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# Raaaaaaaats iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaaaace
(wallaby of folk-rock, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)
# argh!
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# I'm not intirely sure why.
(][DaN][, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# exploding things are good
so you have a reason now
(el pedro, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Stevet's debut.
(Vectrex, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Pfffft
/i want that one
(ScaryMary, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# pfffffft! hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Yay!
I dug out and tried using my Amiga not so long back.

I had completely and utterly forgotten how to do anything on it, odd, as I was a bit of an Amiga h4x0r in my day.

Damned PC's taking over, I blame IBM.
(Marwood, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# I blame Bill . . .
and his evil minions . .

(thinks about getting the ST out of the loft . . decides not to bother)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# yes
ST's were a bit shit really, although at the time I thought they utterly ruled, eh.
(Vectrex, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# The MIDI timing was rock solid though . .
Something I can't say about my pc :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)
# blah blah
still use my amiga as main machine blah blah blah etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# An Amiga hector?
Who's hector?
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)
# 1m 5o l33t
(Marwood, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:28, archived)
# disturbing
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# has he just come
out of a really hot bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# possibly
but I think he's actually that pasty. I suspect he doesn't get out alot.
(Vectrex, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# that's fab
(I'd forgotten quite how camp ted danson is on that poster)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# haha!
Oh yes... that isn't baby wee on his shirt you know...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# but Tom Selleck
phwoooooar

*imagines how rough his tash would be*
(ScaryMary, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# kitten soft
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)
# perhaps he's just whistling?
(oneofthemany, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# you know how to whistle, don't you?
you just put your lips together
and go "ooooo get her!"
/corruptedfilmquotesRus
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)
# quick photoshop question
Is there a button I can press to turn a magnetic lasso into a normal one temporarily when I am tracing the outline of something? Or a button to press to make it go straight between two points? Ta
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I don't think so..
but what are you doing using lassos?
The pen tool is your frien.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# hmmm?


sorry ignore me i misread what you said
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Pen Tool
Look for a tutorial on masking
I think
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Nope,
basically the pen tool makes paths.
I call the pen tool cos the icon looks like a pen.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# alright then
you can use them for masks too. If you're going to a fancy dress party or something
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# never used the pen tool
any recommendations on what it can be used for?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# outlines.
draw 'em and the outline appears in your 'paths' window (and very pretty it looks too!)
(oneofthemany, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)
# i thought he said pencil
which confused me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Why did you think I said that?
Pencil has two more letters than pen.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# *ahem*
3
(icedragon, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# /pedant
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# you surrrrrrre about that?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# that's counting the silent 'c'
in penc
(oneofthemany, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# i'm an idiot
probably
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# To make it go betwen two points
i'm sure you can just click on point one and point 2.

Eaither way, i'ld learn how to do paths, its alot better.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Paths
are HARD...anyone done a tutorial? thought not - because paths are HARD.
(Rex Monday, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2664006
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# The pen tool, huh?
well, OK I am new to Photoshop, will take a look at it...
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# I donno if it's the pen-tool
as I don't know the technical names.

If you wish to learn the shortcuts, just hover over a button and it would say, for example "brush (b)", 'B' is the brush. It'll be on the setting you last used.



If your in the UK, Future do a fantastic newbie photoshop magazine/book thing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# You're one weird
cowboy. Unless you have metal cows
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# haha!
Sorry... I only just got it :)

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Thank God!
I was feeling unappreciated there.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)
# Poor thing.
Here, have a cup of tea and a hob-nob.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# ooh lovely!
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Hey!
Watch the crumbs! I only mopped the floor this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# A-ha
Brain in reverse ...just goddit.
doesn't help having such an old IE that all posts appear vertically and in no dicernable order.
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Why are people asking thread-wasting Photoshop questions
when we could be talking more about Jordan's tits exploding??
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Good point.
Well made.

EDIT: although the answers are rather helpful...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# wtfayboa?
/PSPW
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)
# bastard!
making me laugh when theres several people in my office who dont condone the practice of doing farkall at work
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# I

Like

That
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# Yep,
Shift + the 'L' button scroll between the different kinds of lasso. :)

Also, press 'P' for pen etc
(I helped save b3ta! Pixiedust Dedicated lurker 'till, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Ohhh,
so if you press shift+Shortcut, it'll scroll through all the different stuff on that button?

