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(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)

hope this hasnt been seen b4

but this is some very good potatoshopping
kissonline.com/kissyourface/

and if anyone knows how they did it could u let me know plz?

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)

that is pretty ace

theres a few ways to do that, but it lloks like they drew the masks, no potatoeswapping, probably in illustrator, then shopped them onto the faces in pshop. Nice nice nice.

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)

absolutely superb results

i am trying things now but they aint as good.......yet, lol

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)

evening all!

how is everybody?

(Rockbus, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)

HAPPY!

end of A-level exams, 3 months with absolutely nothing to do! WOOOOOOO

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)

u gonna become dole scum

like my woman?

(Rockbus, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)

nah

I'm off to uni, gonna stay there as long as possible and live off my parents

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)

keep them refrigerated

they last longer.....

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)

LOL

I've been told they taste nicer if you mix them in with cold baked beans and text books

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

isn't unicorn off to

london, for posh univerversity education, innit?

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

dunno

I'm off to durham, seeing as I live in newcastle it isn't very far

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

yeah...

but shes gonna claim dole for 3 months inbetween...

(Rockbus, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)

that's the spirit!

Are you going to accompany her, or do you trust her to the heaving mass of young men that will be her coursemates?

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)

The Jewish Museum

found that their new advertising campaign was met with disdain by their target demographic...

(fatty biscuits, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)

it depends where they built it..

Was it is Jenin?
[WARNING] I have been drinking, so don't expect much from me.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:37, archived)

ok, what is this all about?

what is the story behind all this?

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)

behind me drinking, or the picture?

The picture, i do not know.
The drinking, I am not really sure ;)

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

gordon brown was suspicious...

...of blair's latest cabinet reshuffle.

(shardcore, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:31, archived)

he was even more suspicious of his new

'beaver and meercat benefit scheme' which promised huge amounts of cash to be placed into bank accounts throughout africa and canada...

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:38, archived)

looks like Blair is picking Prescotts nose

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:39, archived)

i haven't laughed that much

since last time ;)

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)

A Bit old but, Advertising to the xtreme

(Jonty, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:28, archived)

Rodney couldn't believe he'd been accepted into the G8 meeting

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)

tee hee!

nice one!
I am pissed though, so I'll laugh at owt, me.
[edit] weren't you on popbitch, ages ago. i like you site as well, it is goooood :)

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:18, archived)

Yes, I still am on Popbitch.

Every so often, but I've decided that b3ta is a better forum for amateurish Photoshop tomfoolery.

www.themanwhofellasleep.com is still going, although I haven't added to it in ages, as I now have a job and sometimes leave the house.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:22, archived)

i haven't been on

popbitch for ages. it is still any good? i find b3ta to be my cuppa tea these days..
Keep the site going though, its fantastic! its complete nonsense, but very very funny.
[edit] having just read your front page, what is your job? You should be writing some very funny thing, for money.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:26, archived)

Thanks.

Popbitch is ok...far too many little feuds and cliques, but occasionally enjoyable. My site is not nonsense, it just veers a little from the norm. Having just discovered B3ta, I have a huge backlog of silly pics to post.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)

i agree.

read my edit above for clarification. yay!
It is definitely not nonsense, I am an instant, albeit drunken, fan.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:33, archived)

In a parallell life,

I write amusing scripts in Hollywood and have a bevy of bohemian but busty girls queuing up to spend time with me.

In reality, I am temping/freelancing. Am writing online news at the mo...

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:42, archived)

i remember looking through your site

ages ago, and I though it was great.
I always wanted to compliment you on it, for it is great. Can I now do that?
Your site is very nice, it is interesting and nice. Very nice. Really really nice.
thank you. *cough*

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:41, archived)

I like the word nice.

You are very nice.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)

thank you

you are nice too!
you get a free exclamation mark as well. woo!

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)

it used to be the G7

before they let Peckham in

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:18, archived)

that actually

made me laugh out loud.

(I should drink Gin more often!)

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loolah potato, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:28, archived)

I really

wanted to spong a mong wearing a thong, covering a his shlong, as he created a pong while sining a song, but I decided it was wrong.

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:11, archived)

would have taken too long,

instead, why not sing us a song?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:12, archived)

i only got this far!

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:13, archived)

I'm afraid that's a .......

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:21, archived)

woo

awesome...

awesome to the max...

(Tendency, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:25, archived)

velly noice m8

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:26, archived)

Here is

a bit more then

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:27, archived)

keep going m8

its not wrong to spong a mong

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:30, archived)

I think

it would be wrong to put him into a thong.

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:40, archived)

i am going to bed cos its chuffing late here.

i hope to dream of ladies boobies, and the hope that sooon i may again be able to fucking touch one, since it's been awhile. night all. good lives to you.
edit: shit, i want a poached egg.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:11, archived)

my girlfriend is in

new york, until Sunday!! I want a poached egg too..
please?

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:22, archived)

Mike

you might like this then....

www.youngie.com/joeydeacon.htm

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:11, archived)

that

is fucking harsh (i didn't kow he was dead), but funny as hell.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:14, archived)

its the

doing her joey style bit that got me....

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:15, archived)

that did

produce a choking style noie, admittedly. i really am going to bed now, night.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:16, archived)

happy hangovers m8

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:17, archived)

Well....does it??

(fastshow, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:03, archived)

:-)

(jarvis COCK-her, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:05, archived)

mine

is bigger.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:08, archived)

l33t ms paint skills...

cuz i dont have photoshop hehe

(Bananarchy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)

is that you in the piccy?

