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# Bird flew
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)
# hehehe
massive disasters everywhere! have a pr

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edit:everyone newsmash!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)
# that made me laugh snot out my nose!
great stuff!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)
# I love your news shops
that is all.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)
# ^ this with cream on :)


AARRRRGGGHHHHHH...I did it again...I hit the talkboard button by mistake...It was horrible *shudder* horrible I tell you...like Dawn of the Dead all over again.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)
# *holds Bunster close*

there, there . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:27, archived)
# Why are they so different over there Dave? Why Dave Why?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Thank god ...
... you got out before comma caught you. She has a habit of following people into the main board, then attacking all with her nasty words!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Bring her on I'm not scared*

*wees
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Oh, the pink one I keep hearing so much about...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)
# That sounds rude in a funny way :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:01, archived)
# it is all teh scarey over there...
*shudders*

Edit: the post count in my profile tells the story... ;)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Ditto

Although I don't have any idea what my 3 posts were about :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Hehe. Same here.
*basks in warm familiar fluffiness of the main board*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)
# I don't
that is all
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:34, archived)
# less than ostriches, eh?

There's nothing like a bit of science.

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Yes
Science/Magic
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Nice.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
'Study finds a peanut!'

Arf!

Woo!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)
# And use margarine
'cos it spreads easier.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:46, archived)
# i suspect this has been done before
111111110000000111111111111000001111111
111111000000000011111111000000002011111
111110000000002001111110022000020001111
111110022000020001111110000000000001111
111110000011110001111111000111110001111
111111000111110001111111000011100011111
111111110000000001111100010000001111111
111111111111111100011000111111111111111
111111111111111000000000001111111111111
111111110000000000000000000000000111111
111111000111100000000000000111111111111
111111111111100000121210000011111111111
111111111110100001212121221001111111111
111111111100010012121212100000011111111
111111100000011000000000111000000001111
111110000000111111111111111111000000111
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Arrrrrrgggggggggh!
Woo!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Yay for ASCII-Art
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Nooooooooo!
Teh Fear!

/Repeat ad nauseum
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# 2? 2?
In my day we had to make do with 1 and 0!
2? You don't know you're born!
Great ascii.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)
# in all honesty i did cheat
and drew a table over it in dreamweaver. but thank you

[edit] i can't get the fucking quo to work ;)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Ask Maiden . . .
She's used to getting people to work . . . and the shops . . . . and back again . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# hey
cant you just get a program to do it for you?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)
# probably
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)
# 1? 1?
luxury,

In my day we had nothing but 0, and we were 'appy!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Argh etc"

Woo.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Arrrrrrgggggggggh!



very nicely done, that
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)
# argh!












(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)
# LEMMINGS
You gotta love the little suicidal rodents :)

Edit: p.s. Hi Cockalorum
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)
# I am currently trolling through Lemmings Paintball . . .
It HAS to be the worst!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Lemmings Paintball ?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Yeah . . .
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Hmmm...not exactly bigging it up are they :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:32, archived)
# *flees*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)
# hmmm
-----
| X |
-----


btw, what is it 'supposed' to be?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:14, archived)
# THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!THEFEAR!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)
# argh
etc
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)
#
000\0000|0000/000000-----0000-----0000
0000\000|000/0000000|00|000|00|0000
00000___0__00000000-----0000-----0000

proof that I am quite crap at these
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)
# is it a mongoose?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)
# it's a sailboat
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)
# it's a very bad woo
not even i can see it and i made it!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Did you delete the first attempt?

Y'know, the one I replied to with helpful hints . . . ?

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)
# how does he smell?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Alaska?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:34, archived)
# ...and?
wotshesay?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)
# indeed
did it take you long? haha
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:24, archived)
# That
is ace.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:20, archived)
# aceness
aaaaargggh
teh fear
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:22, archived)
# aaaaarggh!
woo!
/excuse:
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:29, archived)
# Last one...


slighty different timings...at some point it might make sense...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
You looney!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Leave it long enough
And you get called a fucking retard.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# That bunny really knows what he's talking about!
:)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# By long enough do you mean at the
very beginning?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# yeah . . . about every 0.6 seconds on here . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# I can be impatient
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Thas' tuttly ace!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Ho ho ho
Favourite moment: "SugarSpunSister?" "Who's that fucking retard?"

Nice, but I must confess I don't get it.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Quite.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Different Prime Number Frames
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# What's the Velvet underground
track with the two voices saying unrelated things - one voice out of each stereo channel?