That is really handy, thanks for that tip.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# I'm here to help*
*99% false!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixiedust Dedicated lurker 'till, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# naughty
don't you mean:

Quick question regarding Adobe® Photoshop® Image Manipulation Software™

?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Hehe
I always call it that in casual conversation myself.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
#
me too.

of course.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Best thing to do is
1. Use the magnetic lasso and get your first outline. (personally I think this tool is inaccurate and prefer to do it myself, unless you're tight for time)

2. Select the manual version (forget what its called), not magnetic or polygonal.

3. Press and hold shift - the cursor should add a "+" symbol. Keep holding it till you've begun to select, then you can release it.

This will combine the two - you can keep adding to the slected area crefully rathe rthan doing it all in one go.

Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# do the big cutting out with blunt ended scissors
and get your mum to help with the fiddly bits
then use some PVA glue or double-sided sticky tape to attach it to the picture of jordan's norks
/bluepeter
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)
# I print them
and use my mum's scissors (under supervision) to cut around the shapes and glue them all together and then scan them back in.

For animations, I have to cut little tabs in the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)
# shanbolic wees on your mind profusely
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)
# oo oo oo
little tabs-at-the-back-pugwash-style animation
haven't done that in ... well probably since they started letting me drink beer
(and mindpiss)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Munch's The Goatse


never really found its calling
(Med, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Munch's "Miss World"
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# mmm...





*thinks about munching Miss World*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# i'll be amazed if somebody hasn't already done one
(wallaby of folk-rock, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# I doubt...
... if he'll be able to get Svenno past the 100 mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Svenno squashes Yeti.
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# *waits*
*waits some more*


it's not animated is it?

*feels a bit stupid*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# good good
wasn't just me then
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)
# ha ha!
Woo!

Might need a new bat after this one...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)
# hehe
BTW, what's everyones best scores? Mine is 307.2
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)
# 323.5
No-one in the office can get past it, although three of us have got it.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
#
569.5

Someone yesterday said they'd got 580 something... bastards ;)

EDIT: you might have the slower version though?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
#
There are a few different versions of the game, with different scoring.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
# there are two versions
you can hit the little fecker far further in this one:

ogc.ath.cx/files/tmp/pingu.htm

Just like the old souped-up streetfighter 2 arcade machines that you needed to be on speed to play properly
(wallaby of folk-rock, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)
# 595
you lightweights
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)
# 595.3
is my record - I think between us all if it can go further someone would've found it
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)
# the b3ta record's 598 i believe
i have 596
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)
# 598.3
is the highest I've seen
(guinea, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)
# That was me . . .
I still can't get past that though (I'm starting to think that might be the max you can do)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)
# I just got 580 on that one
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)
# I've just got 517 on that one too on my first shot.
I have however only managed 317.2 on the one posted on the front page
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Conman
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Yes
Please send your bank details and passport in the matter of TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)
# she looks
quite surprised, did she think they were coming to check her cess pit?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# never
heard it called that before.
(badger of doom http://www.trendingtracks.co.uk, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)
# this.. is such a good idea..
virtual-mardi-gras.cjb.net/
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# it's not very interesting though is it?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Lots of pop-ups and no norks?
No that's a crap idea.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# So,
let me get this right. People send him pictures of tits, and he sends them a picture of some beads?

That's ummm, well, ummm, amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# does it work
with manbreasts?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)
# try it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# i'm very
much flat chested :(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# .
LMFAO... well i was rather hoping you might email him lots and lots of funny pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Cutting edge
web design

--it made my nose bleed
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# I found this in my roof...
Any one care to shop it?



Full size image here!


The best shopper gets a pack of BBQ shapes.

