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I want fuzzbucket and rockbus to be on.

now.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)

not good enough for you, are we?

*sniff*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

you're great of course.

I just don't have a pic with your face in it I want to repost.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

...oo-er, potatoslopping people?

rockbus! coo-eee! Fuzzbucket! QUICK!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:58, archived)

i'm here

but rockbus is still at work

he'll be on around 9-10ish, probably

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the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:21, archived)

Now now

I want never gets.

(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)

Short cover aims to distract batsmen..

(Dod, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)

Perhaps

this may be what we see on July 4th...

(yoink, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

I heard those Ay-rab types

eschew all members of the cat persuasion. Especially the giant ones.

(bluemerle, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:02, archived)

I'm off to

Body Worlds

anyone seen it yet ?

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)

I don't know if I could stomach it

it sounds bloody horrible to me.

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youknowyouloveit, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

if the front page

of their site is anything to go
by I'd better make sure I eat afterwards.

clicky

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

when I saw your post

I did a google for it, christ.

it looks interesting, but a bit gory for me I think.

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youknowyouloveit, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)

good

stuff, if you like corpses.

yum

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)

I saw it.

It was very good. Not at all gross (okay, the deformed foetus section was a bit unpleasant). You can go for a curry in Brick Lane afterwards.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)

now that

is a plan.

I'll inform the missus about half way round.

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

Wouldn't bother if I were you.

They're mostly shite.

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:58, archived)

yeah I saw it

although they didn't look real enough for me - where's the dripping blood? and the ikky bits refused to wobble, even when I poked them...

(matt'twam'asi, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)

Woo - the Marmot Kit

is flying off me machine at the rate of 1 every 30 seconds. I'm expecting a rash of screaming marmot-based pix tomorrow kids!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

can I submit a time-spazz one?

clicky

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chthonic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)

you!

Don't know if you saw me mention this earlier, but I've been singing "and meow, the end is near" for WEEKS now. It's your fault.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

I've not seen much at all for the last week or so

I've actually been working for once. I'm knackered...
Not sure I like this new office, too much to do here still. Network is still being tempermental :(

Glad I'm messing with your mind. My work is done.

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chthonic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

..be doo be doo...

...of which i'm certain...
...doo, be dooby doo...

...sorry, did you say something there? Ah yes, offices. I thought they were going to have funky aluminium floors and stuff? What's wrong with them?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)

Nothing wrong with the decor

aluminium floor is fabulous - no static and wheelie chairs roll over it really well. Even better are the keyless door locks that work off a key ring - you can wiggle your hips at the doors with your keys in your pocket and the doors open :)

It's just my desk is now directly visibly by my bosses and there is lots of work that needs doing. :(

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chthonic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)

oooh.

bum.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)

Heeh, I remember that!

She looks like she's been SPONGd too.
Got yer web connection fully hummussing now then?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

Yup

lots of lovely symmetric bandwidth. Yumm.

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chthonic, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)

So.

I asked this before but I'm going to ask it again:
Who's off to the NMA awards at the Grosvenor tonight. I'll be the one loitering by the bar swearing and falling over. On the plus side Bill Bailey's presenting the awards...
In fact I'll take a furtive with me and place him on a podium.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

national miners accosiation?

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

Yep

I'm in line for an award for my kitten mines in Barnsley. Discovered a rich strata of bluepoint Siamese 1 mile below the town hall.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

er... I don't know what the NMA awards are ...

... so I guess I wasn't invited. (I googled NMA - and that's what came up.)

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

new media age

It's not very exciting. Just hoping there's be someone else there who'd understand my insane ramblings (a b3tan in other words)

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)

aha

I guess we haven't won then. £10 says that most of the winners will be uttely poxy.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)

yep

last year some poxy farming site won, and went bust 1 month later.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

gaydar.co.uk

should win something. it might not be pretty - but it's doing business.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

well as the lone b3tan there

I'll file a report tomorrow morning. And I'll try to plant Furtive in a picture.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

and a bomb

that would be nice.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:58, archived)

accosiation?

