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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

i'm expecting to see the The Fear in

the hatchway somewhere..

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)

can't you see the fear then?

he has everyone fooled.
he's been watching you all this time, and you never noticed.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)

agh!!!

he is there!!
< tries to look hard>

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)

"Any requests?"

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

brill

iant!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)

Best one

yet...Excellent

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)

and yay.

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:07, archived)

i like it!

music is the music of love, or food, or summat.
that'll teach em.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:08, archived)

awesome

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:08, archived)

superb m8

easily the best....

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)

great

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)

He he he

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kaydup, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)

They just

seem to belong together

(DeMortum, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)

This is his cousin

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)

Today, someone tried to tell me....

..that there are subliminal Klan messages on a packet of Marlboro. What the fuck are they talking about?

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)

three K's

front, back, and top.

not really K's, but red blocky triangley things, but that's not so catchy. Also the white triangle looks like the old pillowcase headgear jobby.

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)

Oh right!!

I am thick!!

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)

www.snopes.com

in there somewhere. tis tosh

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new_matt, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)

What's tish tosh, dude?

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:07, archived)

Yeh...

it's here.

Call me compulsive. I had to look for it.

(ccradio, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)

In between the legs of the horsey thingys

there's meant to be two KKK hood shaped thingys, facing outwards, holding the Veni Vidi Vici banner.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:09, archived)

Cool, man...

...I'll have to look closer.

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routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)

maybe he was talking about the limited edition packs

(Nacho, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)

that a burning cross underneath the centre Marlboro in the black box thingy

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)

Oh yeah.

There's me looking at the replies and not seeing the original message.
Twonk.

(tomsk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)

if you turn it upside down

it kinda spells orobljew...or horrible jew, as paranoid semites like to think.

I am jewish, so am allowed to say that.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)

not necercelery safe..

(see Nacho, who is part jewish, and received death threat for her mis-heard lyrics 'paid my jews' from someone who failed to see the joke)
see it here

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)

SHE GOT DEATH THREATS?

bloody hell!!
sorry for the capitals.. but, still!!

Didn't that stuff die away with the puritans about two hundred years ago?

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)

Na na na na na ive got ma name

I finally got XP all sorted out, drives partitioned and all working fine. Woo yay to me.
Sorry, i just feel a little happy, its taken me long enough.

O and i saw the introducingmonday.co.uk thing mentioned on the back of computer weekly in case anyone didnt know it was there as well as everywhere else.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

Simon

I completely understand how good you can feel when you get computer problems sorted. Kind of a big relief with an overwhelming sense of elation.

But enough of my muggling memories.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

So many problems

But all in the past now.
I just have to install all my programs now, Humm where to start, Photoshop would be the obvious one, but silly me lent it to a friend. Have to stick to paint for a few more days then

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

If you're like me

You'll have shitloads of progs and will probably take you about 3 hrs of solid installing.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)

3 days

more like, i get bored of installing and wannna get on here thats why im not doig anynow.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)

good stuff

I like XP, once you have beaten it into the shape you want. It is gay by default though.
I like your paint skills, by the way.
You could you do a retro coo series, from the seventies, if you were arsed.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

coo throo the ages would be class

go on, Simon, you know you wanna !!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)

Once you have

peeled back the disney sticker someone said to me earlier. But i still have it on the Disney setting, i like it all big and blue. (Sad i know)
Coo animations done in paint, it would take forever.
I have a few more episodes lined up when i get it all sorted, maybe next week sometime.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)

Arrr

Im going to have to do a pain animated Coo now, cos more than one person has asked for it.
Bugger. Ok, i will try

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

nah, not with paint, just in the same style as the others, but

through history!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)

ooh, and with xp, the silver is better than the blue.

all chromy and shiny :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:08, archived)

Yer

But animating paint, i have to draw all the things instead of just stealing them and cutting them out.
Yeah i tried the silver last time i put it on, might go back to that acctually. plus im gonna find more

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:09, archived)

i wouldn't bother with paint if

i were you. But it would be good to to see a proper potato coo being rude to seventies icons. Just because he can :)
[edit] you can try styleXP. It's a bit stupid to use, but you can then make your XP look like anything you want.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)

Im gonna see what

tweakui xp has to offer, then find the prog that changes start up shut down screens.

