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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

Hahaha Nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

thankyee

hope it hasn't dunbinned

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

hahahahahahahhahaha!

i office loled! thank you :D

*click*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

yay! office lol!

well you asked for it :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

pfft

yes

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

pfft? you may need this:

www.wikihow.com/Pass-Gas-in-Bed-Without-Anyone-Noticing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

I'll make it worse

nicely done btw! :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

HAHA

needs KAMAHL!!
ed: fixed spelling

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

Happy B3taday.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

ta!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

sydney harbour fridge :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

beer fridge?

sweeeeeeeeeeet

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

That's clearly a fridge freezer

Fake!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

Food and the opera house go well together

This is my bread bin. It's called "Opera".
I open it halfway and it becomes a roman helmet or an armadillo.
I love it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

corr that's fab! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

WOW That is positively smashing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Wow

I wants it as a helmet.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

awesome!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

I really love well designed household objects!

Do you also own the Philippe Stark orange squeezer?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

Lemon squeezer, yes

yesand a tray some taps and various other things.
I have lots of Alessi produced things as I am a design nut.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

*bows*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

the one that looks like a war of the worlds tripod but actually isn't a very good juicer?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

That's the one

I've had it for yonks but have never used it.
I hear it works very well. Good design combines form AND function and I find it hard to believe that if it didn't do the job he would have made it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

i like this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

yay thankee

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

hahahaha!

Thats brill

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

ta!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

More Martin & Timmy...

Because I've not done one in a bit :)

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

haahaaahaha Ramsey's on the box at the moment

my mum's watching it. All I can here is fuck or *bleep*
And she whinges about my language.
ed: i r 1337 yay!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

Cockbadger ???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

Yes!

You are! :D

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

Am I what?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

Hehehehehe

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

bang

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TheOther, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

hahahaha

great stuff :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

THIS IS THE WAY OF THINGS

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

haha, messy!

messy!

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

sorry :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

HaHa

Love it.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

this is LIFE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

unexpected anvil!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

hahahahhaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

Forgive a moment of pure self-indulgence...

Thankyou.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

Awesome!

In other news, LOOK AT THE EMAIL I JUST RECIEVED.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

This morning, I got a spam e-mail informing me that "Obama openly supports abortion and gay rights in bid to win more support from the masses."

(to a .nl domain ffs)

That was all.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

abortions and gay right?

that's a good thing in my book, but then i'm not an ignorant merkin. they really need an IQ test on voting forms.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

if only

I do love how in my country, a politician could be in more trouble for not openly supporting gay rights

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

hippy barfday by the way :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

fanku

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

i fuckin hope you told them!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

Hahaha nice!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

thats ace

i may print it out for the people in my office that read the mail

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

Why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh WHY?

Did they take a potentially perfectly decent Sci Fi series and cast KEVIN BLOODY SORBO in the lead role?!

Nice pic, btw.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

remind me

what series is this?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

andromeda

dull as ditchwater series about people twatting about in space.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

Except that it has Lexa Doig in it, which makes it worth watching :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

her surname is onamatapeic of the noise my cock makes standing to attetion whenever is see her

still not worth watching the show tho.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

ah ok, sounds dodgy :D

been watching Battlestar Galactica (the new one) lately, have to admit I'm hooked!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)

brilliant show... just got season 3, and have a few eps left to watch....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

i switched of that show the second they revealed the baddies were taking human form

baddies in human form = slow moving, cheap, dull programme

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda_%28TV_series%29

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

Might as well jump on board the bandwagon

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Ooooh

*looks around*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

*sharp intake of breath*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

fake.

letters should be mirrored

but woo :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

the cat said it backwards

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

makes sense.

i'm sorry i doubted

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

YES

I love it when some old memes pop up from time to time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

Yeah yeah...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

this ^

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

Hahahaahaha

Excellent!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

Got to be done...

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)

gah!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

yaay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)

Some eggage

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

oh an egg

OM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

stop eating everything i draw!

bastard!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

buurp!

