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[challenge entry] Neighno Bettencourt


Him offof Extreme
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Oh please, can everyone make more
funny takes on the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Uh oh!
Here we go again.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# NO WOMEN ALLOWED!
*solos*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Italian Massacre!
(otscho from heaven, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I like the size the best.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# if that chainsaw is made in italy it'll drop to bits before it hits bone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# he could send himself a message
by waking up next to his own severed head!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# ambassador, with this Ferrari rushjob you really are spoiling us!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Ferrrari are utter, utter cunts!
And the FIA are no better!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# it's a conspiracy i tell ya!
/also hates teh cheating bar stewards
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I hate to sound like The Goat,
but it fucking is! Some cunt came on here just after the Belgian Grand Prix making out that Lewis Hamilton was some kind of cunt because he is an aggresive driver. Yes, he is an aggresive driver, but he is also a fucking safe and sensible driver which is exactly why he cut that chicane and then handed the position back to Ferrari.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# they said Hitler was just an "agressive chancellor"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
Everyone is just pissed off with Hamilton because he is a better driver than them all!

The only reason he didn't win the championship last year was because he was naive.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# where as Masa was just giving him a friendly nudge i suppose....
:(

I met some guy the other day that didn't like Hamilton (he was a ferrari fan)
and said it was because he felt he had no personality...
what the fook does that have to do with Driving skills???????
:-S

it's ok though, 5th or better and we're home free!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Aye,
I think he will win in Brazil, but, I can see a little incident occuring and him getting a ludicrous penalty.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# he has more personality than Mansell
or any other root vegetable for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# but he doesn't have the tasche....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# this is funny
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-314834/Return-horse-ripper.html
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# dude, those aren't paricularly funny.
people that abuse animals are pretty fucking sick in my book. not b3ta funny sick, just mental and dangerous sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# la la la la I can't hear you
you're missing the subtext here- these are from the Daily Mail- take a closer look - lines like
"The attacker must have sedated her; there is no way she'd consciously allow someone to violate her" &
"I almost wish it had been me that had been assaulted, rather than her,"
are funny.
And the funniest thing is that poor little Emma can't go to the gymkhana in daddy's range rover.
/class war
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ok, now that's fair enough. the mail are cunts, and rich cunts to boot.
but the stories are horrific IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Dear Mr. Jobs, I think iTunes would be awesomer if...
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# RIS?
I am not gay and therefore don't use apple products
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# hah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
they are a 'queer' breed, aren't they..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# This makes sense, I use Apple products half the time
and am bisexual.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Waste not, want not!
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I am a lesbian
and I do!

Proves us Gayers know best
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# To be honest with you,
I haven't found a program that is as nice to navigate as iTunes yet.

However, it does rape my computers memory! Not to an extent that it breaks it mind, but it is noticable that it is on!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I've found a great program that is organised, easy to use, uses barely any memory and doesn't even require a download.
It's called folders.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hey you know something amazing I found in folders
I can like.. click on an mp3 file

and like IT ACTUALLY STARTS PLAYING

it's fucking amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Pfft!
But I like shuffling my moozaks sometimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You can put random play on in almost every media player program known to man.
I'm fairly sure even XMPlayer has a music library function, and that's playing music made out bits of robot's brains!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# and make complex playlists with one click
and rate all my tunes
and not have them open in WMP
and collect all my favourite podcasts
or just play tunes that begin with F
or were recorded in 1997
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# what the hell is wrong with WMP, may i ask?
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# It's not as well marketed as iTunes
which makes everyone assume it's not as good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# because it doesn't work with the i-pod they just bought?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Also because the audio output quality is lower than that of
iTunes, which in turn is lower than that of Winamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I remember installing quicktime once
and I didn't have a choice about downloading itunes

apparently finding this stupid was "wrong" and "I didn't have to install it"

bah

cult of jobs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Aye, I think that is the main problem n'est pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I just found the user interface on quicktime inconsistent with windows to the point where it just pissed me off
I can still play quicktime too

and yes, I know apple is the shit for video editing but like.. meh

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I won't have the shite on my PC.
All you need is quicktime alternative ( not apple )
www.codecguide.com/about_qt.htm
and media player classic ( not microsoft ) which is inside Real alternative
www.codecguide.com/about_real.htm

and you can dump every other single piece of bloated audio and video software from your system.

edit as for video editing? Fuck apple.