That's what this reminds me of.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)
# this
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's where the rabbit goes at night!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# tis old skool
matey
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:18, archived)
# I didn't go to that one
I went to the other one...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:25, archived)
# this is ...
ACE!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:12, archived)
# it's like
talkin to me...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Ace
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:45, archived)
# 'Noon everyone
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)
# does
WOOOO very good job btw, and im not just saying that, an' sorry for the threadjack


anybody know how to fix video files that have been slightly damaged by compression? though I don't think its actually possible. just askin'
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)
# Thanks for the threadjack!
Edit: S'alright :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# well I like the picture
some people need a good punch in the jimmy

preferably for cash.. mmmm
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Mmm!
Thankyou sir, may I have another?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)
# 50p
hand it over
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# ahhhh i see the relevance
because the guy in the picture was trying to do that too, when he walked off a cliff
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Use the uplaod codez to hack into a government computer
and use the image enhancement software.

That stuff can read microfilm from a single pixel!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# aye
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Threadjacking isn't a crime.. Is it?
I'm glad you posted it here rather than threadwaste..


I suppose if the video file has become more pixelated due to compression, you can't exactly fix it "back" to what it was previous.

/rather be talking here than at the BNP rally on /talk blog
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)
# yeh
thats exactly it, it was just a hunch that someone might know
of a sharpening or
correction tool or anything like that.
But yeh i figured twas in vain.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# some video codecs can add ditherage and sheeeeet when you`re playing back the movie so it looks a bit better
don`t know anything that`ll let you edit it and do that though

have a look at Adobe Premier and see if it`s any use for that sort of thing.. there`s Premier Elements, which is a cheap cut-down version
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)
# elements?
is that any good? and is it expensive?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:15, archived)
# No...it's not a crime...it's just considered good manners
too acknowledge the pic first before hand
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)
# You can "fix" glitches by cutting them out
but visually damaged is visually damaged. Some MPEG glitches (green areas and stuff like that) may be sync issues and resyncing the file with new keyframes, _can_ have a good effect.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)
# nah
it doesnt have any glitches, just the compression quality is munthouse and its pixalated to the hills and back.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)
# is it
teh pron?

Edit: Cos if it is you can edit the frames manually and copy and paste new norks on your wenches!!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:13, archived)
# hmm
<bones>It's dead, Jim</bones>

enhancing really crap film material to zoom out a nipple piercing's silver quality stamp is only possible in hollywood. I heard.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Haha
sooner or later, he's going to look down
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# pff
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha top thuddage
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)
# It's a well known phenomenomionm
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)
# #4 is still my fave
I love elephants
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Woo to this!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# All good stuff :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)
# yes
this is great
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)
# brilliant
i will remember that next time i walk off a cliff
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:58, archived)
# *chortle*
I do love these very much.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)
# That's very much appriciated :)
Oh, and little blue fishy seems to be at home as my MSN pic. Ta!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Yay!
Glad he's got a good home : )
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)
# does that
really work?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# 'ello Rev!
I been waiting for you for days!

I never got your e-mail!

and Have a Woo!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)
# I've tried to email you once again
thanks for your patience!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)
# PATIENCE!?
I'VE MURDERED FOUR PEOPLE!

EDIT: Hurrah! you got it right!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Woo yay hooplah!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
What a brilliant site! (and sneaky link to your B3ta profile. How many people have found that without being pointed to it . . . ?)

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# None that I know of
(probably just as well)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Hehehe!
Yup, I can just imagine the depletion in WI members through heart attacks . . .

*giggles*

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)
# sounds like a good weekend
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Oi!
I'm one of thems!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Sorry, yer holiness . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Thankee
*loves dave in the bum*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha!
Subtle, but yes!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# aceness
woo yay etc
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha! excellent.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Clever!
woo!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# I don't know.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)
# reminds me
of the Blaupunkt advert
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)
# after listening to someone talking about a randomly swearing gif machine
you need to change the number of frames to different prime numbers, but keep the timing consistant ie
Teddy ------ rabbit
1 blank ------ 1 hello
2 cats ------ 2 blank
3 blank ------ 3 dogs
1 blank ------ 4 blank
2 cats ------ 5 goats
3 blank ------ 1 blank
ok that doesn't work so great but i think that's the idea...

etc
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# it's actually
quite tricky to get it right... another is coming up...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# *sighs*


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)
# WTF?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)
#

filename

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)
# i thought it was a mushroom snake
or summfin
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)
# I thought it was a snake tortoise...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)
# I cannot be held responsible
for the fact that a lungfish looks like a snake. But I apologise for the state of my lungs, that is my own fault.

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Lung Snake
????

Edit: *Checks filename, shuts up *
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)
# 'noon Waspy

I thought it was a mushroom...but I can see it now sorta :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# I see what you mean
hey ho, wasted 10 of my lunchtime minutes anyhoo.