I'm waiting for a pussy!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

well,

keep waiting :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

story of my life

*sobs*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

shut up already...

girls don't like me :(
i'm waiting for a pussy :(
i have a small cock :(
my arm pits smell like french cheese :(

go fuck a hooker.. and draw something! (i don't think i've seen something from you recently..)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

fine story of our lives then

alright fine
I'll start a thread.
...
just you wait
you'll all fear my power
...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

Lovely

But I hope that is a generic sleepy hat and not a Christmas one.
Posting Christmassy things in July makes baby Jesus cry.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

what that it's 5 months till his birthday?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

Or that he's only gestated for four months

and doesn't like being reminded he can still be legally aborted?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

what about 24100 months?

i'll prepare the knitting needle.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

I dunno

I just make it up as I go along.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

freeb's little girl is born at Christmas

so they have a party for her in June

\o/

:)

... although my memory is so poor I might be confusing Freeb's coolness with someone else.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

I was born on Christmas day.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

that makes you more special than you already were

in my eyes.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Ithengyew

*hands over current month's payment*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

i was born exactly 9 months after valentines day.

guess it was a successful one that year.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

ha ha ha

... do you perhaps have a copy of the card your dad sent your mum?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

i must ask my dad

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

It said:

"Clear"

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

My friend and I are going to host a mid-year Christmas dinner

on the 25th of this month. I can't wait.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

hah we had one of them two weeks ago as my sister missed chrismas dinner cos she was in australia

it was weird eating food that heavy in summer

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

Some people do that here

because it's the Southern Hemisphere and therefore winter.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

Good thinking.

It's going to be really weird.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

yes and it is stupid

fucking touristy town where i live spacks out for "yulefest" yulefest my arse.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

do they sacrifice a virgin to ensure the sun rises?

yule being a pagan festival and all

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

and do you all wear hats on your feet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

Yes

Yes we do.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

haha

it's a sleey hat..
he just woke up

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

Oh so insensitive to the Jewish people as well

\begin{sing}
Wwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllll....
kyle's mum's a bitch she's a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
\end{sing}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

eggselent :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

I can imagine the result :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

I just woke up and was quite excited at the prospect of having

boiled egg and soldiers but then discovered we had no bread so I had to have Special K :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

Yay

Noon JJ!

* I am an artist Look ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

oh god!!

When shall Art wake up with a printer.haircut?

I suggest smash with hammer.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

*bangs head on desk*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

At least *I* am safe ;)

A 7 year old just rejected a drawing of mine after bursting out laughing and saying "that looks nothing like a giraffe".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

when it was clearly supposed to be an elephant!

how do you get 7 year olds to reject drawings?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

I drew him an elephant and he recognised that

so maybe there is hope.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

I hope he said "He's ill."

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

pffh kids now a days!!

I demand to see said giraffe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

I was going to bring it home from work

but it was being handed around the shop and laughed at by people and I slunk out tail between my legs.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

damn their black hearts!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

Brilliant

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TheOther, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

in the last frame

the funny faced guy has just noticed Art's eyebrows AICMFP

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

Please sir

Has the Vanity thread ended?! I want to know more about her spirity guidey thing!

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

Vanity and Stoker will be back.

But a visit to Quinten R&D might come first....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

*glees!*

Edit: now with added first ever animation pearoast

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

I love pearoasting my first animation

becuase cocks are funny

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

^ 100% truth

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

this bodes ill

if i ever find a bird silly enough to look at mine :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

If you're asking girls to look at it, then you're doing it wrong

*goes off to locate the ladybird book of the karma sutra*

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

I'm not asking them

they just aren't exactly throwing themselves at me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Aw, you're naught but a pup

Plenty of time.

If you're not the super-fit, Brad Pitt type then work hard on the personality and the sense of humour.

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

or he can try

guys..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

what's Quinten R&D?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

S.K.P.?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

aah the ones who have Jack

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

They found a few bits of armour....

....they think it might be plating from a tank.

There's a weird stain on one piece.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

CILIT BANG!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Err - what sort of stain?

Someone really likes their tanks?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

glee :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

though i rather liked jack

i prefer the aimless denizens.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

The Escapee...

= Scarlet, right?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

AICMFP

I think

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

ooooooooooooo

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)

Ooo Scarlet back-story?

God how did I become a SA geek?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

new webcomic?

what's wrong with this one?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

lol

bites lip

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

this is utterly true

and now you've doomed b3ta

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

OH GOD!

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

I'm fine

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

Phew!

*makes cup of tea in celebration*

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

*adds champagne*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

Top up?

*squeezes left boob*

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

yeah - thanks

... mmmm - warm AND sparking. It's a seldom experienced sensation.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

^more of these

I miss those two

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

Me too

I particularly like his "how to act like a Psychopath".
Very informative.
Repost JJ? Pretty Please?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

found it.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

not seen this one :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

It's old.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

\o/

Very informative. Ta :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

Quick draw request!

