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# Squirrel fart
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# No tits?
Hmph. I'mtempted not to dispense this here woo.
But woo.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Another one...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# space cuttle
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Snail rocket
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# nice!
i just about remember that happening
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# That's very pretty indeed
Do you have the source pic?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# I've completely lost it
Been looking for it for ages - completely forgot where I originally found it...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# .
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# That's a huge classroom!
Woop
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# yes
Lebensraum, they called it
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# It's a lecture theatre....
like the one in the "what's this groove called under my nose?" advert.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Philtrum :D
I remember that advert, t'was good
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# "hitlers friends were becoming increasingly annoyed by his attention seeking epilectic fits"
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Voo und yay
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Ja wohl, und houpla auch.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# mit auch toppenshoppen
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# he needs to go to the toilet
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Roflcopterskates
:)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# End of day doodle.
Helga wears Santa Hats.

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# too many hats!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Yes,
I can't see her barnet properly.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Yeah.


Also, her tits.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)
# would she like to try my helmet?
fnar fnar.............
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Those hats do fit quite well.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Wow.
I dunno about you, but I'm wanking furiously.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Why, what's made you so angry?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Special Angry Pop.
It's called "Sunny Delight".
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Ah yes, I know it well.
*shudders*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# bah humbug

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# ooooooooo nice, I've got one somewhere *rummages*


and, no Condi calendar this year?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# never was a Condi calendar from me
mine was Cherie, Mr Gimpson followed that up with Condi.

but no, don't have that sort of time any more
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# B'Doink!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# go away.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# YOU FUCKING LOVE HIM YOU YIFFING GAYER
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# HE FUCKING STARTED IT!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# that's got me going now!
*starts fingering a dead chimp whiles sodomising jimmy cricket*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# *sticks a hosepipe down his cock and spunks up his own arse*
*then shits down his japseye*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Haha!
milky jobby teim!!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# it's a perpetual motion spluff machine!

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# giggedy giggedy!
*pulls out of jordan's son harvey's gaping asswound and covers his genuine chocolate face and redundant eyes with spaff*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# OH GOD, YES!

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# She has a very big..
.. Christmas spirit!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Does she fill those?
If so, she's oddly-shaped.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Let it Snow Let it Snow let it Snow....
Lets Go Christmas-y...
Yay!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# very nice, but it lacks...
:)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# ...cocking bunny ears and fur...
SAY IT YOU BLOODY YIFFER!!

:)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# no, silly
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Ah
You're still a filthy yiffer in my eyes

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# at least i'm not trippin' on hamsters.
that would be sick!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# arf!
I should change it to Hamster Yiffin'
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# that's graping my squildo
and no mistake.

WOO!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)
# :D
this has made my day also
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# I can see her two-hats.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Don't suppose
You fancy putting either this sketch or the one below on ebay?

edit: or just selling to me direct *opens wallet*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)
# He loves to stay at the...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Y O L U?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# it's not my fault the hand movements for the song are so shit
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# L U L U
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# O R L Y ?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I N R I?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# RNLI?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# S T F U
N O O B
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Ringo was a flid?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# was?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# no, he's got a heavy coat on
god, fuck you all ;)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# riiiiiiiiiiight
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# not a good time to say that John Lennon looks like something from windy mill?


John Lennon George
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Surely you
mean Lennon looks like Windy Miller from Camberwick Green ( near Trumpton off the A48 )?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
# ^this!
what a narna that hubare is


... hang on...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# right, on the count of three, everybody piss
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Just in time for Party Season...
Huzzah!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# How very Joel.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# nah
this is good
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# ooh! Horses (pearoasts)
/autocomplet

I wonder what I was saying there?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# only made out of the same plastic material as kids' toy tents
/autocomplete reply
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
#
/doesn't have autocomplete turned on
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# seambiscuit
/ok i'll stop autocompleting now
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# arsebiscuit
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)
# oh, they'll turn up for the offal
/does
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# cheeky!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
#
cheeky opinionated
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
#
opinionated old queen
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Itchy....

yay - always crabs at the ymca (or so I'm told)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# heh!
he's got "rock out" pincers.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# hurrah
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Infini - tea
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Beyond?
dce
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# born September 4, 1981
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Died October 24th 2017
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Survived by her three children
Tyrone Michael

Shauqanda

Shirelle
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
I laughed out loud and got weird looks then.