And 'Noon Bunster!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Tha's not so bad...if I'd had tried it would've taken about an hour to source the pics :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:09, archived)
# test icicles! hahahahahahahahaha


ahem.. sorry
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Thats funny cos it is
AICMFP
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo....
I quite like that
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)
# lolz i read that as testicles
lolz
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Have a woo because........
The icicles are made of wee but
urine tensions were good.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# haha
ace
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Wee icicles?
I thought they were KKK-bots or something... amusing pic though
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)
# Yellow ice!
Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss! Piss!

Woo, that is.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# you like teh test icicles?
my gf does their press
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:49, archived)
# so thats how they are deciding the tory's next leader
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)
# CHUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMP!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Spin spin spin
the wheel of Tory leadership selection,
see how fast the bastards turn!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Don't forget
to comb its hair!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# laughing like a loon at Vic and Bob again on DVD recently
and thinking to myself "How on earth did this ever get on television?"
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Yay!
terrible man, terrible man, terrible terrible terrible man.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Good job Maggie's not there.
The lady's not for turning.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Dr. Pepper - So Misunderstood
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# that made me chortle a lot more than it should have done.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# er... thanks?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Woo
poor dr pepper
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Pfft!
That made me laugh a lot harder than it shoudl have.

Woo!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# spooky
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
random
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
that is very amusing!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# that's odd
but funny with it. hooray.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Teehehehehehehe...
*chortles merrily*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)
# heheh
nicely!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahaha

superb
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:03, archived)
# I have no idea why I thought of this....

You probably wish I hadn't...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# pfft....
With a mirror and a SPLAT! there is a tateless animation there somewhere.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)
# *threadwastes*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# do another one
quick!
you massive cunt
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# you know how to sweet talk someone dont you
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Its badger of love
he is 100% evil and so I get to abuse him
his missus said so
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Yes, this.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# *threadwastes in your face*
*wipes cock on the curtains*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Cockbadger!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# gosh, you're naughty today aren't you :P
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# *smootches*
*spanks*

how do sir?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# PHWOAR!
pretty good, you?

Ooooh pissing hell, Lecture o' clock
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# have fun
try not to work too hard
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# *arouses*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# *strokes*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# way hey! twice today!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Thank the gods!
No threadwastes a threadwaste when that comes out.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Thats one of the nicest things anyone has ever said...
to a kia-ora stealing evil genius
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# This is possibly true
Hey, since I'm so nice and all, how about you let me guard the kia-ora for a bit while you take a nap?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# hmmmm, a tempting offer....
would have to chain you up to ensure you didnt run off with it....
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Oh no, you can trust me
*charms*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)
# whats that in your belly button?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)
# *steals all the kia-ora while you are distracted*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# I've just noticed....
I become an evil Kia-Ora stealing genius and I get charmed by Women...

Where was I going wrong before?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Chicks dig evil geniuses
100% of fact.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# *feels like the Fonz*
"ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# *feels up the fonz*
Ooooooooooooh
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# watch the leather...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# its wipe clean
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# so's the leather...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)
# It's....umm......it's....
A new form of body jewelery, yes. Everyones wearing it.

*death-rays*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# *dodges - Matrix styleeee*
/dispatches gerbils of doom
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# *calls upon flying kittens*
*fluffs to unnatural levels*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# my killer kitten Murfee will kill all other kittins
with sheer cute power (pic in profile)
see, you cannot win
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Oh.
Oh he's pretty cute.

Hmm....

*brings out the ninjas*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# hmmm, a convincing adversary
*lunges at sugarspunsister's tummy button and takes out ninja controlling device by crushing it*

/bring out the ultimate weapon..... The Laser controlled turbo injected, geothermic powered Timmy Mallett operated Mallett's Mallet!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
Nooooooonnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh, who will save us now!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa
/more evil cackling, but only cos the chicks dig it
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)
# *Is heartened by redsushi's cunning ruse*
*combats terrifying mallett with pure will and strength of mind*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# You go girl!
*calls Uri Geller*

"Hey! Uri? yeah....

Guess what?....

I'm better than you!

*hangs up*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Anyones better than Uri Geller
Especially Derren Brown.


*Displays weakness*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# right, well...
You have one minute...Mallett's Mallett is a word association game, where you mustn't pause, hesitate, repeat a word or say a word I don't like, or you get a bash on the head like this or like this! Now, look at each other and say Bleurgh!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)
# "Redsushi, nooooooo!"
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Bleurgh!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# *ninja kicks mallet out of hand*
A-hah, the tables have turned!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# i could watch those high ninja kicks all day
but alas, i just got redsushi beforehand, and now, i run, run away to a secret place...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Curses
*follows*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Now e have to fly away to a remote
island and make babies.

