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# could
someone point me in the direction of the marmot photoshop kit as i cant seem to find the link...many thanks.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:30, archived)
# That'll be
here then.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)
# ta
muchly
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:23, archived)
# Fshoooooom!

Or Schoooaaarr! or how do you spell that spitty noise when pretending to fire rockets?!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)
# not sure
but i bet everyone makes the noise to check!
;)
WOO&YAY!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:29, archived)
# yeah..
I know I was.. im sure it begins with a 'K' but then just goes into spitty noise?
Those Batman and Robin sound effects blokes got it easy
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:33, archived)
# Zog!
Kerplunk!
Twat!
etc etc
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:34, archived)
# that's....


(which I will continue to repost until someone says that they like it)
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:29, archived)
# .
schweet :)
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:29, archived)
# i think it's
Pkkkkhhhhhuuuuuurrrrrrr
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:36, archived)
# puh woo ooh oom.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:41, archived)
# i am so sad i think i might cry
all i hear about this week is glastonbury this and glastonbury that. now, that would have been fine if i was going to glastonbury, or at least, any festival this year. but oh no. i am going to none. why? i will tell you why. because i am going to work in france for two months as one of them campsite couriers. mmm. so. here was my options:
1. Work my arse off in this bacon factory all summer, earn £250 a week for 40 hours work, but go slowly insane from getting up at 5am and doing nothing but move packs of ham AND go to the leeds festival which has the best line up i have ever seen

OR

2. Work in this bacon factory until the middle of july, then go to france, earn £100 a week for cleaning tents and mobile homes round the clock. in france AND not go to any festivals. but i would be in france. for two months. in france.

i am going to france. reluctantly. this means no festival for me this year. poo.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)
# Never
ever work your arse off in a bacon factory.
it makes sitting very uncomfortable.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:30, archived)
# dude
when th man says 'work', you ots tp say 'no,motherfucker'.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:43, archived)
# jeff says..
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:22, archived)
# ahhaah
great
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:24, archived)
# superb
what a guy!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:25, archived)
# your grammst5
fuckign sucks
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:02, archived)
# As
was jeff's.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:10, archived)
# "Hi-Ho-Svenno"
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:21, archived)
# my thread
did it jump, or was it pushed?
edit: oops posted in wrong place
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:17, archived)
# I was asking about this earlier..........
but it fell off the board,is the bandwidth fund ongoing or is it sorted?
Sorry am non-techie......don't understand how it works
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:13, archived)
# what fell off?
and how high was it?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)
# ok,
i get yer now.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:19, archived)
# it's sorted
but you can still buy a furtive
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:17, archived)
# the fund is an ongoing thing
we're ok for the time being but the money we have is basically it, we don't have money coming in as we're non profit making - any money you donate or we make basically goes back in to the hosting fund.
sooo, if you fancy donating...
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:17, archived)
# whats a hosting fund
?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)
# its the money we need to pay the
huge hosting costs for the site. It's a busy site, it gets alot of trffic and thus costs alot of money to run. Hosting fund pays for it.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:20, archived)
# How much does that cost
?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:22, archived)
# s'up to you.
Anything's acceptable!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)
# and another thing
been busy all day but just looked at the homepage then - what a lovely selection of pics, even if i do say so myself.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:19, archived)
# Whose? Where? Did I miss something?
(sorry more questions)
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:24, archived)
# WOOOOHOOOOO
My new power pack is here and I am now back up and running and will get round to everyone's songs v soon. But first, I feel the need to potatoshop. So what shall I do ?

Jeff, what a wonderful scenario that was.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:52, archived)
# woo koit!
george the hippo in a tutu with lemons, and a tank
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:53, archived)
# That is a nice idea
And I have a handy george pic too to start off with
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:03, archived)
# Yet again...
i would like to thank you for the Chrispoodle song...and show you what/who you did it for...


Markbear and Chrispoodle


The Zombie Anti-chris


The Evil crazed manic anti-chris
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:31, archived)
# Woo
for Chrispoodle.

