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# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# This fears me!
But I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Did he forget to use the gel?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# looks like he's not been using the GEL
i can't underestimate the importance of using the GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I CANNOT STRESS THE IMPORTANCE OF USING THE GEL ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *wees in ear *
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# "Oh god, I can't remember where I left my paper clip!"
lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# ace!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# the_rhyme_minister and Dean Gaffney's wedding photo


100% real
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I don't know who to feel more sorry for
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Cheggers.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ross's missus
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Captain?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Captain
Black
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Not Captain Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# sorry
explain, me noobish.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Captain Wow is a user.
This is how I picture her. Only with more pirate regalia.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# ah i c
this is Jonathan Ross's woman.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# and less of a gravity well?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# There's always less gravity in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# That's how you picture her?
Not like like what she actually looks like then....
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# you accusing wow of drug abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I don't know?
Am I?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# illumination here:
www.flickr.com/groups/b3tabashes/
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I've never seen a Jellyfish get that close to a human before.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Oooh candy floss and dodgems
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8492481
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# thats not actually her name.
but Jane Goldman probably does anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# jane goldman isn't jane goldman's name?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Wikkid
GAFFNEY - not when am with me myeeeeats!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# excellent you're still here :)
usually new kids with any talent sod off once they realise we're oiks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# This is true
I hope Taters doesn't leave. He has rad skillz.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Were you wanting b3tans to online game with earlier?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# i was indeed. i've been playing counterstrike with a QOTW type
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I suggest you download this
xout.blackened-interactive.com/Cubes.html
And then play it until your eyes bleed.

3D INFINITE LIGHTCYCLES.....WITH GUNS!

I've been playing it since about five this afternoon.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# i'll have a look. i think i need a day away from my laptop. my eyes are hurting
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Then you definitely need to play it now.
IT. WILL. FUCK. YOUR. MIND.

Online play with eight people is excellent.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Where is
Well 'ard?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# ....
www.b3ta.com/board/8484233
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# first i'm killerkitti, then a nonce, then i fake flirt and now i'm a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Yes, yes you are ;)
Only kidding! If you werent all the way where you were I'm sure I'd teabag ya ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Your obsession is starting to worry me ;)

Did you find your song?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# haha no.
did you not see my post, people really think my dean gaffney profile on facebook is the real one.
and now gaffney is married to t_r_m and hash ad an affair with hexachordal in the past.
and i wa married to gaffney.

OO SCANDAL.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Yeah I saw before,
when are Dean and Desmond Tutu gonna get married? That'll shit a few people up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA. soon.
i might married desmond first.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Also, you forgot to tag the image!
Who knows who might try and steal that! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Do it.
He told me he likes you.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I want to marry Desmond Tutu :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I don't think he is friends with you facebook :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Hopefully he will be shortly,
request made ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Me too...
Oh, with Gafney?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# the fonz and his wife approve
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Ayyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I was just about to post a new thread.
Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!
I'm going to treasure this.

Edit: I've just realised that's actually me :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
#
Wedding Passport
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# upstairs downstairs love
their forbidden romance.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# "I FUCKING HATE GOLF"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# agreed
unless it's Tiger Woods PGA thingummy on one of those home video game consoles. Then it represents the acme of civilised relaxation.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Unless you're talking of the Wii version.
It's like relaxing video game golf, with the relaxation part removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# SPORTSCHIMP HATES SPORTS

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# ahahahahah
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Me too
But that's terrific. LOOK AT HIS FACE!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# poorly executed I know, but improving
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# N.B
Before you shoot me, I meant to edit this, not delete the thread. Nothing much lost though. Sorry.
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Ok then.

*readies gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Nice joke!
I was waiting, and waiting, thinking "I hope this gets good".

And it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Have you tried /talk? Might suit you...
Nah, only fucking wit yah!

*ticks the funny box*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# didnt i see this
last night?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I was thinking that...
I arfed at it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Has anyone noticed...
that Jonathan Ross has a ethernet port is his right eye?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I hadn't,
and I thank you for bringing this to my attention.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# mindpissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I was beaten earlier so i'm going to enjoy this.
Mmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# nice sig
you pinched that from me!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# You pinched it from me and you know it.
Look at the times. You were about 26 minutes after me on facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# so i did. well slightly different wordage
BUT I AM DEAN GAFFNEY!

