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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Genuine lolzorz
*clicks*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Thank you
I aim to please.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] to easy... #2
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# This deserves a woo.
WOO!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# This is from Last Action Hero
which was fucking terrible!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)
# My pea and ham soup dinner...
..made me think of an unwell cartoon mouse:

Woo to cr3ation.co.uk
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I can see why
with that face and everything.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I'm really really sorry but
I saw that and though of one of those London postcards where the woman has mouse charactertures on here boobies!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well get this out of the way

yea its shite
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] had to be done
like this one really

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# MOUSTACHE


This probably doesn't fit the challenge description enough to 'c' it.

Everyone up for Movember this year though?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I quite like this
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# I love that film!
"I 'Ate you Butler!"
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# actors
you are fail
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# they were in coronation street
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# thats classed as acting?
oh dear...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# This is true!
the soap addict wins!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# ah but they are
according to IMDb
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] bad casting
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# *chortle*
*snigger*
*clicks*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Great casting!

Fucking disgusting creature, that ;)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*click*


*click again just to make sure*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
looks like Absorbaloff!!!

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Arf!
hummus away! woo!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# actors
you are fail!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaahaaa

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# this made me smirk
nice
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# oh yea...
haven't we had this compo?
appocolipse the day after tomorrow etc etc
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)
# oh hush
that wasn't the idea at all
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I think
We've had this compo about 50 times now.
But somebody else did it so I said screw it.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Dude
It's going to be just a week of unshopped pictures of Sarah Ferguson in Friends:P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Starring A. Hitler
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Who's that?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Alfred Hitler
his older brother
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# What other films was he in?

'ning Archie
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# I believe he was also in the Diary of A. Hitler,
where he hid from persecution by being boarded up in his Brothers attic for 5 years

/'ning fella :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I think I saw that

Wasn't that the one with all the jews in bikinis in the end, jumping from exploding buses?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# exploding buses in midair, yes
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Hitler was a jew?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# yes
and not an actor = fail
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)
# I was referring to his scull cap.
above your head?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# no
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# phew
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Heres' a picture of a furhrer on a skateboard what I done. PARP!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Up the arse!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# and fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] He isn't an actor, but he would be an inappropriate one.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Best horror film ever.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Proper horror show
/droog
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I wants a captain spalding mask.
for halloween
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That would be quite a big house then
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Probably has a loft conversion
and maybe even a basement.

Double garage, natch.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# or baby corpses?
maybe!

EDIT: oh no it was O.A.P's
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Well there goes any sleep I was hoping to get tonight.
*Goes to check on the babies*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Thou needs not apologise for a parent's paranoia, young sir.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Top tip for serial killers

install an incinerator
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# house of a thousand
urns
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Much more practical, I'm sure
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# unfortunately.....
not so scary
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# I hear he bought the Semi detached next door too
and just knocked through to make one big house
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# He has planning permition for a conservatory too
but it would probably get abit ripe in there during the hot months.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# It seems a more expensive option,
but by the time you've paid legal fees and removal men and changed your number and everything it isn't really that much more and we're still close to her mum, so it seemed worth it, and the extra room for the corpses is invaluable, I don't know how we managed before.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# The money you saved in renting space to keep the corpses in before
would almost pay for it.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Well, to an extent I'm just making excuses,
but I'd have to lug all the corpses across town and we had the money so we thought, "Why not?".
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Pfffft
Haha
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Hahaha!Aceness!
Did the board bork earlier?
Or was it ust me?
I couldn't get on for about 2 hours!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)
# It was borked

a lot of b3tan babies will be born in 9 months time, I recon
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Haha!
How goes it Mr M?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# A bit uninspired today
I think I need sleep. Sweet blissful sleep.

yourself?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)
# It's all good here.
I am extremly proud of the Photograph "fixes" I have just done, whilst not being on here, really old one of my grandparents when they were young, removing creases etc.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Ah, good job
that must be very thankful work
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# not an actor
fail
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# So how do you explain the wills then?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Ris?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)
# ing?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)
# i think its that turkey guy, bernard manning
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)
# I don't think you've altered anything
and it is a clever compo entry if I'm right
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Ooh!
Yes, I'd click on that, but first I MUST KNOW!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)
# maybe
I'm missing the point, but didn't the compo call for actors who are inappropriate for the role?

Hence the image above.

See, it's a white fella in blackface. Inappropriate. I think.

Has anybody got a frog I can dissect?





(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# So my guess was right
and you've entered an image challenge with an image you haven't made yourself.

Not really a challenge, but certainly a way to get a point across.

*bows*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I didn't know
we had to make them ourselves. I was going for the "ah, that's quite droll" angle.

I could stick it through a photoshop filter, I suppose. Or put some text on it. Just didn't see the point.





(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Not too happy with this, but here you go anyway
A bit too overworked really:

cfb


If you're interested, I've rendered out some movies of the creation process.

here's one (2MB)

here's the other (1MB)

They're DivX
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I am interested.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# You would be you dirty old man(ly)!
'ningles matey.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# chao bella
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Well I can safely say on a scale of 1 to 10
Oh. You seem to have broken my 1 to 10 meter!


CLAIMS DIRECT!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I read that as CLAMS DIRECT!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Don't mussel in on this thread.