Ulead video studio can be found for free now that Corel have bout them out and brought a new version to the table which is brilliant.
www.corel.com/servlet/Satellite/us/en/Product/1175714228541#versionTabview=tab0&tabview=tab0

but the best of all for professional editing and post processing is Pinnacle Studio.
www.pinnaclesys.com/PublicSite/uk/Home/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# yes, I don't have quicktime on my computer
I can still play quicktime files

and I don't do editing, but know people who do it on occasion for money

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# have to agree with this though
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Media Monkey is supposed to be good.
Not my cup of tea, but neither is iTunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# There's nowt
wrong with Winamp.
I used to use MusicMatch Jukebox until yahoo bought it and commercialised it to fuck. No idea what it's doing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ... you could put the songs onto any other device as well as an IPod?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Well yes, that too.
Also if there were any videos in existence which I could actually put onto my video iPod.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Actually it depends
If you want to focus on the male vox then you want to concentrate on the 1k region.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It's a bit subtle like.
keep looking
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Is it the porn thing?
What is your point? You dont have headphones?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Yeah but if there are EQ balances for things as specific as 'latin'
there ought to be one for porn.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Well no.
Because latin music traditionally uses certain instruments, which play at certain registers.

As is on your picture, there is a spoken word, which serves the timbre of the human voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# There was more than a 10 band EQ?
Or that they discriminated against children that can hear up to 20mHz?

EDIT: Oh god. I've just realised I'm the complete B3ta audio nazi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# 10 band EQ
is as much use as tits on fish. You may as well just have a tone button.

I've got an old but rather lovely 24 band Technics in my stack.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HAHAHA yeah!
give me a duel 32 band anyday (with a decent compressor [soft knee preferably]).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# is porn the joke?
/tired Friday afternoon attitude problem blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# You are the winner.
EQ presets for porn.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# lolarious
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Are you really that bothered about the sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You clearly aren't a true connoisseur.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Actually I've collected pornography for a few years now.
Still, I've never been that much of a picky bint regarding the sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# as long as it's in sync
otherwise it just gets confusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# could be more confusing
could be n*sync.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I think it's worth it to hear the crisp clear sound of shit being regurgitated into another woman's mouth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# If you can't hear every queef and snowball in perfectly balanced stereo,
it's just not porn. It's artless filth.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Stereo?
Dolby Digital 12.2 surely?
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Not when you share a flat with wierd non-sexual people.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# That's what soundproofing is for!
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# At which point one must put down the glue gun and the eggboxes
and wonder if masturbating is really what you want to do with your life...
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Or growing a pair and doing it anyway.
Loud as possible. Really stick it up 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I'm eating a curry you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I'm normally more concerned with the fast moving colours and strangely waxed bodies.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Use WMPlayer's little double-speed button for utmost hilarity.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# screenshots were available online for b3tans to be confused by.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i get it
it has presets for Electronic and Dance, but they're the same fucking thing
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# NUH-UH.
What's Jean-Michel Jarre then? HUH?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Belgian?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Long-'aired bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# cockjockey
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha
amazing!

those should come as standard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# you are the only one who understood that
geek
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Turbo geeks unite!


Click for bigger (280KB)
(Argentum, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# what the fuck is this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# geek humour
just nod and walk away, and if you're lucky they might not try and be your friend
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# dammit... I made eye contact......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Exactly
(Argentum, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hohohohohohoho
no, not here thanks
i'll be on here next friday all day (new 'puter)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Do people actually play these games?
Like, Rly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I do
they're fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Really?
I haven't owned a console since the Playstation, which I didn't particularly enjoy apart from MGS, but I seem to think that all you do is pay a fortune for these consoles and games, and then have to deal with utter dickheads during the games.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Muppets Race Mania
was PS1's Mario Kart. The beardedwife and I still play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I never played that,
I was given a Playstation for christmas once, played it for a couple of weeks and then went back to my NES :D

I still wanna buy myself a Mega Drive again though. Ours was burgled and never replaced :( I really want it to play Ecco the Dolphin again....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# get an emulatored version
I recently replayed the excellent Banjo Kazooie with one
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# get a decent PC
install one of the most played games ever - that bans under 18's too - join us
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I do,
But what gane is this? Is it World of Warcraft?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# yes it is world of warcraft
and has nothing to do with consoles.

