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# My First jelly photoshop post!
Im taking photoshopping in school, and this is something I thought you'd enjoy...



Needless to say, the end is coming...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Tattyshop is a subject in school?!
FFS you lucky bugger.

*sniff* they didn't have that in my day*

pre-electricity
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Yes they did,
only it was "Home Economics", and it was to do with prudently buying potatoes.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Aah you are right!
arf
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)
# ^ ^
this

we had to walk to school


bare foot



for 3 billion miles


in the snow



youth of today.... mutter....

woo! for piccy
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)
# You were lucky
:)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)
# I had to carry a dead carcass to school for lunch
up and down hills and valleys
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Me, too.
AND I had to share it with everyone else. Bloody hunter-gatherers. More like I hunt and they gather.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)
# uphill both ways
- - they don't know they're born do they? I say they don't know they're born.





*pisses self
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)
# born
yes
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:08, archived)
# snot fair is it?
I did computer studies at school and they taught us about punched cards!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Lordy
Well back when I was at school/college we didn't have 'shop lessons either. Used it anyway.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Heres my first b3ta potatoshopped post

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Go Domo!
*frantically searches music collection for a "J-pop Surf-rock" fusion*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Just under 2 years ago I posted that
Domo ROX
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:09, archived)
# It's lully
but are those chappies in the rowing boats all "feeding the fish"? It does look rather choppy out there.

*damn. can't find suitable music... Shonen Knife have let me down. Now if there's a post about sushi or banana chips I'm pre-researched*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:17, archived)
# That was my
wallpaper for a time...

*reminisces*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:14, archived)
# I'll jelly your photoshop in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)
# school?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:11, archived)
# yes its something I just remember
that took up a lot of my time around 30 years ago... damn them.. I want those 30 years back

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Madonna's best?


i'm not trying to curry favour
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Papadom preach
AICMFP
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)
# zziiiiiiiiiiing!
that was fast - i was still looking for the bhaji joke! :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)
# ver' good!
:)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Yay for curried songs!
Now try:

Tikka chance on me - Abba
Paperback Raitha - Beatles
Korma Chameleon - Culture Club
Tears on my Pilau - Kylie
Aloo - Lionel Richie
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)
# And of course
Vindaloo - Abba
Winner takes a Dhal - Abba
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Not forgetting
Sag sweet dreamer - Sweet Sensation
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Jalfrazi Nights
(by Kiss)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:25, archived)
# Takes me back
Girlfriend in a korma
Sweet and tindalooligan
And all the rest I can't remeber from the NME 18 years ago
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Korma Chameleon


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# Yay! But...
...it'd've turned yellow, shurely? :-)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:54, archived)
# PANDADEMIC !
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# At least the monkeys are happy
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)
# look at the movement in those tiny little hands
smashing
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# I really should make a band
or even an orchestra, each wearing different amusing hats
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# so long as they have teh tiny hands
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Aww, I dont want to miss the orangutangs out!
or the elepants playing the tringle!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)
# just imagine what they could do


and I'll look at the movement in your tiny hands in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# ....
Its not just my hands you should be worried about!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)
# You are offline on MSN
Didya know?

who is the special n00b?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)
# *embosoms*
Yes, I was wondering that, (but obviously wasn't bothered enough to actually try and find out...)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)
# I was wondering if my brother posted
but I see he hasn't. His name is Petgod.

I'd coax him to post but he'd only shout at me for being on the board and not fiddling with the POS system or something. He's bristly today.

Edit: *Embraces*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Mmm, I keep wondering if my 'lil sis
will ever register... I know she looks at the site now and then.

Edit: Yay! *oozes warm fluffyness*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Oh bums!
I thought it was quiet!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)
# I'll quit your bum in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:04, archived)
# and one more for luck
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
You da man, Prunes!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Y'know,
I really love these. They make me wet-happy.
LOL!!!1!!11!1ONE


MAKE FUCKING MORE!
MAKE FUCKING, MOORE!
MAKE... *dies*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:17, archived)
# lol indeed
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:56, archived)
#






I'll lol you in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)
# I careful you in a minute if you don't watch out!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)
# I'll Duke your Prunes in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:03, archived)
# I'll I'll Duke your Prunes in a minute, if you're not careful you in a minute, if your not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)
# My head has just exploded
and it's messy.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)
# I'll exploded your head in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Then I will be very careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)
# You''d better be
or he'll I'll exploded your head in a minute , if you're not careful you, if your not careful.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Too late
*kapowooosh!*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:21, archived)
# i'LL
LOSE TO YOU AT PAPER SCISSORS STONE IN A MINUTE, IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:05, archived)
# I'll weird your beard in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)
# so small
and so soft
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)
# but enough about your willy
/predictible
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:18, archived)
# raaar! nice.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)
# hehee
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)
# He looks like something
I picked out a belly button
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)
# whose?