Thanks for your comments the other day - did see em but couldn't reply cos of comp probs. In fact I still have, cant get my fucking dvd to work now !
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:48, archived)
# Try calling it a
lardy-arsed-good-for-nothing-whinnie-little-anti-dvd that usually gets mine working
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:58, archived)
# I am seeing this message
After getting the beast to finally move its' ass into gear. Turns out the IDE cable was not in properly. I blame the youth of today.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:06, archived)
# TURD TWISTER!
ahah i gotta get my one of these!

www.turdtwister.com
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:38, archived)
# Goodnight EVERYBODY
and Jeff
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:34, archived)
# In case
you missed it t'other day, heres me holding my breath for 2 minutes: www.angelfire.com/extreme3/grubnuts/Breath_holding.wmv
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:30, archived)
# .
Angelfire does not allow direct linking
from offsite, non-Angelfire pages,
to files hosted on Angelfire.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)
# Well
just copy and paste it, dont be so lazy mister.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:35, archived)
# i really wanted to see that
bloody angelwank wont let me (or anyone) view it tho... have you got any other hosting?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:34, archived)
# you can copy and paste it into your browser address bar cant you?
but it says youre over you bandwidth allowence, you naughty boy
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:36, archived)
# have you fully recovered?
.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:34, archived)
# Just about
I still get spazzy momentshgjasjkdjka;sdgnoewaunfop poefae oh arohgo aerohgopidogha hfh r hpWEOWPEAPSE PDGIHADPIFGWPI ADGPIHAES from time to time.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:37, archived)
# wait 5 mins
then upload it too www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

i need to make it allow that file type first
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:38, archived)
# Cheers man
but how do I do that?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:44, archived)
# click browse
select your file push the 'upload now' button and BLAM! your off.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:46, archived)
# I'm confused
I'm only a simple boy, what do I put in the website url and website title thingy?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:51, archived)
# thats all your details
dont fill em in if you dont want
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:02, archived)
# just jumping in here
but I think you just need to say :
ftp.webadress without www.com
in internet explorer, then user name and passowrd no?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:04, archived)
# no, it is a file upload script
you dont connect to anything
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:13, archived)
# suspended! wtf?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:49, archived)
# Well, I gotta go
I'll upload it again later, and I'll let you know when its done. Bye guys
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:05, archived)
# .
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:22, archived)
# hehehe
that tickled me that did...
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:29, archived)
# .

(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:32, archived)
# better late than never.....
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:44, archived)
# hahah
great
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:14, archived)
# bandwagon?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)
# and an
enormous one at that!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:21, archived)
# well can I?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:29, archived)
# lol
.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:22, archived)
# Burning Bush...
Beware the New World Order...fight the future...

(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:31, archived)
# Adolph
couldn't handle the fear

(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:21, archived)
# very few
can...
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:27, archived)
# ooh ooh! ancient repost time!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)
# h8
u

:p
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:36, archived)
# can someone repost the disco dancing
staying alive hitler?
that would be very fitting.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:39, archived)
# Time Spaz linky...
....of courteous Hitler

www.b3ta.com/board/1/4/8/9/9/9/
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:04, archived)
# what the hell was hitler doing
at that photo shoot anyway?
I mean, what directions were they giving him? and did he say "very vell. if it helps me conquer ze werld I vill do anysink"?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:37, archived)
# can any gods help me with flash?
how do i paste things into it, ie bits of images ive selected and copied?

im using swish v.2
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:19, archived)
# learn how to make flash?
try import if there is an option
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:25, archived)
# In swish I
think you need to import each image seperately and then layer them over each other, it works similiarly to flash except the tweening and stuff dont really work, just frame by frame animate on layers.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:50, archived)
# Good afternoon
all
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)
# evnin all
.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:30, archived)
# fuckity fuck fuck
Im at work and cant seem to access my blueyonder site, does anyone else have this problem? weeble said something earlier about them being down but when I spoke to the bastards at telewest they said all was fine, could someone clicky and see if it works for them?

