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# The Royal Navy denied
usage of alien technology during the lauch of the new HMS Snark Royal
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# isn't that one of those weird
little alien things you could use as a weapon in half life ?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# no comment

signed
Royal Navy
(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:05, archived)
# Telgraph.co.uk
can't you just register grauniad.co.uk instead? (with a different host, preferably)
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Clockwise..
...from the right:

Little Mo, Zoe, Lynne and Kat.


(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# .
thats very disturbing... im scared
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# Nooooo!
You'll only encourage the furverts!
(antonye, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# Don't fancy yours much.
.
.
.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:05, archived)
# Garfield hits the bottle
(I helped save b3ta! grifftinfoilhat, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)
# That
made me laugh.
(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# haha!
i love blunt stuff like that.
(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# that's
the first garfield strip to make me larf
wooage to you!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha, thats brilliant! HOOPLA WOO YAY! :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# hehe
garfield's drunk.
(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# The kitty
bites back - love it!!
(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Thank you
for all your kind, kind words.
(I helped save b3ta! grifftinfoilhat, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)
# marmotade
Anyone have the original pic of the screaming marmot? Gots me an idea, but can't spaz back far enough to find it.
(kookoobirdz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)
# For your construction
delights and delectations I've created a DIY Marmot Kit
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# Oooh!
fantastic!
(kookoobirdz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# hairy fruit anyone?
Im sure i've exceeded the recomended 5 portions a day...
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)
# oooh
Looks like Jesus!
Mighty Orange, I worship you!
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Since yesterday
I am officially a college drop out...anyone for a Road Trip?
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# In Britain?
...sure, I've got an hour or two spare this weekend. Let's go up the M1! Crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# Yeah, we (me and my other college drop out buddy)
Went to manchester at about 1:00 in the morning, I got bored...but i think i have to go on a road trip somewhere...it just makes sense, you fail college, you go on a road trip, it fits.
(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)
# I am free
pick me up at Junction 41 (of M1)!!
(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)
# Wouldn't recommend it,
the M1 is the Devil's motorway. It is truly EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)
# m1=cars
cars=petrol (you have to buy petrol)
petrol=money
money=evil!
its happened again!
(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# m1=cars
cars=petrol
petrol=money
money=time
time=women?

Er, brrrm?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)
# oi!
The M1 leads to Leeds, which is the land of milk and honey...
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# I wasn't implying that it was the road to hell
then again, Leeds?
just that it is an utter pig of a road. I hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)
# Leeds is
a shedhole with far too many strange people wandering around unacompanied by sane people. Same can be said about Glasgow, only worse
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)
# are you saying
that I should take a few under my wing?
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)
# it's
an idea
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)
# It's a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# woo yay hoopla
.
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)
# YAY!
PixelNinja Store is now up.

for all your PixelNinja goodness.

Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# I love that,
it's definitely the most playable of the gamey ones I've seen on 5K. Wooo. I voted for you. Good luck.
(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# [insert pussy galore pun here.. go on]
i.. dont..really know what i was trying to achieve...

(Spaff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)
# i quite like that.
it's quite sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# Nice bowler action
you've got going there. But the kitten is acting poor ol Rog off the screen.
(Vivid, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# poop
on a stick, Lycos is still not working :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# must be working ok
or i wouldnt be able to post this:
(icedragon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)
# it
wont let me add stuff to my site
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# And on the 7th day
he rested, with his favourite drink.
don't jump doon me throat about the milk substitute shite, mmmmkay?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Nice
One, You sure can tell its getting near the end of the day when you start to use puns like that:)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# witchy
yer a genius.

woo.

yay.

that is all.
(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# Nescafe!
Well, I knew organised religion was evil, but I didn't realise it was THAT evil...

(NestlekillbabiesNestlekillbabiesNestlekillbabiesNestlekillbabies... etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# You didn't read
the alt tag did you :o))
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)
# *uncontrollable giggles*
hey, I'm that kinda gal, you know? I keep organic fairtrade decaff coffee at work, jus' for little me, next to the HUGE DRUM of communal Nescafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)
# but they bought us milkybars
and I love milkybars. Nestle are big and sinister. In my book that's a good thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# Nice
Nescafe rules!!!

