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# I'll just leave this here then...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# nice pussy
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# WHY AM I NOT WRITING MY ESSAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha SHIT ME.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
still makes me smirk
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hehe
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# cuuuuuuute!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# It's Saturday Night... It's "Who Give's a Shit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# AHAHAH woo
kill them both!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Nice to see me
to see me nice.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# just what he needs
now he really can go and fuck himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Keeeeeeeeeeep dancing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Holy Shuddering Feck!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Sorry, had to be done!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# left a bit
right a bit

Omph!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# heheheheh
Excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ... that's an autocomplete answer if ever I saw one
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# it is for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# what's with the cat?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ride em!
Can I pop this here? worth less than the folder I chopped up to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# whats teh album?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Goldie!!
:D
Was it called Timeless or something?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# no idea
post link to front cover.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
#
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4LClfo4xPtA
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# heehe
not a bad effort.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# One of the best albums EVAR!
Timeless indeed - way better that the repetitive crap drum and bass has become now...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# goldie
timeless


good album , great cover!
(Kierz, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Mmm squelchy conga lines
My kind of party.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Until it's time for the royal wee!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha third from the right is not amused by bumlove.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha
He seems to like giving it though.
Maybe her strap-on's too big or her smoke's going in his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# DaisyChain...
errr not that I'm familiar with that term... I was told about it...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Of course you were...
and who is this person that would sully the mind of an innocent lady?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I feel bad for making this...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# why am I
?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# looking
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# at your
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
#
cockdog
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Nothing to see here people, move along!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# how does it
taste smell?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *pumps shot gun*
c'mere ol' yella'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# reading.......
one.....




line.........



at...........






a..............








time.......
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I think the new coffee machince's a bit overcomplicated

This took me far, far too long
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# haha! woo!
nice motion blur on the ball ;)

Coffee ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# epic..
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# this contains 100%
of my daily recommendation of vitamin woo.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I bet it still tastes like shit
woo and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Tree-Mend-us
clickage impending...

I was thinking that when the ball rolls down I thought the path actually spent out something, would have been cool if it had. Nonetheless it is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# But my gosh it's brilliant
*clickawoowoo*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# That is epic WOO!
Now I know why coffee from a vending machine always takes so long
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I wanted sugar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *warms up sugaring mechanism*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# haha
*stands to the right of button*
*receives cup up the bum and hot coffee in the eye*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# i actually clicked on that button
expecting coffee to appear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I've changed my mind. I want tea.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Orsome!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# WHOA.
Time well spent, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Cheers!
I should probably have spent it revising actually, but oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# bet it's bloody cold
by the time you get it too.

what's wrong with a fucking kettle, or percolator??

damn yanks, messing with my forefather's drinks
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# four fathers???
your mother is clearly a slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hush mum
i've told you about going off on this rant before
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# but i need sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# well lime st'll be busy tonight,
and they're offering reduced rates what with t'credit crunch and all
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# bugger.
i'll have to resort to the kinky stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing
i was quite disappointed at the lack of kinky stuff i received last weekend, especially after so many promises *sniff*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I'd almost start drinking coffee if this happens
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# BEWARE
Coffee machine is an alien!

Woo! This is magnificent.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! that is excellent!!
nicely looped!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Beautifully done, though...
*clicks*

*gets coffee as a result*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Mind control through gifs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Well, I for one, welcome our Graphic Interchange Format overlords
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Jesus Christ
An epic piece of work. Maybe that'd be a good compo - Heath Robinsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# holy fuck
that is magnificent
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Awesome stuff Sir!
I've missed these.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# awww the flid wants a coffee
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Outstanding!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# braw
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Not far too long.
'Just right' I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Thaank!
Yoou!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Oh. This is...
...f***ing awesome!
WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Well it is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# "you'll like this, not a lot..."
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
also - whats ET short for?