YOU'RE MARRIED TO ME!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i hadn't
thanks for poiting that out
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# mmm
I'd like to repetetively port my cable right in there...

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I thought it was just a loose eyelash
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# hahah
it might be, he hasn't said yet.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I did.
I hear Paul Ross is upgrading to Serial.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Its about time
that cunt upgraded.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# At a casual glance
i had always assumed it was a USB port, but now you've pointed it out...
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# ah
you may have been thinking of Chegwin:
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# That looks more like HDMI to me...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I'd expect him to be more "Hi, Des!"
than Hi Def
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ZING
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Thank you, try the toasties.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# It's a USB Mini-B type.
/geek
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# that's right
10/10
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# woo!
btw
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ah, the human brain
the perfect mass-storage device, shame it's chegwin's
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# HELLO NOT USB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# we are the borg
resistance is.... A BRAND NEW GAMESHOW HOSTED BY CHEGGERS




RESISTANCE IS NAKED
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Resistance is furtive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# /measured in ohms.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Whats it gonna be tomorrow
George clooney with a plug socket in his eye?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# perhaps...
I kinda prefer the UK celebrity...any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# errrr
rick mayal?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I bet that comes in handy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I have not noticed this.
I would however like to check out his wifes "interface".
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# You know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# i know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# and i'm proud of you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
#
[].O
(FAQ, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I'll ethernet port
in your eye if you're
not careful
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Not until this one time
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# woo
(Trull, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Have some sugar puffs from earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Nice shoppage
I want to insert my cable into his eye!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Jane Goldman has got an ultra SCSI connector for an anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Is that your cup? Dirty blind boy!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Fucking good talent though, considering
(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i like the way
stripey is gazing at it admiringly
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# the one in the middle can't take her eyes off him

*edit - is the guy on the left being possessed by ghosts and performing some kind of ouija board experiment?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Like all women she's just a dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# This is good.
"Witty way of letting everyone now I don't watch Big Brother."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I recognise the blind guy from Big Brother.
The rest is completely over my head.

Still, I can appreciate the nice piss animation!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# He was found in the toilet washing his cock in a cup.
The rest of them don't know if he uses the same cup all the time or if they've been drinking from it.
This is what telly's all about!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Fucking hell, and I wasted my time watching the news
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# If you watched the C4 news
you'd get better coverage and you'd be able to watch people panicking about drinking his cock detritus.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# is that the new one from Coca Cola?
Coca Cola
Classic Coke
Diet Coke
Cherry Coke
Cock Detritus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# It's got to be better than Coke Zero.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# there are more germs in the average mouth than in average arse
having someone piss in a cup and then drinking from it is less likely to cause you grief than if someone had licked round the edge (of the cup, not the cock)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# that's
what i tell my self everyday to stop the tears as well.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Germs in the mouth are pretty unlikely to be dangerous,
otherwise they'd be causing the original person problems.
But yes, I'm pretty certain urine is sterile when produced, but that doesn't mean I want to drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# not even when its warm and frothy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Maybe on a cold winter's night.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# he never did anything like that...he poured water from a cup over his cock

and was using the same cup..which he had marked so he knows what one it is.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# for pleasure or by accident?
do they not give these people showers any more?
(saw the first show and then nothing since, I'll wait for them to whittle down to 5 or so when the madness kicks in and then start watching)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I watch the one hour thingy at night
they have tokens for water and they sometimes need to ration it out.

that's why he was pouring it over his bits, and not having a shower
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
all makes sense now. and showas a remarkable amount of thought and consideration for a BB contestant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# How does a blind man mark a cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# with tape
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# If it smells of cock, it's his
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Woo!
Cider!