Quick draw Chloe with a time machine, getting up to all kinds of mischief.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

*takes notes*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

is it wrong

that I worry about there being no step 5? :)

(Gareth, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

There is a step 5.

Why? What is it YOU see?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

steps 1 to 4

then 6

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)

I don't see 5 either

Does this mean that my head is broked?

(GIbbonsrwild, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

hehe he broked the internets!

i rather liked the most recent freakshow btw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

Well it only applies to artists.

I think you'll be alright....

predictable

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

three minutes?

you're getting slow.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)

It's difficult typing with one hand.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

i've stopped finding it odd that you start masturbating when you reply to my posts

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

*sigh*

do you need me to talk you through the vinegar strokes?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

Not really, I think he was on a few minutes ago.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

I don't think it affects piss artists.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

I don't think it only applies to artists somehow...

...a new webcomic? *excites*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

fannytastic

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

art?

technology?
it's all over my head...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

what about photoshopperers and other artists in digital mediums?

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)

doomed

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

OK?

Click for flashiness.

(dash2, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

flashy things are bad m'kay?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

whysat then?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

^this

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

you wanna see the board BOGGED DOWN with a fuckload of flash anims all over the place?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

I've only just realised that you didn't say, "fishy things are bad".

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

And now a word from Prodigy69...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

argrhagrh

*get epileptic, falls on the floor and wiggles*

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

damn if you were in the bath I could do my washing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

That's not funny

I had a cousin who died like that.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

choked on a shoe?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

Did he choke on a sock?

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

No he drowneded

bastards

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)

all you need is for me to get into a bath and wiggle?

I can do that.. no prob.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

i rather like flashy things

pudels especially

(panda-chan i give good advice but seldom take it, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

sweet

*flashes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

no pudel.

fake.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

there will be a puddle

soon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

Link it in consideration of others, please.

In other news, it's racist for toddlers to say "Yuk":

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/education/2261307/Toddlers-who-dislike-spicy-food-racist,-say-report.html

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

SO who do you hate if you don't like celery?

(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

yourself

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

Saw that yesterday! for god sake!!!!

kids are racist for not liking curry!!!!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

OMG REAL NEWS!!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

tory

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

Newspaper article in 'grossly distorting the facts shocker'

more at ten.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

Just like the Sport on Sunday

BIN LADEN TO BUY NEWCASTLE UTD (real story - a Saudi Arabian Sheik wanted to buy some shares)

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

that'll teach you for buying it

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

how do you make a small fortune from a football team

start with a big one.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

Oh I didn't realise.

What are the real facts?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

Perhaps those reported by a non-biased newspaper*?

(which The Telegraph cannot be accused of being).
*if such a thing exists

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)

Absolutely.

I'm just trying to think of a non-biased newspaper.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

fucking daily mail

If i could push a button to make that nazi rag disappear forever i would do so with great joy.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

for fuck sake

fucking cival servants trying to justify their existance again.

my little girl is 2 and i've tried her with some curry, she doesn't like it as it's too stong a flavor for her at the moment, i myself detested curry until my mid twenties, now i love the stuff, it doesn't mean that i was a racist beforehand.

seems to me like £12million of public money being wasted again.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

racist

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

I love curry, always have, even as a baby

but hate ethnic folk. go figure

not really :D

I love everyone, except whitey

not really

really? no.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

FFS!

that's it, I'm packing up and emigrating

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

thats some fantastic journalism

"I say, Blenky, a report has come out saying its not ok for our kids to call people nig-nogs or pakis any more"
"does it by jove? we'll smother that bit of anti-racism with a story that focuses on one rather silly aspect of the report"

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

I was going to say that, as if nursery staff need 12 million pounds to be convinced to buy different types of food.

Or maybe it's because foreign food is made from gold dust and parts of Lord Lucan.

Also since when has curry or spicy food ever been identified as a foreign or something which racists refuse to eat...

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

Oi I watched four episodes of that Cowboy Bebop.

It was really really good. I'm downloading loads of episodes now.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)

YOU DOUBTED ME?!

I should kill you just for that.

I don't know which episodes you saw, but it shouldn't matter if you see a few middle ones providing it wasn't any of the ones with background stories in because that would get confusing if watched in the wrong order.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

is it as good as FMA?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

Quicker, better, stronger, doesn't have fucking awful ending which ruins the entire preceding story and series.

God the ending to FMA was awful, apparantly they wouldn't let them used the planned ending for the manga (which is still going to my memory) so they used one which ruined all the darkness and evil.

