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(f1sh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:39, archived)

ooh

nicely animated.
is he one of a thousand small robot warriors designed to take over the planet?

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Lynxkitten, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:44, archived)

robotrons seek to destroy you

they come from the year 2084

(f1sh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:47, archived)

that's llama's

surely

and do you have a note from your mummy to say you did this pic yourself?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:51, archived)

yes

mummy says i made it :P

(f1sh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:51, archived)

fair enough

I found a note on the bus yesterday, saying that "john couldn't do pe as his brother had his shorts" or something.
So wee john would have arrived at PE saying "I can't do any excercise today, and i've got a note to prove it" and he would have had no note, and then he may have been killed by the PE teacher

my PE teacher once killed a dog during rugby practice

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:55, archived)

woo to pixel mecha stuff!

Have some Samurai Pizza cats (and the big cheese)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:20, archived)

It was just poor aim and bad timing, you see?

(b3rl1n, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)

Haha

That's a snipers dream!

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:46, archived)

(dognutz, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:52, archived)

Back and to the left!

Back and to the left!
Back and to the left!
Back and to the left!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:54, archived)

I knew it!

Woo Yay to you good sir, and to the thread picture too, although I do find Hello Kitty cute.

EDIT:That one's called quosmall, can we get quolarge?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:55, archived)

linky

here (but you can see the colour loss more)

(dognutz, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:02, archived)

Ta very much

It's all good, how large would it be if you left it totally unoptimised?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:09, archived)

as we can see

he was clearly hit from behind :-)

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:56, archived)

Hahahaha

Just noticed the background... good work :D

You should make it more obvious for blind people like me... I just thought you were being a little insensitive ;)

(Markp, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:21, archived)

christ

took me a while to notice but thats splutter-funny!

(metalface, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:21, archived)

*insert caption here*

Real story:
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_857287.html?menu=news.quirkies.eccentrics

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)

sounds like hes got a frog in his throat

woo yay

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MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)

Frog/Mouth

Goatse?

Oh, and woo.

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Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:39, archived)

"Besides the listed extraordinary feats" thats not extraordinary, put 5 kids in a room with a snake and 4 out of 5 will put it in their mouths. The 5 will shit itself and cry for a bit.

Thank you.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)

That sounds far too much like you've tested that theory.

Lots.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:42, archived)

Well

You have to be a child some time of your life (But with men, any time is fine by them. It's called a mid-life-crisis which is the same as a child with too much hair, too many hormones, too much money & a drivers licence)*

* Personal experience- my father right now, he wants a helicopter.

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:46, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm Helicopter

Thanking you.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)

Yep

Can get a shark where he lives (pissed off to Queensland in Australia-two states up from Mum&I), but I dont know about the bridge...

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:51, archived)

Woo to your father!

I think my dad's going through it right now too. He just bought a BMW z3 and a motorbike.

I've never been more proud of him. He's finially living his life for himself.

*sniff*

Thankyou.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)

Well

Not really...

You dotn need to know this but he is 46, bolted to QLD in the brand new 4WD with the 36 year old g/f who is the town bike of the Country City and has two children, leaving my mother with over $9000 debt and $27.

I seriously belive in the saying "Thank god for the Salvos" since they fed us for a week and helped with Christmas.

But I am happy your Dad isnt a wanker like mine and is just enjoying himself! :-) Theres a difference.

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)

Fair enough.

I guess the MLC hits different people, well, differently.

I do suspect my dad went through the 'town bike' phase though. Fortunately (I think) he avoided the debt phase.

Thankyou

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:17, archived)

i must b egoing through mid life crisis then

...odd cause im only 18....

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MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:49, archived)

you're going to die

at 36.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:52, archived)

woo

better than living till im 60 i reckon ill be bored after 35

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MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:53, archived)

Nah!

live to 90 and die of a massive heart attack half way down while bungee jumping, jumping out of a plane wiht a parachute or something!

Live life to the fullest- be the baddest seniorcitizen sk8er ever! LOL
Wicked... Image ideas forming...

