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Don't know if this has been mentioned

But um, doesn't someone here run rathergood.com?

Well, I scammed this months Ministry mag from Smiths and found this in their "Ups" section of the monthly Barometer. Which is their equivalent of a woo-yay.

"www.rathergood.com/kittens
Real cats playing real instruments on the beach in Jamaica. Really."

(xerode, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)

it's the kittens that run that site

it wasn't an animation - it was a webcam

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)

Nah

the kittens are just a front. it's actually run by the spongbunnies

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crab_bloke), Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

spongbeasts!

EV'rybody loves spongbeasties...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

i drew this picture on the bus

on my ipaq

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DaWolfey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)

wow

I've got a colour palm. I'm gonna get me some software ...

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)

lycos gone

boo

can't put up a philosophy picture quiz. First prize - beer

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

Pork Corp

I would very much like to be in touch with the geniuses who put together the Pork Corp piece which my friend Siobhan Flanagan, one of your financial supporters, brought to my attention. She said she found it on your site.

mapage.noos.fr/pleix/PlaidItsu.html

Many thanks for any leads.

Best,

[email protected]

([email protected], Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)

hee hee hee

'ark at 'im, he's so formal...

not a clue what he's on about, though.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)

oo!

Spam!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)

i think someone just posted the link

no idea who it was
but it is rather swanky isn't it ?

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DaWolfey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)

nicely done indeed

could have done with more kittens.

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

Info

here. 1st movie top of page, contact mailto in top right.
If you want it. Plaid used to be in The Black Dog, who were/are/is ace.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)

I`ve

lost count the times ive watched that and i still have no idea what its about....think i`m getting there but now i just like it for the music....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)

sorry 4 spazz but there were only about 5 people on last night.

the oldies are still the best

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

You can't

beat the old ones... well you can but you'd get put away.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)

Deep breaths

Tomsk & Lumpy.

Kittens. That's what you think of. Yes. Kittens.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

Nowt personal like, but

a lot of folk don't like reposts with the 'not many people saw it' excuse. You'll be surprised how many people read a load of the archives; people are still looking at stuff I did when I got me webserver hummussing over 2 months ago!

We now return you to your current programmes.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)

no problem

and i understand, but i post pics for peoples enjoyment (hopefully) otherwise whats the point.
anyway, this will end up in the timespazz about now so theres no point continuing typing really.
but yet i still am.....weird.

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

oooh oooh

i know this one...

/me=TWAT

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)

hehe

hi m8, i finished early and havent posted during the day b4
sorry if you saw it last night.
and i did spazz back to read your response...lol

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)

torpedo away

(Toaster, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

fucksacks

looks like its coming this way...
heavy armour

(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)

Its a Shermadillo.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

just realised

that it's gun is bent, so I'm not as worried now.

phew

(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

a curved banana still makes babies

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

I thought

storks brought babies?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)

A curved banananana

filld with Love Gravy you mean.
A normal banananana would just fill you with potasium.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)

Sir,

You can Hummus with the best of them.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

I only

do it for the attention you know :-)

ta

(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

you're a secret emerson lake & palmer fan…

…right?

(daddy mikey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

I haven't

a clue what you mean, does my image allude to something unintentional?

(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)

yep

(daddy mikey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

fucksocks

that is all.

[edit] Erm.. how did you know about that anyway? Closet ELP fan yourself eh? Aha, caught yourself out there dintcha! :-)

(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)

Yes, but

This ELP picture is quite obviously a drawing. pibakic's original is clearly a real live photograph. We should fear for our lives.

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grifftinfoilhat, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)

the worrying things is

that it does actually look like a photo...

*dons kitten helmet*

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)

extreme graffittiing

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

hehe

hehehe

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)

I'm bored of Jeff

so let's talk about something else. The downfall in the world economy is likely to make us all redundant soon, so should we look at ways of turning B3ta into a massive industry, employing us all and creating a whole new manufacturing industry in the north where the kitten mines are?

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)

how about

the sudden drop in people using m3ss3ng3r?

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

I'm not bored of Jeff.

I think he's jsut a bit lonely and sad.
We should welcome him with open arms and many earsocks.
Im wearing mine now - TRUE

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

i think we should welcome him with open arms

and then shove hummus down his pants

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)

hear hear

bring back jeff

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

oops. And I invested quite a lot of money in ISAs and Unit trusts

a couple of weeks ago. Who's a dickhead? ROB's a dickhead.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

My investments

are also fucked.
Royally.
Wunch of Bankers!

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)

Tomsk and me

were gonna buy a house this year... but our deposit was in shares. Even smaller house now, then... :(
[edit] for house read "studio flat above heroin addict's drop-in centre" btw, we're not rich.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)

btw: i'm not rich either

my money was a pay off about keeping quiet about some kittens and a board board.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)

we're all impoverished!

la la la!
Everybody knows,
We're all skint/styowdents/unemployed/doing shitty jobs for no money!

...and THAT'S why we're here, let's face it. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)

I wouldn't buy a house at the

monent anyway, give it a few months and see what happens..

That's what I'm doing anyway..

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)

I guess you'll have to lower

your expectations, no little extras like heroin addicts.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)

I know that tune

sympathy from one in a similar predicament

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:29, archived)

What is wrong today?

m3ss3ng3r won't load and I can't see half the pictures on the board. I'll have to go to the pub and drown my sorrows in beer and hummus...
'cept there's no pub selling hummus 'round here, so it'll have to just be beer... :)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)

Most of the London

network is down, so there is loads of things not working..

