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# How's that for a slice of fried gold?

(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Archie?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# can't be, I haven't got red on me there...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# My mistake.
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# you've got red on you
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# You've got red on you
Edit - mind piss, but nevermind that, fucking great pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# You've got red on you
Oh shit! double piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# im kind of lacking inspiration for what to do next
hmmm
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hotfuzzhotfuzzhotfuzz
Do a Hot Fuzz one please
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# thats fucking awesome
that is
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# That am ace
It was on t' telly last night actually. I watched it and still didnt think it was as good as shorn of thay ded
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *jaw drops*
that is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# is it weird that I fancy your Simon Pegg cartoon?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I would have to qualify that as your finest work ever.
Feckin' panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I had this as my wallpaper for months!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ooo does it come in wallpaper size?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# love this
and the film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I like this.
Therefore I am clicking it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Something silly and horribly optimised for your Friday afternoon.


Click for vid.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# RE: STATUS
SHE NEEDS WOLF POWER
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Aahaha
precisely
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Where is the video from?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Can't you read?
*flips out*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# his personal collection ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Goatse Sleepover's Vol. IV
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Volume IV is ok
but it's nothing compared to vol II. The stretch diameter is un believable
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# one of them seems to be busting on a slash

Jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# As in the guitarist?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha
The fear! Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ^ NICE!
What were they watching in the video?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I think it was
pop idol or some such pointless crap
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That video is truly horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Keira Unsightly


edit: source pic: www.bartcop.com/keira-knightley-02aa.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# PFFT
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# does she come flat packed
?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# sexy dwarf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# tiem
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# /would!
Also Keira Whitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ahahaha
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Goodness!
She looks even more like a Thunderbirds puppet now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hoi hoi,another day,another dollar
another dayanother dollar
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# alf jew
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# bless you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# yeh man I liked it ;)
good work
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# By that, you *do* mean
Murderer I'd like to...., yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# get a few burgers into
her and id be fit to go
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Mother I'd Like to Falsify evidence with?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# bwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# "On a night like this what's needed is a glass of port and a good cigar":


CFB

Mediocre wins a shiny penny for predicting the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I WHOLE HEARTEDLY ENDORSE THESE SENTIMENTS!
you lovely wonderful being of pure talent ... in pants
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# This got lost in a flurry of posts
but it's lovely so have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:45, archived)
# baby p free zone
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue355/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Just what I've been waiting for!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# dammit
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I saw that!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i tried and i failed
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Woo,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# about bloody time!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# not him again
he does this every week at this time.

no image posted or anything
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I post 1px wide transparent gifs
the best in the business
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# hey! i'm the best in the business!
oh, wait, you weren't talking about prostitution, were you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# LIES!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Goood. I stopped paying for Baby P aages ago
I use illegal baby P downloads now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# My Title! Yee har!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Why hulo thar my good man.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# his neck is being nuzzled by a small chinese man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# That's his 'fag' from school
Feeding off the food scraps held in the flaps of David's neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# me nuzzle you long time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# David Nice-but-Dim!!!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# haw haw haw
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# haha
indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# lol
tutan cameron
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# jwg
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# That's not a poppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Gacy
but unshopped?

Now if you get a picture of John Wayne (the cowboy) and put him in a clown suit then that would probably be woo...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i'm too scared of clowns to shop this
i got stuck in a lift with two clowns for half an hour. it was terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Did they model balloon animals in kinky sex positions
for you?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:09, archived)
# they stood two inches away from the end of my nose
and took turns to 'clown' at me. they were fucking vicious. i had made the mistake prior to the break down of saying that I couldn't think of anything worse than being stuck in lift with two clowns. I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hello, new person.
We prefer shopped stuff. Although, perhaps thanks to the newsletter, you seem to be getting away with it this time.

Wise Cat has other helpful hints for you too.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:11, archived)
# noted thanks
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Welcome
And welcome. To be honest I was about to get on your case about the Gordon Brown post - it's done well enough for me to have thought that wasn't shopped either. Good work.