Thankyou!

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:06, archived)

but

im not a "sk8er"

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MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:08, archived)

you have the gift....

!!1

tell me, am I going to do any work today?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:57, archived)

Your right,

but what a wacker to put a reptile in ones mouth! Expecially an aphibian. Can't wait till he gets a posionus one, then who cares about the snakes...

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:43, archived)

In case of emergency...

I don't know why, it just made sense in my head. And because I could, y'know? Consider it a form of expression for the work-numbed. Slightly off topic, I was walking past a construction site the other day, and it dawned on me: The best way to get my name into the English language would be to invent something. Look at MacAdam, he puts gravel into his tar, next thing you know everyone's buying tarmacadam (or tarmac as it's become known), and the pothole is born. I guess it could go horribly wrong too - I don't even want to know the bowel complaints of the guy who invented asphalt...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)

Hahaa

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)

arf!

nice recoil.

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mrRush, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)

anything with a splat has to be good

SPLAT!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:53, archived)

I think it might not be politically correct

whoops

/EDIT: there's a bit of alt text too if anyone's interested. Maybe not.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:54, archived)

Huzzah!

Made me chuckle lots, \o/

(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:22, archived)

Barry just got a date for Valentines!

Barry's got a daaaate, Barry's got a daaaate, Barry's got a daaaate, Barry's got a daaaate, Barry's got a daaaate!

WOO!

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:27, archived)

Is that

Princess Anne?

Woo btw.

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Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)

WOOOOUGH!

*THUD*

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)

woo

looks like my mum

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MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)

Urk

Thank god he's hung like a horse

Sorry- my bad.

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)

Thankyou.

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MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)

*smirk*

Now you pick up on it-
very rare when someone does

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)

i picked up on it yesterday

but you ignored me

*sob*

/edit opps nearly forgot

Thankyou.

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MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)

awww!

My bad *hugs*
Sorry I didnt notice- I was fighting with Adobe.

Thankyou :-)

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:39, archived)

damn right your sorry

i was really really hurt, right now im fighting with this keyboard, im typing to quick for it and som ewords come out backwards....

Thankyou.

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MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)

AAAAAH DON'T KILL ME

TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT BUT DON'T KILL ME

(1, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)

Ummm.

Do you have the three of clubs?

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:43, archived)

Wouldn't be

much worse either.

(Dr_Seuss, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)

I fucking

hate Eastenders

It's fucking awful dross of the worst kind.

For fucks sake Dot! THE PLACE IS FUCKING DAMNED TAKE THE HINT AND MOVE OUT OF THE SQUARE!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)

What about Match of the Day?

That's the most useless piece of shit I've ever heard of

edit: I hope you're all looking forward to the new series of Footballers' Wives. I know I am.

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butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)

heretic

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)

Footballers wives

at least does not pretend to be serious drama.

It's effectively porn without the closeup penetration in it.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)

that not a bit like a cheese and pickle sandwich without the cheese and pickle and most of the bread?

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)

my friend's sister

plays Chardonnay
/crap claim to fame

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MissPrism, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:48, archived)

Really?

Marvellous! Although apparently she dies....

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butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:49, archived)

She won't tell us the plot,

unfortunately.

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MissPrism, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:53, archived)

www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds13347.html

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butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:04, archived)

d'you know I'd have to agree with you there

100%

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)

Hmm

I hate football, footballers and their wives and am neither a girly or bumgay.

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Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)

I like it.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)

good for you

I hate it, with a passion. But then almost everything on TV is dire, especially Hollyoaks.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)

Yes

Hollyoaks is shite isn't it? Lets put a dozen blonde girls in the same town and hope people watch it.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)

no no!

it's all the same blonde girl 'playing' the different 'characters'!! To cut down on production costs they just have one generic blonde girl, dress her differently and give each 'character' a recognisable characteristic like a limp or an annoying accent to help the illusion of more than one 'actress.'

