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my mum is a man

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)

Oi.

Shut up about Jeff.
BTW You can phone the party via my mobile matey, be my guest. I missed yer message, been off coding toys. Woo.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:27, archived)

thannsk tomsk

i love you and your wife. i dont know who the gell jeff is, i just got home. i am juimping aon a bandwagon.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:28, archived)

If anyone else

jumps on it, it'll break.

*thinks
Oh.
Go right ahead.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:31, archived)

seriously tomsk m8

i think its a regular poster....
could you find the ip addr ?

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:33, archived)

Rob's checked it

already, I think; if he knows he ain't saying.
We get twats on here from time to time. They come and go.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:56, archived)

ok m8

just thought id mention it.

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:02, archived)

While

looking on the net I have a pic for the new version of dune....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)

had to be done

however late

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:20, archived)

jar jar

blinks

sorry

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:20, archived)

hehe

stupid, but makes me giggle like a school girl

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)

in my newfound sobriety

i can fully encapsulate the hilarity with which that filled me. that geniuinely made me laugh.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:52, archived)

Hugo Rune

says goodbye to everyone.
He's off to Greece for two weeks, the lucky get.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:18, archived)

i am sadf now

cos i like him,. heswaers a lot liken me.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:20, archived)

lucky bastard

Still, we're all going to partay!

not in greece though. Fucksocks

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witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:22, archived)

We're going to party

in Fucksocks?

How do I get there?

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Lum, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:23, archived)

that

can't be a real place

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:27, archived)

think it is just next to the Isle of Cuntymint

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:42, archived)

ok, i keep domainatng the boatrd (liiked i domainated your fucking mum)

but this made mre laugh, and would ave done even withut ndrinkingv. its brunchjoing. www.brunching.com/features/idiotpizza.html

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:15, archived)

this jeff says thingy

is this yet another silly catchphrase that i have missed again?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:14, archived)

it seems

That a person called jeff thinks that the people that post on b3ta are a bunch of sad geeky twats...

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:17, archived)

he posted that on the board did he?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:18, archived)

Boring bad attitude type shite.

Lots of people rose to the bait though. Silly.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:20, archived)

oh Mum!

I broke the internet :( I wonder why it keeps posting my messages twice? I only press submit once

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:22, archived)

waht a fucking

liar

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:18, archived)

it seems

That a person called jeff thinks that the people that post on b3ta are a bunch of sad geeky twats...

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:18, archived)

yes

Jeff said you are a sad geeky twat, thats all

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:18, archived)

Funny how ...

hes gone really quiet? TWAT!

(Jonty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:23, archived)

Oye!

(Jonty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:43, archived)

to reiteratw what pep ( who li love) was saying

please donate money to the b3ta fund. people need tgfjis tyo keep them saNE. i prersonally have to leave soon forevere in setemver, but i witsh to leave my legacy on. b3ta is a necessaaRY THIGNTO MAKE PEWOPLE HAPPY. it is great. donate.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)

Well when you put it like that.....

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:14, archived)

its true

clickid on te polrart bear and donate somwe money. the world needs this. this is mny small wqay of spreading happiness. withut using my penis.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)

Mike is right.

clickid on te polrart bear, all of you, and give b3ta some money.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:22, archived)

Jeff Says

Sorry... had to be done.

(yoink, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:04, archived)

Mh!

Jonty thinks some people need to look in the mirror!

(Jonty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)

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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:21, archived)

A-

Fucking-
Men
to that.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:22, archived)

Looked in the mirror

this is what I saw

(yoink, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)

So, heres something funny (maybe)

I was in a music shop, and I saw a CD with Sven Goran Erricson on it. It turns out he's released a three cd box set of all his favourite classical hits, called something like "Sven Goran Ericson's Favourite Classics" or something. Crazy.

(SimonP, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:04, archived)

i seen traht

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)

maybe thisd is me being tsupid

b ut have lke a hundfere proeple joined in the last few days? who are you all?

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:03, archived)

Hi, yeah, i'm new...

I'm sean, a fundraiser from glasgow, living in leeds

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:24, archived)

hello and welcome

i am mike, a temprarily sober alcoholic post-adolescent who lives between hong kong and cardiff.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:55, archived)

I dunno... seems sharp enough to me!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:57, archived)

thats awful

those blades are very expensive!

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:59, archived)

Hoooooooray!

Dammit, I was gonna do that...

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:02, archived)

damn

I see now what I did wrong on that.
I wanted the kitty to move with the picture, but I didn't use the mat for orientation and I should have.
grrr.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:09, archived)

bad zog! go to hell for that!

man i gotta make a new 'going to hell' pic...

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)

racked with remorse...