Full Metal Alchemist is alright for anime. But Cowboy Bebop is actually brilliant, not just for anime but as a television series.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

i've still not seen the end of fma

i stopped about 3 episodes before the end for some reason...

i'll give cowboy be-bop a go when i finally finish downloading dawn of war. its taking a fucking age.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)

One was entirely on the ship

and something was going about biting everyone and it turned out it was something from a fridge. Another one had some bloke in it that turned out to be a woman and they were chasing someone called Vicious. I think they were backstory ones but I enjoyed them.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

Ahhh yes, Jupiter Jazz. That is one of the two parters, of which there are only two.

That's actually one of the first Spike story episodes to my memory, but you really need to see the start bit of the first episode and the various allusions to his previous life to understand it fully.

Also if you don't want to download the episodes there is a less hi-res alternative they are on youtube, and there was another streaming option but I think it's currently knackered.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)

See also here

(dash2, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

Relevant.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

a mervellous read

whats your point?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

how on earth

they can link a plate of food to a whole race of people is absolutely disgusting.

(Kierz, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

whenever you rent or buy a video

you need to be sure that when it says hardcore it means hardcore... why I once accidentally rented an instructional video on how to fix photocopiers...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

Ouch!

RIS?

Edit: YAY for linked goodness!

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

*Fits

Ahhhhh....._{.._{.._{._{._.}}}}

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

welcome new person,

hope you enjoy it here. just a couple of things to note:
Animations tend to get frowned upon if they go over 250k here. It's a reasonable guideline to try and achieve, and if you have difficulty in optimizing it, let us know what program you're using, and one of us will more than likely be able to help.
'Spack' images have been done to death, and some people can have bad reactions to them on /board. If in doubt, link the image with a note saying 'warning! spack ahead', or some such :)

welcome aboard

edit: and cheers for that :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

^ Yawn

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)

Actually I think he's edited to a still

and stuffed up his link or is my internets to slow to see?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

he has indeed!

what a kind fellow :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

pity he isn't going to be feeling prodigy69's love and kindness

ed: oh he's adblocked it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

adblocked

~~ignored~~

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

Lol!

www.b3ta.com/board/8538652

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

have I became so predictable? ;D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)

It's one of the lynchpins of causality as I see it...

post spack = flamed by prodigy

The day that doesn't happen I will be in a concrete bunker wearing a tinfoil hat.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

Don't get those materials mixed up

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

World of CraftyWanks

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

its always that time.

but when is it toap time?

(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

Is a Scull a WoW thing? or should that be Skull?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

Ah what a guff.

Has everyone missed the fine cock that I have crafted onto said Mr.Stormrage?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

looks like the end of a belt

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

yes. all my belts look like that.

;)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

mine does

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

My willy looks like a belt(er)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

Ba dum tish !!

he's here all week folks.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

Try the veal

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

it's got a really tasty

profit margin

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

I think it's a rowing thing.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

what?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

Scullphucked

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

its a Stoap

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

I don't get it...

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

TOACGI

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

STOAP!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

Stoap messing about

Noons Boarders

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

Shit Text On A Picture

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

But it has a large appendage on ?

And I also crafted his name too.

*sulks*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)

time for a good Sulk fcuking

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

he's on form today!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)

TOAMMORPG

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

what?

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

what about the time for a good scullfucking that belongs to it?

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

MMORPG = SAD

no, really, don't you have anything better to do with your time? go and help at the soup kitchen or something.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

But remember...

Soup boils, soup spoils

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

Did your mother tell you that?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)

also

coffee boiled is coffee spoiled, but a watched pot never boils, stop looking at my coffee.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

keep looking at me coffee

shirley

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

OOoooOOh

Nice coffee!
two lumps?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

and, watching the microwave while its on gives you cancer of the brain.

but then again, I could have just made that up..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

I concur muchly with this statement!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

As I keep saying, it's always time for a good skullfucking

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

whu?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

Thought I was still on 4chan for a sec then.

(I think I'm spending too much time there, I have the urge to type 'LOL FAGGOT' every 32 seconds.)

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

anytime there is too long

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

LOL FAGGOT

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)

Approaches to doughnut jam insertion...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)

woo!! i like this

but i want to see #1-3 :(

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

Is there one where you inject jam into your testicles and then make sweet love to one?

I want to see that one!

(

Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

I am never eating a cream filled doughnut from you

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

Woo!

All the more for me!

nyom nyom nyom nyom oops missed a bit!