It’s the same thing they do the Atomic Kitten... and the Sugar babes!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:45, archived)

You like it?

You like it?!?!?

Please don't tell me it's because it is soooo real. Fucking hell it's like the worst most contrived shite I have ever seen and yet it wins awards!!!!!!!! FUCKING AWARDS!
WHO THE FUCK DECIDES THIS SHITE?
Jesus in the great list of people I would like to give a thorough cock punching to it's the people who write, produce and 'act' in that piece of shite.

Jesus sweet fucking christ I hate it.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)

Nope not because its real

I can't tell you why I like it, I just do. Much like cheese, some people like it, some don't.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)

Cheese

I can rationalise.

This programme I cannot.

Maybe it's because I have deep seated emotional problems.

Or maybe it's because I'm a Londonnnaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)

that was a party political broadcast from

The Green Party. And now, Eastenders....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)

I like watching it

becasue it's a bit of harmless fun

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butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)

hahahahah

ahahahahahahahhaha!

You're winding me up now aren't you?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:43, archived)

nope

If there's nothing else on I'll watch it and enjoy it. Some people take things like this too seriously, it's just a TV programme!

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butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:45, archived)

yes

but it is the appaling sense that somehow I, or anyone is meant to relate to it.

Especially when they pop up the helpline numbers after a 'poignant' episode involving rape/murder/homosexuality.

I seeth with rage over the way it effectively smothers peoples abilities to react and stunts the effect of real life to many people, making really tragic events merely a conversational piece or worse, entertainment.

Fuck me.

This is getting deep.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:51, archived)

so you think it's a bad thing that

Childline reported a 50% rise in reports of child abuse after a story on that subject?

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butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:06, archived)

Well

a 50% rise in calls is one thing but that is just a stat. How many of those calls were genuine?

How many of those calls would simply have been generated from a standard ad?

Call me cynical.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:16, archived)

well,

a bit like MOTD then...

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:10, archived)

What am I doing with my free time?

(MrPico, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)

linking to strange things?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)

*waves*

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)

using the wrong host?

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

or why don't you descirbe it to us with words?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)

it works for me

on every other refresh for some reason

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)

ohh its working now

how odd

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)

ummm

~~try taking ".orig.jpg" off the end.~~

Success! Woo and Welcome aboard!

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)

Crackerjack

I feel both blessed and confus

ED.
ThanK y
ou,

(MrPico, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)

my name is not ed.

but you're welcome anyway

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:42, archived)

argh!

good god that's scary!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)

Master of the Macabre

Edgar Allan Po
"Quoth the raven, "Eh-Oh!"

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)

Good

Pun.

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Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love Poe and Po

which is scariest?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)

hehehe

*snort* hehehe

I likes!

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)

yay

a pun that truly spans both ends of the literary scale

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)

Thank you

Yes, it has a lot of lovely contrasts to it :)

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)

I know.

the Tesco thing has been done to death.

Chav Fashion.

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Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:14, archived)

nah

felloffarockportvan is their favourite brand.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)

"chavs" wear much more expensive clothes than i do.

that is more student bum fashion.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)

A good point

well made.

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Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)

they wear much more fake expensive clothes than you do

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)

credit

(dognutz, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)

it's probably about 50/50

half fake, half hot.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)

true.

95% of all designer clothes in turkey are stolen goods/knock offs

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:21, archived)

Que est ce c'est le chav?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)

that made me giggle like a little school girl

hehehehehe

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MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)

Hmm

I don't sass Chav

What mean it?

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)

chav

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chavs

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)

ahhhhhhhh, i see, we call them "spides"

"aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiweelaudgizzafegorillnakyerballeksinleek"

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)

This will help explain

www.chavscum.co.uk

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Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)

yup, thems spides

although anytime they are referred to as "chavs2 that just seems to be snobbery to me, wheras spides are a genuine menace and would quite happily bottle you for being a "hippy" (that is anyone who doesn't look exactly like them)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:27, archived)

my missus has taken to calling all the r'n'b compilations avertised on the telly as

chav hits

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rob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)

hahahahaha

hahaha!