Come on then. Where so you want to go?

how about my Lime Hill Estate?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Hmmmm.....
*turns to the dark side*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Nooooo!
Doesn;t matter anyway!

I only side with people who have shops ;)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Pffth!
*Is still poor*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# *Still loves sugarspunsister*
*pines for the love he lost :(*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# *drinks kia-ora and champagne*
*wins*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)
# hey, now we're talking!
who's got the kia-ora?
who's the daddy?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Yeah!
*Lives rest of life in evil kia-ora heaven*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)
# well, works for me
/tells angelina jolie to pack her bags,
I got a new high ninja kicking girl in da house
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Wow!"
*Is honoured*

*Gets colagen implants to have terrifyingly large lips just her predecessor*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# ha ha *boinks on the head with Mallet* -
yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-out!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Ha!
I am invincible to the fluffeh!

He is not with us anymore....

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
A deliciously cruel and cunning plan!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)
# gives him a sip of the revitalising juice that IS geneticlaly-modified Kia-Ora, and watches him grow to immeasurable size
/an evil genius HAS to have a cat
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Well it'll have to be
a new one coz He's still deaded!
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)
# he shed his original skin and is now invunerbaleblebleblebleblebleble
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# *turns fluff to other side with delicious herrings*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# that wont tempt him...
he's hard of herring, y'see
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# *groan*
Not even the pun can save you now!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)
# *tries Mussels*
Oooh Ye sthats right Murfee! Thats it, just over the cliff there are loads of fish.

*comicla sound effect of falling*
*comical sound effect of hitting the floor*
*Miaow!*
*Sound of a shark eating Murfee*

Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)
# scccchplendid work, I admire that...
but while you were busy doing that, ive hidden the 4 pure specimens somewhere even safer!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# *calls on DTF and his special kia-ora finding powers*
*locates*

*fights guards*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)
# I bet monkeon could do wonders with this storyline :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# 'Hee!
He must be informed.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# i like that, much more than i should :)
it only comes out in emergencies too
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# This pleases me greatly
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Your gay
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# *sodomises*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# alright nobber
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# You sir!
Are you well?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# very good ta
and yourself?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Cock, you say?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# that was
bound to happen.

/sniggers like an 8 year old
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Always
willing to oblige with a nob gag
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)
# ...
Ah fangyu
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)
# haha
yes
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# *looks shocked*
*runs away giggling*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# All hail the high prince of funnyland!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Good gosh
I haven't been to this place in a long time.
It's all sticky.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)
# *guides back to /talk*
lets get you home before it gets dark
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:34, archived)
# *shivers*
*mumbles*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# have you been a cunt all your life
or did you take remedial class?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)
# nope
he just went to school in France.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# I like you
you're almost too good to be true
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# come on !
this is almost the best thread on the entire page !!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Good Evening, Mr. Hat...

As you can see, I have completely eradicated all but one pure specimen of each
leading brand flavour of Kia-Ora. There are just these four pure specimens left,
being dangled at height over my shark infested pool, and just out of sight are
targeting lasers made from conflict diamonds. All of this in my secret volcanic
Kia-Ora-substitue erupting lair guarded by my many henchmen dressed in mock - Kia-ora
orange overalls.

Unless my demands are met, the last four pure Kia-Ora specimens will be vapourised - Forever!

/Demands to follow...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Noooooo, you bastard!
Save us, Dave The Facts!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# not real
no helecopter, no bridge
aicmfp
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# hehehe
if you have any demands going spare, i'd like one of those little octopuss things that you could throw at patio doors and they used to sort of walk down them
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# *writes down on list for addition to demands*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Can I have a replacement rear bumper for my car please

I spakkerly backed into a lamp-post
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# *adds to list*


/a little disappointed at the response so far, has been a little strange, was kind of expecting world domination at the very least...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# no patio windows will be safe with me gadding about with my slimey
little octopuss friend
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# oo i'll have some domination
from Angelina Jollie preferably
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# fraid she's taken...
she's my evil top henchwoman who attends to my every need

/except when the missus is at home
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# damnit
Jessica Alba?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# ok, you're on...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Hoorah a spanking
and then the oral sex

/python
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# If we're making a list...
I'd like the invention of teleportation

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# a set of steak knives in a presentation box.

those little black rubber things, the ones that go 'neek, neek, neek', a big box of them.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)
# *added to list*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Nice lair!
Did you choose the furnishings yourself?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# I AM a Great Architect aren't I, only the best for me...
Even the water is imported in, passed by the venezualan yaks of southern brazil (its a long story)
but trust me, its expensive
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# The pair of 8ft gilded gnomes in the gents are a bit of an odd choice...
...but they might grow on me.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:26, archived)
# well, you know what they say...
Theres no place like gnome
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
you're really trying . . .

