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the second rule of LSD

the rooftop is not a good place to be
been listening to jeffrey lewis

edit: reload it, i changed a bit

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:18, archived)

the first rule is

just ignore the lobster, it will go away

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:21, archived)

have a

listen

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:25, archived)

guitars?!

yuk..
I was expecting distorted 303's ;)

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:29, archived)

quite true

it wasn't the song i was looking for, but i haven't found a copy of the chelsea hotel oral sex song

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:32, archived)

hahahaha...

Who the hell is that guy?

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Kaiser, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:46, archived)

jeffrey lewis

some kid from new york. i heard him on the radio one night in the summer. most class. here's a clicky for a page with a clicky for the set he did

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:52, archived)

The second rule of LSD

...is you do not talk about LSD.

or at least that's what I heard

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:22, archived)

haha!

thass a goodun

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:26, archived)

look what azerty did with my answer prancer capture!

it really makes me ill:
dope.de/100answerprancers.html
but this one makes me insane:
dope.de/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarggh.html

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:07, archived)

urgh!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:09, archived)

waaarrrgggh!

my brain, my faulty brain!

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:11, archived)

Millipig

I'm 11. My mom showed me how to cut and paste yesterday. This is my first try!

(Monkeymonkey, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:06, archived)

wootiful

and loveyay.

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iamhyperdog, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:08, archived)

yay

nice! :)

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:10, archived)

you are NOT 11.

11 year olds can't count to a milli.

nice though. wooyay!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:10, archived)

Made me chuckle anyway.

Type your name, or someone elses, or summat in the little box, hit return, and voila, stuff.

Clicky

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:05, archived)

the weird thing is

it's not random. it's counting something in what you type in. it's not alphabetical, and it's not the number of characters. maybe it adds them up? anyway, no matter how many times you type in the same word, the definition doesn't change.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:21, archived)

spoil

sport ;P

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Gren ..........Beyond Lurking since 2002, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:49, archived)

Waaaaaayy!!

Finally got onto the board... couldn't get b3ta at all for a few hours.

I am very very hungover and truly cannot fucking hummus.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:56, archived)

Damn!

Lost another one.

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:55, archived)

tasteful.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:57, archived)

Sorry, I woke up in a bad mood

Someone had to die.

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:00, archived)

The Klan says:

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:03, archived)

Yeah, see you there.

*waving*

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:08, archived)

haikus, eh?

try and try do I
to make it on the front page.
overlooked again.

spidercat was good!
what is wrong with you people?
why do I bother...

japanese sulking
made me feel much better now
back to not working.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:43, archived)

teatime will be soon
what food should i choose to make?
i shall eat chicken

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:45, archived)

monstrous carbuncle

the big eared prince once declared.
not on my parish

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:49, archived)

Uh-huh...

Where is everyone?
The Queen Mum is more active!
Must be commuting...

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custard, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:52, archived)

Haven't you had

like, 21 thing up on the frontpage? Sulking, indeed.

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:10, archived)

yeah but...

that was ages ago. I want a recent one.
I mean, I know how it is. the harder you try the less it works. I've had painful dry spells where I posted 10 pics a day I thought were worthy. then I'd give up and post a picture of some crap on a stick and WHAM! there it is. the board is so fickle...

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:15, archived)

you mean

fnord's law?

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:17, archived)

oh, is this Fnord's?

*brushes it off*
here, you can have it back.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:23, archived)

weren't

you going on about frontpages the last one you got? (the bowling pin dogs)
emotional blackmail only goes so far... ;)

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:31, archived)

yeah, you're right.

bummer.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:37, archived)

That's just the way it is...

I can spend ages on something and get nada response, but that's life...

(It's all practice for me anyway - since I started this 'full-time' as a hobby, I have learnt how to do things which previously appeared impossible)

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custard, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:32, archived)

Doesn't it help

to display your tits in your bio pic?

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:44, archived)

it can't hurt!

give it a try ;)

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:48, archived)

It wouldn't be fair

to the others.

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:52, archived)

you haven't

been here long enough to be bitter about this kind of thing anyway. nobody really knows why some stuff makes the frontpage or not. it's best to just be happy about posting on the board, and anything else becomes a nice surprise :)

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:59, archived)

I'm not bitter!