...for the atrocities of the third reich, hitler gives something back to the community at last...

(shardcore, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)

even the man himself found that one funny

woo and yay to you sir!

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:59, archived)

Do you dare look into the eyes of

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:51, archived)

i read that as santa again....

must sleep at least once a week.

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:52, archived)

Kill for santa

That's just evil, you should kill for the anti-santa-san

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)

reposts! whee!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:55, archived)

is that THE hypno cat

that koit sang about?

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:00, archived)

yep!

I found/created him AND wrote the lyrics to that song
*breaks arm patting self on back*

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zog why change it now?, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)

And what

wonderful, if not cryptic, lyrics they were my good Zog style friend

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:16, archived)

wooo oooo ooooo

to both of you then
enjoyed that one lots.
infact, where is it, ahh!

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:19, archived)

ok yo

even though i am typinfg this messae very slowly, and erasing my mistakes, nobody is replying to whati am syaing. therefore, fuck you all and i hope none of you have sex for an unimaginably long time, except dr phil and nacho, cos a man needs to have images.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:44, archived)

when come back

bring brain.

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:46, archived)

at least in my defernce

its like almost 3 am gere cos of tim e difrrenencess. i got excusess.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:47, archived)

i know m8

can you do another paint anim of your night?
the reading one still rates highly.

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:48, archived)

chesrs but

tomorrow im bust cos im buying new shoes and i wants to get vans cos i love them, buts mnya e at the weekenede i will do a verwipn of either a) last friday, b) the coming friday [specially uif i scorer yo] or c) the time i set a due on fucking fitr4e. thenak you for feedeback aND ALL THATY shit.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:56, archived)

for the uninitiated

mike when pissed looks like this...
specialmike.20m.com/pissed.htm
hope u dont mind the link mike.

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:58, archived)

feeeel freed

yu different timfuckign zom,e bastards

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:01, archived)

Mike.

You rule.
Wooooooooo! to you.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:03, archived)

tomsk

are yiu and dri phil going to the birthday bash?
cos i was thingikn g about phoning you up tyo sasy hello to everyone. you gonna be thertr.?

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:05, archived)

tomsk

ypu scatred?
its okatry, i may nhot.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:17, archived)

you have gotten your wish

somebody else must have already wished that for me a long time ago. You people and your curses - I swear.

(kookoobirdz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:47, archived)

I'm giggling

but only because i've been there myself.

Afternoon drinking is really deadly innit?

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:48, archived)

drunken posting...

...is hilarious, and should
be compulsory. In fact my
9.30am pitch tomorrow has
been cancelled, so I'm off to
the pub. And that deserves my
brand new woo:

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:53, archived)

are you a tent erector?

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)

oo-er...

...never mind about my tent, you naughty person.

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:55, archived)

dude

1. dont know whow a great dwalof you are.
2. i live in hong okng, resident yjhongjongetr, whree it is 3 am./

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:53, archived)

one for you fans of laydeez tennis

Jelena Dogdick

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:44, archived)

Jeff is taking over the world

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:43, archived)

thatmade me laugh

but im mike/

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:46, archived)

toniht i waas drinking solitariy in my favourite bar (whrer one of me best mates is the bartender) when the fukign year 13 physics class, complete with mu ex=teachers, came in.
i ended u cLLING Three of them cunts, and the other guy a manchild. the student i git on great with. i can;'t type sprry.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:38, archived)

whos idea was it to

put caps lock so close to 'a' hay?

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:44, archived)

not a clue.

but i hATE THEM.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:45, archived)

Good

afternoon was it?

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:45, archived)

evenng

and yes

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:47, archived)

shes a babe...

second post, second jade basher, trying to think of an entry for the evil person doing something nice for her , but i cannot even imagine her doing one nice thing...

(t0aster_uk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:37, archived)

fuckin

yout message sid whover was in your picture was a babe, so whene i got a red X i refereshed it to show the picture. who do i get but fucking jade, akla "the least attractive woman imaginavle". bithc. fuck you.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:40, archived)

mike, telephone for you...!

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:49, archived)

Hoopla,

Woo and yay to that - much giggleworthy

(Seaneeboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:50, archived)

Biiiiiiillllllll?

Huuuuuueeeeeeeey?
is that yooooooooooouuuu?

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:51, archived)

this is who's on the other end of the line...

hello, mike, is that you....? no, you're breaking up...

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:54, archived)

woo

prisoner cell block h

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:56, archived)

"Don't worry"

"It's just those good ole boys,
Never meaning no harm"

(chicken pox, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:33, archived)

I was inspired

by the squirrelly marmot thing on the front page.

(chicken pox, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:37, archived)

hyuk hyuk hyuk

...

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 18:37, archived)

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