(

Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

^ What she said

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

SHE?!?!

I'll wobble your arse!

My name is Vlad, nice to meet you :D

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)

Hahaha - Auto-reply

Hello Vlad, nice to meet you to 8}

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)

Haha

Does anyone else like to fill theirs with squirty cream up the jam-hole?

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

I didnt, but I do now :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

Cradle it carefully in your hand,

allowing it to expand but not burst.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

you can squirt cream up my jam-hole any time, sugar

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

* Office lol

(You git!)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

I thought I had imbued the original with sufficient innuendo.

...

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

WRONG.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

i suspect this may be illegal in several southern US states

but I want to try it anyway

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)

Would you like to squirt some in his freshly opened Jam Hole ¬

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)

maybe he can crawl in:

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

Yea... (nice hat)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

thankie

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)

Oh wow

I want a jam launcher

(

Jonnee generic comment, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

They are having so much fun :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

I WANT ONE OF THOSE!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

It's a Vickers .303 Jam Cannon

If you want one.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

does it work with other condiments

and preserves? ... if so, how is it at handling bits like caramelised onion or pickled swede?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

Ahh many people have fallen foul of nozzel blockage

For more chunkey munitions, you will be after the M19 (gravy) Browning machine gun.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)

.303?

You'll be wanting at least a .762 for effective jam insertion shirley?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

haha,

at that calibre you'd end up with plenty of jam but very little doughnut.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

WHAT are you mad?

You would ensure Jammy annihilation.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

and that's a bad thing how?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)

"Thinks for a moment.........."

.................oh, fair point.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)

he needs to stand closer

jolly good show old boy !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

god i love this

woooo wooooooo

*click*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

YES!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

SHIRLEY THE APPLICATIONS ARE ALMOST LIMITLESS!

WOO YAY HOOPLA

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

hahaha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

this is absolutely ace

i wouldn't want the job of the guy on the right thoguh

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)

Depends on how much you like jam

I guess.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)

hahaha

joyous

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

this fills me with glee

and jam.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)

Oh wow!

Science and food again in one post. You are the dog's bits.
*click*
BTW my chutney audit photo turned out so blurry that it was unusable. I was very upset.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

No No No

What you need is a jam LAZER.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

ning is far too popular

Sir Elton redressess the balance

nice and big too

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

NOON !

(

bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

if you look directly into his eyes

he'll check out the size of your penis...

WOO YAY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

haha!!

*covers self*
i'm ashamed of it...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)

well I'm glad I put on my lead y-fronts this morning

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

Clever how he made the Jizz on his Jacket look like a snake.

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)

Look at this funny man I found on the intrawebz;

ocworld.freedomblogging.com/files/2007/09/donny-george-30-sept.JPG

774kb

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

HAHA WHAT A FUNNY MAN.

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

He is a funny man, with the things that he's a doin'.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)

Action Man eyes...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)

he has very long eyelashes

for a man.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)

i have very long eyelashes for man

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

i have a very long man for an eyelash

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

i have long eyes for a lashed man

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)

I'm on the lash, and I'm a midget.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)

let's play kick the midget!

dont kick the midget.

KICK THE MIDGET!

*kicks*

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)

Do not kick me, I am wee and quite drunk.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)

*kicks*

*steals booze*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)

*lays in gutter, bruised and bloodied along the way*

Oh dear God..why has this happened..again?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

Eyelashes were too long

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

you are quite drunk and have wee'd

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

Why, Lord, WHY!?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)

because you drunk too much

just follow these simple instructions and you'll be fine...
www.wikihow.com/Cope-if-You-Wet-Yourself-in-Public

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

:S:S:S:S

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)

Thanks goodness for the interwebs

can someone let them know at
www.wettingherpanties.com (VERY NSFW)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)

WTF?

very odd

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

I was looking for 'Doug Irwin'

on google images, he popped up.
Doug Irwin is the fictional 'Love Doctor' I just made up.

Funny how things work out.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

shaved

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

is he shaved downstairs too?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

probably

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

*checks*

yes, yes he is.

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)

get him

with two bathrooms

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

HAhahahahhaa

Sexy tanned Hitler.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)

bigger

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

Ow my internets that extra 6Kb really hurts!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)

nooooooon!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

i found this....

www.b3ta.com/links/203252

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

Dun you seen this?

www.b3ta.com/links/CHAINSAW_MAID

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

holy shit that was awesome

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)

'kin brilliant!