Don't start playing it if you have a relationship or a career or both. You may well end up losing one or more of them and the thing is, you won't care.
£9 a month and I've not played for nearly 2 weeks as I am still researching where to spend my talent points in the new talent trees after a forced reset. It gets a bit serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Or you could just cut out the middleman and play...
www.progressquest.com/

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *untalented*
t'is a little harsh, how can a computer know you so w....

*runs for the fucking hills* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I wouldn't run to the fucking hills for safety
it's full of swingers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# pfft.
I just explained the fact that I've not used my talent points. You outsiders are so dumb sometimes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# get a slower offhand if you're fury, ww hits harder
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Solution:
Don't buy online games. (or atleast Xbox live games in which criticising each other's ancestry is the height of wit)
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# are you fucking kidding me?
Wow is awesome. It's just a bit shit now because they had a major patch and all my addons broke. I can't play without all my lovely addons :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Damn right I am.
No, I'm not bored of doing this yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# i've been away for too long i'm looking forward to returning
and i have to agree with you
edit: whats this zombie thing like?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# See my post above.
It just aint my thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Get Curse Client
it automatically updates all the addons :)
(Argentum, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I know.
it's not about the updates. All my addons are wotlk certified. They are just written by wannabe code monkeys who don't give a fuck how their hooks work as long as their own thing works standalone.
It's LUA code conflicts that are my problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# yes I do
And I made this for the guild too,

Linked as 70k - made as we thought one of the guildees looked like an extra from Ceebbc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# i've heard of that guildname somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# A lot of guld names are interchangeable across servers.
We have drunken Dragon's on our server and I used to run Drunk and Dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ah, i see
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# grind
grind
grind
grind
grind
grind
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Do you mind?
You could at least buy me dinner first.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You really are the king of hats! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# it's a misspelling of Hates
there's no one he doesn't want to punch in the eye
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# that has always been and will always be, my favourite hat
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# RIS
in a - I really don't care you utter fuck - kinda way
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# see now, here's the deal.
People doing things like that in game are unfunny, childish annoying little pricks.
I don't have the vocabulary for the sort of person who does it then brings a screenshot to b3ta, robbing us of bandwidth and pushing somebody's hard work off the main page.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# i do...
prick, noob, scatterbrain, arsebandit, slack mimsy etc.
original poster stick it in an existing thread next time m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# RIS....
is it the "fart in the mouth" thing, or some game thing I don't get ('fraid I've never played WoW)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Sadly, its a screenshot from WoW
which i posted just for feedback
no reason.
its a very geeky game and if you havent been sucked in, dont start now because it will devour your life
(Argentum, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# very, very unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# So you're a troll?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# It's not the WoW that people are having the problem with
so much as the complete lack of funny.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# jeez, I just read some of the text on that image, do people really talk like that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
#
read some of the text looked at some of the letters
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I FNK SO LOL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Tip. Iceberg.
That's positively coherent compared to most people.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HA

oh no, my mistake, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# oh, that is very droll.
i haven't seen such a dry witted jape since George Bernard Shaw asked me to pull his finger. Then followed through!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] pardon my crappy website mashup
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Pfft!
I love Jamie!

best of all the fat tongued chefs on tele!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# he's an arrogant, self-centred twat
his recent part in a live 'debate' on radio 2 proved this point, constantly shouting down the opposing speaker with nothing more than tactics associated with online trolls.
/getting all 'daily mail' over this
//nicks images
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Ah.
More a HFW person huh?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am undecided on him to be honest with you.

I didn't hear that debate, but a link would be appreciated :D

I have no doubt at all that what he is suggesting is a great thing. But his motivations for it are maybe questionable.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Mmm James Martin
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# James Martin is utter fucking win!
I always feel like I have had a shit saturday if I miss Saturday Kitchen.

He is the reason I started making puddings :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# He is win
The blind, retarded, jealous, witch that tries to dress him on a Saturday morning is not.

What the fuck was that grey shirt with a white collar and black tie all about?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# The way he says butter annoys me.
Either you're from Yorkshire or you're fucking not.

Not you, him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Shirley
it should be Sarah Jessica Parker?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I couldn't possibly.
None is my limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Are you trying to tell me something Ticket Master?