How apt.

'Chav hits: For those who know they have social problems.'

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)

And

they have to be played loud at night through a bass expander in the boot of a ford Fiesta 1.3

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Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)

Ohhhh

A Greaser

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:14, archived)

Funky.

And extra Woo for the caught in the bath expression.

(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)

gah!

it's like the 'sexy beast' bunny man thing.

woo

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)

i can see him shouting

"OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)

Hey!

Get away from my cabbages!

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)

yay for shouty bunnies

i know a joke about rabbits

it takes 15 mins to tell usually

then i get hit with axes and swords

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)

Things were getting rapidly worse for Cyril

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:10, archived)

ooh that's noice!

is cyril the mushroom?

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)

what?

oh

hahahaha. it's a joke about badgers.

oh how hilarious.

See, there's a badger, a mushroom and a snake.

like in the flash thing.

ah. ha. ha. ha.

(1, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)

calm down dear

its just a message board

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)

Does anyone have the link

to that domo game?

The one that copies all the old games?

My boss is away and left me with no work, so i'm basically arsing about!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)

it's on www.fhm.com

i'll go get the exact linky for you

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)

here you are

www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Domo/default.asp

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:21, archived)

michael winner

that advert has viral properties. i find myself saying "calm down dear, it's only a ####- i'm really a very good @@@@" at increasingly short intervals.

soon i will become a winner-zombie.

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)

winner is lumbering red-faced beast of fleshy potato

i love him

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rob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)

have a winner biscuit then

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corington, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)

mmmmaaaaaeeuugh! get it away from me!

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)

i feel totally ashamed for my younger self for remembering his Sun column when i was a teenager

and agreeing with some of his points.

it won't happen again i promise.

p.s. what a bitch mr one, give the chap a break, at least he did a shop, which is more than can be said for quite a few members.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)

directing people

to weebls fan art forum could be an option
www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=6e51f972a21b7e21463d7199b82171ae&forumid=14

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rob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)

woo!

very nice.

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mrRush, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)

Well, Cosmo's lost *my* vote

Just in case you're in the dark:
www.salon.com/opinion/conason/2004/02/10/kerry_smear/index_np.html
worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=37049

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:09, archived)

I don't understand

what whathisname from Seinfeld has to do with it.
/blonde

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butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:15, archived)

Interesting story

but I'm also clueless as to how Kramer relates to John Kerry.

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Artamnesia, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)

He doesn't... that's the whole point

Here's another:

"I wonder what that purdy lady is thinking...."

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)

afsda

up the arse corner

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:46, archived)

Someone who went to vietnam and came back so convinced of the idiocy of war that he went to peace rallies is worse than someone who 'accidentally' didn't go to vietnam?

Sometimes working out the fine distinctions in Rush Limbaugh's value system is just too hard.

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chthonic, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:15, archived)

Scat Muncher

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)

Well said

and noted by many others.

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)

That's

because Rush Limbaugh is a shit-for-brains, pestilential, lying junkie cunt. Anything else needs cleared up?

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:21, archived)

i have this funny rash

............

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)

funny how?

edit ~ does it know any dirty jokes?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:27, archived)

well shopped.

that whole thing just gets my ire up.

EDIT: HE'S THREE ROWS BACK FFS! GRRRR....POLITICS.

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)

OH there you are...

I figured you may have missed this..

Thought it may be your kinda thing.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)

one would think so...

(wooness!)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)

Ha ha, that's good

I'd stick your name on that before it goes viral!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:21, archived)

once upon

a time an image regarding the tube I did whent viral, I tagged it and sme cheeky shite brushed out my tag and put their own in place.

I did eventually hunt them down and kill them but the moral is that tagging your images doesn't always help unfortunately.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)

At the very least

it serves as a warning to picture editors in major newspapers.

;o)

(I've also had my watermarks removed and/or overlaid)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)

Remember children...

