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Ug.

After the advent of the gun, the Lady of the Lake had been forced to cut back on expenses.

-.- Shoddy I know. Humblest appologies. lol.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:20, archived)

hehe

woo!

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tweaknik, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:22, archived)

ha ha ha hah ah a

hahahahahhh whhhheeewww. :D

(blind corner, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:24, archived)

haha

(The If has remembered this site., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:26, archived)

just because some watery tart lobs a scimitar at you, doesn't make you king!

woo!

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:41, archived)

they might be G.I. ants

(klimdeeni, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:02, archived)

WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING!!!

I better check the FAQs

(klimdeeni, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:03, archived)

It says...

The owner of this file has exceeded their daily usage limit.

(AdrianJ, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:05, archived)

You need to

twiddle the flange sprackets for maximum lineage

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:05, archived)

Not before realigning the upper trunion bracket surely.

Are you trying to get the poor fool killed?

(AdrianJ, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:06, archived)

can't forget that blasted samoflange

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:13, archived)

and

adjust the Flux Capacitator

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:08, archived)

don't forget the

capilating unisprocketters for the best clarity in an upright nasal zaboomafoo

(the two lips, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:34, archived)

it says...

Access Denied (Usage Limit)

(Choaderboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:03, archived)

wat??

i only posted one thing and then it even turned to a little X after about 2 minutes?
can you only post once a day?

(klimdeeni, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:06, archived)

try

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/index.php
Its what I just used anyway 'cos my host is being a bastard and not letting me connect

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:08, archived)

it still came up

with an X on the site when it gave me the link

(klimdeeni, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:10, archived)

your pic still shows up as

being hosted on your host
have you edited the post to point to the new location?

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:13, archived)

b3ta gets lots of hits

and your webspace will only allow your pic to be downloaded a certain number of times. Try www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
edit: mindpiss

(Choaderboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:09, archived)

...or post really crap pictures that nobody will look at.

Works for me. ;0)

(AdrianJ, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:10, archived)

which works well

for poor fools like me with notmuch

(treehugger anti-everything, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:12, archived)

THANX

you guys rock

(klimdeeni, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:14, archived)

yes, we do

good post by the way
Have a woo

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:16, archived)

WOW

i got a woo
of my very own

(klimdeeni, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:16, archived)

keep it up

and you shall get many more. Perhaps even a yay or, if you're
lucky, a houpla or even a panowie! (the rarest of all compliments)

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:18, archived)

Actually I "Roll" - G'night all.

/goes to bed.

(AdrianJ, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:16, archived)

like it

lots

(treehugger anti-everything, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:17, archived)

yay

for thread-anarchy

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:18, archived)

So my first REAL post went well?

AWSOME

(klimdeeni, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:20, archived)

Heh heh.

Positive self-reflection is a good thing.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:25, archived)

Help I need a name for this?

click it
yes I know his right arm is broken.. it was a nasty crash!!

(blind corner, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:58, archived)

I would call it

Hilary

but then again, I would, wouldn't I?

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:00, archived)

Hilary has red hair in my world

:) not purple

(blind corner, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:02, archived)

In my world

Hilary looks like a pissed rabbit/humanoid thing
with a broken arm riding a motor-bike.

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:04, archived)

hahahah

yeah I guess so

(blind corner, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:05, archived)

imogen?

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tweaknik, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:09, archived)

right on.

thanks.

(blind corner, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:10, archived)

erm

sorry...?

nicely shopped btw :-)

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tweaknik, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:15, archived)

why the ? ...

the name imogen it sounds nice.

(blind corner, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:19, archived)

ahh, thought you didn't like it

:-)

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tweaknik, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:21, archived)

Ohh

i like it, "right on" is a good thing over here.

(blind corner, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:23, archived)

I was bored at work earlier and

the only tool available for the task was my trusty biro.
What was this task, you may wonder? The creation of a brand-spanking new animal, that's what...

I'm also slightly drunk right now..

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:57, archived)

i think that is quite lovely...

and huzzah for drunkeness :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:09, archived)

i'm

drunk too & listenig to the lost in translation soundtrack which is making me feel all cuddly & existentialist

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parsley, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:13, archived)

I still need to go see

that movie. It looks good
have another biro-mash....

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:14, archived)

absolutely

great. woo on & many a hoopla ride with you

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parsley, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:11, archived)

I wanna watch cartoons!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:53, archived)

woo

yay to non-injurious violence

and to your post.

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:55, archived)

Pretty cheezy flames.

Still need to work on that part.
Damn, I can't get over how much effort went into those old 'toons.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:05, archived)

i hate

that duck

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:55, archived)

hee hee

I like it

(tone loc, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:55, archived)

Baby Huey Rocks

(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:22, archived)

He is The One...

(Choaderboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:52, archived)

aaargh

i was hoping that wasn't what i thought it was

it was

(the two lips, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:58, archived)

sorry, but it sort of happened

(tone loc, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:47, archived)

One Night Only...

...because tomorrow they're dog food.

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:42, archived)

i thought one of them

had already been turned to glue.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:47, archived)

true

but it may as well be all 3.

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:52, archived)

I've a nagging feeling

that I've seen that band

(Dr Frank, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:05, archived)

maybe

in the fifth race?

(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:10, archived)

quit STARIN' at me!