Click for big cock (SFW) (38KB)

Unshopped!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Why have ticket agencies gone so crap recently?
Is anyone here going to Sigur Ros at Alexander Palace? and have you got your tickets yet?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# No
nor am I going to Dylan Moran, Frankie Boyle or Michael McIntyre, as it's all sold out. The last gig I went to was the Mighty Cunting Boosh, who sucked like grandma without her teeth in.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# when? last tour or this current one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Current.
Brixton Acad. Me, the wife, and a few thousand pissed children fucking about and making me want to see if they'd be quieter inside-out.

Bah, and indeed, humbug.

(it was poor. Badly performed, under rehearsed, shitty jokes, no real story, just totally underwhelming. I laughed once, and that was due to a technical fault)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ahhh, the ever growing idiot fanbase never helps an act
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# They paled in comparison to what was happening on the stage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# ^this is a good point.
not comparing the two shows at all, but I went to T in the park one year, thinking Bo Selecta was quite humourous.

By the end of the weekend, after spending my days and nights hearing neds screaming "YEEHEE" and "SHAMOAN MUTHURFUCKUR" I never watched it again.

I think perhaps this is of questionable relevance.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh, so you
won't want Dixon's tickets for Nottingham if I buy them? You were about the only person I could think of that might want to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Like fuck would I.
I've thoroughly learnt my lesson on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I can't believe the price they charge for "carriage and packing"
It's a piece of fucking card! Why do you need £4 per ticket to process it when the tickets cost something ridiculous like £40?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# the boosh tickets I just got came hand delivered!
its all a right royal rip.
Still, could have been worse, could have paid to see Sarah Silverman
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I've never found her particularly hilarious. Fucking Matt Damon was good but otherwise it's a lot of "I'm a woman, I'm a jew, so I must be funny. See how many times I can swear in half an hour!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# If this is the case I'd like money and tour sponsorship please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Nobody should pay to see that foul bitch.
Nobody should see her at all. ( and I don't mean Nobby )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I was right pissed of with the new charge that Seetickets have thrown in now.
Here: Cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# cheaper to go to the touts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Oooh!
I didn't realise they were playing there! When is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# 20th Nov
possibly 21st as well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Randomly generated word my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme clothes horses just won't be told


Edit - ta for advice - not posted for a horses age.
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It broke!
Edit: Aha!

Clothes horses are all of the win for people living in flats.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# you've got a ' caught at the end
oh, and are foolishly using Imageshack
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I meant to ask you,
is it worth buying The Cure CD? You say it has some good bits, but how many?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# The pommel ones arent much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# grrr
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# LOL!
I just replied to your one below :D

I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Cheers mate, I like yours too.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une redex
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
#
redex (or rather a ripped bit of paper...)

hahhaah! excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# heheh
cheers
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Sends in the Special Horses...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# That's superb!
I love a horse in uniform!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# you slag
Fin.
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# love
that
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# double nice
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# that's ace!
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# stuff being thrown over a mountainside
I think that would be a fun thing to watch for a while
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
#


source last night
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I think the original is far more scary!
Raaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Yay!
Chump!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Arf!
And what Joliet said :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# lummy, nice source find
some top photos there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# why does that kid have Saturn on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Not as good as Vidal
(johnvixen, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hes my mane man
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# oh stop bloody horsing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# oi
Hay Hay Hay.....calm down
(johnvixen, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'd bale out after that if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# you're gelding a lily there....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# It was a blinder
(johnvixen, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I think you are blinkered to true horse puns ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# there'll be neigh more of that, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# He's chomping at the bit
to post more!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Lol
Nice barnet
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] fox hunting anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# he'll have to hold that gun better than that
afterall, he's a continually moving target

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I think he's doing a pretty good job
for a hores. :D

eDIT: hORSE
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Sinner City Life.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Clickety click for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Oh YESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# your stuf is supwrb
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Gosh!
Thank you, squire! I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# This. Muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Oo lawks!
*blushes, flutters eyelashes, fans self*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# nice one.
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaha
this is fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "In your face, fuck socks!"


