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[challenge entry] For mother and baby
(fxfmad, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# AAAARRRGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] blasphemous!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# that gets a click and a *SPANG* from me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Dangerously close to actually being preachy.
Like "He started a party that still hasn't stopped! Jesus loves to party!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# dingle dangle...
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# (re)animate him!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# arf! do you do that as a tshirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# if he does, I'm buying.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Possibly the oldest repost I have.
This was my second ever image post on b3ta nearly six years ago:

And yes, that is a lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Woo!
Mind if I bung this 'ere, doubt it merits it's own thread...


Saw this ...


... and couldn't help thinking they meant this



Carry on, nothing to see here, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# He said on radio4
He hadn't had a shower for 4 days....."like ordinary people"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# why can't the bbc even spell Taliban?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# loolllagge.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# this'll be why you're still here
and revered. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I got the painters in
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Bodyform are awful.
Always FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Tampon discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Pfft, sanitary towels.
For tampons always get lilets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Erm... thanks...
I'll bear that in mind... er... if I ever get a period... hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# My mate once put one halfway into his anus
then got in the bath.


For fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Yes I've heard of such shenanigans.
Not my sort of thing, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Fun
But that brought a smile to faces in A+E
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Jim was usually bored
and when bored, got silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Silly yes, shoving things into my bum, no.
Right - I'm off to try and drink away the remnants of my hangover. See you on the flip-side.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# putting things up your bum isn't silly!
It's just harder to tell your parents, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Apparantly even if you do that without the bath part
the tampon absorbs all the mucus from your anus and then you go dry, then raw and then start bleeding horribly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# thank fuck you told me
* puts tampon away.


That was close.
(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# YOU BLEED :(
I still don't get it.

s'why I like a good cock.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Really? It's that simple is it?
Hearing about periods made you gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# We bleed because we are the true creators
and with beautiful art must come lifeblood and pain.

You lot? You're just nozzles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# We have no need for menstrual cycles.
We're always ready to impregnate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Not hexachordal, he's scared of vagina.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Then I will step up to the mark.
Impregnations all round.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
can't be trusted
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, shouldn't really kill 'em, cook 'em and eat 'em.
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# i like my women like my coffee...
ground up in the freezer
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# hahahahhah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# why do women have periods?
because they are evil and they deserve them.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# No it's:
Q: Why do women have periods?

A: Who cares!
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Like Padre Pio?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Tut TuT
One for the left footers
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# But..
you're missing out on boobie squishyness!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I have booby squishyness
And no womens bits
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I'd just like to add at this point that I have cramps.
You see, youngster, it's not just the blood. It's also the cramps.
*eats chocolate*
*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Youngster!
I think not
prolly old enough to be your dad's dad
Sob
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# You're ninety-two?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Not Far off
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# You'll want to tell me all about the War, then.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Which one?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Time for me to enjoy the fun that is Fenchurch Street
Ask me about the war at the London meet.
If you don't scare me off first
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I hate them too
Always is the best
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# and...
these are even better!


It's called a Mooncup
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I was wondering if I should get one.
You say they're good?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I have one
Cost me about £20, best investment ever. Once you get used to them they are actually more comfortable than a tampon, IMO. Lot less chance of Toxic shock syndrom, and no waste! Better for the environment. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# And no leakage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Nope
Not unless you have an unimaginabley heavey flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# I have a million questions
but I'm not sure if I want to know the answer to any of them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Ask away, if you dare
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# do you just, like, rinse it out under the tap?
or pop it in the dishwasher?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# She sucks it out like a little salty jelly
schhhhluppppp
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# award for most unpleasant mental image of the day goes to...Dixon
...you must have tons of those by now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I'm building a paper house
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Mmmmm steaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo
Mindbleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# I rinse it out
then at the end of my period I put it in boiling water to give it a good clean for next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# What does it do?
Looks like a Boobie milk collector
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# You put it in your vagina when you menstruate
and it collects the menstrual blood.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# shot glass for vampires?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Unwanted mental image
So why is she smiling?
In my experience Menstuation equates to wanting to kill me involving large amounts of pain and quite prolly some of my blood.
Share the Wrath
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Because she loves her mooncup.
It's environmentally friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# It's made of rubber
You fold it, insert it in your vay-jay, it pops open and collects ur blood, then you pull it out, empty & rinse it out and repeat the process!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# looks like it'd get stuck up there while you try and get a grip on the slippery end point thing
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# There are ways if something gets stuck.
As any woman that's tried to take out a tampon and only got the string back out will tell you.