*whips hip-flask from under hat*

*swigs*

*replaces*

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Go with it, ffs...
throw me a frickin' bone here
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You did not account for the Kia-Orabots though did you!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# *dispatches war rocket ajax*
/attacks and destroys kia-ora bots



/its a mini adventure this, Daniel Craig eat your heart out
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Ha!
Inconceivable!

These KiaOraBots are invincible!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# ok, *dispatches warrior octupi*
who, with their keen brains and tentacles, undoes each cap off the tbottles and pours the insdies down the drain.

hahahahahahaha, nice try, but foiled!

/puts the powerpuff girls on standby just in case though...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Bugger!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa
/evil laughs all around
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# *winks*

OH NOES! I've run out of delicious Kia Ora!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)
# this has gone further than i'd imagined...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah . . . I'm laughing like a loon
at SSS's attempts to save the Kia Ora . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:00, archived)
# this may run and run all week,
like a 1930's serial
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)
# so close
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Nice try mr. Chode
as you can see, my great-architectyness-intelligence has designed for every possibility
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)
# you fiend
shakes fist angrily
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Have a Morrisey religious tract
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

They're quite popular and annoying here. They're called Chick tracts. More info at www.chick.com
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# response so far
has been a little strange :?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Hmm....
It's Morrissey. But it's also God-related.

*Is confused*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Pffft
The full-colour comic books are even better - full of evil fat gay Jews trying to corrupt Christian youth through rock & roll and movies about cavmen.

Shouldn't "S.D.M." be "S.P.M." though?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)
# *cough* *cough*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# To Hell my Man.. And you can take your flatcap!



'NOON SPUDFUCKERS!!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# you're so cute when you're angry
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# im ugly when im angry
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I'm ugly...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# I'm angry..
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# *Outcuted*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# You SAY that..
..But I bet you're firing up the old dot matrix printer to get yourself some POSTER SIZE GMOS baby backside on your walls!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha I might actually do that rejabroaseiow thingy from the homasku cult or whatever it was, that made everything different sized dots
and stick it on my door, scare studenty people
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha
Great idea!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Rasterbate it?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# *shudder*
what is that?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# It's a man who used to live here . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# I just visit nowadays
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# and pleased we are
when you do!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)
# I'm more of a gayshift type person.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahahah
marvellous!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# was vid capping my POB video and he was on it
so...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Pasty Organic Bottom?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# no, POB!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# *spits violently all over the place*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# hehe!
he'll get lung cancer if he's not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Hull
now
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha! He loved tabs, so he did
he knew exactly how to smoke.



(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Now do
How to cut cheese:

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:07, archived)
# I know this isn't the talkboard, and I'm a newbie but
Not long after Roy Castle died, while i was sitting in a non smoking area in a cafe in Liverpool, someone came upto me, blew smoke in my face, and held a collection tin under my nose. "I'm collecting for the Roy Castle appeal" he said.

"Fuck off scally" i said

Thanks, my second post might be an image
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)
# The important thing is that you didn't start a new thread
replying with text is perfectly acceptable . . .

Welcome . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)
# See Dave agrees with me :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# I do, I really do . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Perfectly acceptable 1st post :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# no shit? what an arse!
you don't have to post pictures when replying, just avoid starting a thread without a picture
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Hello new person
Thank you for reading our faq.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Awww
what a lovely response from everyone.
It's made me weep.

Tears of blood and honey.

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:25, archived)
# i don't normally bum on a first post
but thanks all for your kind responses
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# You are more than welcome
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# .
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Well now
I've seen everything.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
#
I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked it's eye...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# oooo you git
my head is now singing that song
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# "have you
seen a man eat his own head?"
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# I saw a front porch swing
heard a diamond ring . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# but ive never seen an elephant fly
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# the only good bit of dumbo
*FACT*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# I liked the bit where he shoves the drill in the virgin otter's face . . .
Oh no, that was Bambi . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)
# *squeel, otter, squeel*
That bambi was a nostril raping bitch
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# I thought
it was a beavers face...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# sfw?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# there is partial nudity but it couldn't be considered in any way as porn
and it's not very offensive
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# not porn?
damn *pulls trousers back on*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# OI!
I was nearly in
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Did the reviews say
"Wow, what a load of bollocks that was!"