...and I promise myself there will be another occasion when I can use the phrase 'petrol-driven wand of pwn'!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

the kids

are travelling with mark twain.. i forget the name of the program.. but it really is not banned as you tube seems to think.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)

i didn't think it would be. i need to see the rest though

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)

i think it's deleted but i believe in the power of the torrent.

also.. have yourself some baby snakes. now there's some mental animation.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVqlQWNJblM&feature=related

(

arrangedletters, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)

thought michael should get in on the act

(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

Shirley bindun

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)

hahaha!!

nice!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)

Shirley

Manley, come in please?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

possibly....

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

Why oh why does my namesake of rock

have to dress like a schoolboy at the age of somethingty something and play a CDC? it's just embarassing...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

AC/DC'c band rehearsals were right after school, so he would practice in his school boy uniform

which consisted of a cap, tie, a white shirt, jacket, and shorts)

Everyone thought it looked cool so he wore the outfit on stage.

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

plus he's still at school

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

but he's old and wrinkled...

it might have looked cool then... but now?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)

I think he still wears it well for an old bloke

he wouldn't be the same without it

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

So it's that old "it's OK because he's famous" thing then?

The same reason I'd look a right tit if I dressed that way?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

do shut up there's a good chap

it's ok because it's his gimmick..and only his.

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)

I'm fighting the corner for everyday people that look like buffoons

I support their right to look ridiculous and make life more interesting.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

And little Jimmy Krankies.

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

lol but she doesn't play guitar in a kick ass band :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

Thank you.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

ARGH IT WAS HIS WIFE

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)

um, still awesome

also, somtimes he wears a satchel with a smoke machine in it, geeeeeeeenius

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)

^this

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)

Lies!

He was much older than that. It was a rumour spread by the band to help the image fit in.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)

du na na na na na na

Angus!
etc.

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

du na na na na na na

Yes?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

THUNDER!

na na na na na na

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

Thunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Tunderstruck, thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Whoa baby, baby, thunderstruck
You've been thunderstruck, thunderstruck
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck
You've been thunderstruck

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

DIRTY DEEDS!

DONE WITH SHEEP!

there ya go. For all the Welsh out there...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)

you are angus young?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)

*puts down guitar*

~~Young~~

There's not many famous Angus's, you have to take what you can get.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

Aberdeen Angus?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

Best of all the cows!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)

angus deyton

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)

well this is better than mine.

i admit. :P

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

fraid so, heaps of times...

but an acadaca post is always good. Have I mentioned the idea of an aus-challenge?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)

shop Anus Young

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)

apologies

but i see the poster every morning, and all I can think is this...

I dont know why he's so smug, he's not the Prince

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

he's smug due to croissantment and wineage

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

Hahahaha shop toppery!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

Hahahahaha!

The reason I will not be watching this film is because the prince needs a hair cut and that is all I will be thinking throughout the film.

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

arf!!

*in the cinema*
'will you sit still!'
'can't *squirms* he needs a hair cut!'

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

It's the main reason I can't watch Hugh Grant films as well

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

that,

and he's just a bit shit...
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)

and he's just ~~a bit~~ shit...

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

man

my hair is dead messy :)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

Lady S is insisting I grow mine

even though I'll end up with a fluffy afro
and not the cascading flowing Alan Davies style curly locks she's hoping for

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

i have a very similar thing going on....

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)

mine just turns into a big floofy quiff like Lyle Lovett in a wind tunnel

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)

But thats cool

he shagged Julia Roberts

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

I have longish curly hair

... when I wash it it goes fluffy and I look like a girl :(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)

smug git

that's it i'm off to type another two lines of my thesis.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)

oh what a smug little git!

*shuns film*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)

I like this

but I know very little about the film... or the books, which I've heard are very good and worth reading.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

I only read the Lion at Ikea one

The film of that was supriningly good.

Not fussed about it to be honest apart from watching the emerging womanhood of the main female

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

Wardrobe failure?

cor...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)

i was forced to watch it on a download by the missus

i wandered off after half an hour and went to watch spongebob instead.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)

THIS

is a good call.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

Winnar!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)

i so wanted that to say sarnia

mind if i dump this here

still working on the right mix
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7494656.stm

also, forgive delay in post, had to get some washing in, it's pissing down.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)

yay clicky

and in other news yay 'working' from home

(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

What do you mean "Gordon's approaching?"

(

Ninj, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

"He'll tax everyone of us"

"aaaa aaaaa"

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

arf!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

Break out cleaning powder Ajax!