(BurningFeetMan, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)
# what
is/was it?
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)
# frightening!
I'm not sure if it used to be frightening though.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# ah
shit i've just noticed that it was by b3ta birthday earlier!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Looks like
a potato with fangs
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Dead hippo.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)
# how
did a hippo get in his roof?
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# You'd be suprised...
Hippos can get places you wouldn't beleive...
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# The badgers used a Hippopault.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# that
unless i'm very much mistaken, is certainly a chupacabra.
(wallaby of folk-rock, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Were there any goats on the roof?
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Fucknuts
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Thats
is fucking scary
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# no i wouldn't
and it isn't very nice to look at so could you make it a link?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# but
what the hell is it?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# looks like a dead squirrel to me
but i'm probably wrong
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# that's a fat
fucking squirrel!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# A fat squirrel
copulating?

Could make for some interesting pr0n.
(testingtestingtesting, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Who do you think we are...
...your dead rat/hippo hybrid photoshopping whores?

*chucks lumps, photoshops image*
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Hehe... no.
I'm currently making a god-zilla style flash, and thought it was too fun NOT to share...

Enjoy!
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# for some reason
I first read that as "photoshops minge"

Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# q and d


ps: what *are* bbq shapes?
(Rex Monday, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Bar-Bee-Que Shapes...
Come down to Sydney Australia and I'll show ya.
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Ah
so its a Stralian hippo-rat. It all makes sense, now.
(Rex Monday, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)
# WE HAVE A NAME!
Stralian-Hippo-Rat
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# I think you ought to RealWorld shop it
decorate it with lipstick and sequins
and post the results to the board
(is it a rat or a squirrel - difficult to say without seeing its nuts tail)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# HAHA
Nah, is in the bin... but I have a few meg of photo's of it...


burningstudios.iminteractive.net/tech/rat.jpg
(BurningFeetMan, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)
# by the looks of it
it is a very decomposed squirrel.
It looks fat due to the tissue swelling in heat and water, not pleasent.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Yes!
Good stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# i think the refference may be lost on the less
cultutred board members...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Hi
I am unculturated, I don't get it.

Please help.
Edit: its not to do with the littlest hobo is it?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# now let's think...
could it possibly be
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Yes
Yes it can.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# philistines...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Hehehe
Roaming from town to town making friends and beheading them
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)
# furtive was crap at tennis........

seemed better in my head.......
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:21, archived)
# better than
me
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Brillient
even if it did remind me of a stock report.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# what kind of crazy stock reports do you make that have penguins and polar bears in?







cna i have one?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Seamless repetition by Fluffy there!
Woo indeed.
(coldjam, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Giacometti and model
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:21, archived)
# hehe
always bringing a touch of class to the board
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# ahhh, thank goodness for culture and art
i still would
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)
# he's thinking
if I stay perfectly still she might leave me alone...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)
# I'm a celebrity...
get me out of HERE!



or maybe not, actually!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# oh good
Another celebrity reality show
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:24, archived)
# I hope
she explodes. there should be more exploding celebs in celeb shows.
(radja, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Her and Britney
are such munters
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Would Sir like some of last night's roasted peas with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)
# All hail
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:17, archived)
# hmm... evlen queens....
i would
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Isn't it
Elven?
(I helped save b3ta! Koocha My Gallery is full of fun stuff, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# i wouldn't be asking
too busy with the "i would"-ing
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Ah
I hear you. I'd rather do that Rohan woman, the one that kills the most evil thing in the world by stabbing it in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Koocha My Gallery is full of fun stuff, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:24, archived)
# why not do both?
no need to be picky about this
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Eleven Queens??
I had my suspicions about those nancy elves..
(The Lord God Almighty My bottom smells of poo, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Spi
ffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# yay
lord of the other things
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# hah hah hah!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Hehehe
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:22, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Any debate as to the eventual winner of "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here" evaporated once Johnny had revealed his secret weapons...


(Rex Monday, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Boobs are great.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# well,
yes. Yes they are.
(Rex Monday, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# so we're agreed then.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Leechy goodness
www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_858213.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:21, archived)
# brilliant
i would pay to see her blow up.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# *snigger*
"blow"

(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)
# 30-second Geek-news punnage


In reference to:
http://slashdot.org/articles/04/01/21/2345247.shtml?tid=126&tid=141&tid=188
and
http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=2763

Sorry if done before by the Spazz seems to be hosed at the moment.
(Mr_Douve, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Hehe
That was the first thing I thought of when I read the article this morning.