edit: dammit everyones heard it before! :(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hes got little legs
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# he's only got little legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# because Noddy wont pay the ransom
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# he's only got a little cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# His cock touches the floor
quite impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# He's got no kneeze
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# ME!
or some cunty Extra Terrestrial cunt.
EDIT: I mean because he's only got little legs. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# cos he shot JR?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Jamaica
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Edwina the extra testicular cigar.
Bonus points to anyone who knew that came from the mouth of the masterful Vic Reeves
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# shopped pictures only
ac
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# or not at all
although he still looks better than paul daniels.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ain't that the truth
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Your showing all your cards!!
*folds*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# merry fucking christmas
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# haahaha
good shit
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# What happened to Jesus's older brother, Colin
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
oh, if only!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# That's how Rob was born?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# truly he is the son of
the ginger milkman
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# and 'lo Three Tramps will visit the Rob-child and bringeth with them presents
Stella Artois, Fags and GingerNut biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ginger biscuits with brown sauce on ftw
seriously, try it. it's like there's a party in your mouth and everyone is getting naked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i was eating them the other day
the contrast between the gingery crumble and the smooth, vinegary tang is sublime.
fuck, now i have to kill myself for sounding like jilly goolden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I love that Britian's Favour Dish
where Jilly had to eat that squirrel pie - her face was a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# badly painted by an artist plagued by acid-fuelled nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# This is an urgent appeal by the Ears For Bunnies Foundation

Poor Eric here was born without ears. But thanks to the Ears For Bunnies Foundation*, we were able to hire the arm talents of the underrated actor Kevin Eldon to make him look normal in photo opportunities.

Please, donate however much you can. Don't make us put chuggers on your high street.

* Not a registered charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# haahahahahaha
i saw kevin eldon doing poetry at glasto... very funny
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# you've got some on your chin, eric!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# SPAM
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :D
I'd like Kevin Eldon to show me his 'arm talents', PHWOAR, WIBBLE, ETC. ETC.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# ERIC GETS HIS POWER FROM EARS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# this is fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *cuts off and sends fingers*
That's what you wanted wasn't it?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# 12" cover,so not compoed...


More DM
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# that baby has moobs
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# my baby has moobs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# my moby has babes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# 12" single or LP?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Long Penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# only when i'm excited
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *excites*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# blimey
the desk just done lifted a clear foot off the floor.

although i'm ashually more excited about the family ness ringtone i'm making, and i want to find a copy of the byker theme with the laugh on it.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# byker grove?
eeeeeeeewwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# just found a clip
god the acting was piss poor!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# it was terrible :(
my ex always wore a ratty leather jacket with tassles on the sleeves.
that was 15 years ago, my family still call him byker grove.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Single.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# a/s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I haz gone and stolen Raindance's idea.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha I was going to do that
but I didn't want to look like a cunt!

This is very well done by the way... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Hhaha yeh I am a cunt though. :(
cheers anyway.

sorry Raindance!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# he is now...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Pffffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# thas no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# thas
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ^thas^
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# also thas
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ^thos^
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# thats no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# star wars - great film
e.t - shit film.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ^thas^
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# e.t - great film
the skateboard kid 2 - shit film

its all about comparison
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# never seen the skateboard kid 2
but e.t almost bored the liver out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# don't let any film do that
you need that liver, treat it nice, give it lots of alcohol on a regular basis
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# i gave it a good punching on wednesday
lots of nice vodka ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I saw ET at the cinema when I was 5
and have never managed to sit through it since
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# did you tell him to fuck off home?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Beeeeeeee Goooooooood
if you cant be good be careful.
if you cant be careful buy a pram.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# my cousin spent every penny she had when it was first in cinemas
she sat through it 13 times, crying her eyes out every time.
sad cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# is that the ginger one?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# no
one of the many blonde ones. i have got over 50 cousins, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# woah!
xmas must be a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# it is
fortunately, i tend to only buy for nieces and nephews now, as most of my cousins are in their 20's and 30's.
oh, and most of them are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Aryans
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# swedes, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# 13 times?????!!!????
I saw Ghostbusters twice as a kid, but that's because it's the best film in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Damn straight
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ghostbusters is awesome
my brother made us sit through the blues brothers every single day of the summer holidays one year. he's a total psycho and watching the film with him meant 2 hours of peace, so we did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# How odd.
I always find the 1st half of BB really depressing because of the shitty little flat they live in.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# it's a good film
and introduced me to the wonders of motown.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# 100% correct
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# the only good part was when he drowned
he looked like a dried out white dog turd. that was quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You are twisted in the head, Missy!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# my friend compared him to a mcdonald's burger texture/colour
in that scene.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# well, i wouldn't eat either, so s/he may be right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# YES
Mainly due to my initials being ET, and having the fear as a child of the teacher saying 'just put your initials in the corner of the painting/pot/etc', and being laughed at horribly. BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Argh! You are Eugene Tombs from series 1 of The X-Files
dont eat my liver!