Scarily accurate.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# mmmm
*brews*

getting dizzy now
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Really?
Your house looks a lot like my office
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Don't tell your boss though...
I'm sleeping under your desk!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Are you disguised as the fan,
the hub or the plug socket?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# the filipino boy..
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Ah!
I was wondering what he was doing under there!

*to Filipino boy*

Coochie coo, do you want a marmite rice cake?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# hubare's house and your office all look a lot like a mug of infinitea
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# are you eating the cup?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# I'm on a bone china and tea diet...
...doctor's orders
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# fair enough
ovis aries? ram eggs?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# The Scientific Name
for the domesticated sheep (according to Wikipedia anyway)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# aha
fair enough :)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# this sounds credible enough,
surely someone who was sheeplike would be ovine
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I'm usually amazed by your stuff
but that one doesn't really work for me.

but it looks like peep show, so it's all good
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha complaints department is to the rear
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# It's not a complaint
It's constuctive critisism or something
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# That's fair enough
I've struggled to demonstrate my love for tea through the medium of film making. This was a weaker attempt
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I Like Tea! (Yeah)
I Like Tea! (Woo)
I Like Tea! (Yeah)
I Like Tea! (Uh Huh)

It's Gonna be Number 1 for 50 Weeks in Finland...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# nice one!
I think I saw you on TV, some Viral show on sky somewhere...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Yeah, Totally Viral
It's on G2 I think
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Yes, that's the one -
the one with the cardboard boxes... !
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Cardboard Boxes Rule
Always have, always will
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Agreed
And congrats...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Down it down it!
Woo!
(, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:07, archived)
# That 'Chloe Lingerie' suggestion from this morning:
Chloe likes those reeeeeeeally expensive shops where you get a big, private changing room and an assistant to help you…..

....she can spend hours in those places...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Oxfam?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# that's most woo!
however, no Ariel.
-50 points
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# I'm starting to think
you have a thing about giant furry boobs. Just a hunch:P

Most woo, sirrah!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Not really.
I like the extra cash I make from them, tho :D
*is a complete mercenary*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
#
mercenary YIFF!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# ah yes,
the 'yiff' pound eh?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# My greatest scheme to date!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I think I'll
stop colouring and start drawing. *wonders if there is a 'scat' pound to be had seeing as my drawing is shit ;)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# *Sidles up to Panasonic*
Hear you've been doing *cough* 'Mucky' Doodles...

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# oh go on then
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Hmmmmm...
*Is actually disturbed.. not aroused*
Well that's one Fetish Crossed off... Anybody for Splosh?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)
#
eep
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# mmmm assistant
mmmmm
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Cor!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Yeah.
I like those, too.

*b-doing*

What's the assistant called? She's lovely.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Dunno.....
....but she's one of three.
Identical Triplets.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Are they Holly, Polly and Molly?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Ooh. Oh, oooo. Mm.
Triplets?

*desky*

You bastard.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha.. No Pain.. No Gain Sis...
Cracking as always...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Haha, very nice.
And a possible idea for the next picture you draw - The result of over-tightening it and the 'seams-about-to-explode' becoming a reality =)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Actually, the follow-on scene I have in ming takes place on a horazontal....
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Ming Commands the furry Earthlings to fight...
For his Amusement...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Anthro wank fantasies!
Just what I need to see out the remainder of my tuesday at work

YIFF!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Tits on that.
Now get back in the kitchen...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# yay this
*clicks*
and i did this i wanted to know if i could be a miss world photographe... :/ not enough blur
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

then i spent a little bit too much time making blur arithmetics of this.
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Ooooh.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# *Sigh*
All too blatent, these days.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Afternoon.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# haha
noon
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# This might seem an odd question,
but are you in big strides?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# That is indeed an odd question.
When you say strides do you mean slang for trousers, in which case they are slim and acceting my bum. Or is Big Strides some odd Australion hick coastal town where the fishing is good.