so glad there are more overground animals, time for a new screensaver methinks!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)
# Looks alright to me.
Woo.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:20, archived)
# hey Tomsk!
are u accesing from a blueyonder linked machine? I can acces it from home but not here, too weird, and my phones been off all day! Did you like the fingerboarding?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:31, archived)
# Yup, I'm on blueyonder.
Nice fingerboardy thingy.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:37, archived)
# soz, just saw your message,
Its my first attempt at a gmaey type thing, I have to learn some actual action scripting to do anything good tho, so i settled for adolescent meanderings. Thanks!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:40, archived)
# I dont know if you ahve
blueyonder but telewest suck my coloquial balls! You cant get a correct number for them, when you do they say you have to call another number, which is completely fuckingautomated!! I hate them I really do, I was trying to get stuff done today instead I spent a total of 3 hours on the phone trying to get some sense out of them. rant over.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:38, archived)
# Yeh.
They do that from time to time. Feckers.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:49, archived)
# nope
not working for me.
Just cos they say all is well doesn't mean it is. I questioned an ntl techy once cos our modem was down and he said all was well. After some hastle he 'discovered' the whole of the UKs cablemodem service was down!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:26, archived)
# fone
when u go 2 dial up when it says findind tone it will tell u the call center it is calling there is a way of changing it.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:35, archived)
# with bonus in pocket
I shall be in the west end next tuesday for a couple of meetings - should anyone wish to join me (edit) for an early eveing beer would be nice to meet some of you funny people - in the meantime to steer away from Jeff, a philosophy quiz - gallon of beer for the first person to identify this person...
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)
# audrey
hepburn ?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)
# I can see where the confusion lies
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:21, archived)
# hehehehe
nice, holywood meets spiritual hoo haa.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:56, archived)
# G. I. Gurdjieff
Or maybe Audrey Hepburn ...
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)
# that was quick
spot the jieff!

Claim your pints next tues if poss - venue to be advised on my profile next week...
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)
# Unfortunately
I am in Australia, and unlikely to be able to claim the pints any time soon.

Still, it's good to know all my days of reading weird hippy mystical tracts didn't go to waste!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)
# in that case
consider the gallon is drinkable on another plane and I'll put it there later...if you say hippy stuff does that mean you are a 70s child
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:18, archived)
# Thanks
I'll take that beer on another plane. I probably won't get into too much trouble that way. ;)

Actually I'm a 60s child. Damn I wish we had the Interweb and Potatoshop when I was 14. Oh well.

It's 3am here, so time for bed. SAee ya later.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:26, archived)
# Great marmot anim opportunity
Okay, I'm not only a photoshop novice, I also can't do animations. But there's a ready made anim that is just screaming out for some skillful marmot augmentation. How bout one of you hotshots have a look at http://www.stihlusa.com/timbersports and see what you can do.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)
# I think
you would be better off combining it with the kilt picture!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:02, archived)
# what does surprise
me about that gif is that they've somehow managed to keep a 12 frame or so image of pretty high quality down to 26k! how the fuck!! Image ready dont do that!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:20, archived)
# fireworks
?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:23, archived)
# hey baj?
are you still spazzing the page, see this? I have fireworks but have never even attmepted to use it, is it similiar to image ready in frame animation? does it support animation or do you import the gif and re-export? nice if it works, my 12 frame gifs are almost always over 60k and crappy quality.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:52, archived)
# Don't worry
It's just those good ol' boys, never meaning no harm.


Bo, Luke and Prairie Dog Duke
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)
# Fantastic
Yee Haa Hoopla!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)
# that's
class
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)
# woo
and a yay.

Frontpage action at long last! :D

When in doubt, add a small furry animal.
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:29, archived)
# shhhhhh!
dont give away the secret!
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 17:33, archived)
# I love the dukes of hazzard
I have some cool Status Quo type pictures of the duke brothers
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)
# crappety crappety turds!
I waited too long to get my ticket to London!
Anyone driving to London for the b3ta bash from Germany? pleeeease?
(, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)

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