And I shall leave it there, for delicate man eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Bokes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Being a modern man
I have retrieved lost string tampon type stuff
and not parked custard whilst doing so
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# PLIERS
gets the job done
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# as a father who was at the birth, i am innoculated to mimsy grossness
i saw that and i still like the mimsy.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Combination of pushing and rooting around then.
Same kind of pushing to which you are accustomed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# As a poor unfortunate bloke
Who had to watch his ex wife have a D&C in Tunisia on holiday I believe I have a sturdy constitution.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# What is a D&C?
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I've never had such problems
It's got good grip :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Jesus!
*Boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Aaaaarghahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] one minute wonder
(gusjux, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# haha
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# very clever indeed!
I like this.

possibly even worth an FP?

EDIT: FUCK THE KISS OF DEATH, IF THIS ISN'T FP'd, I'M GOING TO KICK THE MODS RIGHT IN THE CUNT ^_^ that'srightcr3iknowwhereyoulive
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Argh!
Kiss of Death™
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# No.
I proved this. Happy Toast got upset when I said it about one of his, but it still went up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Oh. Okay then
What would I know, I've never produced anything FP worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# You and me both, mate.
I used to think of B3ta as a sketchpad, and treat it as such, but now I'm starting to get interested in FPs and the pop page.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I came second in a Compo...once
but it wasn't good enough to win.

www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/horsefucker.gif
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# cheers
jinxboy
(gusjux, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# aceness
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# very good!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] more core market rebranding


previously
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Ah
Bye bye thread
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# i knock summat good off?
soz
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Oh gawd
this gets the sort of laugh I would make if a train full of clowns crashed.

Did you make it back into the 101 best jokes of the year though?

thought not :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# clown death
the gift for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# IT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING!
"oh fuck, that train... it's derailing..."
"Look at the clowns trying to escape!"
"haha! Ha! Haha!"
"Ha! Hahahahaha! Ha!"
"Hahahahahaha! Ha!"
"Heh, heh."
"Heh."
"..."
"HAHAHA!"
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# "hahahha"
*lights up the flamethrower.
"hahaha"
fffwooshh!!!
"hahaha"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# we circus folk dont appriciate such discrimination!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Quiet, Bobo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# fuck off gyppo!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I'm sure Sid's Snake belongs in here somewhere
/Whizz-kid blog
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Fnur
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *snigger*
I really don't act my 27 years.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I turned 30
last December.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# That makes me feel better
:D
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# God I feel so old
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# outta the way gramps, this is the high speed lane

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Bloody kids
Why in my day all this was fields
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# fucking nazis and their V2s

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I ate dem germans
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# argh
I have impending 30
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Olda!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# It's not so bad
I turned 30 and 2 months later started dating a 22 year old glamour model.

Early midlife crisis ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I've been "seeing" a 21 year-old Argentinian
which has its perks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Fnur Fnur
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Yeah but you don't look it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# People in the pub
on Tuesday thought I was 26. I could have kissed them all.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# People can never decide how old I look
And if they can, it's never how old I AM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I would put you at 27
but then B&W photos are generally flattering! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Cheers....I'm 23.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Now I feel really old
When I turned 23 Pump up the Volume was No1
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# That's a good song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# You can't be a captain
at 23!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Obviously I can, because I am.
I've got a tricorner hat, look.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# And I've got a shiny helmet
hur hur
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# She could be a mate?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Early
20s I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I'm so grey in my facebook picture
:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Colour it in!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I know I should
but it feels dishonest somehow...then again I'm not doing myself any favours atm by growing a full-on tramp beard too - not shaving in 2008 is gonna rule.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# excellent plan.
I would do that, but bleugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# All for the moment when I get back to England all bedraggled with long hair and beard
like Kevin Costner in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves :)

*kisses tarmac at Heathrow*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
This sounds like a fab plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# From thence I shall proceed to Old Camden Town to gather my band of jocular travelling companions
and forthwith we shall travel to the vale of Avalon wherein great adventures shall be had.