I was posting advice for sulky Zog.

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 19:04, archived)

sorry

wasn't trying to say you were...

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 19:14, archived)

So, time to meet my family..

(ratface, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:42, archived)

the

corrs?

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:54, archived)

Toestub

I'm sorry, I don't have a good excuse for this..

(Ancipital, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:40, archived)

Fortunately Mr Brown had the brakes serviced that morning so Tiddles wasn't run over.

(moobat, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:29, archived)

surely

so his car wouldn't get wet?

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aubergene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:56, archived)

"The age of the airmemes"

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custard, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:18, archived)

nice!

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:57, archived)

Thank you!

Shall I 'do a zog' and cry me eyes out cos only you noticed it?

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custard, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:37, archived)

I find it

best to take your rage and bitterness and use it to spur you on to greater things...

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rogan, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:43, archived)

ooer.

get you!

I didn't even realise it was animated because of my crappy IE for mac. wyh!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:44, archived)

The pushyness of Letitias mother was starting to take its toll...

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:16, archived)

hometime approaches

Soon I shall go to the shops
And get my dinner.

Then I will go home
Play with my little kitties,
Eat food, and watch tv.

I might have a bath
Before I head off to bed
And sleep all night long.

'Bye all!

We were playing haikus on messenger and I came over all inspired.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:11, archived)

what are the rules of haiku?

I thought it was 13 silly bulls

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:14, archived)

oh.

I thought it was 17. Some of those up there are 18, too, 'cos I'm not very good at it.

mumblemumbelpickybastardmumblemumble...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:17, archived)

oi!

I wasn't being picky, just curious

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:20, archived)

The first line has five

Then the second has seven.
The last one has five.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:18, archived)

that's

the badger

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:24, archived)

what

did you call you kittens in the end Dr. P.K.

i've not been here for the last 2 weeks

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:14, archived)

They are called Deeley and Stevens.

You can see them here.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:17, archived)

Ahhhh!

so cute, however i don't like cats, but i'm willing to forgive those two as they look nice.

the cats near me just shit on my lawn and fight at 2 in the morning.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:19, archived)

hurrah!

i've got four names in the best 250. and you've got a pair of very lovely kittens

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:22, archived)

you bugger

i want a bath
but a dip in the loo
or a shower must do

although it is nice
my house is bath free
and it makes me sad
like a wounded heron

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big daft dave, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:17, archived)

so you english people

pronounce tv with one syllable?
what does that sound like?
tiv? tuv? toov? tfv?

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:37, archived)

Anyone here use...

...WINGimp? I'm trying to get to grips with it but a lot of things seem unneccesarily hidden. Anyone else find it has a steep learning curve?

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:55, archived)

more of

a learning cliff

but you feel good when you get to the top

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aubergene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:58, archived)

Cheers boyo

Had a feeling that'd be the answer.
saves on upgrade costs, ya see

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)

gimp

is an atrociously designed piece of software. yes it can do a fair bit of what photoshop can, but the interface is evil.

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)

better

designed that Paint, tho...

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:02, archived)

in my opinion,

mspaint has one of the best user interfaces ever. it's nice and clean and simple, and allows viewing of the whole image on one screen, and the toolbars are exactly how they should be and don't intrude on the picture at all.

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:03, archived)

but its pants.

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:04, archived)

it's pants for photo stuff

but the name paint implies that it's not trying to do photo stuff. and it's not. it's fantastic at what it was designed for

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:05, archived)

I use Corel Photopaint (v7 - old)

It is pretty good. Can't comment on its ease of use vs Photoshop.
But, it does the business, and doesn't have an Adobe UI for a start.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:09, archived)

yup... I use it all the time

...tis a bitch to use... but at least its free ;-)
then again, seems many here think that potatoshop is too... but then they're all peer2peer freaks as well :-P

(Funereal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:02, archived)

Umm naughty.

i hated the photoshop interface when i started using it but i've got use to it now. helps that premiere and other adobe apps share the same one.

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:03, archived)

gimp has a very similar interface to potatoshop

its just when you try to use it... you suddenly discover all of the millions of differences... but it really doesn't take so long. And there are tutorials about... hmmm google is your friend.

