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night everyone

I'm off to watch TV

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

bad

move.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)

very,

tv bad, bad tv, no to tv, say nancy, no nancy bad! no tv. computer plugged into tv watching porno? gooooood!

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

your right

nothing on so I'm back!

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

evening pickled one...

how's rochester? dull as strood?

(Rockbus, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)

as dull as ever ;)

drove to planet thanet today and the car caught light! (exhaust/bumper interface) now I'm celebrating my birthday again, (i always get out of it and have fun for a week b4 and a week after my bday, it's a lot more fun)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)

Im gonna leave the store and go home in a sec, see ya later, if your still up I may get

on at home, feel some shoppery in my veins tonite!
byee!

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)

wicked

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

seen this?

clicky
as the old saying goes, truth is stranger than b3ta...

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

*g*

great.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)

i just want to say

it's SPAG, not SPAC
that is all.

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:14, archived)

stoopid

(t0aster_uk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:12, archived)

stoopid indeed ;-)

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:15, archived)

Someone

should tell these guys the ture meaning of being a spzzer.

spazzer???

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)

i'm not sure

but I think you need a http:// bit in the linky twanger..
I'll delete this when you've fixed it. cos I am nice.
[edit] and you have a rogue space in there somewhere.. ;)

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

ta kieren

all i wanted to do was show off my tiny packet of fags...

smoking is bad, mmkay???, but i am taking requests for other packets, but they're 15X15 max. this is the best possible test of my tight icon making skillz i reckon.

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)

I'll be honest

I'm impressed, do you ever lose them
in your pocket?

(tylrdiablos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:12, archived)

i am reeeeeeeallly small.

I have to jump on the keys to type these replies.

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)

Nice,

but I´m smoking "John Player Special" right now.

Edit: Finished smoking now.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)

you smoke the king of cigarettes

ever since my earliest formula one memories of those JPS lotus cars, they were always my favourites. cancer on a stick, but hey - they come in a black packet, which DOES make us cool.

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

exactly.

They´re are my favourites (of course, otherwise would not smoke them), too.
And yes, we´re pretty cool.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)

JPS

...are truckers fags - you might as well have a pack of Lambert and Butler up your tshirt sleeve. Definitely not the fine, sophisticated, media-friendly smoke of a talented photospanker.

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

yup

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)

beautiful. can you do regal? or red band?

cans of stella?
:)
oh, and smoking is great. you only live once, who wants to be 84 and have no control over their bladder/bowels?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

Yeah,

fucking right, and I think in 10 years there will be a remedy for lungs cancer, don´t you think?

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)

perhaps an 83 year old

with no control over their bladder and bowels ;)
that will be me. I love smoking, I do.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)

Smoking

is pretty expensive in the UK, isn´t it?

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

yep, but it's easy to get

lots of cheap danish and spanish ones though.
I know german ones are cheap, but they are in germany, innit.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)

so´ka.

So, what do you pay for a pack within 20?

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)

turkey were the real killers

makey fags too

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)

I got some from

Indonesia with carnation flavour. They are great and good against headache, really.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)

i think greek clove ones

are the real killers. they taste ok, so you smoke loads and forget that they really are nasty 'orrible fags. it always hurts.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)

well, i am taking requests

at the moment, all i can offer you is a tiny pint.

I'll work on some more fag packets tomorrow but i think i have found my niche - things that damage humans in less that 15 pixels by 15 pixels :-]

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)

apologies for making that a link for a second

too much html today...

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)

Really nice thingies today.

Won´t be on board on WE, `cuz I´m on holliday, but:

Does anybody care about this?

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)

The struggle of the modern tortoise in todays society.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:08, archived)

that may be

the single most disturbing thing i have ever seen.

except perhaps when dad was at work and mum would have all my 'uncles' round

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)

Blimey!

I've just realised that now mike has gone, I am the only furtive that is posting anything.. (albeit bullshit)
C'mon you furtives, you must be there somewhere?
[edit] ahh.. pickledpizza...

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)

Class war!!!

Sup up your beer and collect your fags, non-furtives!

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)

Scary shit, huh?

B3ta, the next generation.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)

erm.....

well I'm here until 6.30am working nights boo!! But might have to lurk mostly... owing to no fucking hummus on this machine..
EDIT: Why does it matter if there are Furtives or Non Furtives posting on the board? Surely we are all equal on b3ta, that's what makes it great...

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penrithtearooms, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)

in case you are spazzing

yes. you are completely right! woo to non furtives!

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)

Reg looked, and in fact actually was..

...fucking mental.

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)

he he!

i ike it. Somehow the seagulls make him look more mental than he probably is. although the thong doesn't help much.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:08, archived)

ha ha ha ha

that's so funny I almost fell off my chair

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)

have the seagulls been at the poor fella?