Now grab some kittens and get shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# thanks, i can forward the psd if your not sure :o)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# No need to get cocky
And be aware that I'm also a grammar nazi so...
It's "you're" not "your" when you mean "you are".
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Pointing out people's grammatical inadequacies is hardly being a Nazi about it.
If anything it's quite helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# You're right of course.
Thanks for pointing that out. I suppose "pedant" would have been a better choice.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *adblocks in self defence*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Am I missing something?
/aside from my marbles
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Your marble count is deficient by one
but you are not missing anything it is an unshopped, untoaped picture.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# the cool, crisp taste of monkey beer?
crisp taste of monkey beer?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I know who he is.
What the fuck are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Merry Friday all!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# D'oh! *spangs*
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
SCRABBLE!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# This gets a huge RIS from me

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# 'cos you missed episode 1



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# There are
10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't
(The Director of Directing, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# 10 ways to amuse a geek
nymphs.org/Random/
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# i now know i'm a geek
i was watching the weather, when the weather totty says "tonight, it's mostly going to be ones and zeroes".
i sat there giggling, thinking "the weather's gone binary"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# harhaharhaharharha- you CUNT!! SPANG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
I tried to think of a Scrabble joke, but...



I've drawn a blank
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hee hee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Nice Tagging...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Haha!
If ever you're losing a board game the time-honoured 'Flip the Board' tactic is the ace up your sleeve.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Eeeps!
Have a spang Mr Kai
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# In other news.... Terrorists are now planting bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti...

.. If they go off, it could spell DISASTER !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Get out!!
*points to door*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Pffft
What a thicko, took me way too long.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# wee
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Just like those old teeny tot toys :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL!!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Baby pee?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
wrong but amusing.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
so that's how it works
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Remember this?
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
with added aaaarrrggghhh! because I hate clowns, and that one in particular.

edit: hang on, someones nicked one of the kids. Wasn't it 5 children and It?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *locks door*
*burns evidence*
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# would, would, have, would, she could film it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
#
1.Bums 2.Felates 3.Fists 4.Scrabble
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# 5. profit
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# "They all float down here!"
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I do
it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I was too old by then.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# and me
is this a little house on the prairie porn remake?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# What the hell was that?
/Memory fading blog.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# It was...
this
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Oh that's why...
I also, was too old.
Maybe I saw it once in passing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I was 11 at the time
..which in all honesty was still too old to be watching it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yay for the psamead :D

Fact of the day: That book was written in an old barn at the bottom of my road! FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# CLOWN!!!!
*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I'm cowering here!
find your own haven of clown fear!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# budge over, i've got jaffa cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *follows dressed like this*
Would you like a balloon little girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# FUCK!
new undercrackers, please!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Yikes!
This childrens is ugleh!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# and your mother


Click for bigger (126KB)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# look into my eye!
alright people, you heard the man and you know the drill, assholes and elbows!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# :D
That's a great moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# it's my second favourite film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# The first being Alien of course, which is slightly superior...
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# 0_0

Alien 3
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Brian Glover FTMFW!
This is rumour control, these are the facts.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# yes indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# have you seen up n' under?
great film, the last one he was in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Lolwhut??



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# He's obviously insane
Call the Church police!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# we ARE talking about the extended director's cut I hope sir
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# natch...
On your recommendation, sir

in other news: I broke down last night and watched Possible Kill Screen...
Oh
My
God!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha, the last 15 minutes was pure televisual gold wasn't it,
like watching 7 years of the past just wiped clean. It's not gonna end well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Quite seriously - that confession scene
was astonishingly good, makes you realise how good an actor Chiklis actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Aye, the long pause just kept going and going and going...
"Any moment now" I kept thinking, but no, he just kept that pause going.
Then he started :)
It's a 'Ronnie in shit street', 'Shane off his tits on coke and speed street', 'Mackey in a mob takedown shitstorm street' yet to play out.
Roll on next week.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I'm seriously contemplating going to the States to watch it live.
Not a good use for 35,000 airmiles, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Ohhh noesss!
I walked out of the cinema at Alien 3, tutting in disgust!

EDIT: Saw original "Alien" at the cinema when it first came out in '79, the audience could not believe what they had just seen, best cinema experience ever!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:56, archived)
# have you seen the exteneded and re-edited directors cut of 3?
It redeems itself as a film much much better and is a much better film because of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Haven't.
Will.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# bollocks to that!
jaws is the greatest film ever, alien doesn't even make it into my top ten!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Duh!
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I will agree with you that Jaws is the greatest movie ever made
/also my top movie. However, Alien just surpasses the sequel for me.
tighter story, stronger cast
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Jonesy....
Joooooonnnneeeesssssyyyy......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# :D
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:03, archived)
# permission to steal, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# permission granted :)
/for anything nice?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# just to upload (no leeching!) to another forum
I shall credit you further than the tag though (e.g. The Great Architect from b3ta.com)
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i like the atmosphere
but i much prefer the action in the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:00, archived)
# True
Jaws, Star Wars, Aliens, Playboy's Best of College Girls.