I have no idea what you mean so I shall say a tentative 'no'

Edit:/ Not me either www.bigstrides.net/images/photo5.jpg
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# The last,
Just something you said about lofts the other day reminded me of a 4rturian.

No matter.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)
# fan bloody tastic!
right, I'm off to go get pissed!
'byeeeeeee
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Byeeee...
Have a Booze For Me...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Mine's a pint please.
I'll be there in several hours.

Meh.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# VIVA LA DEALORNODEAL!
VIVA LA HOUSEPARTY
VIVA LA BLOBBY
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# that is just awesome :D
woo, and afternoon :)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# A QUESTION:
outside M&S in Newcastle, there is a protest against the fact that
one of the owners of M&S is on the Isreali government... whinging about foreign policy etc..

Along the Palestinian flag... is one of FIDEL CASTRO????!!!!! WHY??!??!?!?!!!!111

does anyone know of a connection?


*edit* an woo (i'm an ignorant pig, me :o )
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# i hate that cunt
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# which one...
i hope it's noel edmunds so we can start a petition to get him off the telly...

AND PUB QUIZ MACHINES!!!! THERE IS NO ESCAPE!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# if we have to bput up with that smug beardy cunt
i say bring back beadle
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# oh no! AN EXTREMIST GROUP!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# That's cocking brill!
WOO!!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# wooo!
u o
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# You're obsessed!
You really are.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)
#
meh

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# penguins, BEWARE!
woo!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Nah, it's alright.
He'll never get the wrappers off without paws!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# you're right there, ted.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# ^ Sir, I pronounce you very funny.
Arise!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# *rises*
Cor, look at that beauty!

*shows everyone*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Pssst
do your flies up
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# No way, I want EVERYONE to see this =)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# can i...
can i touch it?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I'd rather you didn't.
It's just that if I let you, I'll have to let everyone, then people will start chipping bits off to take home, and spraying graffiti on it, and before you know it there'll be nothing left to see.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Beagle?
[Bear/Eagle]?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# I do not understand.
Please explain, slowly.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Similar to the slowness of the loading of the image that you have posted down below, then?
Due to it's gigantic filesize.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Understood and linkified
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# ROAR!!!
Woo and yay.

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Yeah! And damn - much, MUCH better than mine.
Oh well :(
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Bowel?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Nice work Paul.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# arf arf!

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# haha
that last one made me laugh XD
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
#




well, don't ask me
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
the top second one is a stroke of genius
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Konichi-wa, Bour San!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# hohoho
brillsocks!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# WOO!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# i demand a rematch, manchego is a well hard cheese.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# But the garlicky softness of Boursin used it's hardness against it!
you do not know your kung-fu Dairy styles!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Too hard.
Boursin is using his strength against him, bending like the willow in a typhoon.

You have much to learn, young one.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *takes pebble from slow keyboard hand*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# *bows to great knowledge*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Sir, you are too good at this....
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# That's the whey to win a fight!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# it's a fix!
he had garlic in his glove!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# hahahaha
next round, can we have knob-cheese vs head cheese?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# The subject line did it for me.
If I could click "I like this" infinity amount of times I would.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# awaits dairylea vs
something, possibly smoked cheese :D
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
How unexpected. I thought the manchego would split him in half.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaha
what a surprising ending
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Superb
bit of an unfair match though.

I want to play parmesan!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# What's that you're asking? Please come up with a further recommendation for a record to listen to while playing 'Fists of Cheese?'
A peculiar request, but I'm an obliging sort. Here we go:

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('other great love songs'? uh?)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Everybody was Kung Fu Fightiii-ii-iing
HUH!