(Apologies if you have absolutely no idea what I am wittering on about)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# That does give us a lovely insight into his childhood.
No wonder he grew up to be a stretchy cannibal!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# poor thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# To this very day, in club cloakrooms when initials are needed,
I give them my middle name too. Try and laugh at 'EGT' YOU FOOLS! HAHAHAAAAAA *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# change your name by deed poll
i'm thinking of going for either chesty larue or hootie mcboob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Haha
Hootie FTW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# that's my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# You bastard!
And I'd gone and downloaded the source pick and all!

Woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# apologies
Never give your ideas away, cunts like me might steal them!

Go ahead and make yours anyway, it will be millons of times better.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm intend to!
Over the weekend by which time everyone will have forgotten.

Have a sneaky click for being sneaky!

Edit: But if this makes the FP I'll be sooooo annoyed!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Haha cool cheers.
I want to see your version now ;)

If it makes FP, (which is highly unlikely) I'll throw myself under a train.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Haha!
Then it's settled!

*clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I did that years ago but yours is FAR better
:) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I hope he doesn't get caught in the tractor beam!!!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Nuremberg Rally 1934...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# ahahaha
cool
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Can i drop this here?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# heheh
you'd better watch out, or sabine schmidt will come and beat you up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# you love sabine schmidt?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# there's something
strangely alluring about her.

i just wouldn't give her a lift anywhere, she'd be a shit back seat driver
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# heheh
i'd love to go round the nurburgring in a rocket-powered tesco trolley.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# god yes
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# i'd love driving lessons from her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Arf!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# very long easy right-wing
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# No Henry
fake!

;OD

Edit: YAY! Now with added Henry!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# He's in the middle of the crowd!
just too short to be seen.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# pfff
"and here comes the maclaren driver, a young fellow named adolf, a very determined look on his face"...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# :D
I went to the World Toy Fair right next door to that stadium a few years ago. It's a really spooky place - the stadium, not the toy fair...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Surely Toy fair's are spooky
cos there's lots of kids and noise
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Well, this was one run German-stylee
No kids anywhere - it was great!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I can't spot him ;¬)
In other news it's Fishy Friday! = Fish, chips & mushy peas in the canteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# are the mushy peas
the correct shade of slightly dried out radioactive green?
is the fish in almost triangular battered slice form?
is the bread and butter served as white sliced triangles?
is it served with a mug-NOT cup-of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# The peas are light green in hue and satisfyingly salty (rofl, etc)
the fish is indeed triangular and doesn't fall to bits when cut
bread is help yourself so full slices but can be cut to any shape you like
the tea/coffee machine stuff is never hot enough but comes in mugs (chortles!) and can be microwaved. which I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# then all is right with the world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# "You're only suppossed to blow the bloody doors off!
Not invade bloody Poland!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# He's there somewhere, I know he is...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Run the fuckers over!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# oh trust you
heheh- nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# damn you're fast
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Shit you cunt bags!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I like how he's in a different place each time
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha multi-henry-mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha
He's a fidget bum is our Henry!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# brillio!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Oh flip
My last Tomato's gone bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# He looks like he should have a lisp
ATH ATH ATH ATH ATH ATH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ha
NYOMTH NYOMTH NYOMTH NYOMTH NYOMTH NYOMTH
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Love the sig taters!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Thank youse
*offers energon goodie*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHA LOLOL!
brilliant!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ha ha
you fucking nut
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# BAD TOMATO. NAUGHTY STOOL.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# shit!
*calls wilbur finletter*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Aww!
It looks like a little baby Fiery from the Labyrinth!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it does!
you realise, of course, that i have to go and watch labyrinth again now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Like you need an excuse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# well, maybe i don't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I had that problem with my eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# tim curry?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# No thanks,
I'll have chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# king chicken?
still tim curry, i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# You say tomato
I say tomato.