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:59, archived)

fuck photoshop.

i don't have it, but i get laid all the time......er, okay, no. not for ten months. but still. fuck photoshop.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:06, archived)

It was set to be another wasted day..

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:56, archived)

laughed out loud

so much that lol didnt do justice.

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:00, archived)

i only just noticed

what was going on there, and the idea of it made me laugh like hell. today an old due told me the joey deacon story, complete with gestures, and i laughed like a fucking drain.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:03, archived)

joey!

mnnnnnfg gnnnr hgguuugg grnnnnnspl

my hero!

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:04, archived)

this guy (who taught me physics in year nine)

did it fucking amazingly, he dribbled and everything.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:09, archived)

hahahah!

belated ah ah ah!
Well done sir!

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:49, archived)

woo! & yay!

fab & ace!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)

Tomsk! Anyone!

I wanna buy the Milkymoo mug, what's the URL of the b3ta shop?

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)

is it

this?
www.b3ta.com/shop
yes it is.

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rogan, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:01, archived)

I had a really good idea

after reading something on AOL about Jade from big brother saying she wont be anyones escape goat, to photoshop an escape goat.

I planed to put a balaclava stlye hat on it and dark ninja stlye clothes then put it outside a POW camp or something, but getting the pants and jumper on it was just to hard...sorry

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:51, archived)

I did a google on the phrase "escape goat"

and actually had a hit!

But it does not look as though this goat fared too well.

(bluemerle, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:29, archived)

Probably seen it before

but this is fucking weird.

Scout Walker Kama Sutra

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Craymen, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:31, archived)

WTF

is the deal with the AT-ST behind the lava lamp?

(Dr_Never_Trust_A_Helper_Monkey, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:49, archived)

Someone spent the time

doing all that.

Kinell.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:50, archived)

i hope he wasnt

craking one off while filming it :(

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:53, archived)

oops

missread that as scott walker karma sutra

(t0aster_uk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)

some's got themselves a bit lost

(Mattyboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:29, archived)

I made a little kylie thing

can't get you out of my head - the true story
woo for kylie.

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crab_bloke), Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:26, archived)

Needs the tune

but ver' nice all the same. Wooo!

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:29, archived)

i heard it

turn your speakers up m8

woo joel

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:30, archived)

Its

a shame ya cant get one of those down the pet shop....and that thing on top of her head is cute too....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:31, archived)

Ah.

Me sounds fucksocksed.
Bollocks. Time to restart and buy some pizza i think...

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:32, archived)

mmm pizza

Orbital was fucking amazing btw....shame u an dr.p couldn't come....

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penrithtearooms, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:37, archived)

sorry

that was me not penrith....still logged in as him...whooops! Was wicked thou!!!

(squeaks, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:39, archived)

is that a fair trade...

I borrow your socks and you steal my identity?

But you were right it was a fucking wicked gig....

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penrithtearooms, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:44, archived)

borrowed socks?

doesn't that make them...fucksocks..?? did you take the matching earsocks too you tea-leaf you??

(squeaks, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:07, archived)

Joel, that made me and all present in my lounge laugh lots and lots

However, Blondemonkey is deeply distraught and upset by his shennigans with Kylie.

(Nacho, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:32, archived)

Aye.

Gutted.
Spent the night in a horrible townie club taking the piss out of the punters. Was quite funny.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:46, archived)

yuk

townie. bad luck. tried to warn ya.......!!

(squeaks, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:03, archived)

hehehe

should that be funny? Mate where do you live just so I can avoide bumping into you in a dark alley!! :)

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:30, archived)

thats

wicked dude! yay! how come you know where she lives?

(squeaks, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:35, archived)

I use

one of these:

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crab_bloke), Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:40, archived)

*cough*

splutter...choke!!!!!!!!!
That is so funny! An answer for everything eh??!!! ha ha!

(squeaks, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:42, archived)

the bit of that that makes me laugh is

'indistinguishable from a real bunny'.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)

Take two:

Yay! Very nice.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:47, archived)

joel

if i ever meet you again i am going to kiss you.
(for those of you wondering about the lack of spelling mistakes, i just had a bbig log 3AM chat with my mum, wich sobered me up - and makes me want a fucking drink to be honest)

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:51, archived)

nice to have u back m8

bit worried about the kissing though....

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:54, archived)

tonight my ex-science teacher (who was coincidentally bringing his students to the pub) wouldn't buy me a beer, so i kissed him. then he did.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:57, archived)

fuckin ell m8

what else did u let him do?
judging by your pissedness....lots!

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)

he convinced me to punch the biggest guy who ever went to my school.

i did so, cos me and him were mates, but he grabbed me round my neck and wrestled me to the floor, cos he was pissed too. that sucked. i ended up telling three of the four ex-my-teachers that were there that they were cunts, and the other that he was a manchild. i think i already typed this, but i was pisseder.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:01, archived)

sounds like a great night m8

is it good nightlife in hnok knog?

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:03, archived)

fuck yeah

none of this 11 o clock closing bullshit. all night long motherfucker! except i went out with the equivalent of a fiver, but still due to being best mates with the bartender for six years, got very very drunk. this only happens occasionally.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:05, archived)

lucky fecker

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:07, archived)

ker

walitee!

Time to dust off my:

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loolah potato, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:24, archived)

Burning Bush...

Beware the New World Order...fight the future...

(mundo cospiratzione, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:24, archived)

but he looks like a chimp

what harm could he possibly do?

\runs

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:32, archived)

last night i met an american fucker in the pub

who looked like george bush senior. i would have insulted him to his face, but my gorgeous friend lily got a pint poured over her breasts so i stayed with her.

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mikeisbrill, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 19:58, archived)

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