That was actually the sound of a thrusting couple
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Those cats were fast as lightning!
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Gong - Wet Cheese Delirium
from Camembert Electrique
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# yay!
Squeezing sponges over Policemans helmets...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# classic stuff :)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Anything by Eddie Chedder and Pearl Jam
or maybe Brie-an Adams
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Spelling!
Edams shurely
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *Holds head in hands*
What a glaring error!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# fear the manchego of mandingo!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Hmmm. Good question.
*Goes into ISIHAC mode*

Queen - We Will Roquefort

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Bryan Ferry
Let's Stick To Gruyere.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Wham
Wake Me Up Before You Gouda.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# The Hollies
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Boursin.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Pery Ribeiro
The Girl Fromage Ipanema.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Live It Up
by Emmental As Anything.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Bresse Bleu
Doin the Do...
(edited)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Cher
Brielieve
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# ...and here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...
..cheeses love you more than you will know...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Rennet & Renata
Save your love
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Haha!
Nick Drake, Whey To (Danish) Blue.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# The fonts on P'shop 5.0 are shite.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Nice.
I was just about to suggest Strange Brie.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Goddamn Genius
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# she doesn't look impressed though
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# FUCK ME - I AM THOUGH
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Women eh?
:P
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# No,
a racist cunt being a cunt.

hubare, your work is generally good, but here you have been a complete hamtoucher.

Fuck off and come back when you are an adult.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# are you
who I think you are, by the way?
I didn't even notice the racist subtext, I thought he meant that all the frames were the same picture :)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Who do you think I am?
If it's the Queen of Beirut then no.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Someone who was banished
for repeating certain phrases over and over again
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Lord Manley?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Hmmm?
Guess I'm wrong. I'm not going to ask you explain your ludicrous user ID number but that's what got me thinking. Plus you were talking the other day about the origin of the term hamtoucher...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# ZOMG - RACIST
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Oi!
meh

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# its leeched
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# It's also fucking huge.
It's nearly half a Meg!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# i know...
my point was that optimisation is irrelevant because it's not under his control...

baby steps ma'man! baby steps!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Oh my
[Am I being yelled at because I didn't make the image, or because I didn't upload it to somewhere else. Just asking.]
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# ALL OF THE ABOVE!
delete the post...
if you REALLY want to post it... save it, optimise it, then upload it yourself
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Have a guess.
ffs
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# you didn't rehost it
and its fuckin HUGE
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# both of those, and the fact the filesize is huge ;)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Ooh, a nice explanation!
And a cheeky little emoticon. I think I'll reply to this one. Thank you!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# no probs! :)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# !!!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# wake me up when it loads
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Say "No Way" to Spatial harrassment
Reduce file size!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# You fucker!

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# uh-oh
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I don't think even your early 'bring back Stemill' pics were as big as that bad boy
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# oh god...
tempting fate!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# maybe in dimensions - nowhere near 460k tho!!!
/feels threatened
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# true
I think yours maxed out at about 150kb at their peak ;)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)
# O_o
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Ha ha!
Wonderful
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Cock.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# woo

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hahahahaaa!
the last frame totally does it!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *sues*
also clicks
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# This makes me chuckle.
Therefore, I like it.

That is all.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Need more white wine & croissant.
Woo!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
#
croissant rohypnol.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
ACE
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# That's very
Woo!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# ok time to spoil everyones fun
I think your ace I did make a picture and i could post it as a reply but im 2 today so i figure you will let me off. not that i care much if you dont
and yeah i know its 64k

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# happy bertday
I hope you gave her something to chew on
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# :D
knows it
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# is that a news reader?
?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# sort of
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# naw... i thought it was this girl
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# That's airbrushed to fuckery.
So I still don't know what she looks like.

Probably still would, though
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# What does she look like?
All I can see is airbrush.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Mind Pissness
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# True
but it is rather obvious airbrushing. I was wondering whether I was looking at a real person or someone from a computer game. I looked at the bottom of the pic to see if it said 'actual X-Box game footage' or somesuch.