So that's a nice coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sigur Rós - Hvarf/Heim


Click for bigger (87KB)

We don't have the right kind of trees over here to do this properly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Noice
*goes all misty-eyed over The Ros*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# The Queen as you've never seen her...


Or was it just me?....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# pfft
That reminds me I saw a big fat black trannie this morning in a purple Marilyn Monroe dress!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Lolwhut?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Here's a link to the sun!
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/royals/article1953223.ece

Sorry.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha fucking hell, you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# God bless dial-up.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# how dare you pollute my screen with a windows internet explorer error
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I shat me'self then!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# utterly marvellous.
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hahah!
that put me right off my stroke!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# there is no way of expressing the terror I just felt
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
the sheer fear of what is to come..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah*breathes*hahahahahahahahaha!
clickedy-click
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I remember something similar from a challenge aaaaages ago
Something about clicking on the banner to stop it loading
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahaha i actually tried clicking the error.
i am fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# haha me too.... me too....
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I hate this as in my sleep deprived state I keep trying to click it!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Marvelous-tastic.
Clickola
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# This is brelyent
And confused/ scared me a little
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# HehHehHehHeh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Wonderful!!
this is ace!
(lordy lordy, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# This year's Christmas must have...
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hahahaha
Am I allowed to point out the obvious time-line inconsistency tho? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# maybe its the first one unfinished
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *waves hand*
There is no time-line inconsistency ;)
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)
# there isn't one
we have no concept of how much work was done on the second death star by the start of Empire.
it may be that they managed/had to piece together 75% of the outer framework before they started on the more mundane aspects such as living quarters and big fucking lasers.

however, I just watched Return of the Jedi and remembered what it was that didn't sit right with me about that film
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Van Vader
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# those 3 huge
cigarettes explains darths laboured breathing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# pfft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Are there 3 burnt fags in the first frame?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# nope
its the damaged fence posts after old vader gets lairy and chops them after luke kolchocks his arm real horrorshow
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# DVD commentary says 3 burnt fags tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# really?
tut tut you couldnt light them up indoors now! How could they reproduce such effects these days?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Fucking aceness on a stick!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# awww look at his little expressionless helmet
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# front page this now pls
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# jinx
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Yeah, you can't say that apparently
www.b3ta.com/board/8959163
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Pffffft!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# LOL
Superb!
(colinr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# LOCH NESS MONSTER


paint paint painty-poos | Click for bigger (225KB)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# This is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# No it is not, it is hideous and wrong
and Dottie is a grotesquely ugly freak.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# oh, my mistake...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# No worries Fred.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha
lully as usual. Is he trying to cheer up that grumpy fucking fish?!

EDIT: Also woohoo. Just had four days off. Came into work today and just got my self another two and a half from now:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# fish are always grumpy
true fact
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah!
Have you ever seen one sharing out it's dairylea triangles?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# nice anemone...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# TINY, HAPPY VOLCANO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# sing it to the tune of shiney happy people...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Hahha
You too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Tiny happy vol-ka-no-oes
pogos to REM and B52's alternative verson
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# burning sand.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# What's Bobby Sands got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# HUNGER!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)
# grumpy fucking fish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I like the tiny, happy volcano the best.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ANEMONE
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# mactoot blows on his bagpipes
as elspeth and angus watch those notes go floating across the waves
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# yaaay braw!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# The fish on the bottom aint too cheery is he :D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# beautiful work as ever.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Very nicely painted, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# ningles miss, long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# So I've heard.
Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# awwww....
Me and lady S were going to go to Loch ness for Crimbo
til we found out the trauin tickets would be more expensive than the hotel and meals
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# He'd better wear thicker gloves

if he's planning on tackling that bush.
(yartek last had an impure thought at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# first time I've seen a cow carry its own food supply


oh yes..and woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# pfft
i don't like her music videos now.