As for Coo animated in paint. I thinks its a challenge, and i accept.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)

XP's Adolf's best OS so far,

but it looks so prosac-ish by default...

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Kaiser, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)

He's harder than he looks

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)

sweary cat

that cat actually looks a bit like mine.

(DeeDee, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

It was yours

please note that it is now mine and will NEVER return to your house. Well, maybe in a tin of whiskas which you can feed to your next cat.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)

Thats magic

how did you get my lil dave gorman (yes, that is his name) inside the computer? i want a go!

(DeeDee, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

Did you have it changed by deed poll

at the same time as those people ?

Oh and kittens fit into computers really easily, if you compress them enough in the palm of your hand

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)

so am i

i'm VERY HARD right now...

VERY hard...

/coat

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)

Picture please

not for me, ummmm, honest, its for the uhhh, missus.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)

I like the word "gammy". Now that's funny.

(kookoobirdz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)

i like the word

'plinth'

so there.

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)

plinth is lovely. makes me think of a noise I'd make if I had a splinter in my tongue. "Mmmphff... Mrmf m plinth"

(kookoobirdz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

'frigate'

is good also. yes. it is good.

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)

I've always fancied "jettison"

(kookoobirdz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)

My favourite at the moment

is arsebiscuits. Nice

(balrog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)

funny indeed...

i'd never consider using gammy except before "leg" - I'd never say: "gammy arm" - just doesn't sound right....

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

Giving up the internet babies as a bad job...

the Kilshaws decide to open a lovely animal sanctuary instead

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agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)

he hee!

look! bbc scandal already!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/kilshawbunnyscandal.html

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

kerrr

lass.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)

Night everybody.

I´m off for showering. See you Sunday (evening I think), so wish you a nice WE.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)

night night!

(flipping heck - btw those cats/foxes/baby mincers are still at it in the back garden. this must be the longest night of sexual warfare in the history of cat/fox/baby mincer kind!...)

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

sorry. might have to look really hard at this one.

(my photoshop clone doesnt have ALL the things i need you know)

edit: i have been here for ages, and am still not entirely sure exactly what spazzing is exactly.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

Spazzing is

reposting an old image. It is to become a capital offence from next Tuesday.

(Vivid, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)

oops

i've just smoked a fag after eating a chocolate mousse. it's not unlike giving a rim-job during a house fire. not that i'd know.

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

ick

You know what else is nasty is smoking just after eating yogurt. Mmm, dairy char. Also, it is gross to eat shampoo, just any old time.

(kookoobirdz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)

or perhaps

trying to eat a fat bird's pussy with a mouthful of parmesan cheese and custard.

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)

yes

it's surprisingly salty, isn't it?

Shampoo, that is.

(karlos, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)

outside jokes

Dude, this place needs a newbie FAQ. It's always so embarassing to ask the basic questions like, "where can I get a free site that will let me link to pics?" or "what is spazzing?". I managed to figure that second one out via context, but I'm still stumped on what the hell fucking hummus is after weeks and weeks, or the story behind it. Okay, so there it is, I'm asking. C'mon, step right up. I'll need four smartass replies and one genuine reply. Ta very much.

(kookoobirdz, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

you are SO

going to regret asking that hehehe

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

hahaha

that made me giggle while having a very popular soft drink in my mouth

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

are you on the bbc

or something? i am currently drinking a popular canned beverage whilst smoking a well known brand of cigarettes, as it happens.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

i'm currently

sucking Coca Cola out of Ronald McDonalds gaping anus while stuffing Marlboro up my own.

can i say that?