(In Germanic obviously)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# And which bit did you photoshop exactly???
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
#
theres no need for that
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# you are such an angry face!
if something doesn't tickle your fancy, don't comment on it
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# try this
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# calm down dear
since when users are not allowed to post links here ?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# parp
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Pfft
That tree is growing bollocks AICMFP.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Thats not a tree.
That's [insert manky stick-thin celebrity here]
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Liam Gallagher
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# That Liam Gallagher is growing bollocks?
There's more than one?

I'm scared
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Vanessa Feltz
AICMFP
Get off my hat!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
#
do you make birthday cards? cos I'm sure I've seen that on one!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# wouldn't have been me
I only drawed this yesterday.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Heh heh, desert islands rock!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Updated for modern kids.
They're back... and this time, they mean business.


Available in Widescreen-o-vision
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha, nice
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
marvellous
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Yay!
Thankee!

Although unfortunately it isn't real.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# I love laser/lazer/LAYZER screen
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# nice one.
took a while to sink in...

/a bit slow today
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# haha
very nice
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# I was thinking Tales from the River Bank :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# chuckle!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# great
much better now it's updated
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# My kid went to visit a farm... chicks are disgusting...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Flu!
KILL IT!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# har har
shite chicks
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# that kid's hand is bleeding white blood!
*fakes innocent look*
Get off my hat!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# IT'S SHITTING
BIRD FLU
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nose!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# lunch

Today for my lunch I am eating three cheese, horseradish, pickle, lettuce and tomato
rolls, two tunnocks caramel wafers, two bananas all washed down with a litre of water
and several cups of tea.
What are you eating?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)
# First!
One tuna and cream cheese roll, one cheese and crunchy pickle roll, a cup of tea and a Rolo chocolate dessert. Yay!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# What's in the rolls?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# well, duh!
Get off my hat!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Ooft!
double-ninja-edited!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# yoho!
sneaky!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I
hate tuna
but love cheese and pickle
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I be having
2 Cheese Ham and Mustard sandwiches all washed down with some water.

i have no crisps because I left my wallet at home :(

Tory Leadership Candidates redsushi!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Fine sandwiches, shame about the crisps
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# blag crisps
say you're diabetic and look sad :(
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# I'm not diabetic yet
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# whatever gruel is being served in the Parliamentary canteen today
Bellamy's isn't good
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# I wouldn't eat anything which David Bellamy hastouched with his grubby hands
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# What's wrong with Bellamy.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# I shall keep an eye out for a girl with a bushy beard at the Bash :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# It was years ago
I no longer have a beard.

Just a handlebar moustache.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Equally distinctive :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# it's a lie
i just looked at your site and you is teh purty
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Awwwww
*blushes*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# So that pic is of you then :)

I did wonder...just didn't want to sound like a leery old perv :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Yes.
If you're referring to the one on my editorial site, which I assume you are. : )
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)
# meanwhile i'm perfectly happy to be a leery old perv
you is lully.. and i've probably borked your bandwidth now with lots of desperate boys running to have a look
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Hey...I didn't say wasn't a leery old perv...just that I didn't want to sound like one :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# ah ninja perving
clever... teach me oh wise one
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:22, archived)
# 1. Attain full lotus position
2. Stick your fingers in your ears
3. Make little clicking noises with your tongue
4. It's vitally important that you don't fart at this point.
5. Errrr forgot what point 5 is...oops
6. Profit
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:31, archived)
# hehehe
just did that at my desk...it's quite good fun actually... probably a good thing i'm stuck in my shitty little office by myself
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:39, archived)
# That's the one :)

Shouldn't be too difficult to recognise you
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Unless I turn up in disguise.
Which I am thinking about.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# I suggest we all turn up wearing handle-bar mostaches :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Nothing wrong with Bellamy
it's just that his hands are usually caked with shite.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# ironically
he also shites cake

battenburg mostly.

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Cheese and ham baps
with branston samwidge pickle, a packet of sweet chilli kettle crisps and a cuppa tea.
:¬)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Alphabetti spaghetti with every letter removed apart for C?
how queer!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
The boss walked by my desk and bamboozled me!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Braw!
It seems to be cheese and ham day so far.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# pffft "baps"
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Huzzah!
A sausage roll, 6 mini scotch eggs, a packet of thai bites, cranberry juice and spring water.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Just like haveing your own mini buffet
braw!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Couldn't be arsed with making sandwiches this week...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# I'm getting sick of making sandwiches too,
I forsee something different for lunch later in the week.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Mmmm, the sheer unhealthyness of the idea did provoke an evil glare from Mrs Doc, whilst doing the supermarket shopping last night
...but after 10 years of making sandwiches to take into the office monday to friday, I finally snapped.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Ach! just buy her a bar of chocolate and the latest issue of Hello magazine
that'll soon keep her quiet.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)
# cannelloni
hmm cannelloni
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Yes, that is a good lunch!
do you have chips with the cannelloni? cannelloni and chips be good.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Not sure if
i will have time to make chips as well.
Waitrose microwave cannelloni is teh best.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I don't know what I'll be having for lunch
it's the first day unemployment today so who knows!?!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Celebrate with bacon and egg rolls!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# no bacon
and i don't like eggs.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# rolls
tehn?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Bah!
you must be some sort of freak! have rolls and soup.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Sausage and Mash
with