it's like watching ur mum jumping around in spandex

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# not YOUR mum
i mean.. like.. in general
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# If my body's like that when I'm in my late 40s you'll not get me OUT of a unitard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# She has the body of a teenage boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Oh I don't know, she's not entirely titless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# She is horrendous looking,
tits or no tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I'd rather snuggle up next to Madonna and all her corners
than ProlapseFace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Who the hell is Prolapseface?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Angelina 'Will attempt anything to be interesting' Jolie.
Mouth like a distended rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Oh fucking hell!
I don't find her attractive in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# i was surprised that she could have kids, modern science eh...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# she is better than cher. although I'll admit to fwapping the turn back time vid.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# That is like comparing having your arm ripped off by a bear
to getting your leg eaten by Piranhas!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# they are female, hence at least moderately attractive.
try and see these from my perspective
img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070824/madonna_l.jpg
artfiles.art.com/images/-/Cher-Photograph-C12142223.jpeg
even this isn't the worst:
www.nsboogie.com/wallpaper/britney_spears_in_lingerie_wallpaper.jpg

dubious on the sfw thing, scantily clad singers.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Like most teenage boys these days

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# a teenage boy covered with vericose veins
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Aye.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'd give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# pffft
"unitard"
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I got in a unitard once
She got a first.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# to be honest, most girls i've hd similar discussions with say this,
but they've only ever seen her in photos and on TV, i bet regardless of how trim she is, her body, when uncovered, is fucking repugnant.

I don't care how much money you have/work you've had done, at that age, you will never have a sexy bod. it's an impossibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Sorry, nobody aged over their mid 40s is sexy?
What a load of tosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# He didn't say that.
He said sexy bod naked. And I concur.

Doesn't stop me wanting to boff Cherie Lunghi though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# When I'm in my late 40s, I'll be nothing but sexy with my kit off.
If you honestly think that no naked person in their late 40s and up is sexy, I really am going to feel for you when you hit that age.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Felicity Kendall
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Zoe Wanamaker.
Mmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hmm... perhaps... though she does look a bit like a Riddler.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Oh yes!
Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I did not at any point say that women over 40 aren't sexy.
If you read my post, I did say that I would boff Cherie Lunghi who is well over 40!

I am just concuring with the sentiment that women over 40, in the most part, will be more wrinkly and have more stretch marks than women in their 20s. I don't think you can argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yes...
the things that you mentioned are part of reality, they don't define sexiness and beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I'm not doing
I just think it's really sad to say

'I don't care how much money you have/work you've had done, at that age, you will never have a sexy bod. it's an impossibility.'

Stretch marks? That's a mark of being a woman. We have hips, tits, and sometimes we make babies. For fuck sake, no wonder women get so stressed out about the way they look. As soon as our skin starts to show that we're not 15 any more everyone seems to give up on us.

I've got stretch marks. There. I said it. Know why?

I've gone through puberty.

Although by all means, chase young girls when you hit your 40s. You won't look like a dirty old pervert at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# um...that quote wasn't sushi, it was flange....
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I know, that's who I was speaking to before sushi interjected, and the point we've been discussing to a greater or lesser degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# One of the most attractive women I know (and would happily happily bop)
is about 43.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# there's a woman who works as secretary in our institute...
probably pushing 60, but cute as a button, and an impressive arse.

As for Madonna, I just find her ugly, always have. Nothing to do with her age.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I think she's in damn fine condition for her age
but could possibly go to the gym less. Lose a bit of manarm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yes, that too.
but I've never liked her face. I find it odd.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Michelle Pfeiffer is 50 and I would knob her into her 60s if she asked me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Another one that's getting better with age.
See also: Julianne Moore, Laura Linney....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# She looks forlawn in that pic.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# i'd tackle her bush
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# haha
"It's yur bird's heid"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# You've spoilt the ending now.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Only for scottish people.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# and frankly,
how many of them have TVs?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# some of my best friends wear kilts
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Transvestites?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# i saw an advert ina phone box for an 18 year old TV - 250 quid
you can get a brand new one in curry's for under 100 so why take the risk?


(jack dee joke)
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# haha
love this film
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hahahahahah!!!
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

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