And Leonard Cohen's rumoured to be playing this year. Can't wait :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I turned 30 last week
KIDS NOWADAYS!
*mutter, dribble*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Kids Mutter
Grumble
fields, mnur mnur
no respect
Betters
Etc
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I was going to sign up for the London meet
But your all making me feel so old i'll prolly chicken out
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# you really should go
it'll be great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hurr hurr hurr
is the actual sound I just made.
lol ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# indeed
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# *chuckle*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I GET IT!
I GET A POLITICAL JOKE! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# If it were a real Plc
we could sell our shares, assuming some mug would buy them.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Arf!
Not quite Bo beau d'or but still very nice!

Do you reckon they are gonna change their colours to black and white now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hoffs True calling


Click for bigger (90KB)
(Oobla, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# oh fuck, I don't need this...
*vomits profusely over monitor*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahahah
sorry bro XD
(Oobla, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# *mops up*
don't worry... it happens...
mumble mumble...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Now who does that remind me of?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I don't know but it reminds me of it too.
Possibly Gollum?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
#
It reminds me of this particular lady
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# mongoose.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# mangoose
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Demi Moore
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Ooooh yeaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# no nipples are too small.
i saw the scarlet letter, what crap..apart from gary oldman.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Jim Carrey?
:P
(Oobla, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# How did your hair turn out Cap'n?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Fucking ACE.
Well, I think so, anyway. And it smells lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Like Meadows?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Like PRODUCT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# She looks SHEKSHEE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# *lick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Shreksee?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Well I am ginge like Fiona.
Also: are you someone I know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Prolly not
Yet
Sob
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf!


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Vlad "the impaler" Putin

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Meet the fuckers
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I question the necessity of an animated gif
where it simply breaks the rules of reality.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Mayhaps it's Lenticular
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I'm sure I've seen a DVD case
which has some lenticular photo on it.

Can't remember what though.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# One of the reissues of the original animated Transformers movie
not a photo, but has Optimus and Megatron changing into Rodimus and Galvatron :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Arf!
I Like This!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha
First time they've ever been in step!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# That's them . . .
top job !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# That is most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I'm on a bit of a Niven binge at the moment
I'm most dreadfully sorry.


previously
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# HA
these are EXCELLENT, old boy.

Anyway, I have a prior engagement, so must fly!
*stays perfectly motionless*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# This is bizarre yet delightful.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I cant wait for the next one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Please keep 'em coming
he needs to meet more chavs, and chip shop owners
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# excellente
Now he needs to visit the accountants who bowl but without bowler hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I really regret posting this
right in the middle of a compo tidalwave.

Gah
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# ok no its a Roaster and its less of a logo and more of a disastrous PR campaign...
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
that's terrible :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You wrongun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
brilliantly shite
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Arf!
Hey Boyeeeeeeeeeee! How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Not bad mucker
not been on here in a million years, good to see its still going, you good?
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yeah Im not too bad.
My bro Rob is having a baby soon. Thought you might like to know what with you being old school buddies and stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Crikey-on-a-bikey!
Didn't think he had it in him, well clearly he doesn't anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Yeah I know,
we all suspected he was a Jaffa :) I just cant imagine him being a dad though, it was only a couple of months ago that he got in trouble for weeing on the back of KFC in Eltham High Street :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaargh! Not again!
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Heehee!
That's exactly the reason I'm on Vodafone, I've had so little shit in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# My office chose T-Mobile as the provider for their Windows Push Mail and Blackberries
Because it was the cheapest option.

Now they're wondering why everyone is having problems...
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Burn them.
Burn them to the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahah that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahah!
now this I relate to. bloody signal.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all made in Cornwall apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hahaha
By appointment to Lee Scratch Perry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you handle a Whopper?
(fxfmad, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Needs more wedding ring
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
that made me laugh like an avocado with a mouth that is being tickled. There is no better way to explain it.

Mustapha Bindun though?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I still love this Mr Dixon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I have this on a Placebo T-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# haha!
Don't be silly, the Bugger King has nothing to do with meat or sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# HEY GUESS WHO'S STILL GOOD
YOU YOU'RE STILL GOOD

HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# HELLO HEXY
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I am feeling SHIT :D
Haven't been home since tuesday morning, since I've been playing gigs all over the south of england, I've just returned home to loads of album orders and all I want to do is sleep and sleep, but no, I have to pack CDs. Also, I'm still unwell. WOOHOO BEING A MUSICIAN'S FUCKING PISSEASY BECOME AN ACCOUNTANT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# If you came to Cornwall without telling me
I will pull off your nipples.