Runner Beans
Peas
Sweetcorn
and
Onion Gravy

I forgot the Bread to soak up the gravy so drank it like a cup-a-soup

Mug of Tea
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# hehehe
Always with the huge lunches!

*points*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# It just sounds a lot*

*Actually there was about a pint of onion gravy :) The other stuff was definately swimming
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Mmmmmm, onion gravy.
I loves teh stuff! Especially when made with half a pint of Mild...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# This had guinness
But mild is good
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Excellent!
*drools over keyboard*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Wow...that must be an extremely attractive keyboard :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Look at the Caps Lock on that!
*rubs thighs*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm.....sexy space bar....hubba hubba
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# I saw your 'kia-ora' code book down there, tis most good
and all true...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I saw you saw...
:)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# I saw you saw he saw . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# I see!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# I sell sea shells on the seashore...
/not quite got it, have i
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# My Kia Ora? No . . .

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Cohohohor!
now that's what I call lunch! vol 42
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I am teh f00d l33t !!!11!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# tom and veg cup-a-soup
ready salted square crisps,some flapjack,and a yogurt.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Bah! cup-a-soup shmup-a-soup!
everything else is good though.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# i shall be smoking loads of tabs
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Lungtastic!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Fish Finger
Butties
and drinking Belgian Beer
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Yummy :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Ah, a finer lunch that
I haven't had fishfinger sandwiches in years.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Baxters Italian Broth with smoked bacon soup.......
With Snack A Jacks (sour cream and sweet chilli)

washed down with a bottle of diet coke.

Also most prob have a few almonds.....

It am be healthy ....ish


Oh and woo to the facts.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# that is a good lunch,
apart from the snack a jacks and diet coke.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# yea the snack a jacks do taste like packing foam.......
will replace them with the mighty nobbys balti chicken crisps.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Kia-Ora - loads of it too, nothing but pure undiluted Kia-Ora
"World-supply-of-Kia-Ora-locked-up-in-my-fiendish-evil-genius-lair-guarded-by-henchmen-in-kia-ora-coloured-overalls" The Great Architect
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# nope!
That's neer, that is!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# hoho!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# THat's what you think!
hohoho!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# lovely!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# A rather manky 'nana
a nice cox apple and three rollies, washed down with water. Not very satisfying but i is very poor and can't afford to go shopping
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# A lunch to keep the waistline trim!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Indeed
but now my poor stomach is growling at me to feed it more. May have to use part of the 4 pounds i have left for the month to buy something mars barish
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# What kind of pickle? Branstons?
"A toasted cheese sandwich with 2 kinds of cheese (some kind of hard goats' cheese and vacherin Mont d'Or) and red onion marmalade, followed by low-fat custard and caramel sauce, washed down with a cup of blackcurrant tea," artificially flavours Pachey.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Cor! sounds braw!
Branston pickle is what I have.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# i'm off to morrisons in a bit, what shall i purchase?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# flowers
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# i was in hospital last christmas for using a daffodil bulb instead of an onion whilst cooking.
i missed christmas as the doctor said i wouldn't be out until the spring.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Badam Tisch!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# a 15" portable telly with a combined dvd
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
and some yellow marigolds
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Tunnocks wafers and a litre of Gin
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# i do feel like that.

one small problem, i don't eat the chocolate and gin would mean i'd have to stay at work longer as i wouldn't be ablke to drive.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# hmmm, get a nice salad then
with lots of bacon crispy bits and onions
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# i shall see what the salad cart has to offer when i'm there.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Why don't you eat the chocolate?
Maybe you could get a miniature of gin.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# gave up chocolate aboute 12 years ago.

no medical reason, just gave it up.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# ris? I don't get it
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# a kitten pie
yummy
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# a made in store pizza
with nice toppings
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# no cooking facilities at work i'm afraid.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# my local Morrisons cooks it for you
comes to you hot out the oven
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# i will look when i get there
if they have those facilities then i may well have pizza.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Have one of their freshly baked pizzas!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# 'An arrow and a hovercraft!'
aprilfools Dave!