Apparently many BT servers have gone tits up so tis frigging with loads of stuff.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

I heard that too

Us northerners were having problems a couple of weeks ago... caused by the very same server problems...

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

is that why we're ok here

this site is hosted in texas.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

so does that mean

you can't see all the naked pics of me i sent you?

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

Frantically trying to access m3ss3ng3r...

...

*breaks down, crying with frustration*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

don't worry,

i'm sure by the time you get to it the internet gremilns will have eaten the pics all up and replaced them with a fat balding 49 year old man!

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)

Eghads...

...Gutted.

Ho hum.

M3ss3nger is generally a bit mince on this pooter anyway, so i'm going to have to forgo that great side of b3ta.

*seaneeboy uffs*

I'm in a mood now.

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)

Strangely,

some East European girl sent me nude pictures of herself, some months back. Ugly bint, she was, sent me loads of "hilarious" pictures too, like the tourist at the top of the WTC. And long messages, written in Czech or something... Mad.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)

i'll write you some long messages now

and you can read them when m3ss3ng3r finally works... remember me when this you see type stuff.

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)

OK.

Carry on...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)

Im off soon...........

And just once again

HAIRY FRUITS

Theres 3 hairy fruits in the site so far....... I need more

Its all weebl's fault anyway.... but good idea man :-)

(Joose2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)

Oh dear...........

This is a lad I work with. I found this pic on his website. It needs messin with. Any ideas?

(deviant dave, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)

scares me.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)

has google fallen over?

or is it just me?

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)

What? you mean

how only the first page has real images and all the rest are sized -1 x -1 ?
Been like it for most of the day.
It meant that I was limited in the bananas I could sent to Big Brother's Little Brother.

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kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)

No, as in

not working (though it has just started again now).

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

Who wants

a fite?

I fancy an ponch-up with oll you cleaver basturds!

(My_name_is_Jeff_and_I_wank_cats, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)

go outside

and start without me

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)

yoll

haf to tri harder than taht to konvinse us!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)

hur hur hur

your name says "wank"
hur hur hur

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)

9 out of 10 cats

preferred Jeff's nimble fingers

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)

i got my hair cut today

just thought you all might like to know.

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)

I once

got my willy caught in my zipper.
Thought you would like to know
winces at the memory

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

mind you - you could always find some kind hearted samaritan to kiss it better. How about Jeff he's a glass c**ksucker!

Joke to you hugo_rune but not to Geoff Twat in case he's real

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

frank

and beans

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munkt0n, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

Haven't we all?

Tight denims + no pants = ouch!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

It is not good.

Thats why I dont wear trousers any more.
Skirts rule.

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

I have a sarong at home.

I haven't worn it since Glastonbury (99? I think), where some "lads" with no necks tried to pull it down (without success, pussies that they were!).

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

Ooh, ooh, how will I recognise you?

What style?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)

honestly, considering you've never seen me,

i don't think you will recognise me. it was long and now its medium length, just plain and straight and boring.

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

Perfect description!

I'd know you a mile away.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)

If..

it was your 'private' hair , im interested.. piccies?

(scabby dog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)

out of interest ...

is the "mhm" in your name for "Mad Hatter Matrix"?

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nyarlathotep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)

no, its short for

mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm... as in what the counsellor dude in south park says all the time. they wouldn't let me have joannie_mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. bastards.

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)

Aaaaah ...

or rather, mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmm

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nyarlathotep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

precisely

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

the army looks fun...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)

awww

he's gonna cry.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)

What use will his gun be underwater?

Or will he be going "BANG" at the little girl on the diving board?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)

The King Kong remake...

...starring kids TV favourite Chorlton Cum Hardy of Chorlton and the Wheelies fame wasn't a big hit at the Box Office.

(Why was his middle name CUM ?)

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Darryn.R, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)

speaking of which

has anyone else noticed that the first words of that durex ad on telly are

"come, come, come"

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

GAY

your all! and you smell of wee-wee!

(Jeff's backup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)

Hello big boy.

fancy a shag?

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)

come on share!

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)

okeydokey

I am greasing my earsocks as we speak!

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)

Ooooo

Thats a bit forward!

(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)

this is getting very tedious now

bored.

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adverse_camber, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)

hee hee

you just reminded me of the davro/hawking animation...

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)

faker!

if that was the real jeff he'd have said piss instead of wee-wee

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)

or put

the apostophreeee in the right place'

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)

your'e just a figment of

our imagination

Scabby said so

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)

Tee-shirt idea???

How about something like this? (near the top in the center of a white tee)

(obviously procedes would go to tomsk - seeing as its his image, just slightly modified)

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)

no,

i think off centre would be better.

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)

yea...

maybe...

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)

Its totally rubbish.

You would improve it 300% by changing "tomsk" to "Hugo Rune".

Oh yes indeed :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)

Broken image link?

Cool...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)

bless.

that will make him pleased.
(have you seen his modified sealife ones though?)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)

i think so..

i thought the mint series would look good on a teeshirt though.
i have loads of ideas so might make a couple more...
[edit: i cant get onto your site right now so they'll have to wait]

(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)

Blueyonder is fucksoxed, which is why

Mint is currently resting.
Erm, Woooooooo! Cheers.
I'll do some Mint stuff some other time, when he's got a few more fillums under his belt, promise.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

Hugo, you've sponged clinton!

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)

I liike it :)

was doktored who did the dirty though..
(hope mr clinton doesnt mind :)

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Hugo Rune, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)

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