(Funereal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:07, archived)

i gave

it a go, gave up when i leanred that my software engineering degree didnt qualify me with enough smarts to learn the ting and installed PSP then *cough* adapted it *cough* so it didnt give up the ghost after a while

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Mosschops, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:04, archived)

I actually quite like

PSP. Although I'm shurely gonna get shouted at now...

(Danabnormal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:05, archived)

I use GIMP

for most of the stuff I do here, but under linux. I've tried the windows one, which seemed the same, but far too crashy (is v v stable under linux).

Yes, the interface is tricky, and it lets you do things photoshop will warn you about (like delete stuff from the wrong layer), but I'm quite comfortable with its ways now I've used it for a bit.

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barnesy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:59, archived)

what Santa REALLY does in his spare time.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:52, archived)

Fantabulouscious

woo hoo

(Funereal, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:03, archived)

Me Paint shop pro

trial has run out, anyone got any ideas!?

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Banana, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:44, archived)

run after it

cagoule

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:47, archived)

...and here's you trilby

and umbrella sir...

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Banana, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:47, archived)

um...

broadband?

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Alfie, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:52, archived)

you could always

paintmash

sorry, i know i shouldn't plug

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:58, archived)

tsk!

...repost!

There, feel better?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:03, archived)

i remember that rabbit

she's great. but a tad too much like cilla :¬)

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:04, archived)

you ought to

I only made it yesterday!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:06, archived)

Format C:\

Raahh
Or do what I did and download tatershop evaluation for 30 more days of fun..

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Devious ...what?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)

astalavista

dot box dot sk

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munkt0n, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:01, archived)

Access denied I'm afraid

YOu always have the naughty stuff Munks!

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Banana, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:03, archived)

have you tried

this?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:08, archived)

Genius,

I don't know if it's worked yet, but either way tar!

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Banana, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:25, archived)

no problem

banana :)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:26, archived)

banana

and me are different people and she got here first

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bananaman, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:27, archived)

yes..

i noticed right after the post.
sorry 'bout that

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:29, archived)

yeah

that usually works

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:04, archived)

dot dash dot dash

wtcracks dot com
fosi dot da dot ru

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Mosschops, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:06, archived)

Energy crisis forces Railtrack to go to Seaworld for alternative power

(moobat, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:32, archived)

The orignal moon landing photos were quickly hushed up...

...when it was discovered that the moon was actually inhabited by thousands of cloned lesbian super women.

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itwontbeeasy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:30, archived)

I want

to be an astronaut now... Not fair...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:33, archived)

she looks

canadian.
dont ask

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Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:33, archived)

she does too look

like a canadaian, no need to explain mate, you should see her boyfriend though, he looks like a hideously deformed mollusc with facial hair.

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Alfie, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)

She has a nice

fringe

(Nelly, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:45, archived)

good lord, i'm in love

www.angelicstar.net/

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Beardo, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:06, archived)

That's

bootiful!

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:34, archived)

Can I have the URL for the superwoman pictures?

Purely for scientific purposes of course.

*cough*

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:34, archived)

She lives

here: www.alisachan.com/index2.htm

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itwontbeeasy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:35, archived)

can i say how much i still love this website

again..

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:47, archived)

I know

she is such a total nutcase it's untrue.
but on the other hand, check these poor bastards out:

www.tomarma.com/Gallery/White.html

Should need a licence to have kids I reckon.

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itwontbeeasy, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)

remember, most people

would call geeks who put cat heads onto humans and show everyone "nutcases".
she's having fun doing what she's doing.. her boyfriend's name is derek though ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:53, archived)

sweet jesus!

my eyes!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:56, archived)

christ

almighty!

and i thought -this- site was 'unusual'

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:15, archived)

cough....

cough... coughhh...

that's got it...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)

scientific purposes?

like researching whether or not you actually go blind?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:36, archived)

who said that?

come closer....

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:39, archived)

you can have the psd from me

I already did all the cropping for you:
www.satanicamerica.com/supergirlcuts.psd

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zog why change it now?, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 17:51, archived)

lesbian

hour?

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aubergene, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:35, archived)

i want to change jobs

nasa send me to the moon.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:39, archived)

come my dears

it's suckling time

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littlebean, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 16:21, archived)

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