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Zpp nicked that one:p
Oh and I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be posting them tomorrow. To compensate it'll even include an image of some witticism!:O
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# I AM WAITING FOR MY CLAMS
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Well you must have been going to one of the eateriers
featured in The restaurant then:D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# 'ning sir!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# 'ningles matey.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# How is yourself?
I've been a bit... absent recently.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)
# That's bloody marvellous!
All the better for diverting the attention from a salvo of compos, and dbroon's arse.

Click!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)
# i don't understand
why this does not elate you.
it elates me :)
very woo!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# HAWT
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Yes dear?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# That is rather fucking good
and by rather I mean in an 'adjusts monocle' kind of way
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)
# That is genuinely very, very good.
Wow.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I really like these
I only just took down the other one as a wallpaper, in favour of one of SSS's creations
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# YES!
*wins*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# KEKEKEKE BUTTER RAPE!
;)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# hahahaha
'Ning Squire :)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# good evening miss!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Oooh, lovely
These are really nice, and different. Hurray for different.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I concur with my learned friend
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Well gosh aren't we terribly civilised thankyou kindly m'lady
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Clicktastic.
Have some woo1.

1Nifty animated woo graphic not included.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# bloody hell
that's brill!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# I am interested
but my Windows Media player is not, because it has no codecs or something.

Lully picture though.

.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)
# you should try VideoLAN client
it plays more or less everything
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Amazin
Love it
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)
# For a few second there I thought you were mofaha
Nicely done! *click*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)
# yep
This^
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# this is truly brilliant, do you have it in a higher res?
maybe background sizey?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)
# sadly no
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# spitzenklasse eins!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)
# tasty
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)
# ace
hmm I don't have the right codec for divx
edit: works in media player classic!
Very impressive stuff
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# That's fairly excellent
*clicks*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# pfft!
look at his wonky nose!

*clicks*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# genuine office giggle
and i mean giggle, full-on schoolgirl style*

*oo-er!
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)
# but but but
wouldn't this be *appropriate* rather than inappropriate?
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# 8000 posts - NSFA!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
OUTRAGEOUS!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# :D
that was my one and only attempt at being fluffy.

I think I achieved it on one level at least.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# You brave brave
man/bunny hybrid
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# needs more carrot
Congrats!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Well done you!
*refrains from comment on mucky picture*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I think you need to see a doctor about that!!
Congrats and w00!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# GAH!
NGGHH
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# HAHAHA congrats dude
Well after 9 months after a nasty break up I can finally announce. I liek a girlie!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# sorry mate
I'm a bloke. I'm sure you'll find someone.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# But you turned me bumgay!!!
*sobs*

Seriously big step for me actually, her not you. Cute as hell and for some bizarre reason like me too. Her guide dog fucking hates me though.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# haha
well, congrats matey. I hope it goes well. You are a sexy man.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Ah the profile picture is of my Twunt Double:D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)
# i still cast my mind back to your shaven pits
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Shopped pits:P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# awawww
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Here's a trick you can play on her......
....sneak into her house and switch on all the lights when her dog's not looking.
/viz reader blog
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:19, archived)
# No
I find blinkers are more fun:D


/riverghost blog:P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# congratulations
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Bizaare mix
Half Irish half Native American. The gay shift will love me:P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# so no more buying ZOO or NUTS then...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# No
Look above! And go to bed. You have a real job:P
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Cheeky
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
# CRACKing
:¬)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)
# hahahaha you CRACK me up
congratulations
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# He only does it for the craic

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# my gosh!
*blushes*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I sphincter be honest........
a little bit cheeky
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
hahaaha
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# congrats fella
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)
# ahahahaa!
*feeds carrot*

congrats mate
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] to easy...


Click for bigger (80KB)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
Me like.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I just got an email
that my directors cut version of that movie is on its way to my house
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# gets my first
*click* of the new compo
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Moar fairy dust
Fairy dust central
took the mushroom pic myself
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# ARGH THE BOARD IT IS STILL BROKEN!
ARGH!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# *duct tapes*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)
# It's the Birmingham New Street
of fairyland
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] "I think we picked the wrong type of smuggler..."
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)
# can also be done with dale winton's face
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# what
can't be done with Dale Winton's face?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# wrong type of smuggler..."
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Cool
Now let's see some absolutely no Winehouse whatsoever...

Compo crossovers ftw suck!

edit - my bad.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# cue sixtyeleventy reposts
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Inappropriate....or perfect?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft!
Not Harry Trotter?

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# nice certification
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Thank you both
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I was going to do derek potter
but I couldn't be arsed to do all that shopping
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Fair enough.
I wouldn't have bothered either.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Lovely Jubblyus
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# hehehe, No one gets this one...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Its bloody Poitier!
(or Harry Belafonte)

1st episode. I am such a saddo.
(, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Martin Lawrence of Arabia


"It's just not funny" - Total Film Magazine




(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# The quote makes it.
Better than all of these "shop random celebrity onto movie poster" entries.

:)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Full Metal Jacket starring Jim Carrey?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
# spat beer from
guffawing
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Full Metal Jacket?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# :)
me love you long time
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# I like that movie.
But Jim Carrey makes me sad.
But I like your picture.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Arf

:D
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)
# bin(d/p)un
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 21:59, archived)
# haha


1
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)
# *readies*

(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)

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