Click for bigger (101KB)
(Argentum, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# FAT HORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# haha
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Amy bin norty...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# That is absolutely superb!!!!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Bless you Moley
For you have made my weekend! On that note have a corker with your missus and your wee little smashing son!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Cheers me dear...
You too.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# They don't do knobbly knees competitions anymore do they?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# How about knobbly face competitions?
I think she'd win...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# she's put weight on
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# If any fellow b3tans are feeling the pinch,
This job might be of interest, sounds fairly easy to me.




Click for bigger (198KB)
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Hmm
Sounds good!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Nice
But... erm... claimAnt.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Happy friday all. I did a friday doodle for ewe.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Aw... thanks.... I think
;OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# bagpuss modernised

news as reported by happytoast
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# LOL We wil fx It 4 u
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# we will stick it with.....
ok, which one of you chavs has sniffed all the glue?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
#
“We can do it, we can fix it, we down wit da bytches coz we muthafuckin shiznit …”
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# No probs. I'll get the breadcrumbs and butter beans.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I think you'll find that's McBreadcrumbs with a side of BBQ Butter Beans now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# La la la! I'm not listening!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# be interesting to see if they do anything 'updated' with Ivor the Engine.
"And now children, in a change to the advertised program, we bring you a repeat of the Chuckle Brothers because Ivor has been delayed at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch after a signal failure at Powys".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# haha
bet it's all that dragon's fault
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Next thing you'll be telling me that
the fat controller has a glandular problem ( and not a fucking cake problem )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oooo. Is a cake problem officially a problem now.
At last! I have a medical excuse.

Pass the Profiteroles.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I've got some cream for those...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Teehee.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# i don't think he's the 'fat' controller anymore due to it being offensive to globular shites with no will power
/true fact
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# stuck at Pant Y Wacco
a place in wales described in The Meaning of Liff as 'the state of the retired colonel's mind when they come to take him away'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Saucy lady....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# thats a high nipple
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Phwoar!
Now do some múffáge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# weird tits
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# haha
ban this sick filth.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *gasps*
How rude!

Although if her bra is as uncomfortable as mine is at the moment I can fully forgive her.

*fidgets*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *unhooks*
*re-lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *rehooks*
These puppies need support.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# shall we chant football songs to them
oh not that sort support
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *supports*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ah
much better, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Mmm ... bras ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# You as well!?
What is it with bras today!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I suggest you all remove them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Believe me
I'm counting down until 5pm when I can drive home at top speed (stopping off at the chippy on the way) so I can free the girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# This, big letters.
First thing I'll do when I get home, I reckon. Clothes off, bubble bath. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Clothes off
Get the beardedwife to massage the girls for a bit as this bra is doing my nut.
Bedclothes and dindins.

Can't happen soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I like your plan better. *changes own*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# my mrs had he worst week ever
so think id better clean the bath, get in red wine and emergency pizza. maybe take my pants off the floor too
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# You're every girl's dream
If you manage to clone yourself I've got a few girlie mates who'll take 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I dunno what else to do
she works on secure mental unit..gave wrong medicine to a patient. could have been fatal, but there will be an investigation (like why are they short staffed, underpaid, and working 18 hour shifts might be a start) so she needs a bit of a break
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# chocolate
snuggles
go down on her until she begs you to stop
repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# ^ This
muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# This is a model for how they
should behave all the time, really.

:D JOKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# yes could work
i reckon if i buy her nice pyjamas as pressie that might work too
and let her watch tv without me moaning its all shite
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# JIMJAMS
you really are the best boyfriend ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8869059
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I shall be voting for you and your party in the next election.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# EEK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Cor!
*Nippple Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
dirty tart :O
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Ok, so I'm just nipping to the bogs to have a Renaissance wank.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *blinks*
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Hahaha
How epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# thanks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Dear gods, good Sirrah!
How gnarly!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# This is epically, totally and Kirstie Alley win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# does that mean it gets booed on oprah?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Fuck Oprah. Bloody overrated. Stupid Americans giving her all that money.
Why doesn't Ricki Lake get that, eh? She's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Oprah should get booed on Oprah.
the smug cow. How many more times can she tell us how much she gives to charity. Just give it and shut the fuck up about it.