You must only ever use your photoshopping powers for GOOD.

(Joeforking, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:02, archived)

Most likely been done before...

Its a platter puss.

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:05, archived)

Boom

boom!

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High Lord Phanty, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:07, archived)

tish

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:08, archived)

Take a bow!

You've earnt it!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:11, archived)

wow

*bows*

Didnt expect that
*shucks*

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)

he's a bit shy about his new hair-do

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:01, archived)

aaw

it looks lovely dear.

/not surprised..

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:02, archived)

special branch. long arm of the law.

two for the price of one. what more could you ask for?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:55, archived)

thats brilliant

did you know the dominican republic of congo are employing orangutans as bobby's on the beat.

(Market Man, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:57, archived)

i think you'll find that's bobbies

they do not belong to bobby. they are not bobby's.
/pedantry

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:05, archived)

Hmm...

Grammar pedantry yet no geographical skills.

Oh well.

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Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:09, archived)

lack of geographical knowledge is one of the many chinks in my armour

see also:
foreign languages
haircare
making things with wood

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)

In Related News...

...i just found the worlds cutest animal
i give you...

The Sugar Glider

www.sandmanssugargliders.com/images.html

(spiral, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:58, archived)

Aaaaw

bless!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:00, archived)

very cute

until they get rabies, jump from a high tree and go for your jugular.

Then they are far from cute.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:00, archived)

speaking

from experience?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:02, archived)

also this from the sugar glider website

"Sugar gliders cannot be potty trained. They will not use a litter box. As a matter of fact the majority of the time that you pick them up (especially if you wake them) they are going to use the bathroom on you. "

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:10, archived)

by fuck!

that is cute

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:00, archived)

cuteness:

[+++++++++-] =D

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:01, archived)

aaaaaaaw

*adds to bookmarks*
*plans evil photoshops*

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:02, archived)

what's troubling me is...

how the hell did it get its name?
it sounds like a weird japanese video game creature

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:02, archived)

or a tasty flying treat

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)

i think it

eats nectar or something. /guess

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)

ARGH!

Kill it! KILL IT!!!!

It's THE DEVIL!

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CowJam, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:02, archived)

hah hah hah hah

look at the spazzy bugger!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:06, archived)

........

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:09, archived)

Excellent.

woo!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)

ace

(guinea, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)

aaawww

they are like little flying badgers. :)

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Lynxkitten, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)

That's not true!

The cutest animal in the world is the
spotted cuscus.

Edit: We call it a Tüpfelcuscus.

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azerty, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)

it got no ears!

that is pretty damn cute though

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)

How does it hear?

Hmmm, for some reason this doesn't work.

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azerty, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)

ARGH

those things are malformed

(spiral, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:27, archived)

sugargliders mark their territory

by pissing on their hands and feet so that where ever they walk they leave a scent trail on branches.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:14, archived)

arrr

they got 'ikkle glidey wings and everything, i'm going to populate my castle with these things

just need to get a castle

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)

Very DiscWorld!

(The Librarian has a Watch badge)

I likes it, you have a Yay/Woo from me!

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:59, archived)

ook.

/obligatory

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:00, archived)

and woo.

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:00, archived)

Indeed

:D

Thankyou.

(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:01, archived)

Once upon a time when there was a Donington Rock festival,

my mate hid a 25ft tree we'd uprooted for the bonfire behind his back as we walked by a couple of coppers. As we passed, he was heard to utter the following phrase which has since passed into folklore: "'Scuse me lads. Special branch."

How we laughed as they dragged him off to the van. I think they just gave him a good kicking and let him go as he was back with us and looking sheepish within 15 minutes.

Your picture is most Ook!

(yorksfatboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)

Woo to

Red Bull's compo entry as it reminded me to get on with this:

Maybe it only works in my head.

(yorksfatboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:54, archived)

Talking of Mods...