/nicks CDs
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# who are these people?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# It doesn't matter.
A man is openly pissing into a cup.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# its true but i feel like they are some young trendy people i'd like to invite to a winebar
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# is this unusual behaviour?

perhaps you should come to dinner at asgard one eveing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# hahahahahaah
you act like you don't know

You sit and watch the 24 hour live show on E4. I've seen you doing it, lazily touching yourself while they sleep
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ^
Yep. Treading water until someone puts a cup on their bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# treading water fuck all..I can safely say I've watched it this year
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# i'll admit to watching the first couple of series
out of social experiment curiosity, btu then it got to be people being twats and arseholes to get on Tv and in shiny magazines and i felt it was wrong to gloryfy these people.

and the fact that jade goodie has made millions more then me i find utterly wrong and abhoreant in this society.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# the fact that she is not dead or suffering horribly
is certain proof that there is no god
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# There is a God
We've just done something to REALLY piss him off this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# there is no god
george carlin dying tody should have reminded you about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I used to play AD&D with Conrad Green when we were youngsters
My bullying him as a Dungeon Master led to this mess, I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)
# who is conrad green
also, is it sad to still be playing D&D? i onlt ask as that's what i'm ment to be doing this weekend, but some twat rear-ended my car today.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# He produced the first series
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conrad_Green

And I seriously miss my role playing game days, a decade seems to have drifted me away from mates who were into it; that was quality evening time without ever the flicker of a monitor; some quality called imagination





(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# we use it as an excuse to leave the family unit
play some D&D, Drink, Play XBOX/PS2-3/Wii with out needing to worry about other family members.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# who are these people?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Is that a fat Stallone?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# is that like a 3/4 erection?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# haha
::official lob rating system::
1/4: Waking the resting badger
2/4: Semillon
3/4: Fat Stallone
4/4: Canon at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
it's like the bristol stool scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hmmmm,
i have no idea what this image refers to...
(FAQ, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# You're ever so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# oh
ta
(FAQ, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# ...
Of course not.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I'm so glad I don't watch this shite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I'm so glad someone felt they didn't have to pretend they didn't know
what it was and just gave their opinion of it. *jugs* (spanish hugs)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# and this ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# until i read down i had no idea.
i don't watch tv. but you can tell they're a reality tv show crowd by the way they sit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Took me a while to 'see' this
And took me another while to realise what it was. Ive been great at avoiding big brother this year! I dont even know what the house looks like!

*proud of oneself*

Theres a blind man in the BB house?? Shitting hell - what next, a paraplegic blind, tourettes suffering arsonist?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Also
Is that Nancy Lam on the Left?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Slinky!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# I saw a 3 legged dog today
No shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I saw one with a cork up its arse.
No shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
# How did it smell?!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# legless
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I don't see the point of this.
I'd just get caught on my cock!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i
get caught on my cock all the time :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Well if you do insist
in getting a private japs eye
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I'm leaving for +-10 days, so have this:
Photobucket

i'm going to Amsterdam and then to belgium for: www.graspop.be , so have fun b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Looks like a good lineup.
Have a good one.
/jealous
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Oh good lord.
I couldn't think of anything I'd want to go to less, however that does look like the Mecca of that sort of music so have a nice time :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)
# This ^
I went to a party the other night with live music, but most of the bands were all just that "RARGH HUUURRRGH DEATH RAGE KILL RUUUURGH" kind of music...
It was horrible... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I understand there's a lot of fans of,
and I belive this is how you spell it, RAWRK on b3ta. It aint for the_minister though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:28, archived)
# It doesn't all look too bad.
Some of it's as bad as the God-awful Anorexia Nervosa, but a lot of the line-up looks fantastic.
Don't think I could survive 10 days of it, though. I need to get some classical down my ears every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
#
Why do you think gramophones have become the essential festival accessory this year?
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Wow, Graspop looks awesome!
Have a good time!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# That line up is awesome
have fun you lucky bastard
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)
# :D