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tweaknik, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:36, archived)

promises not to stare

sorry..................big and big and sorry

(treehugger anti-everything, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:38, archived)

i would

if he wore sunglasses.

(bonaroo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:39, archived)

would you blow his trumpet?

simple question please simple minds

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:41, archived)

would.

(treehugger anti-everything, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:42, archived)

i can play tuba

HAH, mine's bigger than his

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:45, archived)

that

must take a lot of wind?

(treehugger anti-everything, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:50, archived)

oh you ought to know

i can triple tongue, double tongue, single tongue, and flutter tongue

HAZZAH

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:52, archived)

tmi

hehe

(treehugger anti-everything, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:55, archived)

sorry

/coat

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:55, archived)

heh

funny tho

(treehugger anti-everything, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:02, archived)

have a pic of him with 'glasses

don't tempt me ..

(treehugger anti-everything, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:42, archived)

I've got me a car, it's as big as a Turbot...

(AdrianJ, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:31, archived)

Woo

....just caused me to spit tea all over the monitor. Now the guys who work around me are looking at me funny!

(BaldPom, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:34, archived)

...but, were they looking at you funny...

...before you spattered your monitor?

(AdrianJ, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:43, archived)

...just when I got over my paranoia

/goes back to therapy for a while

(BaldPom, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:45, archived)

i have a credulity

issue over the whole tea/monitor/spit thing. i demand proof

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parsley, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:52, archived)

Well I'm willing to volunteer...

...to come round and spit tea on your monitor if you'd like?

(AdrianJ, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 2:03, archived)

nice!

i likes the b-52's

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tweaknik, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:35, archived)

nearly

choked

(doobydooby, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:38, archived)

funky

little chef! woo!

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parsley, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:38, archived)

haha!

tops :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:40, archived)

yay

thats good

tis

(treehugger anti-everything, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:52, archived)

that's ace

WYH

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lord bofingham, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:26, archived)

at last the A52...

the A52 is the UKs Route 66...Stoke-Stapleford-Derby-Grantham-Skeggy....ride of your life

(trumplefahrt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:39, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:29, archived)

awwww bless

nicee stylee

(cheebatv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:31, archived)

yaaaay!

collide it
COLLIDE IT HARD

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:32, archived)

oohh pretty

it's all painty. and not the MS kind

(bonaroo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:38, archived)

WEEEOOO WEEEOOO

hug-collision alarms...in the near future

woo! it looks like what i'd expect to see if i looked up at a lillypad

(the two lips, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:38, archived)

yaaaaay!

delightful :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:39, archived)

there is no....

(cheebatv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:29, archived)

hah!

3 for the price of 1

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:35, archived)

does the t-shirt say

gruel....? how apt

(cheebatv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:37, archived)

It does now....

;)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:43, archived)

mine 2?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:38, archived)

Eeep!

Groundhog day!

:)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:39, archived)

indeed

i believe i said "great minds think alike although you stuck pink in there too"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:45, archived)

There is a real album called "Dark Side of the Spoon"...

...it's by Ministry. How about "Dark Sid of the Moon", featuring Sid James? Anyone care to 'shop that?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)

kitten on the moon

(f1sh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:23, archived)

ehehe

that's grand! perfect kitty box...so vast

(the two lips, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:26, archived)

and an astronaut to scoop it up

i cant get enough of the singing valentines carrots on the FP.

yay, first 100 days.

(bonaroo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:29, archived)

woo, it passes by so quickly doesn't it?

aw...i didn't post a picture for my 555th post :(

(the two lips, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:33, archived)

Woo!

Top!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:34, archived)

life on mars?

(f1sh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:22, archived)

cockle

fishers

(doobydooby, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:30, archived)

and a quikky just came to me

(cheebatv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:10, archived)

do they have big Norks?

per chance

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:13, archived)

not a milf

among them as well

(cheebatv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:17, archived)

she's....

Guaranteed to blow your mind!

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:10, archived)

woo

she's a killer queeeen!

(DyslexicMuffin, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:17, archived)

The BBC finally sorted out their radio 1 presenter problems..

clicky here for biggerish

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:09, archived)

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MadMike, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:04, archived)

that looks woo

but i cant tell

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:05, archived)

Really?

I can

(Amer3tan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:05, archived)

give me a clue.

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:08, archived)

hmm

lockets?

(Johnny Tetra, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:25, archived)

(cheebatv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 0:52, archived)

I missed my b3ta First Bidet due to a fat twat visitor.

I have now been here for 1 year, 3 days, 12 hours, 28 minutes and 30

edit: EEEP! Lion -after dark

(Smudger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 0:55, archived)

i missed mine

by miles, just shows you how much atten.............

(cheebatv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 0:58, archived)

Happy Bid3t!

(Smudger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:05, archived)

to you

to!

(cheebatv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:09, archived)

and who

was the visitor pray tell

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 0:58, archived)

Well

this is the first one I've laughed at. LEt me Guess, the first track is "Feliz Navidad"?

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Artamnesia, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 0:55, archived)

si baroney

(cheebatv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 0:57, archived)

You mean

My Herman's Hermits didn't crack you up?
Well, just you wait.
I've got a Barry Manilow that should do the trick.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 1:00, archived)

i just

got that heh heh
woo to you

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 0:57, archived)

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