After a 2hr nerve-racking operation my modded hard drive Lives

Click For Clip Of Start up(1.6M)

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Happyperson, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:57, archived)

how very odd

*claps*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:58, archived)

now you can be safe in the knowledge that your hard-drive

can be seen by motorists at night.

does anyone know why a pc would have a USB port on the inside of it? i'm repairing one at work, and its sound card has a USB port facing inside the case.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:59, archived)

maybe

an input/output device for case mounted sockets? Like the SB Platinum range...

(dognutz, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:02, archived)

What Soundcard is it? That just sounds nuts.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:02, archived)

god knows what it is.

all the pcs in this room have it. NEC-Mitsubishi PC, sound card also has external firewire and usb2

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)

a lot of firewire/usb2 cards have internal firewire and/or usb ports so you can mount a USB2/firewire harddrive internally.

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chthonic, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)

so you can put a webcam inside

webcast your motherboard

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Happyperson, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:03, archived)

how

enthralling that would be :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:05, archived)

I have one of those

but my pc has all sorts of flashy lights and a small car.

I'm currently working on a miniature railway

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:13, archived)

does it have ordinary

daughterboard connectors as well?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)

maybe

you can buy some other thinger that plugs into it.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:07, archived)

I'm sure you'll have hours of fun

Staring at the bright lights, burning the image onto the back of your retina so you will always have a permanent reminder of what a bunch of crap you've spent your money on.

Have a nice day.

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:02, archived)

apart from 10 quid on lighting it hasn't cost me a penny

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Happyperson, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)

Ok, maybe I should take some of that back but

modding cases just always struck me as pointless, no matter how much it costs!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:06, archived)

More power to you and all that,

but modding cases always struck me as pointless.

Like putting lights on a spade. It's a tool, nothing more.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:04, archived)

would be useful

for grave robbing.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:05, archived)

Good point.

Lights on a shovel, then.

Oh. Hang on.... Erm.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:07, archived)

lol

but beige boxes are just so dam ugly

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Happyperson, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:06, archived)

I suppose it depends where you keep it.

Mine's under my desk out the way, but if you've got a big beige box sitting next to you all day, I can understand why you'd want to jazz it up a bit.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:06, archived)

There's jazzing it up

And there's turning it into Blackpool illuminations!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:07, archived)

pritt stick

and glitter sounds a much better solution.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:08, archived)

Or sticking a prick on it

such as Gary Glitter?

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:11, archived)

*gets out the poster paints

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:12, archived)

My work one's on my desk

but adding lights to it would be so distracting. I'm too busy looking at b3ta on the monitor.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:09, archived)

er, why the flock would you want lights in a harddrive?

surely the operation would introduce dust into the dust-free environment, thus eventually scratching the platters?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)

My first pic. And only have Paint at work

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theWooinator, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:49, archived)

the vinegar strokes

yes, i see.

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meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:49, archived)

mm yes.

me too.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:50, archived)

i don't get it

:( sorry

buy a pc mag with psp

(Market Man, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:50, archived)

Wah!

you guys are mean. It looked so much better in my head.

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theWooinator, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:51, archived)

your head

must be a strange place then

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meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:52, archived)

spuff

I just thought the expression on his swede was very much like that on a porn star type

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theWooinator, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:54, archived)

im not insulting you

your obviously very brave
just buy a programme - or master the art of paintmashing

not that i can talk - i am utter crap at shopping

(Market Man, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:53, archived)

he has mastered the art of paintmashing.

a shining example.

the problem is i have no idea WTFHIBOA

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:55, archived)

(Market Man, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)

Ta!

Don't worry. Vinegar strokes are the expession you make in the last in's and out's getting oat's or one off thw wrist. Like licking vinegar

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theWooinator, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)

i see

now i know

(Market Man, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:57, archived)

I think you mean

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:55, archived)

Knew it

Way better

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theWooinator, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:57, archived)

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:46, archived)

Ack!

I'm not sure which one to stroke!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:48, archived)

Fuck them dogs have evil eyes

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:48, archived)

*runaway*

(Market Man, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:50, archived)

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