Looks like they've dirty sanchezzed him.

and why are his bollocks hanging out?

woo and yay, too!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)

The idea was funny.....

Shame i have no PhotoShop exp

(tylrdiablos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)

shudder

...

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)

can barely use photoshop. One of my friends is going to show me how to

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)

Hmmmmm

Cn i have your "friend" when you're done?
PhotoShop calling me

(tylrdiablos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:12, archived)

sure

take him :-)

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:14, archived)

How can people be so horrable?

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)

Thats

made me laugh out loud.

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)

It's better out of season

Honest

(Mr Ric, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:01, archived)

ooo yuck!

i know we're fond of kittens on here, but there seem to be cats fornicating in my garden. VERY LOUDLY. would love to shut the window, but it's quite balmy in london town at the moment.

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)

buy

a water pistol

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)

yus. One like this works a treat for me:

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loolah potato, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

Get a

air rifle

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)

awww.

Poor kitties!

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)

aw, come on

you should hear them. it sounds like a baby being minced in a grinder, but with cat sex. blurgh :-[

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)

just

throw a bucket of water over them! always works with my cats

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)

they might be foxes

noisy bastards, they are.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)

I hate that sound.

I wear earplugs when I mince babies.

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kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)

I hope

you always make sure you cook them properly before feeding them to anyone. Diseased little buggers!

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)

I boil them before mincing

They smell better when rotting than when they are alive.

Edit: That didn't come out right. "I boil them before I mince them", not "I boil them before I start mincing around the place". All clear ? Good.
/coat

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kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)

get off on it

or be inspired to have sex again for the first time in 3 years? Just thinking!
:)

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)

film it...

..and sell it online.

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beefandcheese, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)

Yeah baby, play with the guns!!!

I'm sorry, but it made
me laugh sooo much

(tylrdiablos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

it looks

so sute! like an attat in repose, but why is it perched so delicatately on the red pillow?

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)

HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND?

it's staring you in the FACKING FACE!

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

heheh

anyone know where the original to this is?

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

here...

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)

ooh nice

give that man a biscuit

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)

How can I ask

if anyone can link me to the picture of the "Golf Sale" board holder picture, without spoiling the gag.
Shit. I guess I can't.

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kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)

WOW

I didn't know polar bears wore tea cosies on their heads

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

Nice

I like it alot

That is all

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)

personally

I find the young girl right at the front very amusing, she looks kind of like a chimp

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)

and

the polar bear woman looks like she has a big knife coming out the top of her head

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:05, archived)

Thompson and Venables now help out at conferences and festivals

(Brian Blessed, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

Bugger

These bastards could be walking YOUR streets

(Brian Blessed, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ohmyfuckinggod that is the FUNNIEST!

hahahaha! it DESERVES to be posted twice ;)

did you hear they're making a film of the James Bulger story? it's going to be called "Batteries not Included"

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)

Hahahahah!

Save me a seat on that coach. You already know where it's heading.
Anyone else that laughed, climb aboard too.

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kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:03, archived)

i'm sure

i don't know what you mean ;-)

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)

Wankers

No disrespect to Jamie Bulger's family intended. The post was meant to highlight the possiblity that those two wankers are now strolling round with new identities...

(Brian Blessed, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:15, archived)

i mean every disrespect to Jamie Bulger's family

in fact i'm off round there now to stick batteries up their arses, rub paint in their eyes, and tie them to a railway

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)

May the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty

...have mercy on your soul.

Though I very much doubt it.

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:07, archived)

Thompson and Venebles now help out at conferences and festivals

(Brian Blessed, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

so good

you posted it twice?

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

Popping my challenge cherry

I wasn't sure if challenge posts automagically get posted on the message board etc.

(Brian Blessed, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)

boring hosting question

right, well i've posted some pics before, and have had a bit of fun with brinskter and 20m cocking things up, so i was thinking of trying the groups.msn.com stuff, as they seem to work without apologies no trouble.

how do you go about getting space there?

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:51, archived)

create your own community on msn and make it public.

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

ah, ok -

that was the bit that was throwing me. i thought they just had a "free webspace" section.

ok, back in a bit :-]

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

use my image upload

http://www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)

Fluffy

is taken for a ride.

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:44, archived)

OO let me do it!

I'd slap him if he was here!

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)

fluffy and pall have stolen a sainsburys trolley and will steal more in the hope that the big tonged twat will stop doing those shite adverts.

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:53, archived)

hes meant to be delivering

a trolley full of tibetan strawberries to the "cricketers" pub for Jamie, But fluffy is hiding out for a surprise attack!

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Alfie, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:56, archived)

i know that

fluffy has a machete in his trolley, and he is going to replace that mockney smile with a chelsea smile.

(Pickled_Herring, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)

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