Edit: Crivvens! She's addicted to the airbrush!

www.printroom.com/missamerica2002/ma_full/ok.jpg

Which presumably explains why there's hardly any pictures of her on the net - they're still busy making them.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I've found what she really looks like...
If you look here, the middle image on the top row is the unairbrushed picture.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# lorks
:O
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Crikey!
*reaches for the airbrush can*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# This is the bloke wot done it.
He appears to be calling himself a 'photographer'.

www.jimgrillot.com/pageants.html

Looks like an easy enough job...

1) take utterly bog-standard portrait shot
2) apply smart blur filter
3) that'll be £250 please.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# O_o
photographer 3d renderer
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# hazaa
material to last me a year! i sh ant rest until every one of them has bent teeth and mingy chins.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# 64k's fine for animations...
Happy b3taday! Here, have some cayke:

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# thanks
i will feed it to my gif
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Nyum nyum nyum nyum
Hippy bathday! Crampy bumday! Lumpy Birdgay!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# That's no big deal considering animations can be up to 250kb
Nice pic btw.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# i was ready for hippos
im more of a reply man usually
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# happy birthday!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Scampy Candle Day to Ya!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# happy
b3taday jam, if i had a scanner or anything useful where i work i would send a cake... will have to owe you one :)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# its the thought that counts
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Would
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# happy b3taday
what type of cake would you like?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# one with a fully clothed respectable lady
popping out of the top
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# no can do
but there's one standing next to it:

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# its worked its magic
*fawns*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha that's ace!
The size is fine for an animation :)

oh, and HAPPY B3TADAY!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# happy b3taday!
and it's okay, animations can be anywhere under 250kB! (:

hallooo
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Hello you!
*hugs*

*feels left buttock*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# buttock hog!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# How can you even say that?
I've left her right buttock free for anyone to feel.

And if you're just jealous, well alright then

*fondles mugatu's right buttock with spare hand*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# COR!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# what's wrong with my right buttock?
huh?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I'll take care of that
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# *feels right buttock*
Hang on a minute...

*lets go of mugatu*

*feels both buttocks simultaneously*

Nothing - there's nothing wrong with them at all. Now if you'll just excuse me a moment, I need to pop to the loo...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# bappy h3taday!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# b3taday!
have some CAYKE
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# munch munch munch
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Maybe too much candles
but you can have my cake too

happy b3taday!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# good quo addage.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# sweet
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Well
done.

The n in not should be N.

You dropped these:
'
e
'
.




Happy betaday.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Animations...
...are allowed to be biggar.

*lets off*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
#

Afternoon pin-up, next: what ya wanna see?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# A grocery display, featuring organic figleytobis
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Yay.. Way to save our Planet...
Vewy Cute...

Pin-up:... Cutie Santa Elves...
Hmmmm
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Sally.
or: www.planetsimon.co.uk/images/advent_calendar.jpg
the right one :D

sorry, JJ, i'll come up with something original next time.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Yay!!
I love that!!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Is she double jointed?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# it's doctorwhen's fault.
blame him if he ruins your childhood dreams.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Heh heh heh.
Puny humans.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# More Sally!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Hello Mr JollyJack!
I love that picture. And next I'd like to see a bunch of b3tans wandering round a deserted and decidedly creepy looking Pipingrad, shortly before its destruction.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# that's no pinup!
try again mr. kerry ;)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# D'oh!
I thought he was saying that Scarlet was the afternoon's pinup.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Was B3ta around in 1910?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# It's ALWAYS been around...

EDIT: But if we have to suggest pinups, then may I alter my request to the following:

Vesper Lynd, looking a million dollars in that red dress.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Meh - the bird in the Caribbean looked tastier......
....'specially in that shiny pink number.....
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# the blonde
was a decent sort in her saucy number at the casino...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# They were both fantastic!
But Vesper graped my squildo to a slightly higher degree than Solange.

Also - did you see this earlier?

www.b3ta.com/board/6628639
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Hah :D
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# i agree.
this is even worse due to the fact that she looks like someone who was in my class, and was the spawn of satan. 100% fact!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# in
correspondence form, took two weeks to refresh and more of a 50g limit that 50k back in them days though...