slipknot playing at it?...or was that just in the flash intro

I'll just talk to myself then will I?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)
# That's adorable! :D
Have fun in Amsterdam, and send my deepest sympathies to your ears. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# How can you go 10 days without b3ta?
SERIOUSLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:28, archived)
# He'll be crawling to an Internet cafe within 3 days,
a fistful of Euros thrown onto the desk, and he will sit, and he will log on, and he will finally realise that he's become addicted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Probably, Yes
and thanks all :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Also, let me know if you can get by speaking just english and shit french over there.
I might have to look at going next year.
I managed to get by alright at Wacken in Germany last year.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I know a friend went to Rock am Ring last year.
He got by fine with English and year 9 standard French.
Just be careful in Belgium. Apparently, the Dutch-speakers will hate you if speak in French, and the French speakers vice versa.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I don't care if they hate me so long as they give me beer
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Luckily, I'm sure that's the same in all languages.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I'll just point at a likely looking tap and throw some coins at them
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I was planning to go to Wacken.
but Graspop is better this year, so i decided to go there instead.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Have fun at your pop concert
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# you've deviously implanted
said mr bungle song into my head now i need to go searching through my music to play it so i can purge. thankies :)

x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Wombles for 2012...plus extra chav factor
(funkmaster, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaha that guy is a fucking G.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Olympic Massacre
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I like the roof
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# thanks but wah wah.
you are the only one looked at my pic by the sounds of it.
My subtle gag on the state of Great Britain was sadly overlooked by a thread-ruining c**t (rappola).

Glad you liked the roof though.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# :)
At least you lightened this thread up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)
# are you being racist?
if a white person spat you wouldn't care.




+ everyone knows athletes are black.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# wtf?
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# White people.
spit.
racism.
duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# ahha
lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# naomi campbell said first bit
it would happen multiple times if all the ahtletes came over because they are mostly black.
But athletes are not spoilt cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# you are
amazing sir!
You have mustered racism and athletes from nowhere.
but still wtf?

*oh sorry and naomi cambell...are you on drugs? (can I have some?)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# start watching the news and stuff
and then get into my brain and decypher my fuckhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I hate racists, even more than I hate Blacks!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# also -


im not racist, racism is a crime.

crime is for black people.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I also like:
I'm not racist..I hate everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# fuck off
crabshag
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i don't i swear
but seriously, despite the gibberish in this thread i am not racist.
I just enjoy jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# what did one snowman say to the other snowman?

can you smell carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Found it, I'll put it here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha.
'NING EVERYONE!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Hello Mr Lemon


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Oh it's the lemon!
Best of all the citrus fruits, except the lime.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# hi
and a good evening to you
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I love black people
but I hate niggers.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)
# You are Chris Rock.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Excellent
My favourite entry by a mile :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I saw that as the drums from rock band
or at least, the drum-set from hell!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
#

edit: if you actually do like these ill start doing more.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# That was unexpected!
woo"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Fantastic.
and I don't even know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# edit: i read your sig as "needs some sort of bash"
stupid caewan..

hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Rofl
bash me ;)

Hey
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Unfortunatly my penis is not 200 miles long.
Also guess what!?
6 days of work left
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Wow wow wow
COME WORK IN TESCO :D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)
# But i'm lazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# He has custard in his coat!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# If he has a coat that produces infinite custard, I want it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Only if it's cold.
Don't give me no hot custard.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# You are surely insane
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# and with 3 naked chicks wrestling in it.

Hang on, that would be pretty hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Double U, Tee, Eff
Hot custard is the way forward.
Cold custard is mank.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You're wrong.
So wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Would you put cold custard on a hot dessert?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I'd probably just have the custard on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8492249
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I just love me some cold custard.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Well, if there's any of my hot custard left, you can wait 15 minutes
and have it off me.

Deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Ok but can you stir it periodically so that it doesn't get a skin.
Thanks man :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# The skin is the best bit!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8492249
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I shall build a machine to do the periodic stirring.
I shall be sitting down patting my stomach in content and won't want to be stirring all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Perhaps you can arrange your contented patting to power the stirring.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# This satisfies my requirements.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Nooo!
Both are lovely!