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# A fine combination of ethnic foods
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# 2 rounds of extra light Waitrose own brand Philadelphia rip off soft cheese and branston pickle on white bread, with an apple and probably a couple of cans of diet Coke
transport of delights Brianftang
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# "braw"!
you wild WILD man!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# I know, hugely dull
but, as I discovered yesterday, I am a stone overweight.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# you looked fairly skinny last time
has mongychops been feeding you something "special"?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# lager
it's my downfall

but also, it's really nice.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# You mentioned that you were on a diet the other day
I recommended the Asian supermarket and I shall do so again.

Go to the Asian supermarket!!! 1 billion Chinese can't be wrong.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# you're right
i must make haste to the nearest one. Which would actually, I guess, be Chinatown in Soho. Too far to walk for lunch. Maybe tomorrow.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Oh yes, there are some good ones there.
Good luck with the diet! : )
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Cor! dietarama!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Luncharama
I had fried chile and corn fritters with a blue cheese and walnut dip, followed by braised beef short ribs in a chili sauce with sweet potato, butternut squash and other yummy veg, washed down with a large glass of Reisling. And better still, I robbed money out of petty cash to pay for it, but on the downside, I've now got 6 hours of work left so I may need to pop over to Boots later on for a Meal Deal... and I'll probably have to pay for that out of my own pocket. Darn.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Hurray!
that's a grand lunch! good work on the theft too!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm....
1 x Corination Chicken Sarnie
2 x Hula Hoops (original and salt n' vinigar)
1 x Granny Smith apple
1 x Munchies!

Mass Spectrometers, Druss.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Hupa-Hoola
Do you rip open the two packs and mix the contents together, creating a surprise with every bite? That is the best!

Also, surely you must at some point eat them off your fingers... lovely!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Oh YES!
The only fun thing to do in our office is play which flavour next!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Good lunch there!
Hula Hoops are braw!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Chicken and honey mustard
in white bap with salad

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Top notch!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Ooh, similar to mine
I'm having homemade green tomato chutney instead of mustard though
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# 2 rounds of Tiger bread
with peanut butter, a Finger Cream and a small bottle of Ribena.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Yum! yum! yum!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# What's Tiger bread?
Is it stripey?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Yes...it's the pattern and texture on the bread :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# It's delectable
as Mr. Prunes expressed up there ^^^^^
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# You won't get any argument from me my good man :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# cheese and cucumber sarnie
with extra thick bread and a banana
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# put the banana in as well!
banana sandwiches are the best

.. man man man
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# too late!
i agree though, banana and sugar or banana and chocolate spread sandwiches rock
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# banana and honey
i remember fondly from my pre-diabetic days.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# i had banana in my veggie curry
at Masala Zone the other day. Was very... odd.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Grand
that banana needs to go in there too, cheese and banana sandwiches are great! if possible toast it too.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Today I will mostly be eating
Chicken with garlic and pepper, green olives, carrots, tomatoes and bread.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# THat is a good lunch!
yes.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# It will be
when I get the chicken defrosted :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# 'fternoon!
Today it shall be...

Chese and onion on multi grain roll (EDIT - Just bit into roll and it is red onion! Bonus!!)
Quavers
Bounty (Blue)
Salt'n'vinegar Walkers
Diet Coke with lemon (not lime today)

and maybe a cup of tea afterwards
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Hurray!
not a bad lunch that!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Yummity!
Square sausages in well-fired rolls with real butter and ketchup. Washed down with piping hot tea!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Lorne sausage is grand!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Huzzah!
Chicken soup, for I have another nasty nasty cold.

And much tea!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Hurray!
chicken soup is top of the pops! have four bowls!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# I would, but I could only afford the one tin
as I spent the rest on cigs and dairy milk.

Mmmmmm dairy milk, eases the throat.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Tinned?
you should have made your own! that way you could have chicken soup all week for the cost of about £2 or something.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Oooooh, now theres a prospect!
However my culinary skills, while better than most 22-year-old's, make me very very terrified of soup.

I'll get a recipe and give it a go though, when I am better and could stand being in the kitchen for more than 5 minutes!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:15, archived)
# A bananananananana, an apple, a cheddar cheese sarnie,
a packet of sweet chilli walker's sensations crisps (they ARE the best crisps in the world ever, that contain more MSG than potato) and a lemon tracker bar (gotta have the healthy option in there, and they're quite nice and sort of crunchy-chewy).

Oh, and 4 cups of tea :o)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Braw!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)
# I ain't had nuffin yet
but i'll be going to work soon and i'll have a nice crispy roll with bacon and cheese and 5 30oz cups of coffee with 3 sugars and full fat milk in each one!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Braw!
you have the lunchtime spirit
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)

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