*childish giggling*

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

fingers of a spaz

and the brain too. i was unlucky.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

Wish I was...

I cant decide between going home or going to the bar to see Bad Manners

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

i'm going to see them, i think

at a free festival somewhere in deepest darkest peterborough.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:24, archived)

New and Exciting Range

of Action Figures!

by antonye

(antonye, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

booo hoo

fine I'm not playing anymore

(cclass, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

don't fill the board with crap

that breaks it. we will delete it.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

can't we just pretty the crap up with

animated gif crap?

edit: That looked like I was accusing you of not being able to hummus. Not what was meant. Sorry.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

That's

class.

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CJ, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

This may be a strange question

but can anyone remember that thing Yoda Said in episode one that went something like:

Fear leads to hate
hate leads to anger
anger leads to suffering
Suffering leads to the darkside?

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)

Hip bone's

connected to the thigh bone.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

...

and finished with:

and Darkside lead to spong

(at which point Yoda spongs just for comic effect)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

My suffering leads to a repost.

(bluemerle, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)

is this a nerd hunt?

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

Do not dis Yoda

Away put your insults
Much to learn you have
Kick your arse he will

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)

(psssst)

(Yoda's not real. Sorry!)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)

Prove it.

...

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

looking up the intellectual properties of George Lucas

should sort that one out.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

As far as lucas knows

he may have invented him, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't exist on some other world

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

you

prove he's real. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

Please don't make me recite

my whole the belief of existence is sometimes as good as existence itself, philosophy

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)

can I second that?

please don't.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)

Motion carried

so it's settled, Yoda Exists...and not only that but he is clearly our god.

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)

your false idol

not ours

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)

Your second

pushed the motion through, so he is yours as well, mwhaa haah haa

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)

you wouldn't happen to know a chap

called Jeff, would you?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)

it's not him

different IPs

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:13, archived)

No i don't

but he sounds nice

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)

sometimes I put my head in my hands and sob with despair

this is such a moment

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

Beware

Yoda has Mind Bullets

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

And a big blue bendy nose.

Or was that Gonzo?
I forget...

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)

That's

telekinesis kyle!

(Spaff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

How about the power

to move you

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)

I sense much fear in you

fear is the path to the darkside

fear leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate leads to suffffffffering.

apparently...
argh bloody muppets

(Spaff, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

Hottie in red

Hey, who's the hottie in the photo below of four people in red. She's the one at the bottom, named Zoe according to the caption. SHe's fantastic

(kookoobirdz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

she's

in Eastenders, played by Pam St Clement if you want to look her up on the interweb.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

hehehe

you bad man.

hahahaha

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

jackapple

Err... I get some old broad. C'mon, who is she really

(kookoobirdz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

She really is in Eastenders,

don't know what her real name is though.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)

*sigh*

she's called Michelle Ryan.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

I take it you're sighing

because you know?

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)

*deep sigh*

...yes.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)

coz you know he's off for a tug?

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

Robert!

Behave yourself young man!

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

I bumped into her recently...

...and had to bite my lip to prevent me saying "Hi!! You must get told this a lot, but you're my favourite wank.".

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)

Genius

My company has announced a "restructuring program" along with the obligatory redundancies, and saw fit to call this program "LEAP!".

Sounds like an instruction to me, and I certainly will if I find a good enough opportunity. I can't wait for the next phases of the program "PUSH!" and "CULL!"

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

that is

divinely inspired... what morons.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

I wish my company would make me redundant.

could do with a payoff. But i suspect they'll just sack me. especially given the amount of time I spend loitering on B3ta.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

i've emailed Viscount Rothermere

about you.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)

Thanks mate

See, that's the thing. There's no organisation in the world as evil as DMGT, and I work for the fucker. I just want to work for someone nice and proper, who don't make me wear suits and be serious.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

DMGT

isn't that a pesticide?

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

That

explains a lot.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

sounds like an

Annual
Restructuring &
Streamlining
Exercise

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

Manchester - so much to answer for...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)

I would...