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:56, archived)
# A dead corpses...
Well he was alive before I sat on him!
Joking, a mate of mine who is very much alive
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)
# how many
have you got?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)
# One
so did the guy I picked it out of (massive clump of clouthfluff)!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha!
wee Bobby Ross!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)
# haha
oright?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)
#
Don't encourage him.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)
# arf!
is it simon
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Hehehehe!
I bet Simon wouldn't bum the Eiffel Tower!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:53, archived)
# haha!
yay!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# he looks ill
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)
# The first sign that you're poorly
is twitching ears.

He is lully!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Pot!?!
How's it going luvvy!?


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Oh not bad.. I should be working!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:02, archived)
# hohooho!
serves it right!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)
# awwwwww
poor wee thing
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)
# panademic
love it .......cute little panda hands and feet !!!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)
# John & Ringo again.
More of the Beatle art

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

They like it pink. Ringo's hand turned out as a weird clawlike-thing though, whoopsie.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I'll John your Ringo in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Thats sounds slightly gay
*looks for picture of a "testy tickle" to try and trick Mr Gimpson into further innuendo-laden posts*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# I'll mong your face in the ugly flange, you spackshagging cuntgoose.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# "Spackshagging"
sounds like fun!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Ah, the
voice of reason! :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# *recognises superior swearing hen he sees it
salute {EDIT} miss
thanks everyone!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# sir?
oh dear...

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# sir/madam then
what am I, your checkingthegenderofeverypersonIreplytobtich?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# I'll checkingthegenderofeverypersonIreplytobtich your what in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# pffft!
promises promises.

edit: Harry Hill reference?
edit2: yay!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# chance would be a fine thing


winner!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# *scrolls down*
blimey, that took a while!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)
# chance would be a fine thing

*relaxes*


Curses - too slow
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# you've got to have a system
mole, vole, bowl, GOAL!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Die in a hole, you wankwristed bumfiend.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I'll die in your hole in a minute, if you're not careful


second thoughts, no thanks
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Pffffft
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
#
psssst...miss
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
She's all fella.

She's a big gay sweaty trucker.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# You're a hairy spastic cocklesbian
with labia eyes and rectums for lips.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# you`re such a flirt!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# I want him and you together
in a big gay orgy with no pants on.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# SICK FUCK
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# YOU LOVE ME AND YOU WANT TO KNOB ME IN MY BELLYBUTTON.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# that`s entrapment!

where`s Ackbar when you need him...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Alderan?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# oh christ
not you!

:p
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# s'alright, I'm leaving now
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)
# aw honeybun
I didn`t mean it

much
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Isn't this what every man wants?
A slightly overweight northerner and an underage lass?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah, but Northern Irelander and Northener aren't the same thing . . .


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# ^ ^
this

(is also an overweight northern irelander...)

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# the ladies love it
har nar brine car
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Coo!
I always thought it was more . . .

hoi noi broin coi . . .


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)
# that`s the posh parts of Norn Irn
and the voice the newsreaders use
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)
# yes.. the ones that describe a creche as
an accident on the malone road...

(arf)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)
# pfft
spot on
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:16, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# ringo has teh goatse hand.

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Perhaps he is teh Goatse
But that's a scary thought.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# I kind of like it the way it is. Submarine shape.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
*shakes off nasty thoughts*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Nice
:¬)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Very nice
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# That's Ace
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# This
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# A Samurai Pizza Cat!
I loved that show.. if it still would be on the telly, I'd watch it. Every day. All day.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Me too
I did once get hold of a vhs of it, but b4 i could watch it a 'friend' took it to copy on dvd for me and ive never seen it since.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Mmmm
pizza.......
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)
# dont get me started
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Sorry but I just remembered
I've got a couple of slices of last night's pizza in the fridge which I'm gonna get me chops around as soon as I get home - huzzah!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Lucky
Bastard
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Sick
Bastard
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:36, archived)
# woo sir!
sorry for TJ: does anyone know of a free gif animator? i used ulead but the licence ran out, i'm too poor to buy one
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)
# Just like the others above..
I'm a girl. Thanks, though :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# apologies!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Try
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# that's very nice indeed
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# The right one
looks more like Jonas. A gay Jonas.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# That would be the Lennon
He does look gay. I don't know about Jonas.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)
# They're married!
COMPO IT!!!