And in happier times...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)

very good

very VERY good.

WOO YAY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)

psst

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

hahaha!!!

excellent!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

\o/

YAAY!

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

Fackin hell!

very disturbing but very well done!

*kerlick!*

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

Holy smoke

why that's good

mind you the filum is crap

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

heard that

judging by the fucking smug look, I'd never even go and see it. Will - cunt - Smith

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

hahaha

Ace!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

BOOM HEADSHOT!!

I CAN DANCE ALL DAY BITCHES!! AND I'M LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT!!
BOOM HEADSHOT!!
BOOM HEADSHOT!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

THAT

is infinitely better than the actual film.

TRUE WOO

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

holy fuck

what was he hit by?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

a b3ta mindfuck

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

A passenger jet

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

A trampoline

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

the isle of man

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

an industrial tribunal

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

spunk from an eskimo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

a powerful idea

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

thermal lime

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

a stupid answer

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

An inflatable toilet

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

restraining order?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

two lengths of of 20awg copper wire

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

my sex cock

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

GOD

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

a bag of peanuts

(

kolonel_kahlua, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

WOO!

(

TheOther, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

yeah for biccies!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

*stares at for hours*

MUST... MAKE... CUP OF TEA...

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

tea and biccies

is all one needs

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

put a pot on pet

and I'll grab the milk

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

*squeezes your boob*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

You'll get no milk from these boobs

Just gazpacho soup from one and freely dispensing chilled champagne from the other.

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

hell yeah

CHAMPAGNE is like milk 2.0!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

yay!

this is b3ta

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)

fantastic :D

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving bloke

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

*Holy Jebus*

Yay, one less Scientologist.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

Is he one of those?

I never knew

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

Aye

recently spent a million bucks to open a teaching centre for kids, built around Hubbard's..learnings.

He's sending his kids there along with Cruise's spawn.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

Congratulations Sir

* You have just won the Internet!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

*claims prize*

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

woo!

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

cdc this

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

splendid sir

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

Wowzers!

woo

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

hahahaha!

if only

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

Holy YES

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)

Macdonalds loves you

(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

Uh oh...

*incoming*

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

eh why?

no apostrophe? oh and the you're...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

hahaha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

pffft

Ah'm'a huntin' pedants.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

hahaha

(

bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)

Oooo... Nice stitching...

Welcome n00bie - pull up a kitty.. etc

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

Well as long as they keep the free cheeseburgers coming I'm a happy woman

Nicely done

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

I'll give you free cheese burgers :)

*suggestively wiggles eyebrows up and down*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

OK!

But no gherkins! Lord help you if I find gherkins!

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

*snuggles closer*

no gerkins...it's much better than that...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

ORLY?

*braces self*

(

Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

oh yes

*rubs thighs*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

You dropped this

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

this is quite well done

bugger about the you're/your :)
but otherwise welcome to b3ta it rhymes with p3ter.

come chat, we are nice...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

thanks

thanks and hello

(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

*waves*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

no it doesn't

it's b 3 t a, don't listen to anyone that tries to tell you differently.

also, welcome new person, your soul is ours now.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

my mate says it as "bee three tea aye" as well

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

your mate is clearly a top bloke

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

It definately has tea in it

everything has tea in it esp me

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)

FAQ says peter

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)

and you pronounce p3ter

as pee three tea ee arh!
and I had to wait 7 minutes for this queenie...you're slipping... :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

www.yourallgay.com

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)

splendid, splendid, splendid

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

this is the best thing I have seen on the interwebs for a longtime

did you make it?

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)

Absolutely

Bostin mate!

(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

#46 - credit to Mr Pineapple for the idea

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)

^ What he said

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

manthing can kiss his dreams of nail her hard goodbye

oh and you've represented a windows operating system, and it is doubtlessly expected of me to say "windows is a pile of poo"

how are things in bedlam?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)

pretty good.

i got told today by a dentist to thrust less vigously when i'm brushing my teeth.
today is a logic revision day so things are about to go down hill rapidly

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

indeed you should thrust slower it is more pleasurable, even with a tooth brushing fetish

good luck with logic :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

lol windows

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

I know he's a linux goblin but you don't seem well dressed enough to be a OSX scrote...