Hot chocolate fudge cake with cold custard... *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ^This^
Hot custard is work of the devil
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# You're onto something here.
These are cocking excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# mmmm....custard *drools*
(big fat cocks, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# think thats finished...what you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# im trying to start doing digital paintings
but i can't do eyes, i can do skin ok though :)


this is WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Those meant to be daisies in her hair?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# levitating intimation of daisy.....fuck knows....just wanted a pre-raphaelite faeryness.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Well it's very pretty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# A beautiful creation
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Beautiful stuff.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Oh wow.
It looks very deep, like it's coming out of the screen. I like this ALOT.

Edit: I really don't think I conveyed how much I love this. I stop everytime I scroll past.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# At least she's prettier than KRISTEN SCHAAL
Or whatever her name is.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# You are a philistine.
While I was arguing that this morning I forgot to go to work and was an hour and a half late. Despite this I got promoted today!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Where the hell do you work?!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Costa Coffee.
Slackest of all the corporate coffee houses.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# How fortunate for you.
Costa is a bit shit though, all expensive and pretentious.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Pretentious?
Nah. Cheaper than Nero and Starbucks and far higher quality. You should come in my Costa. Yesterday me and another girl that works there were really bored so we started coming up with new frescato flavours by putting cakes in the drinks and now we're going to be selling them in the shop. We're also going to be having a create your own option where we'll make a drink out of anything we've got in the shop for a flat price. We're designing all of the POS for it aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I'll come in your Costa
*leers*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Anytime buddy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Oh my.
That's awesome.

Where is your Costa?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Bishop's Stortford.
We should have you bash there. A sober, mid-day one.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Where is Bishop's Stortford??
Sober, pfft.

I WANT DRUNKEN B3TANS AND I WANT THEM NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hertforshire's where it's at.
/ac

We could have Irish Coffee mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# My Grandma lives in Hertfordshire :)
CONVENIENCE.


An afternoon coffee bash would be a bit lully. I suggest you arrange this.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Now that I've been promoted I get given keys.
We could have a late night one in the shop. I suggest you arrange it and I'll bring the beer. Or we could joint arrange it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Oh wooah
sneaky bash :)


We should do this.
We really should.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Ok.
Co-hosted by Face and the_minister.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# stop wanking!
lovely pic btw!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Seeing as I've never done this before
have a 'Hi'.


Hi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# You've never said Hi to anyone?
You're 'orrible.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I just meant that I've never said hi to KittyVomit before!
I am not 'orrible :(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# You've never said hi to KittyVomit before?
Bitch
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Don't know why!
Hence me deciding to do so now... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Fair enough.
She's pretty scary.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# cheers kitty
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# This is marvellous!
I would be happy to see more of this kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Oooh very pretty
I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# lovsecs
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Is it unexpected rape hour?
Yay!

(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# squelch
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I too approve of this.
I also which to see more.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# There was a new episode last night
It's in my profile
(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# *rushes to profile*
Review: Amerigo and Chimley Ep23 Series 2

The new series kicked off last night with an unusually short episode, just two frames long,
centred around the dynamic duo watching television. A little dull you might think for a comic
which has reached such dizzying heights as 'the Rapebot one'. It's your basic set-up and punchline routine,
delivered with characteristic bad taste and the cutting observation on todays media cultivated culture we've
come to expect from A and C. If this is a prophetic look at the series ahead then bring on episode 24!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# It's part one of a five-part arc
(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Just call me Jollyjack
(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# what happened to pbf?
the website hasn't been updated in months.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I see you have an external hard drive.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# That computer must have a lot of RAM
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# does it hold a floppy?
*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I am not enough of a computer lover to come up with any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# See 'dongle' below
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# What? That's tiny!
Oh right, you meant down the board... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Might be tiny..
But it's super-quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# That is not a good thing either :\
*pity hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Careful, you might set it off!
*hugs back*
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# No, that would be a pity lapdance followed by a compensation blow job.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# *uploads to your hardrive*
;D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# it has a CD drive

C
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# now that's what i call a dongle.
tj: anyone got any freeware dvd-ripping software recommendations?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# you have no idea how much i used to laugh when i said
bluetooth dongle.

:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Handbrake.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# *starts to worry*
the internets can do this?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# It's the only reason
some people are here on the Internets.
They surf in hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# *seconds*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Cocks on the internet!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# If I owned a snack factory...


... I would make these.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# that is officially the least thought about slogan ever.

i'd still buy them.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Omnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# i'd only end up picking at my food
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I had a scab once, and thought i'd pick it.
/1984 Miner's strike joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Topical as ever
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I was there!
At home, watching it on the news, I was 12!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# And my parents were probably vaguely considering my existence.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# there was nothing about a miner's strike in 1984
i've read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Arthur Scargill is watching you.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# *taunts*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Scabs are actually faaairly tasty.
Especially knee scabs... I have fond memories of licking those as a child.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# is a disclaimer required...
...stating the scabs were your own?

Perhaps not. It's all valuable protein...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Haha! They were definitely mine...
and none were actually ingested.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# unfortunately these are real...


go team thai!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# chewy chocolate-flavoured colon?
the real stuff really is crazier than anything I could make up.
this engrish.com section is a treasure trove of sheer snack madness.

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# A mate brought these in to work today...
...pretty nice actually.

Oh, and brought in a couple of bags of clodhoppers too.
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Stays crispy...
Even in blood!
(Jediwannabe, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Well that's just lovely.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Ooh, ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hoo-ray!
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# That;s the worst magic 8 ball I've ever seen
(__, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Yay, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# superhappyhamster/gineaupigthingtime!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Off to Hamsterdam?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# CURSE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# You gotta be fast in this game ,boy


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# If you ditch the compliments it might bring you up to speed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I edited that in after.
Still didn't make it. I need more time on typeracer.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Going to Hamsterdam?
Nice bobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# New Guinea (pig)
actually
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Haha great.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# :'(
God bless little Gertrude the Amazing Rodents soul. She is in Heaven now prolly....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# *Runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# is it proptermus prime
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha.
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Oi I just read down there about your weird messages for Gaffney.
I just logged into the Desmond Tutu account I created and had this in my inbox, "you n your racism against sri lankans, your just fake! we lost all the respect we had for you, so simply fuck you, all south asians like us from world wide nations are cursing you! we NO longer have respect for you. simply fuck you old man!"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# links?
/lazy blog
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Post it on links or link to the message?
I can't link to the message. This is Tutu's profile
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA. brilliant.


edit: also dean had an affair with hexachordal. rofl.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I know.
I've got loads of friend requests too from people I've never heard of and one from Robert Mugabe.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# :O
Not cool.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# desmond tutu just sent me a message. HAHAHAHAHA
i love you jack!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I don't know what you mean?
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# you've had my sloppy seconds.
DEAN LOVED ME FIRST.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# He's my man sister.
I got a ring on his finger. You had your chance.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# you got your finger up his arse then?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Oooh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# oh baby
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Now that's an intimidating eye exam.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# does it say "made in tiawan" at the bottom?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# and have lead paint on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# someone asked me to "lick the windows" last week...
i refused
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# and is oppressive to the people of tibet
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Tiawan mexico?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Pfft.
www.dafont.com/i-hate-comic-sans.font
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Nice!

Have some similar spangage.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Froggy!


Edit: Smallened for yous. Click here for bigger again.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha...
* The little twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I do love frogs
*glee on face*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Where's the Granny?



Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# She's Fucked.
[EDIT: Just for old times sake: FROG FUCKS GRANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Genuine LOL!