Woo.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:58, archived)
# yay fantastic again
what about the other two?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:58, archived)
# I hate Macca
I can't draw George.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:32, archived)
# They all drink it...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I'll drink your it in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# you`ll be Gimpsonning on the other side of your mister in a minute!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# I'll reckless your rik in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Don't even think about hatting my Dave in a minute, if you're not careful


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# I`ll hat your careful if you`re not minute in a Dave!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# I'll cry if you don't stop in a minute.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I`ll spaz your Az in a minute if you`re not careful
.. been kicked off Fourthur? ;)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# yes
for unnecessary filitwitting
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:56, archived)
# No. I just really miss you.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Haha
had to think about that for a minute.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# oh
bat tea boys
sorry, I must've been asleep
either that, or your all gay
now, where did I put those uplaod codez??
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# poor eric, it turns out there is no vaccine for him
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Awww
That's really sad

*sniffs*

Oh shit! *sneezes*

*dies*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I'll poor eric your vaccine in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Poor Eric, H5N1 got him good...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# hehe
i hope that it gets that cunt howard the duck, bloody shit film that was and the girl i took to see it wouldn't let me slip her the finger
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# So, d'you think
those two points are related then?

Who knows... if you'd taken her to see "Beastmaster" you could've been in there up to the elbow.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# you may be right
because later on i took her to see golden child and she was foaming at the gash
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# That's only 'cos she'd been shoplifting Steradent
and the top had come off the packet.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# she needed it down there
like a closed down kipper factory it was, fucking cats use to follow her home
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
that explains alot about his bright white smile!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# I hear ya, 1986 was a tough year
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# at least i had the Peter Craig catalloge to keep my spirits up
to this day i still go straight to the underware section
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# bloody rich kids, I had to suffice with the Argos catalogue
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:39, archived)
# the hint of ladies bum on the sunbed page
phwoar
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# hee hee
edited: cause that's not riding the FP all week
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# pffft
what makes it worse she was your mums identicle twin
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# awwwww


.. you soppy cunt
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# at least i won't have to freeze my nuts off taking the kids to feed the ducks anymore
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# you`ve killed the kids?
nice one!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Oooh!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Whoa!
Ace!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# One more..
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)
# For me?
Thanks! Woo!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# That makes the text under it look weird!
Firefox
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:31, archived)
# oh my
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# triptastic!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# I'll oo your oh! in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:26, archived)
# That's how I like it
Really great.. *stares until eyes bleed*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Blimey o
frickin' riley! It's excellent!

You should sell that on street corners as a download to mobile phones.

Start a new trend in mind-expanding substances to sell to those in need of such things.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Nice idea
I need a new job too :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)
# FLASSSHHHHH BAAACCKKKKKK
gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# cor blimey
i'm freaking out!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# All the cool cats
are daddio..
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# whoah!
just whoah man...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Far out!
I dig!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:12, archived)
# ever listen to this lot after a few lagers??


aloo this love and dhansak all night were particular favourites

so sorry

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:23, archived)
# I'll listen to your lot after a few lagers in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)
# I detecting a theme . . .


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# I'll detect your theme in a minute, if you're not careful

the theme is puns
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Better in my head
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)
# *dances a jig*
Braw :¬)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)
# I'll better your head in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)
# *climbs in your head as a chance of being inside two peoples head at the same time*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Och!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Aye
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)
# The
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Noo
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)
# The
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Wee
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:20, archived)
# its a braw bricht
.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
# moon licht the nicht
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# the nicht,
ya shicht!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# I like Scotch Eggs...
*runs like a mong with a rocket up his arse*

*is*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:20, archived)
# crivvens
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# haha
quality, innit! :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)
# It doesn't happen often
but I laughed uproariously at thin.
woo and gay
EDIT: Um, I thought that said woo and YAY. Stupid handwriting recognition.
But w&g doesn't seem such a bad notion, now, does it?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)
# might be better in your head
but works pretty well on the page too!

w/y/h
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# send in the cows!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)
# go get em!!
major woo!

