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Marginally better then tumbleweed

Click for big

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:55, archived)

let's see...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)

Yeah mate bangin system that

Put a donk on it

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)

Nah...suddenly I'm real hungry for church food.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)

Smokin' tumbleweed ~ ~ ~

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:10, archived)

Smokin' ______weed.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:14, archived)

Count me in on the buffet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)

First timer, be nice

Pretty much sums up what he thinks of the UN and their pesky no-nukes for Iran policy.....

(newintown, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:08, archived)

Nice finger

well shopped and welcome to the board

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)

Yes but we all know that he never pretended not to have the finger

and it's not as if we don't have fingers outselves. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:23, archived)

I don't.

Thajkd tou for dredginb uo uianful memorids

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:28, archived)

He never said he had two fingers!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)

Well a finger of uranium is just enough to give a kid a treat!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:00, archived)

you got me

although I remain unenriched

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:01, archived)

Indeed it does.

I sort of side with him, really.

Why the US feels the need to stir up trouble where there is none is beyond me, let's look at Saudi or Israel first, where there is real trouble.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)

not sure how exactly justified it is

but I always find it funny to see just how extraordinarily biased the BBC are against Iran on the news

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)

And also Serbia.

We decide who the baddies are and run with it - it is alarming how much our press do this.

The BBC should be above it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:57, archived)

It's their responsibility to do what is in their country's best interest.

There's little benefit to them in pissing off people who are on their side.

Can't really blame them.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:15, archived)

I bloody well can.

There is little benefit to pissing people off who are not your enemy either. The US is just stealing oil. Nothing more.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:54, archived)

That's what I said.

Oil is worth a lot of money. It's just good sense to try to get your hands on as much of it as possible.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:57, archived)

But both sides want oil.

I am taking sides with the ones who live there and dug it out of the ground, over the invading forces.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)

That's your perogative.

Personally, I'm taking sides with my country, which isn't directly involved. There aren't any goodies and baddies - there's just you and everyone else. But if I absolutely have to take sides, it'll be with the people who speak the same language as me and have a similar (if not identical) culture to me.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)

Stealing oil?

It sure as fuck isn't paying off.

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Grampa, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)

I say, nukes for everybody!

And when we all own our nuke then nobody will want them anymore.

"Oh you have a nuke how original!"

Until Apple create their own iNuke and then we will have gangs of youths beating kids up for their iNuke nano.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:13, archived)

I liked his reason:

"It wasn't secret, you just didn't ask!"

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:14, archived)

haha

this

edit: the Sir Humphrey Appleby of the Middle East

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:15, archived)

You're all too kind. What a lovely place B3ta is...

(newintown, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:23, archived)

Racist!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:29, archived)

Hahaha

You managed to get all the rules of the FAQ right. You can't fail if you do that.

Pull up a chair, 'shop a kitten, etc. etc.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:31, archived)

now put a big magenta penis on something

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:12, archived)

nah

we're all cunts

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:25, archived)

*is nice*

Woo and welcome!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:32, archived)

arabs and jews lol

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:33, archived)

:D WELCOME

you'll never leave

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FIEND, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:39, archived)

Ask Isreal

about their non-existent nukes

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:45, archived)

is that george boosh ?

he has let himself go hasn't he

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OneOfSome, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:53, archived)

Seams fair...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)

That's my sister!

I recognise her because of her mimsy.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:19, archived)

I want to be a UN weapons inspector!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:03, archived)

Launch that finger !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)

armageddon lol!

:D welcome to b3ta newbie scum! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:15, archived)

Imadinnerjacket!

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Grampa, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:15, archived)

More of a technical regression, so not quite in challenge

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tubaman, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:56, archived)

That's not duotone

it's monochrome.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:58, archived)

this^

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:00, archived)

Doesn't duotone mean 'two shades'

and monochrome 'one colour'? If so, then it can easily be both.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:01, archived)

Yes indeed.

Sadly this is one colour, but on a huge scale.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:04, archived)

I like it

So there (printed in duotone)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:09, archived)

So do I.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:55, archived)

I would have to dust off my old printing handbooks to be sure.

You may be correct, but I could not find the filter or adjustment that would let me make a DuoTone quickly in Photoshop, so I faked it.

Wiki agrees with me:
Duotone is a halftone reproduction of an image using the superimposition of a contrasty black halftone over a one color halftone. This is most often used to bring out middle tones and highlights of an image. The most common colors used are blue, yellow, browns and red.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duotone
and a more trustworthy site:
www.printernational.org/what-is-duotone.php

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tubaman, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:32, archived)

So yours is not just purple then?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)

Purple and Black

2 inks = DuoTone

but again, I faked it for this one ;-)

some more clues:
www.graphic-design.com/Photoshop/duotones/index.html
following their guide:

is a Photoshop Duotone.
That mode was hidden in my menu... it only works if in Greyscale.