How come whenever anyone does the desert-island thing, they never mention teh pr0n?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# because they want to look intellectual
everyone knows if they say countdown, they're cracking a sneaky one off to carol vorderman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:10, archived)
# how do i get outta this chickenshit outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Use the zip innit lol
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# you secure that shit, hudson!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# A day in the marine corps is like a day on the farm.
Every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# You ever been mistaken for a man, Vasquez?
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:01, archived)
# every formation a parade
i LOVE the corps!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'll have to guess again
Is it my mother's pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# gordons blind in his left eye,i do that too
im half blind im my left eye,because the eye isnt doing any work i tend to rub under it,odd
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Extra cheese with that?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Extra Chillis in it's eyes?
Certainly, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Baby P -zza?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# GET IN MAH BELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# What did you call me!?
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I called you harsh earlier today
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Is that Jonathan King!?
Man he likes 'em YOUNG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# David.... please....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# extra flange water please!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# OH!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Ewwww,
I don't want any
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I can't see this picture so I'll have to guess
Is it a bellend pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hehehehe!

skateboarding kitten
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# mmmmm fresh babies
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *scares*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
#

Click for 200+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahah
wargames ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# wargames you say?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# such an awesome film
:)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# may I strongly suggest that you don't bother with the sequel,
in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# this
x 100000000
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Sequel?
You mean the film which is a bit similar in plot, with no way to sell it, so we'll call it Wargames 2.
That one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# That'd be the one...
Also - I love your sig....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Ta!.
I'm doing nowt today.

The walls are ready for painting ,but they can wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Quite Right. They'll be there in the morning, after all.
or will they......?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I do hope so.
What will keep the roof up!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Cables, attached to ducks.
Ducks saving the day again.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Never underestimate the power of ducks.
Or give them guns...


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# never knock a nail in with a duck.
never iron a bomb.
never hug soot.
never lick a beehive.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# for the last one, it's certainly true
especially if it happens to be sitting atop La Winehouse.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Arf!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:58, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:05, archived)
# i ♥ kliban
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# no no no
you're clearly describing US Marshalls in relation to the Bearded Doctor who was wrongly accused runs away instead of lodging an appeal
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha ^^THIS^^
what fucking dick, he's a doctor for fucks sake, i'm sure he could afford a lawyer who could get him off the charge, even if he did do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# who cares? it was still great to see tommy lee jones in action
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# They made a sequel?
I have to see this, despite your warning.

I've got 'Lost Boys 2: The Lost Tribe' downloaded and waiting for a time when I'm really really drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Woo. TOAP alert....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Noted
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I was going to put 'Global thermonuclear war'
but it wouldn't all fit on one line :(

Greetings Professor Falcon!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Haha ;)
Tic Tac Toe?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Strange game.
The only winning move is not to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Americans in irony getting shocker!!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Back in 1999, when I first went to the US, I was hanging around in Berkley.
It was genuinely shocking to hear Americans saying intelligent things. I realised I'd become so accustomed to hearing the accent then the words being idiotic that I had to double-take when they turned out to be just as smart as anyone elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# i have a similar problem
whenever i go to bristol. Exacerbated by one of my (late) mate's points that no matter what you say, be it the solution to the Higgs Boson conundrum, or Churchill's victory speech, if said in a deep bristollian accent, you sound like a moron.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# West Country accents can do that.
I had a friend at uni who was from Bristol. It was a bit odd to hear a voice that should have talked about tractors discussing archaeology.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
#
conken
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You say 'ken', I say 'con'
Let's call the whole thing off!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# but i've already got the dress :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# But...
I thought I was the one wearing the dress? Oh to hell with it, let's have a lesbian wedding. Kiss me you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I'll get Nararatanitolirolitavirovirova
to do the ceremony
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# ALL-OUT SUPERPOWER CONFRONTATION!
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ANGEL DELIGHT
/Lee Mack's Nan blog
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# :)
shepherd's
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# bush
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Trimmed nicely at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Pie

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# in the sky
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Gee thanks!
Now I've got the Lighthouse Family stuck in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you must have a huge head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Nicely...
wasn't there a version that goes "Red Sky in the Morning, Four Minute Warning"?