(ouch)

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:14, archived)
# I'll send in your cows in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Acetastic as ever!

You make me sooooo happy and yet so sad . . .


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# aww chin up old bean
I dance a merry jig for your amusement:

*dances a merry jig*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)
# *is amused*
partly because I quite liked that radio advert, and partly because I occasionally dance a merry jig for my wife . . .

*blushes*


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)
# yay for battle cows!
they look menacing
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:20, archived)
# very good
were you doing animations before b3ta ?
Or do you do animations for a living ?
You use all the great animation tricks with talent anyways.
Huzzah
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:21, archived)
# aww cheers
i think i learned more about animation from this place than i did doing a degree in it - although those were the days of paper and lightboxes...

i dont do this for a living by the way.. hint hint.. :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Isn;t it rich, isn;t it queer
Losing my timing this late in my career
But where are the cows - send in the cows
Well maybe next year
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Ha ha
Everything you do is excellent.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Hurray! and the clowns!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:25, archived)
#
*runs*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:32, archived)
# haha!
you loony!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# great work
woo
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
look at them run! Weeeeeee!!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Moo Woo
Lush.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:50, archived)
# THIS!
BEST THING EVER!
(, Wed 19 Oct 2005, 0:50, archived)
# i hate hotlinkers


Some board thinks themself witty to link to one of my old challenge posts.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59, archived)
# which one?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:00, archived)
# meh
the board's at sugababy.proboards13.com. It's bad enough that its private, and even worse yet their liberal use of the Comic font. The pic they were linking to wasn't even all that good:

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:03, archived)
# eh, there's nothing in the forum
?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:06, archived)
# well its private
and I can't register an account to go in and harass them. But teh logs never lie.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:08, archived)
# let's get his uplaod coadez...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:10, archived)
# see if there`s a bugmenot
mmm bugmenot
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:15, archived)
# link me, damnit
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:01, archived)
# you need a 8000x8000px transparent GIF
that usually does the trick
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Apparently one of my pics in the Sport today . . .

*shrugs*


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:05, archived)
# reader's wives in hats?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
You wish! nope . . .


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:09, archived)
# *dreams of the lovely hilary*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Oi!
Stop that!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:15, archived)
# ok...
*dreams of DTH without his hat on*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:17, archived)
# I DID!
In the original post!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)
# no need to shout
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Don't worry, be happy

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Yay! It's the
Chinook Cha-cha.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Yay!
needs squarer teeth . . . C];0)


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Like these?

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Yippee!

*huggles fluffly bunny*


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:21, archived)
# He is vere cute
but needs a sploshun, just to keep the body-count high
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:23, archived)
# hehe good lord!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# fantastic!
and it brings my piece of crap work PC to its knees :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:20, archived)
# No, that's Mongy . . .
ARF! Sorry both . . .

C];0)


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)
# Woo!
I saw the original just yesterday...encore un woo!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# I'll hate your hotlinker in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:15, archived)
# bindone?
nintendods

The idea came to me in bed last night (which is worrying) no idea what to put in the top screen though
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:\

...

hahaha

:)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:00, archived)
# you, sir
are a genius.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:00, archived)
# you are going to need
a bigger bed
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:01, archived)
# sorry...no understand
o0
-
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:02, archived)
# yay for Boy T
www.fnuky.com/creations/goatsegame.asp

safe to click, not safe to play ;)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:03, archived)
# haha
that rocks
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:05, archived)
# How does this grab ya?!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha! top post!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:28, archived)
# I'll bin your done in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Personally, I think KITT is as bad as Jeremy
and they deserve each other...

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha, ace
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:54, archived)
# heheh
Sadly, I don't even have one monkey.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:57, archived)
# shame
i'd love a monkey, i might move to america just so i can buy a special friend
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59, archived)
# Have you been drinking
again?
:¬)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:02, archived)
# I'd like to write a film
with the plot:

1. Danny De Vito and Chris Rock (Jack Black and Chris Tucker if unavailable) are bank robbers.

2. They rob a bank - but wait! Since making their robbery plans, the bank has moved and a pet shop has opened in it's place.