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tubaman, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)

Sounds more like an old record company/techology to me

"For your Listening Pleasure, this Recording is now available in Patented Duotone Stereoscopic Phonograph format, for the Gentleman who Demands Excellence in both Volume and Clarity."

Edit: I'd love to have a look at some of this stuff: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyanotype

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)

duo tone = black and purple printed on white

monochrome = black OR purple on white

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)

Hahah

Needs more Izzard!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)

BBC of America (odd concept, and too many commercials) just played one of his stand-up shows.

Very good, even if it was bleeped a bit. I really like his skills at digression. Better than Robin Williams in his funny days.

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tubaman, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 3:59, archived)

Only 2nd post. I suck!

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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:33, archived)

Hahahaha

Hull for you.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:34, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK

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ClanSoul, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:34, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:35, archived)

Oh. Fuck. YES!

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:36, archived)

ha ha!

took me a mo!

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:38, archived)

pmsl took me a second to see that

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:41, archived)

Oh.

Oh dear.
I feel ashamed for finding this funny.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:43, archived)

Epic.

Took me a minute too

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:43, archived)

Superb

try and post more!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:44, archived)

This is sublime.

I am gong to click.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:51, archived)

ris?

Am i being thick? Dont get it.

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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:53, archived)

Yes

Check the file name, thicky.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:55, archived)

oh...ok.,....

i dont think i was being THAT thick....

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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:10, archived)

To recover

You could comment how Thalidomide was in fact a very effective drug but sadly released as a mixed isomer form when in fact it was only one isomer that was harmful (I believe R was safe and the S isomer harmful causing birth defects) thus heightening the tragedy of it all.

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:27, archived)

SCIENCE!

*suitably impressed*

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:34, archived)

apparently, the "safe" isomer

can be converted in the body to the harmful one : (

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)

I didn't think this

could happen with optical isomerism.

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monkeybananaraffle, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:22, archived)

I'm afraid it can. I've been doing a little digging.

A similar thing happens with ibuprofen.
The non-active isomer gets converted (by an enzyme) to the active one (not the other way around, fortunately - otherwise it would be useless).

In the case of thalidomide, both isomers are active : one isomer suppresses morning sickness, the other causes birth defects.
Unfortunately, the beneficial isomer can be converted in your body to the harmful one, although I'm not sure if the conversion can go the other way.

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)

Science^2

Well, yes, but the two isomers can convert in-vivo, so although there is a safer form, I'd still not want to risk it.

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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)

THICKO!

*points and laughs*

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:00, archived)

Jesus would point too

but he has to swing around to do it ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:03, archived)

I had to filename.

w/y/h!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:03, archived)

I didn't get it either...

..really thick of me as Thalidomide is in the news constantly huh ?

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Grindstaff, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)

yahhhaa

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:53, archived)

Hahaha!

Great stuff :D

And yes, you suck for not posting more! :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:54, archived)

Crikey

that's flidding brilliant!

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:59, archived)

Hahaha!

woo/yay/hull!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:59, archived)

So clever, so wrong

(newintown, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:09, archived)

wrong? don't think so there's no arm in it

(ManicMyna Hmmm, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)

fnar

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)

Hahahaha

Ironically my first words were "Jesus Christ"

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:16, archived)

Ironic?

Like ... 'rain on your wedding day'-irony?

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CTU_Bauer, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)

now i feel sick.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)

hahaha!!!!!!

it took me ages to get cos im thick!!! :D

WINNAR

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)

Haha

Had to filename it, but only cos I'm slow :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:20, archived)

oh dear

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Grampa, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:25, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Sacrilitastic

You get click

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Tagnut loves pies, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)

cor, fp with your 2nd post

good job :)

(gtfomh, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:11, archived)

*stares blankly at screen*

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Oh, you are going to Hull. Clicky.

(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)

smartarse

i'm so jealous
sulks

(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)

you don't suck

you´re sick :)

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)

First I had to check the comments for the inevitable de-ris

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)

First I had to check the comments for the inevitable de-RIS.

Then I had to check the file name. Then I had to wiki thalidomide. Then I stared for a long time until I realised that the crosses had slightly shorter cross beams... tumble weed ensued.

My fault though for being thick.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)

exactly my process of de-RIS

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)

Thanx!

For all the comments and the fp.