JUVENILE PILLOCKRY ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# is that user id unbannified yet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# ALBUQUERQUE!
win.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# HOT DOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# when will you be querky?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Genoa?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# ALABAMA?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# can you smell carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# jan dilldo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# dr who!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I took the south west b3tans club badge
It sit nicely on my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# what a wonderfully thoughtout wooyay :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I must concur!
It is most pleasing :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# It is rather grand, and earns a Hi Cockalorum, I think.
Sorry for not saying so sooner, I have been tinkering with file sizes and stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I've seen frogs grow in the wild you know
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# ribbbit!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Boingy McFrogman
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I love those fwoggies!
In other news, although I have never played the game and never will, Im loving the WoW adverts! Especially the Mr T one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Forward planning wasn't Jesus' strong point...
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# what are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# in his mouth?
Nails.
:p
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# He should not bite his nails.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ah!
i get it now, but really the big sharp thing in his stomach
would of killed kept the lower half of his body up.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# that jebus sure did love a bit of bum love
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Oh, that Jesus, always the prankster.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# may i offer a tiny advise
sort out a background layer that remains the same throughout the whole anim', perhaps like the last frame, you'll aviod the cross loosing its grain when the big man takes a dive. all the other layers can then be just jeebus doing his thing, minus any background.
make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Absolutely.
I realised after I should of started with the last frame. but by that point I'd spent more than 10 seconds on it, and was bored hehe. I normally don't make it this bad, but free advise always appreciated. Thanks :)
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# He never said it was free
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Sigh
*Assumes the position*
*Presents*
(Virulent, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Yay, I love presents
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# of course
you clearly know what you're doing, i should have checked your profile before proffering unneeded advise.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Am I too late?

I should at least get bonus points for doing this at work on the clock and with their bread.

EDIT: The crab is from a board game and came along for the cheeky photo op
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I bet you enjoyed thrusting that into a nice hot oven.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I hope that's flour.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I just got an email from Paul Foot.
thank you very much, Tom. god dress you.

see you again soon.

Paul
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# *bows*
Are you a connoisseur too?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# BAH!
i made a bread cock in when i was 14 in food technology.

It wasn't as well shapen as that though - damn :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I have many years of experience in making breaden phalluses
/resume
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# because he kneaded a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# + into his balls
while wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Lieutenant Surge?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# MAN THAT WAS TOTALLY THE HARDEST GYM LEADER TO BEAT
but it was so worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Crumbs!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# bums!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Bread and BUTTER!
/Brando blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# This cock is made of BREAD...oh waiter!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Nah....
You have come just in time....

* Listening to Blink 182: I Miss You
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# DING DONG
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Sorry to hear of your divorce.
Was it adultery? I bet was adultery, there's just too much Gaffney to go around.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# it was..he says he plans to marry them!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Slut.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck people think i'm really dean fucking gaffney
this was in my inbox

Hi Dean
You will have absolutely no idea who I am. Me and my sister have always been big fans of yours and if you accepted me as a friend on facebook it would wind her up no end
Gill


along with a bunch of friends requests.

edit: and this message

Hi there just a quick message to see hello and can you go back to eastenders now bianca is back it would be great to have you back lol im not crazy honest
take care
julie stott

rofl.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# silly fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# indeed. according to the profile he is 86 years old.
and interested in men and married to me until last night.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# maybe they have lots of money and a weak heart
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# * Still upset!
www.b3ta.com/board/8490350
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I'M NOT KILLERKITTI!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Woops... still made you look


* You have to laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# heaven forbid i ever posted a milestone post...
you'd all reply with "JAIL BAIT"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
#


You have got to laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Now married to me.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# LOL IM NOT CRAZY HONEST?
I get these kinds of emails a couple of times a day. One actually ended with 'and I'm not a stalker, okay?'

I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# how come you get stalkery messages?
i want stalkery messages..for me and not for me pretending to be dean gaffney.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Because I am internet famous, darling.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# even more so now!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# You give me a stalk.....
But that's not what you meant is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# *THRUST*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# i had one like that on sent to me on facefook
'I'm not a stalker, ok, so no need to worry'

right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# ....yeah... sorry about those
:P

Top album BTW.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# haha, cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# two nuns sitting on a wall, man in a mac walks by and flashes them & one of the nuns has a stroke
the other couldn't reach
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
#





???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# You're shit on flash ;)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# i am shit on flash
and im also shit on imageready.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# You're flash on shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Why is this woman showing me her japes eye?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# because she's in love with you
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Well, I have just shaved a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I just shaved some whores.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# a whore's what?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)
# No, horse, you know, mOOooooo, mOooo, horse.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# oh right yeah
i know him.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# It's just a flash in the pan
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# knob
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# That's very swollen.
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Cockage


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)

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