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)

Even if you can

I am not sure I would

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)

try

www.icantfuckinghummus.tk or something like that. WE ALREADY HAVE AN FAQ? DO YOU SEE? WHY CAN'T I STOP SHOUTING?

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

caps lock? :-]

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)

genuine:

the b3ta dictionary is here
the faq is here and and here, when you post a message
It's all a learning curve, if you are patient, and keep an eye out, you learn these things through time !!
=)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:37, archived)

i think he ment upload an image

in which case, its here

(Kieren, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

end plug. :)

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)

i was

glad of the plug :-)
couldne have posted tonight otherwise

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

try

http://www.flibz.com/m2/index.cfm
There's lots to see there. Have a look at the drop-down-menu for the dictionary.

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Monkboy, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

hummus

is a natural substance, occuring mostly in kittens, polar bears and penguins. It can be extracted using photoshop/paintshop, like coal or politicians.

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)

please tell me

you guys are all busy 'shopping and my refresh button isn't fucked...

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)

Not only is your refresh button

fucked, but your girlfriend has run off with a cleaner and your curtains are on fire.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)

NOT AGAIN!

curse you God! curse you for making me this way!

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

It wasn't God.

and it wasn't your parents. It was Gepetto. You are a puppet.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:34, archived)

aha

another refugee from popbitch.
we should start a club.

did you see all that rubbish with urban75 or whatever it was?

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)

btw

that 2001 pic made chuckle :-]

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:37, archived)

I ignore all the politics, cliques are warfare.

It is an internet site, not an embattled middle-east democracy.

It's better to just randomly post amusing crap and steer clear of the uber-grubers.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

it was quite depressing to watch actually

which is why i have come to this nice, sane place, full of normally adjusted people to see out my internet retirement (i start work with the Government in a couple of months - i don't think their IT people will be very B3ta friendly....)

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:44, archived)

Hmmm..possibly not.

B3ta seems nice. Nice is good.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

i just couldn't stick all

the one-upmanship.
it was a bit like you work in the wrong postcode therefore i hate you. B3ta rocks because it encourages interesting people to be interesting.

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)

It also encourages world peace,

a love for all kittens and a strange kind of addictiveness that gets people fired. Oh and the occasional Jeff...

(balrog, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)

jeff rules

bow before the genius of jeff.

(*he has to be a plant, right?*)

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expf, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)

My inspiration

came from Scarlett's previous comment.

My gift to you.

(yoink, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)

Now

thats better :-)

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

What's up with Mr Stabby?

I tried to load it up just now and all I get is a Cannot Find Server Error. Is this to do with those cable problems before?

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Jimmeh, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)

Not only was Hal going mad, but Fido was increasingly distant...

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)

ha ha!

yet again, you are tops.
woo!

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

this woo hoo

stuff is good.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

can somebody give this man a righteous woo yay?

please?
my woo yay gifs are shite.

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)

since you asked so nicely

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

i have a diddy couple

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

thanks pickled and co

you just saved me sorting out my dreamweaver so I can upload my very poor effort.
fully woo to themanwhofellasleep

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estuardo estuardo, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

hey

but the sex was still alright

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trashcanglam, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

fucksockingly fantastic.

superb stuff :) Glad you er.. defected, or something.
Woo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:24, archived)

thats great

:-D

(Scarlett, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

well,

find more of the same at my website...

www.themanwhofellasleep.com

I'll stop plugging it now. Sorry.

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)

you da man!

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Pob, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:37, archived)

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

my dad just gave me his old camera

its a rather spiffy canon slr, with a 200mm zoom, but ive been searching around on the net....and i cant find any info on it anywhere....hmmmm
it's a canon eos 1000
so its about 8 years old(ish) confusing me greatly

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)

hummus?

http://photonotes.org/manuals/eos-rebel-s-ii/

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loolah potato, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)

more hummus

that a hummus machine, in greece, during a time of drought

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 27 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)

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