Im a gonna have some right now to celebrate
(scabby dog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)
# the latest craze amoungst the kids...
superman marmot grab
bandwagon anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# I haven't done a damn thing at work today...


doh!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# fanfuckingtastic
that is.
(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Hey you...
what time is it where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# 1:46 am
i'm getting a bit tired.
(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# Well congrats....
it's a Friday,
shouldn't you be either a: asleep or b: out partying?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# Where are you?
If I were you, I'd go to bed a snuggle down for some serious shuteye. Unless I didn't need to get up in the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# well, actually no,
its thursday.. well, friday morning now... and yeah, i have to work tomorrow, but not till 11, so i can sleep till 10:30 or so.
brisbane, australia (aka shithole, australia)
(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)
# No wonder I can't find you on the b3tan radar map thingy...
Sunny out there, is it? Or constantly miserable, like Home and Away?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# you were looking for me? awwww....
yeah, its pretty darn sunny...i think the statistic is we get 356 days of sun a year.. as opposed to sydney which gets 351
(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:05, archived)
# Have you ever heard of
Ramsey Street?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)
# not only have i heard of it
i've been there! not that interesting, sadly.
(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)
# Sorry.....
That and my extensive viewings of Crocodile Dundee are my only Australian cultural experiences... It's better then the UK... thats all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)
#
sheila's kids loved the vibro-head game
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)
# Yes.
What kid doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! grifftinfoilhat, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)
# woo and yay
my laughing attracted the attention of the accounts trolls...dammit
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# they
good
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)
# Why Marmots don't Use Machineguns


Ermmm.... that's all.
(Vivid, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# heheheh
hahaha woo yay hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Same reason
why Badgers dont bung bombs and Chinchilla dont chuck Chainsaws.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Ive had a fun day
Almost got the sack this morning.
I was only downing a bottle of stella artois at 10:30 in the morning.

Sounds like a bad thing to do in work but it was done as a joke. The type of agency I work in is a relaxed environment type place.Unfortunately someone who I cosidered a friend and had a lot of respect for went balistic at me shouting at me like a little kid.
Tells the boss, boss wants to sack me but I have one more chance. Did I harm anyone or the company by drinking one bottle of stella artois that was in the company fridge because it was at the wrong time of day? Obviously I did. I over estimated the intelligence of certain people in my work. Especially when the boss tells me for a start he's worried as to why i need a drink at 10:30 in the morning.(It was a frigging joke, not a funny one but a light hearted one)
(Mr.Mantlepies, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)
# did they want you to start earlier?
tsk. advertising.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)
# If they were as cool
an agency as they make themselves out to be they should have made light of the situation. Sadly they aren't
(Mr.Mantlepies, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# I know what will cheer you up...
look, this is where I live, how nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# On a tablemat?
Student poverty is a real problem then. Nice view, mind.
(Vivid, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)
# would it be
alright if i came over and had a picnic on that lovely grassy area.
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# fine
but the pub is just across the road there, under the church spire. Incidently Michael Caine lives next to the church, we can invite him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)
# Coo
Michael Caine would be a fantastic interviewee for the site.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Sadly my friend
he only comes out if you tempt him with marmalade, and I've run out.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# How about
a niiice bit of Tomato Chutney?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)
# Sorry
did I say picnic? I meant piss up
(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Its very
picturesque.
Hows the local pub?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)
# The Stag
blinding local, none of your plastic pub lark, just smelly old men, good beer and an open mike night every thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Does it have
a Quiz night and a Meat Raffle and do the locals all have their own pint mugs?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# Tankards
No meat raffle, sadly, but the place really smells.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)
# That'll be the locals.
They probably havent left the pub for years.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# I won
a meat raffle in Australia 3 days before I had to leave the country....
we were feeding top class pork chops to cats and eating roast beef for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)
# You cant beat
a traditional meat raffle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)
# You can say that again
nothing like the feeling of winning either
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)
# I want to live there
where the people laugh at you when u drink alcoholic beverages at uunusual times.
(Mr.Mantlepies, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# they sound mean.
come and work for b3ta, we love you. The pay's not great but the kittens make up for it...

...nearly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
by antonye
(antonye, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)
# made me laugh out loud
woo and yay to you sir, with an added dash of hoopla.
(pibakic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)
# I hope he's holding tight
those boosters look slippy.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)
# woo
.


image from linky
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)
# "Hail to the Svenno"
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 15:32, archived)

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