Edit: Defcon FTW!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Oo possibly.
I've not heard it, but I'm not surprised somebody's done something similar before.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I'm not for an instant taking away from you, sir
rest assured.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I rest assured.
There used to be a chap on here (the username escapes me) who seemed to have done a picture on the theme of almost everything. I got accustomed to the idea very quickly that on the internet (as in life) someone else has always done it before. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I wish someone had done my job before
Then, I could go home now instead of 4 and a half hours from now...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *hugs*
at least you're being useful instead of being stuck in the house with shitty daytime t.v.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# They have,
they just undid it all afterwards. The bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Ah - so that's why....
All is now clear. They could have tidied up the desk a bit....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hehehe woo.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# There used to be a game for the Amstrad and Commdore 64, ZX Spectrum etc.
forget the name now Theatre Europe, but I liked very much the term "Warm Puppy" as a tactical nuclear strike - but it always ended in all out confrontation and "Game Over" - damn spoil sports - I wanted to win at Nuclear Proliferation!!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# You're bonkers you are
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I was being ironic - nobody wins at war whatever type it is.
nonetheless I have here this red button *finger hovers over*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# red sky at night
barn's on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Threads.
Scariest thing I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# We were made to watch that at school!
Gave me nightmares for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# It still gives me nightmares now.
It's completely unrelenting in its bleakness. I love it but fucking hell. It shits me up as it is, but if I'd have lived around Sheffield at the time I would have lost my fucking mind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I've got it on VHS somewhere, I remember it was on BBC4 a while back
Too scared to watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Still scares me to this day!!
/Lives in Sheff
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# oh my god, this^
i live in sheffield.

that makes it ten times scarier
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# wtf is threads?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# A docu-drama about what would happen in the event of a nuclear war.
Here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threads
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Fuck, just reading that has made me feel sick
Edit: Sorry I took my link away. I'll put it back here...

www.imdb.com/title/tt0090163/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ah, right
clicked on both links, it definitely looks worth a watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Loved Threads as it was very close to what it might actually be like
extremely scary. I've been down to archives under Sheffield City Council's City Hall known as the "Eggboxes" due it's strange design. The Eggboxes is no longer there although I really hope that the bunker still exists filled with some councillors concreted up under the new offices that are there now...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Bright sky at night...
Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Marn, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# thats ace :)


would you like to play a game?
y/n?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# You just lost the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Perry and the boys.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I GOT WORMS
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I got Gmail Themes!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# :D
I've gone for Ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# that's just your jimmy krankie fetish kicking off again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# oh yeh so it is!
*hides erection*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# you want him to be your little cock puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# be careful
he's got no strings to hold him down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# He won't need strings after I've finished with him.
*reveals bigger erection*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# secondary cock!
why did nobody tell me about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# RISing. out. to. fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I've just relised the cover is not negative, but grey!!
D'oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# aaaaaaaand the penny drops, Tah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:41, archived)
# ooooooh
THAT Perry

thought you meant the older, hairier one
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Katy?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# as my mate said the other day
you would, but you'd not give her your number the next morning (and yes i did imagine my incredibly hot female mate with katy perry as she said it)

but no, I'm talking about Joseph

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:50, archived)
# nice album
now do ritual :D
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# eeewwww......
54%
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hiya JP!!
Are you well you lil' tease you...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I'm ok, ta
How's yerself?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:06, archived)
# you forgot prawn cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Ahhh! Mindpiss!
I was on the verge of saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# heheh
*hands tissue*
wipe your ear, it's leaking yellow stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *cleans in and around ear*
Try to stay on target next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# hey, i'm a girl
we can't aim!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I can't think of anything to say to that!
Save the fact that I've just had a very unpleasant mental image!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# this pleases me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Now I've the same image!!
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# wonderful!
i'm all in favour of a 2 for 1 deal!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# SO cripsy darling!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Yucky!!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# DAMMIT TO FUCK!
Once again lunchtime sees the b3ta host being blocked by m'work. It'll stop being blocked later - it's like they want me to be here when I should be working.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# fucking twunts!
thats nazism imo.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Yes get back to work so that you can scive off surfing b3ta!
you lazy Wasp Box
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Yes,
then they can a good case for firing you!

