff, oh what fun.
(Mreek, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# sorry to be a party pooper old chap
but i cannae see your pic at all, geocities is da sux0r as i believe the hip vernacular puts it
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Gosh darnit! :-P
I tried to host it on boomspeed but they've changed and now they won't host my pics. *glare at the stupid webby*

P.S. I AIN'T A CHAP! *glare*
(Mreek, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:37, archived)
# hooooooorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:27, archived)
# No, no, no
No HOOOOOOORAH! This kind of picture deserves either a "woosh" a "moosh" or if you're being especially kind, an "ij!"
(Mreek, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:29, archived)
# gay duck sex anyone?


no thought not

/coat
(Fort, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# AUGH! MY EYES!
ewwwww.....ewwww......ewwwww.....ewwww....
(Mreek, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Gay necrophiliac duck sex, maybe.
Probably GC, but what the hell:

www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:30, archived)
# *falls out of chair and starts twitching*
PRE-TEEN EARS HERE! ACK! Or should I say eyes.

Mr Ted the Violent Video Game Addicted Ferret:If you're that easily freaked out WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SITE?

Good point. Hmm...
(Mreek, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:33, archived)
# That's
marvelarse!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Mavelarse?
Mavelarse? What. The. Spam.
(Mreek, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:35, archived)
# Stop complaining
This is science.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:41, archived)
# I used to be into necrophilia, beastiality and S&M.
I gave it up cos it was like flogging a dead horse.
(Fellmeister, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Good, but
a little was lost in the execution
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:39, archived)
# You steal my joke?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Your joke?
I think Moses has a claim on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:44, archived)
# That weren't in the Old Testament!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:50, archived)
# That's Bloody
Horriffic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha

(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:30, archived)
# No thanks
just had some.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:33, archived)
# I believe in a thing called Björk?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Björk is a tree.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:16, archived)
# And also
A grateful grapefruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:18, archived)
# and a
cheerful cherry
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:20, archived)
# i love bjork
and want to have her babies
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Watch out
she'd probably punch you if you tried anything.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:23, archived)
# That's only reporters
in airports - but she does have a mean temper. I saw her when she was far better in The Sugarcubes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:25, archived)
# i heard something by the punk group she was in
it was shite. but now she is a lovely little musical imp, and i like that a lot.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# I saw her back then.
Supporting, and singing with, 808 State. Back in '89, when house was house.

I still like her music now. Infact, I really have nothing bad to say about the woman.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# she
did backing for 808 state...well there is something I did not know....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# Not backing.
She sang lead on a couple of tracks on the "90" album, and The Sugarcubes supported them on that tour.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# yet
again I show my almost uncanny not to be able to read what is in plain sight....i should got into politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:29, archived)
# bananaman knows
www.b3ta.com/board/2564619
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# they were as mad as a brush
I saw them with My Bloody Valentine I think - unless I am having a false memory. Completely hatstand and very funky.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:29, archived)
# I was talking about MBV this afternoon.
I still have some of their records, and they're bloody awful ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:31, archived)
# and bloody valuable
about £45 per 12" last I looked.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:32, archived)
# *squeals*


*blows off ash*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# ash
weren't that great
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:42, archived)
# yes they were!
and my friend's ex boss lives next door to "little timmy" wheeler
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:49, archived)
# wow
can i have your autograph :)

i like ash too really, was for comic effect.
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:52, archived)
# oh ok
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:56, archived)
# I love My Bloody Valentine
they remind me of a time when I was more innocent and all was well with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:36, archived)
# you must play them at maximum volume
live they were something else. The best noise I have ever heard. I was moved to tears on a couple of occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:39, archived)
# I saw her about '86 at Sheffield University
As a solo artist she isn't bad, but I still think she was far better in The Sugarcubes, who weren't really a punk bank as mentioned above. However I do like lots of punk bands from the late 70's and mid eighties - after that it got really crap.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:31, archived)
# People don't know they're born these days.
When I were a lad, music were much better. Not to mention TV, films, buses, clothes, cereal, radishes, and pens.

All crap these days.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:33, archived)
# Pens haven't got much better
have they?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# I was reminded the other day that when we were at school
we had a classroom ink bottle of Quink ink that we shared. Instead of cartridges we filled our fountain pens during the lesson.

i.e. we all had ink all over our fingers all of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:36, archived)
# *Fondly remembers having desks at school that were so old they had ink wells.*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:38, archived)
# *also remembers these things
but not quite so fondly*
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:49, archived)
# No. they've got worse!
Biros only last half as long when I'm down t'pit these days. That's if t'pit was still open.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:37, archived)
# no
and my drawing pen is disgraceful at the minute...it keeps clogging. I may have to change. That's as dramatic as my life usually gets
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:37, archived)
# oh yeah
there's a whole new world of writing implements now
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:37, archived)
# I use a graphics tablet to write out quick notes...
...then print them out and stick them to the fridge with magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Ooh!
I get my graphics tablet on Wednesday!
You've got the right idea there!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:42, archived)
# radishes - they were great back then
with a pound of best radishes you could rule the world and still have change for tuppeny ride on charabang to Cleethorpes.
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:36, archived)
# no, the cubes weren't a punk band
but snot and spit (or something like that) were, and she was in it. innit.

i think i have listenend to her greatest hits everyday this week. i also like icelandic band sigur ros. i think everything from iceland is cool.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# even whale blubber?