Damned you b3ta! Damned you straight to hell!
(Marwood, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# if the spazz no werky
try the Glasscock index
www.rjt.nu/glasscock/

it's ace

i'll go read the article now
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:22, archived)
# did anyone else notice the
similarity?
click (440K)

mod edit: seems a bit large to me...

antidebigulisation module
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# that's woo yay!
and features probably the best, most subtle and wonderful spong of a horse I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Genius!
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# hehe
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# But that would require some sort of
RE-biggulator, which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me chortle and guffaw..


Edit: Lovely pic by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# hehe
tj: is the search facility borked?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
poor old noonoo
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# that is
fan dabby dozy
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# clap clap clap
clap.
(masterbassist, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)
# sorry if it's been done before
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Best
seller

no

doubt

hee

hee
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)
# hahahahhhahhahahahah
*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# hehehe
if i ever publish a series of technical books, i'm going to call it the "... in a nutsack" series. Like "PHP in a nutsack".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# put me
on the list for a copy please
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:17, archived)
# No this is me in a nutshell
Help! I'm in a giant nutshell, how did I get in here? This is crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Manbear Macdonald
Chumps' pen-name?
(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Aha
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Argh
I was reading the Hitch Hikers guide last night at the bit about wonko the sane and now I'm a little scared the world is telling me to read more!!!
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Yes
Read more. It's good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Colour corrected

Biggerer
(geetoo, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Are you
suggesting that the moon and mars landings were fake? Or that lizards live on mars?
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:09, archived)
# All lizards were originally from Mars.
*100% fact*
(Errol, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Flashbacks of the tv show
"V"...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# red powder paint defeats all.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# And airplanes
thats where they get aeroplanes from y'know. All these Mars missions are just to round up another herd of wild 747's.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)
# One of which is apparently
earmarked to take Abu Hamza AND his supporters back to Egypt.... It's amazing how this board brings everything round full circle sometimes!

sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:13, archived)
# TJ
For those who want to know I've found the Band -
Didn't begin with F at all - They are "Keane" with "Somewhere only we know".

Fucking corking track. And Anna Banana's hot tip for '04*

*bear in mind this is only my taste, so hold me in no way responsible.

(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:10, archived)
# I have taken your recommendation on board
but if I don't like it I will hold you responsible. 100%
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# hmmm...
I shall hold you indirectly responsible for any unpleasantness arising from this recommendation....

It's not like the old days anymore... The Osmonds... now they were a good band...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:13, archived)
# gah
I looked and looked, couldn't find a thing!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:15, archived)
# I've just spent about an
hour on the Virgin website checking playlists etc.

Good track though and well worth it.

ooh something went weird then.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# they did a session on the beeb
here
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:21, archived)
# I don't imagine it'd work without sound
And if they sound like Coldplay, I won't like them
But thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Better than
Chris 'sting' martin's warblers, but a similar style.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Oooh
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:22, archived)
# subtle
nice
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:13, archived)
# yikes
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Yay!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)
# I think
that should be Berk's next tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)
# seconded
(and ARGH to the picture)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!!!"
and
"ARF!"

simultaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
Right, I'm off to the opticians now.

See you in a bit. I'll have a full report on whether or not you can get monocles on the NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:07, archived)
# haha!
i hope you can, i really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# See if you can get sexy glasses like
his up there!

Monocles.... hmmmm, interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# I wouldn't bother
unless they provide an NHS top hat too.
good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# And a Top Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:09, archived)
# haha
yellow mind drippings!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Arrg
I need a nappy for my head!

*emails big-baby.com*
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# get 2 monocles
one for each eye. then make some sort of wire frame to hold them on. the ears are quiet handy as purchace points for hanging things from your face.

....


..oh, wait..
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)
# you really are going to find out?
Spiffing. The answer will be no, as you get fuck all on the NHS if you need glasses.
Maybe just for kids/old people/expectant mothers...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# He's pretending to be a baby
yet he's wearing glasses. Pffft. Amateur.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# uh oh
*sings 'got to be startin something' jacko song*
(Vectrex, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Woo!
but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! My eyes!!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 11:09, archived)

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