Be careful!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Nah, the MD says I'm an irreplacable cog
No, wait, the exact phrase was "skating on thin ice"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] These Coconut Cookies are LEGEND-ary!
An up-turned mouse-mat, some pen lids, ink cartridges, allen key, 1 cable-tie, short cable, ripped paper from an envelope (white bits) and a water bottle label (blue bits) and not forgetting the pieces of coconut bisquits for the face and fat fingers!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
very nice work. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# but why didn't he compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Done now!
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# yey!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# 11/10 for effort.
woo!

*pearoasts 49 business card epic of yesterday*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I should have called it Hob-nBob Marley?
Loved that business card Floyd homage too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)
# tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# holy shit
woo! winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Class in a glass!
Nice use of cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Very Classy, sir.
Props to your good self.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Very nicely done
clicky woos!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Tasted bloody Marley-vous!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# *sighs*
aaahh, that's my daily squirrel fix sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# you have too many addictions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# i'm addicted to addictions!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Be careful though **Squirrel may contain nut**
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# arf!
so might i, if i'm lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I want tasty treats!
*Dives*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hehe - I think I know your inspiration for this....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *worships Larson*

EDIT tribute to our ginger overlord...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# change that "o" to an "e"
and i'll let you worship me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# God at his cemputer?
Ris.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# no
the "o" in larson...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Ged at his Computer?
Wizard of Earthsea?

*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# i like it when you're confused
it makes you look cute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *blushes*
Ma'am, you're too kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i am.
his name is the same as mine, except for that "o".

and the fact that my first name isn't gary, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# So what's all this about the Wizard of Earthsea, then?
or did I misunderstand your answer....?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# you did
i meant that, if he wanted to worship larson, he should try worshipping larsen instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# But I'm still not quite sure where
Ursula Le Guin comes into it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# "Ged at his computer"???
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Ged is the new RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# is the whole
animals can write but can't spell thing Larson's fault?
Because if that's the case I may have to dig him up and rekill him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Pffft!
Bless you, Mr Box.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# you'd have a job
he ain't dead
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# They just haven't found his body yet
/cartoonist murderer's blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# so where's
Jim Davis?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# He still tours working men's clubs in the north
BOOM BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# does he take
his cat with him?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# In...
...mother Russia, cat takes him*










*also in some nawty films which I have only heard exist and would know nothing about at all. honest.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I thought they were cleverer the nearer the central computer or whatnot they were
so will those three basically fall over and forget to breath if they go outside?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I think they are only clever when all 4 are in close proximity to each other
That's why Oz needed Scarlet back.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# scarlet got cleverer the nearer she got
but these three are numptys and they're inside the place
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Oh well I dunno then
This is worse than Heroes...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I forgot how they got off the Island so might give up watching
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# That's bleedin' LOST!
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# ahhh, which one is Heroes again? is that the one with the cheerleader who kills vampires?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# sorry - couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Likewise.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# this has made my day
it is the definition of style over technique and I love you for showing it to me.

Let me mount you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:47, archived)
# :)
*drops 'em*

I was going to do considerably more work on that picture, but somehow it just works like that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Heroes is the one where cheerleaders and other social misfits find out they have superpowers
which appear to change on a weekly basis.

Then some of them become good, and some of them become bad, and then some bad ones do good things and some good ones do bad things, and then Sulu died, and people painted futures that don't exist anymore, and there's a guy who thinks he's Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

It's pretty incomprehensible.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# First, the earth cooled.
Then there were dinosaurs. But they got too big and fat so they died and turned into oil. Then there were arabs. And they bought mercedes benzes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# That's quite an accurate synopsis

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# you forgot to mention the plot holes big enough to throw a death star through
and incomprehensible changes in ability abilities
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Yes
The Haiatiian (?) has got to me and wiped my brain.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:43, archived)
# They're more “conditioned” than “dumb”.
OzBasic is their friend.
He'd never do anything to hurt them....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:53, archived)
# missed one
if only there was some kind of online library of these strips


oh, there is.


*is caught up*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Which is more than the archive is...
*hint hint JJ* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Down the shoot they go...
Into a giant pile of stimking guano
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

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