That doesn't sound like fun :(
I hope you are feeling better soon sir.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I didn't go THAT far. I extended to about Portsmouth.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Next time, come to Cornwall.
And I want special treatment that doesn't involve sexual bribery.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# haha okay, but only if you can get a crowd together, and can direct me to the nearest open mic.
Seriously, if you can get enough people willing to pay for CDs to cover the £40 train ticket there and back plus food(ie. six), and put me up for the night, I will come.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# My local usually gets quite a good turnout when entertainment is on.
And we always have a spare sofa.
And by "my local" I mean I live a few seconds' walk from the pub. Convenient.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Get a sexy manservant
Clearly that is the way to progress.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I would like one of these.
Dressed in a red leather catsuit, preferably.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# You sir,
have little taste.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# but can pull a fit emo lad from fifty yards
so who wins, really?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Is that some kind of bar trick?
Evidentally that particular ale must have passed me by.

Plus so could I, providing they were blind and didn't ask me about music.
*sighs forlornly*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# The blind ones can't do their hair properly though :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# What
you mean they might accidentally do their hair symmetrically or something?

Plus I wouldn't really be interested in their hair.
*rubs thighs*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# It's the main pulling point for me.
I dumped my last boyfriend because he ran out of hairspray.

not really. But it was a close call for a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Well it would be
You can get nice anchorage and everything, push your knee up against the spine. Brilliant.

Hair on a woman would be, boys are all about the tiny shecksee bodies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I suggest you die, benjiboy.
What's up?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# seconded

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Absolutely lovely!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Bloody lovely :D
Did you see my reply to www.b3ta.com/board/8111124 this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha
lovely!

HELLO CLANSOUL!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
#
HELLO HEXY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ooooh thats lovely
she's very pretty :D
beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# 'Salright I s'pose...
Bastard talented types. Feck off! I want to do arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# this is very nice
and has a weird oily depth to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah I know some girls like that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Cocking
ACE
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast Heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# "Is that a spare magazine in your pocket, or are you..." etc. pp.

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# a good alternative slogan would be 'the army, Be at rest'
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I initially thought it was a jibe at soldiers
"Be the rest" as opposed to being individual or whatever.

Then I came down from my Tower Of Wank and chortled heartily.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# :O)


"More convincing finale" = 764KB
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] fancy a job?
(fxfmad, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hehe
orifice angles would be most uncomfortable too.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I have that DVD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# uncanny
i have one called office anals
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Is it about people who are unreasonably pedantic in an office environment?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I fancy a jobbie!
HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Brilliant
I think it needs goatse hands on the halo
(Stripy42, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)
# what, like this?
(fxfmad, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)
# End of day doodle.
The chick with the special pants again.
Making a comic with her in it :)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# no nurses?
:(

although Helga would work too.

EDIT: how rude of me. 'tis a good picture otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Got a comic with Helga in mind, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
#
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
#
drowning pirates
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# GOOD LORD!
she'd crush me to death with those thighs.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# She is only 2 inches tall, so you would be safe.
Fantastic pic, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# You called.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Actually, thor, how old are you?
Where do you live?

What do you do for a living?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# This is the most lazy stalking I've ever witnessed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Lol, wana cyba?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# i'm 18
i live in Lesbos

and i do webcams to make money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That must be uncomfortable at best
They are all round and blunt
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# actually, haven't we discussed this beofre?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# "knead"
:D

That's great - I'm currently colouring one of these (the strangulated robot in the corrider drawing)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# ooh
don't think i've seen that.

do you have a link to the source?

*twangs knicker elastic*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# stupid speel check.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Your pencil has a spell checker?
Where can I get one of those?
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# awsome :D, as always, (I now edit in a nice hat)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# haha impossibly large-breasted cat/woman hybrid thing LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Very well . . . grounded !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] appealing to their core market
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# watermeloning happy baby oran-utang cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# what's the weather like in 2003?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# overcast
but the long range forcast says that 2007 is going to be a long dry summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# pfft
pity the world explodes in 2005 then.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# YOUR MUM explodes in 2005!
ALL OVER YOUR DAD'S COCK!

hey ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Good Lord!
What a beezer idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# :)
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# That's just Dandy!
woo!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# possibly even beano
whatever the hell beano means.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# it's a racist term for a bean
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I thought that was Mungo
...or not
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# It's like a jolly outing for the day
ie. "The Famous five are going for a beano to the seaside with Aunty Mae!"
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)

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