/shakes head
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# I SHOULD COCO!

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Wolverine looks a lot better these days, doesn't he?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# I recon he's just airbrushed on screen
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Yeah, I've heard they can do that now...
/1990s technology blog
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Yay
nice one again matey

keep em comin
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# yay i love this
i think your great
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Thalidomide Ninja!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# copyright infringement...
... that is a HappyToast creature in the Jar!!!

*GAZ's HappyToast*
*Awaits war!*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# is it?
Link me!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# you want me to do what?
Don't involve me in your little games!!!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *Zeldas you in the face*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# a group of naked women
but working in a greengrocers, so al the bits are covered with strategically placed fruits and veg.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# yay
that was mine!

I think
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I love these.
They are extra special.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Excellent.
Hope you spotted this, don't require a comment, just hope that you saw it.

www.b3ta.com/board/6629789
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# pin-up?
How about the skin and head of one of your yiff creatures pinned to the wall of a great hunter (from the past when the noble sport of yiff hunting was legal).

He may or may not be wanking over the empty skinbags of her squirreltits.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Helga, getting into the christmas spirit in a saucy way.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# i'd like something motivating please
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# What motivates you?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# That's more 'Stimulation' than 'Motivation'......
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# It motivates me to get on down a boogie!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hmmm....
...a good kick up the back side?

i wish i knew ):
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# *aims*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# What happened next??
After i made this i knew i have been looking at B3ta too long.


(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# you can never look at b3ta for too long
especially if you're the News of the World's pictures editor
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Second time lucky
pull up a kitten etc
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hooray! You got it working.
Woo and Welcome to you!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# that is most fantastic!
however, i believe it should be a penguin bursting through.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Or a seal making an air hole.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace stuffs!
Welcome aboard, chap.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# stupendous
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# splendid!

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# This "invisible people" stuff's a piece of cake, isn't it?
Here's mstandot's original version.

Notice he said making the crowd invisible would be too difficult.

Well I beg to differ:



That wasn't difficult at all!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# where are all the seats?
you am all of the shitness
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# You can't see the seats, it's dark!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Racist!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# ~naughty~ist!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# ;)
I had that earlier! DAMN YOU SWEAR FILTER!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Yes it am!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Genius!
Does he go on to win the national on Seam Horse later on in the story?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Why, yes he does!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha
I tried googling for seating, but didn't find any.

Nice effort!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# you didn't try very hard then,
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# That was probably
the only combination of 'seats' and 'stadium', 'arena','gradnstand' I didn't try!!!

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# If you were trying 'gradnstand' then I think I know what your problem was...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# I really LoLLed at that for some reason...
I was going to let it go, but oh well!!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Did you mean 'grandstand'

came the reply.
: )
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# What invisible people?
Who? Where?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# That's rather woosome, Mr Woosnam.
If it had an "I like this" button, I'd click it, so I would.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Smunkeee
smunkeee
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Mama!
Excellent.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# fab!
woo
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# :)
See drug testing on animals is bad!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# It's still better looking than a fish though!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Yes
That's true
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Arf!
Too true ;)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# And he's better looking than his brother
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)
# His face seems to have slipped down a bit!
=)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# That's a true LOL moment - right there.
have a *click* and a Woo!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# looks like the black bloke from oceans eleven
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# this makes me fnar!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I rofled my lol there
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Should you tell him or shall I?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# yay
lemmings !
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I will.
No, it's shit.
Really, really horrible.
Cheers.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# *Calls the emo police*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
You'll never take me alive, coppers!
*flicks the Vs*
*self-harms*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
#
Vs bean