3. They make their getaway with 28 monkeys.

4. Hilarity ensues.

I haven't written any more... I think it would write itself.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Ace...Absolutely Ace :)

Yippee
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:55, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Hehehe!
Genius!!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:56, archived)
# inspired
*doffs hat*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59, archived)
# fan-fucking-tast-icicles.
and while I'm here, look what the lucky people on 4rthur have been looking at: www.4rthur.com/board/index.php#1855677
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59, archived)
# let me guess.. 90Nz0`s lunch time thread?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:06, archived)
# nope, discostu's boromir discovery...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Oh my sainted pants
I nearly bit a knuckle off trying to avoid explosions of mirth. Excellent linkage, funniest thing today.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:06, archived)
# :)
clarkson must practice looking like a wanker in the mirror
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:00, archived)
# thats fantastic! and, I'm gonna post it...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:02, archived)
# I never tire of that particular roasted pea!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Its the gift that keeps on giving....
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:13, archived)
# heh...
Jeremy C looks ace

=)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Fabulous!
A woo, a yay and a well deserved houpla to you, sir
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:08, archived)
# I'll think your KITT is as bad as Jeremy in a minute if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# I am loving this
because of its milky goodness.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 17:06, archived)
# thats well good
send it too top gear and then they would well put it on there tv show.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# absolutely fecking mangotastic :D
and that's coming from soneone who'se actually driven around Port Talbot too....it's a shithole lol
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# A surprise tomato
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:40, archived)
# TGMTFH

arf!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:41, archived)
# what?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:56, archived)
# eh?
That gives me the fucking horn...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:00, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaah
...


*runs*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:02, archived)
# *chases*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:08, archived)
# *drops pants*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Why not, eh?



(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:41, archived)
# just who are they?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)
# You mean to say you don't know who they are?
I can't beleive it.

they're Gee, dad
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Sorry
They're friends of Eddie aren't they?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:47, archived)
# I assume so
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:48, archived)
# heh heh
and he's just nicked a piano

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:51, archived)
# I'm loving that their trousers are just a little too short
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:04, archived)
# and of Nazi fiddler . . .



(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:52, archived)
# best eddie yet
pfft

*edit* he has rather short legs in real life don't he?

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Smashing!
Eddie's a topper!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:57, archived)
# haha
what's he doing with that piano/organ?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Yes...Yes it is :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Nice one again, dukey!
Hurray for this.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:47, archived)
# 'lo

i went for malted sandwich bagette, with rocket and water cress, barbeque chicken sandwich filler and a sausage roll.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:50, archived)
# wrong thread!
will you n00bs ever learn??!?11ONE ONE ONE

;)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Good choice!
Morrisons here is shut at the moment, they're converting it from Safeways to Morrisons. Do they still make those freshly baked pizzas?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:52, archived)
# not at the one near work
but near home they knocked down the old safeway and have nearly finished a massive superstore. hopefully they will have the facilities.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59, archived)
# Mmmm
pizza....
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:00, archived)
# I'll surprise your tomato in a minute if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:19, archived)
# 'noon, low hummus today so have these two...
Brianmarmot
(if I were at home I could of animated him; feel free if you can be bothered)
hammy2
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Has that mouse spluffed all over those daleks?
Dirty little bugger!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:42, archived)
# hadn't noticed that...
they are very exitable.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Not when they're in a trap they're not.
*has mouse problems at home, the little feckers*
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:59, archived)
# FLUFF !
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:46, archived)
# I like marmots
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:00, archived)
# I'll feel free your boredom in a minute if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Still real?
Or is this pushing it?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Yea for the Crap sharks.....
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:37, archived)
# that mountain in the background
is clearly fake.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Pathetic
Absolutely pathetic , brilliant!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:40, archived)
#


I just fancied a roast.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Oh noes!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Dear God...WTF is that with the crisps
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:49, archived)
# YOW!
A whale with opposable thumbs!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:29, archived)
# "These sharks are crap"...one of Viz's better strips :)

Woo to the pic :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Yay!
Pathetic sharks!

does anyone remember the one where they met the 'sad crabs' who did nothing except listen to old Morrisey records?

quality...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:13, archived)
# I'll still your real in a minute if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:22, archived)
# bring it!
..
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:27, archived)
# haha...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)

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