Also get George Clinton on the show you daft bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Fuck it, George instead of Oprah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# it's good for morons/morans who are incapable of independant thought
like most tv I guess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# And Dr Phil makes me want to sew up my vagina
just incase the world is all but wiped out and we're the only two left.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# heh
I've only seen brief segments of that

he's so far up his own ass that he's getting sunburnt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# does this
have anything to do with the size of that horses ass?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Sweetie
I am of the mindset that no matter how big that woman gets or how small, she's sexier than most of us can ever hope to be and I'd count myself a very lucky Captain if I were to be offered her nethers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah
but she's no Kathleen Turner
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Now there you've got a point.
What a top lady you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# what's up with you two?
Jennifer Tilly is the thinking man/woman's chubby crumpet of choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# She wears sunglasses when playing poker.
The wife likes her, but I think she's too whorish for me. She seems to spill those tits onto the green for no other reason than to distract opponents, and that to me is so cheap.

Also, she's not chubby, she's only about a size 12.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# get out of my thread fatty-basher
unless you're going to give me praise.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# NEVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# thank you, high praise indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# You knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hangs ten/high fives
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahahah, holy shit, that's brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# A classic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:05, archived)
# woo.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# v.v.v.v.v.v.v.good
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# spang!
(Trull, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Sinatra's alive and well
and running a Bar and Restaurant
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Dean Martin's paint your own mug shop isnt doing so well
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I blame Woolies and their "Paint your Own..." range. People aren't supporting their local "own" painters anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# bring back ownanism!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# bloody freezing
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# oooh, very good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# cheers
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Have a close up of the banoffe.
No more now I promise!

I am just mildly pleased with my success on the caramel :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Why do you want us to cry?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Be jealous of my wonderous pies with no pastry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I'm going to murder you. Not in nice ways, in stabby ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# look, if you're not going to share them out, STOP IT.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *steals pie*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I hope you brought enough for everyone young man....
*crosses arms*
*taps foot impatiently*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# *grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *tongues*
eeew
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *flames*
Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Have you mixed the "banana" and "offee" layer?
Or are the 'nanas hidden?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# that caramel appears
untouched by blowtorch. I put it to you sir, that you are a bumbling amateur!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I want one of those but I'm not allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# beardedwife wanted one
Family got it for him for Christmas a while ago and it's not yet out of it's box.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *jealouses*
I need a new pepper grinder as well, for mine has given up the ghost and getting the pestle and mortar out of the cupboard is proving more dangerous each time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I would like to read more of this adventure.
Will lashings of ginger beer and sandwiches be involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *pats lap* come on, Timmy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I don't think Timmy would like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# you can buy disposeable ones
in the supermarket. The grinder part is plastic but lasts for a few refills. I buy them all the time, saves buggering about with the huge wooden mill I bought when it was briefly popular to get the biggest you can find.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I like the motorised ones
with my wrists being quite weak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# oxyacetene style?
mmm good idea
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That sir, is a caramel made in a pan :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# caramel poo?
looks lovely what time shall i come round
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# That is effing marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# woo
thank ya! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Fucking hell, have a click before I open your head and scoop out all the creamy talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha
syler of the b3ta world! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I'm nowhere near that sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# i dunno
but your right - he's damn fine! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
Top eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# thats something we both share
although mine arent as bushy!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Mine are boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i dunno
i think they are nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Pfft.
Boring bogstandard. They used to be multicoloured.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# so what constitutes as "sexy eyebrows"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I just found out who Daniella Westbrooke's parents are!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# And yes, I know it isn't anything well executed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh my dear lord.
edit: NOW I know who this made me think of. Vera Duckworth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Not Ted Danson?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ohhhhh, Arnie's mouth is quite similar, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# It is twist and Schwarzenneger
if you care.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I know, I recognised him even before I filenamed.
I do care.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# would................

EDIT: WAIT, SCRATcH THAT, i already have......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# nice work, woo to you
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# thank you!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# :D
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# fantabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# :D
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# In ref to your sig,
I am really sorry to hear that about MiniRev :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# cheers - still got to get it confirmed
but thats what they seem to think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Bloody hell this is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ahh never
a truer word typed! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Parsley.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# i used to watch that
when i was tiny / ill / stoned! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# The lion?
I just meant that this was soup herb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hahah
oh right! :D thank you!