The idea of microphone hair is oddly hilarious to me
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:37, archived)
# well, whale blubber is cold at least
my hair is giving me serious jip. when i wash it, it goes *poof!* (but in a visual way, you understand) and i resemble a microphone when i stand straight.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha
Just don't get one of those "cool" mullet things
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:40, archived)
# that would just be silly
i have a double crown, so a mullet is near impossible without some silly tufts here and there
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:41, archived)
# I know someone with
a crown on the hair above his forehead, beat that!
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:44, archived)
# damn
does he look awfully silly?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:54, archived)
# I have
lots of 'cubes in the car. Top driving music.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
#
love is in the air
so I paintmashed it
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:15, archived)
# *sniff*
that´s beautiful


(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:16, archived)
# I don't know.......
turn your back for five minutes and everyone's become a gestalt entity. ;)

Evening.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:18, archived)
# I don't know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:20, archived)
# gestalt
two beings that share one body

kinda icky
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:21, archived)
# bit
like voltar off of battle of the planets...but then im showing my age with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Cheers.
You've just ruined the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:22, archived)
# No he hasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:23, archived)
# terribly sorry
old bean
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:25, archived)
# what joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:23, archived)
# I've seen one of those movies
it made me blush
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:22, archived)
# I wouldn't be so sure
I met my girlfriend online.
She's a 40 year old trucker called Derek from Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Unusual surname.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:24, archived)
# It's not
that unusual, the middle name is though...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:25, archived)
# maybe we could have an auction of b3tans
pair them all off. I anticipate high bids for lemony
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:26, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
That's a great idea. Especially as I hear b3ta girls are hot! Certainly the one's I've met are...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Blimey.
I'd often wondered what he looked like (having reconstructed him twice).
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# I met my girlfriend online
*FACT*
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:27, archived)
# is she a tightrope walker?

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:28, archived)
# badum
tish!
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:30, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:30, archived)
# me too
and she only cost $25
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:29, archived)
# I met
his girlfriend online too, but she only charged me a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:31, archived)
# I've just had a horrible mental image involving you having sex.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:33, archived)
# I can furnish you
with some real images if you would prefer...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Do they involve
you climbing through anything?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:46, archived)
# Badum tish!


My drum kits getting worn out tonight
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:35, archived)
# ridiculous
isnt it
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:31, archived)
# Does that make Laini
the Yoko Ono of The Dirty Secrets and mattygirl the Linda McCartney?

Fucking hell, that's put a rather horrible sheen on our new loves...
(Mattyboy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:44, archived)
# Haha
your paintmashing skills are almost complete, young skywalker.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Is that really what his shirt says?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:18, archived)
# hehe...
i just loaded up the photo to check but i don't think so... i'm slightly disappointed...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:20, archived)
# probably not
but it's blue on red, so I can't read it

/colourblindness
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:20, archived)
# my shirt says ´triumfador´
but i´d like one with dan on it
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Just in case you forget?
I think it would be easier to pronounce than 'triumfador' as well.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:19, archived)
# the smug git.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:19, archived)
# They make such a
beautiful couple
(Mattyboy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# go Dan
i'm going to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Laugh Like a Loon

Just one in a series of popular B3TA Catch Phrases
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:09, archived)
# WOOYAY FOR THE LOON!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Domo was so pleased that I was able to solve
his shimmering fur problem
he couldn't help but show it.

previously
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)
# YAY!
i guess the shimmering bothered him
(I helped save b3ta! ozmospanky, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:09, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:09, archived)
# I like that one
very much
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Hi
cockolorum!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Oh, that is superb.
Much woo, yay and houpla to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Glorious
Magnificent work there. w/y/h.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Yay!
He looks so.. Edible
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:10, archived)
# Like an animated slightly scary Weetabix
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Woo!
I'll get the cream!

ed: I originally typed 'bream')
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Weetabix & bream
must be interesting at breakfast time in your house.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Indeed
I serve scrambled eggs with Nutella
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:16, archived)
# I suppose better than Scrambled eggs with Nigella
although I expect you blokey types will disagree. ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Quite
Have some pineapple sausages on your nice buttered flies
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:19, archived)
# I know a girl who looks like Nigella Lawson
She showed me her arse on New Year's Eve.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Like a Bourbon Cream
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:13, archived)
# wooo lovely
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:14, archived)
# lovely...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:19, archived)
# fantabulation!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:27, archived)
# Brilliant.
He's getting better and better. More instalments as he progresses, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:39, archived)
# .
haw haw haw look at teh silly president of teh USA
(][DaN][, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:04, archived)
# 130kb??
try some compression :/
(ChowRiit, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:08, archived)
# hurrah for biting satire!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:10, archived)
# See that,
that made me laugh that did!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Great work there
heres a topical pearoast

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 19:14, archived)

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