harms gratifies
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Edit: Or rather
Very Nice, but a bit heavy on the old filesize?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# 33kb?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# that was before I shrunk it ^^;
I'm more about getting a good image size and high quality for my art communities and forgot all about the squeemishness B3ta has about large file sizes.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Ooooh!
'Your Art Communities' eh?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Clearly some sick deviant sex thing.
Probably best not to ask him about it.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Just...
Deviantart and Sheezyart.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
#
Deviant and Sheezy Crappy
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Hang on
Are we the Jim Davidson of art communites here?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# 'fraid so
My parents are so ashamed of me...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# More like the Tracey Emin
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# oof!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Look out!
Metalic 7 close to impacting head!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# nice
but BIGGAR!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# very nice, but
I'm sharpening my hippo.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# that is really good..
just 200kb and huge... hippos are about to come flying...
perfect..
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# fuck off
and take your massive fucking picture with you
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah - like the harsh-o-city.
Good man yerself.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Now, there was no need for that
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# i think you'll find there was
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Calm down, dear
I've shrunk it now
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# *sexes*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# agreed
sometimes its good to be harsh but fair.. Enough of the niceties just tell em to fuck off..
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# very big.
and the countdown for lemming explosions started at 5.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I didn't want to admit that I knew that.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# i used to play it so much
i could literally see them marching across the insides of my eyelids when i went to bed.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I had similar
with sim city 2000, then rollercoaster tycoon then...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# That's because they were.
The game caused tiny bacterial lemmings to appear inside your head and slowly tunnel through your brain cells and explode. It's a horrible slow wasting disease like CJB for which there is no cure.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Either you mis-spelt
CJD,

Or you are dyslexic and you want to talk about Tractors.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Or he's an
an ex-tractor fan.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# oh noes!
won't stop me playing though.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
#
my keyboard on the atari always smelt of hammers when i'd been playing
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)
# haha
*bows to excellent lemming knowledge*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Yeah well
It'd be cruel if I just gave him 4 XD
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# heh heh heh
i say do it.

woo to pic btw
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Woo!
Now animate the countdown :)
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# that's
frighteningly large
but rather 'woo' too.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ok
shrunk it now.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# in that case
have a big box of woo

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# BIGGAR!
oh, hello wonchop
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# lo edd
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# lovely!
woo
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Wooooot
nice one
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# woo
yey hoopla
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# awww
make the countdown start from 5, make it a 1280 by 800 desktop
and then we'll talk
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Cheating Little Madam.....!
meh

(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# she has dog food cans stuck to her feet!
woo *boings*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Unfair, young man, unfair.
Springs are v difficult to tidy up in Tattyshop. :(
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# I was only jokin' :(
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# *mwah*
bless you

*hugs*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# haha, 'loikes'
It's Geraldine McBoingBoing
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# would
'noon all!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# MORE NOON
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# PETER
NOONe
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# NOONy
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# after ning!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Stick it up your fucking cunt
you tattered reingpeice!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# I hope some mustardy cock explodes up your cocoa valve
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Woo!
she has feet like a screw fit light bulb fixings.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# cor!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Did she get them from Acme?


woo
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Yay... Bouncy girl...
Like a Tigger or the Chap from the Satanic Roundabout...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Yep, I was thinking Zebedee kind of thoughts...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Even a girl with springs for feet
looks less weird than Beth Tweddle - Britain's only Photoshopped real-life person.
And world champion.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# zara phillips
is a world champion but they're the only two..

except for darts and snooker and boxing but then theres hundreds of world champs in boxing and we're the only country that plays darts and snooker..
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# boing!
nice
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# More wrestlers
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# nice boots
now 'invisble' the crowd
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Haha, yes this ^
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# But I don't know what colour the seats are!
That would be extremly difficult!


(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Pah! Excuses.....
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Tut tut
You'll never make WWE invisible heavy weight champion with that kind of talk.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
/Flair
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Nicely done!
I'm doing a similar thing with films at the mo, for a little Chrimbo Compo in my office...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Woo to you!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Nice.
but just go here and "steal" them..

www.filmwise.com/invisibles/index.shtml
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
#
I didn't know of that site...

...and the fun's in the avoidance of work.

Ta though!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# ooh nice job
woo!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)

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