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

i did

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)

she likes mushy peas with her fish and chips

on being offered pizza she said, "no. i'll just have a bit of fish, some chips and peas" fact fans.

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

myra did?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

err no

woman off corrie

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

Too right

none of that foreign muck, thank you very much.

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

Right, people!

I'm off to pub...
...with a pathetic ammount of money in my wallet. Nevermind, should get me a few pints... :)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)

have one for me

i have prolly even less in my wallet, and also they dont' let me into pubs. bastards.

(joannie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)

I second that.

:¬D

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)

aaahhh

me too (but in twickenham), pay day 2morro so enjoying a few bevvies tonight as i'm away all weekend.

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raw-edge, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

Hair Fruit; Pineapple Fro

Because it would be too easy to give it a mohawk...

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EvS, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:05, archived)

what's under the kilt? (not safe for work)

look

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rob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

now

they ain't glass!

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dogbomb, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

christ on a bike

has he got a sheeps heart under there?

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

is that a tiny haggis?

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)

Why's the chap on the right

quite so interested in the guy on the left's parts?

(Dies Irae, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)

Not work safe...

and not safe to send me off to work with that picture in my head. You folks have all night to walk that one off, I have to suck it up and face my coworkers now? This all might put me in a good mood...

(Suzette DuCrepe, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

you have

to SUCK IT up?...er

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

Spazz!

reposting this cos no-one is up at 4.30 in the morning which is when I tend to post for some odd reason, and lets face it, nobody looks in the archives.

thankyoo

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

cmon witchy

where are ya?
lol

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

Hehe....Tomsk

beat me to it :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

Most board regulars

look in the archives.
People who don't are stupid and lazy.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)

the case rests

your honour

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)

say what you see.

i aint arguing at all so dont get me wrong....
but i have no access to b3ta during the day, and it takes nigh on an hour to spazz through a days stuff when i get home.
Sometimes you miss pics, i like this one.

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

Is your little Furtive face behaving, Tomsk?

Only it snook in a little while after the post appeared. Can never trust anything to do with polar bears.

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

I don't

I find the archive dark, cold and intimidating.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

I am too stupid and lazy

to spazz back more than a coupla pages.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

I tend to go back to where I left it the evening before,

and spazz forwards until people get too drunk to make any sense, and then go back to the current page.
Reposts from 4am don't bother me, if they're good. It's when people repost in the same day, or on two consecutive days at the same time, or whatever - that does piss me off quite a lot.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

Heheh,

I like the ones that are still on the board in the morning from 4am, where people *are* too drunk to make any sense.

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)

I only look at

the pix when I engage the time spazzers; if you read all the posts you'll be there all day!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)

Just trying

to discourage reposts. Don't know why I bother. Don't know why I bother doing anything really. It's all pointless. Bollocks.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)

I was telling the truth,

I really am too stupid and lazy, my attention span only lasts a coupla pages!

(Amerella, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

Aww Tomsk.

Have a hug and do us another sealife-based potatoslop!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

I love you though.

I love you more than anything else in the world - you are my favourite person and the best thing I've ever encountered in my life. You are better than kittens. I love you.

...that's got to be worth something, surely?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

There ya go

I dont want to get in the habit of reposting but sometimes ya just have to.

Besides we have started a healthy debate here which can only be good for us as a whole.

/coat

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)

woo

I just got klez virus from "[email protected]"

yey!

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dogbomb, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

naa

not possible unless you opened up an executable attachment, which, let's face it, would be a stoopid thing to do whoever the mail was from

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)

...

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Kaiser, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

just been given a months bonus!

YeeHawYeeHawYeeHAwWWWWWW!
beerpipepubintheshed

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thebear is thebear, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)

Congratulatiuons.

I'm off home to weep.

C ya folks.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

Please explain this word 'bonus'?

(wingnut, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

Congratulations

Spend it wisely

on beer and other such goodies

(Bobbie Bigguns, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

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