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

actually I use whatever, I'm past caring, all os piss me off at some point

osx pisses me off instantly

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

osx is pretty but i can never find anything when i try to use it

and linux has too many people with scraggy beards and poor personal hygiene using it.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

honestly, it's like it channels jobs rays

but my innate hatred causes me to deflect them and have an iregasm whenever I've been forced to use it

edit: and if you have issues with linux, just go into a knitting forum or something, you won't get help in a linux one, ever

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)

i like iregasm

i usually ragegasm after getting a hate on

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

^this but with more linux hippy free love

and more care

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

I haven't used os/9 or os/2 yet

so I'll try those then make a list of complaints :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

right!

(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)

hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)

giggle....

(panda-chan i give good advice but seldom take it, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)

hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

Damn keyboard layouts!

I once signed off a group email 'Retards, B' on account of the proximity of the T to the G.

Grr...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)

lol

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)

Oh yeah how I lolled when I found out...

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)

imagine how they felt :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

It was a group email

so most of them probably didn't even read it...

Certainly nobody took offence. A couple of people replied lolretards but I reckon I thought the worst of it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

oops

I misspelled my name on a website. got the letters wrong way round :S that wasn't fun.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)

Haha

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

pfffft :) nice one

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

this is ace!

:D

edit: the whole chat was under a minute? 11:25

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)

bollocks i forgot to change the clock

*facepalms*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

Excellent stuff

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hours of grooming ruined

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

WII

clocks

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

that took me a second there....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)

Hahaha!

I've been meaning to tell you that when I look at your blog the final box on the right hand side is usually obscured by the menu and there's no way of minimising said menu to see it.

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

oh really? huh..... what size is your monitor?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

15inches

I've adjusted the resolution and all sorts.

It's not the end of the world as I can click on it and it opens up on it's own so the mirth is mine!

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Joliet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)

oh good as long as it can be viewed

i'm going to look at sorting out a custom built home for the strip as soon as i've been paid :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

How queer

it wanks with some of the best on here

I have the utmost pleasure in awarding you a woo

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boff FL OZ, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

I dun got a job being the guvernmunt!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)

thats superb...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)

could you just kill him

it would make it all better

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)

shrek?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

what a lovely looking chap

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahaha

brill!

Governmunt confoos me

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

pffrt

This picture cannot be explained.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

it's all LOLitics...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)

Another on a theme...

Warp speed

Previously

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)

USE. YOUR. CLOAKING. DEVICE... ha ha ha ha

I. DIDN'T. THINK. SO

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)

KRUST

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)

my goodness sir

I thought I was living inside my own little cool bubble over here... you may join me.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)

have you got a link to that tune

not heard it for ages and it's fucking boss

(am making do with warhead)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

I do not - but I'll see what I can do ce soir and bring

it to work with me in my He Man lunch box...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)

heheh

don't worry, i do have it at home, just not in the ol' office.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

unfortunatery, due to transration error

is now croaking device

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

Well the possibilities are endless now

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)

It's my cunning ploy...

rather than just churn out loads of Star Wars ones, to mess around with the genre a little.

Although I still think there's mileage in the lightsaber. And I'm contemplating an epic project with the Millennium Falcon, including some interior page shots. Repairing the hyperdrive - 4 spanner job.

don't hold your breath, mind...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)

Commander Data would be pretty cool

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

Ooooo...

*adds to list*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)

These are really ace

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)

Ta.

And happy b3taday to you sir.

EDIT Oooo a machete attack, Ronnie Biggs escaping and the Londonderry riots. Don't you just have an illustrious b3tatday...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)

complete with exploded diagrams?

the wrong way up and pertaining to a completely different model?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

That's the next project...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

i like these Haynes based toaps and poaps

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)

Nowt wrong wi' a bit o' TOAP/POAP

as long as it's not a cop-out of doing something decent.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)

true

Toap poaps all round

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)

even ones involving 50FT WOMAN

How to handle woman with your MAN'S TOOLSET

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)

A complete stripdown and rebuild eh?

nudge nudge wink wink

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)

phwoaaaaar!

/on the buses blog

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)

say no moar!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)

I think something's wrong with the TV...

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)

Well fuck my arse with a kitten's dick

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)

As you wish Master

*fucks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

If only people were like this offline

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)

I am

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)

Go on Mr Kitty!

*Sex him - SEX HIM HARD!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

AAAAAAAAAH!

I had one of those once.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)

I watched Ramsay's stint as host on HIGNFY and he looked like a lost little boy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)

Animate it! HARD!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)

*office snort

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)

ha ha ha

that's right - kill the intolerable cunt.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)

It must be the sheer force of penetration

that has jostled his eyeballs out of their sockets.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)

hehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)

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