btw - how was the snip??? my brotehr had it done and says it was very painful :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# http://havingapoo.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahah
i'm not gonna look at it - well maybe! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# beautiful Rev.
Just needs a couple of Goa'uld Death Vipers if you ask me, which you didn't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
i liked star gate - but it seems to have vanished in recent times :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# sky sky sky
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# yeah
SG-1 has finally ended but wasutter dross by the end ( as opposed to slightly dross after the first few ) but a new series 'Sanctuary Stargate' which has something to do with the recent movie length 'Ark of Truth' episode ( there was another called 'consortium' )
fill your boots.
eztv.it/shows/139/stargate-sg-1/

Stargate Atlantis is still going but is cancelled at the end of this series ( and another full length feature )
eztv.it/shows/140/stargate-atlantis/

sorry for geekness.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# torrenting stargate...
ah well, I was just looking at a 1.5TB drive about 10 minutes ago

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'm going for
2 1TB 10k rpm ones. They are cheap as chips, the only problem is the price drops weekly and i hate waste ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I see boards now that arent that expensive that seem to have sata sockets breeding like crazy on them
it gives one certain idiotic ideas about quite how much storage I could have in one machine now

but being a peon I'll give that a miss for now :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I've already got
2.3TB across the network and am running out of space :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I could get 6 of those 1.5tb drives and have 9tb across 3 machines
then.. when all the drives are full and I have nothing to back it up to, it all dies at once and I lose 9tb of crap

sounds like fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# oooh
cool -cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# the day after tutankhamorrow?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yeah that was what i
based the idea on! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Fucksticks.
That's ace, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# outstandingly shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# yay
thanks !:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# this is brilliant
VERY well done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# woop
thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Absolutely
brilliant! I feel hot and cold at the same time looking at it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hehehe
interesting sensation :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# wowee
most impressive there, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# yay
thank ya! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# nice one giza
interesting factoid - there is a place called sphynx glacier in err somewhere like canada. Its cold there apparently
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# oooh
interesting stuff! :D do you know the sphynx's head is dis-proportially smaller than its body - making people think it was re-carved into its present state :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Bagpuss scared the shit out of me
when I was a child.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# same here
the bit where the mice disappear at the end had this really freaky noise

We seem to have reached this point in the development of popular culture where everyone runs out of ideas and starts remaking stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# The whole was freaky!
It was like someone had forced some LSD (or some such) down a kid who had aspergers' syndrome's throat.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Fucking hell
Can't they just leave things?
They're going to fucking ruin it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake.
That's all we need. Chavpuss. Don't tell Smash Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Nooooo!
It was shit first time round! Don't inflict it on the yoof again!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO

It's going to be fucking extreme manga Bagpuss or something, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# kekekekekekekekekekekekekeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
someone has to animate that.. Bagpuss shouting something like "SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME!!!111!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# uuurg
more old stuff - basil brush is bad enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# oh no, surely it can't be as bad as the new Postman Pat....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Or Fireman Sam
They've ruined that theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# new postman pat needs to calm the fuck down
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# i wish they'd deliver my post via tactical helicopter drop...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Smoke 'em up, you striped fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Gorgeous!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# new postman pat?
Have you seen the new Mister Men? awful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I'll never forgive them for changing the Thomas the Tank Engine theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# No!
I do not want to see bagpuss as some toss CG churnout.

*watches original series on DVD with 14 week old daughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# It's dangerous to use mobile phones when you're working for a petrol station.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# que
shit CGI bagpuss and chav mice.

LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD ALONE FECKERS!!!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# i bet he's an extreeme cat now who solves crime using all his branded accessories (each sold serperately)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Oh christ..
The company said there was "significant potential to build on the affection in which this classic brand is held".

STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# if you can remember it, some shifty cunt is ripping it off right now
i saw death race 2000 a few months ago and thought 'i bet some shifty cunt is ripping this off right now' and sure enough, a few months later out came the souless remake.

i can remember dangermouse....... i'm waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Popular culture seems to have come to a full stop
and now they're just digging up the past and shagging the corpses..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# welcome to the simulacrum
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# oh good god no.........
it's going to be a disaster, I just know it.....

no no no no no......

Unless it is EXACTLY the same as the original, just no.

They probably make it all CGI and give BP a helicopter, and manga-style emily who helps BP fight crime.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# it would be entertaining if it was an actual "bag of pus"
that attacked people

and absorbed them into it's pustulence

and then had to be fighted against with giant robot

and battle ensues and etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# And I shall call him, PUSTULIO!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)

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