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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:08, archived)

Haha

I persevered and didn't have to look at file name or anything. Good stuff.

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)

Ahahahaaaaaaaa!!! XD

Oh man, you're going to Hull for sure... I'll save you a seat!

Top work, I'm still giggling like a freshly-goosed schoolgirl! \o/
*Clicketty*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 2:54, archived)

This is superb.

That is all.

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)

Bloody hell!

Hahahahahahaha!

Winnar!

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Monty Propps, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:07, archived)

You sir

are a genius

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)

If only there were a 'I fucking love this' button...

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)

Very subtle

Nice.

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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)

Hahahaha

fuck!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)

LOL!!!!!

And all because Mary couldn't knit arms :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)

fucking great :)

(Tuesday Lobsang Rampa has got all pig iron, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)

I'm speechless.

It's like someone's sublimed pixels and they've crystallised into a thing that is both beautiful and shameful.

I clicked til my mouse broke.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)

What's the smalled pub in the world?

The Thalydamide Arms

(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)

HAHAHA

sweet zombie jesus that's brilliant. Took me far too long to get it, but that just made the penny drop all the sweeter.
W/Y/H/P!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)

*checks filename*

:O

(woo)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)

Top woo-age!

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Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)

HAHAHAHAAH

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)

I knew this had to be good

because of all the comments, but I stared at it for quite a while...

Then I went "ouch!"

Have (yet another) click.

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enceladus, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)

Tim Minchin reference because I'm seeing him tommorow.

"Help, I've got something in my eye!"
"Calm down, calm down, and think: what would thalidomide Jesus do?"

(sarahlicity, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)

Ha! That's terrible

And wonderful.
Awesome lurkage also

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)

this ^

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 23:11, archived)

Utterly amazing

*Clickedy Click*

(nikkibic is like a candle in the wind... unreliable, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 18:14, archived)

Oh you are on your way sonny!

*clicks*

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rjmrjm, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:17, archived)

I don't often Clickedy Click on image challenges...

...but this is truly awesome.
I often have thoughts like this run through my head. Like: what if the chosen execution method at the time had been lethal injection? Millions of christians praying to a giant needle...?

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:19, archived)

ooooh - this!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 9:07, archived)

Haha!

It took me a few secs but I got there!

(Fluffster, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)

So, just out of curiousity...

...how'd you choose the three photos? I only ask because I pass the giant cross in the top pic every time I visit my mother. It's in the US, in Effingham, Illinois.

(chase, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)

Took me long enough.

*snort*

(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)

fucking hell

i'm joining the masses of people who had to filename it. and also having reacted by going "Jesus Christ!"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 7:47, archived)

I know it's been done, just my own take, Even I would go to church if she dressed like that.

(poshpaws360 Minced, Sliced and Diced., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:31, archived)

Randy little minx!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:34, archived)

Hey she was born without original sin

she got it all second-hand ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:37, archived)

oooo

source pic? I like the looks of it.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)

Body is beter than the original face.

Body, is from some dominatrix site thanks to google (not that I normaly look at them).

(poshpaws360 Minced, Sliced and Diced., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)

(DutyPaid, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:18, archived)

lol

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:21, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:23, archived)

yep, just about sums it up

have a pea

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lord bofingham, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:00, archived)

News story

The story

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:04, archived)

The ugly, the ugly and the ugly.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:09, archived)

That is one ugly wardrobe.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)

drobist!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)

I no rite!?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:14, archived)

Still wood though.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:17, archived)

Ooh

Well played sir.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:46, archived)

I rather like its art deco look

it would look lovely in the master bedroom

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:42, archived)

The wood, the bad and the ugly

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:12, archived)

wouldn't, wouldn't, wood.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:20, archived)

I rather like the wardrobe.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:52, archived)

neckless, burger vag neck and a necktie hanging place

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)

police asked the boy "what he did all those years locked in a wardrobe?"

he said "I just hung around"

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:25, archived)

he'll get the hanger of it after a while

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:27, archived)

the white, the black, the brown

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:27, archived)

It's a rainbow nation living in peace.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:02, archived)

I'm guessing he didn't find Narnia then.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:27, archived)

No but as usual, his parents were fucking livid

when he came out of the closet.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:46, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:28, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

FWM strikes again. Top stuff!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:29, archived)

Cheers Barbie!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:30, archived)

If I don't see that on the Pageus inFrontus tomorrow I'll be very surprised...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)

Bit of an inside joke, no?

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zoldergoose, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)

no?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)

non?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)

niet?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)

not just now thanks

it's chicken pie for tea!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)

FUCK YES!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)

Fuck

yes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)

*hands a pen*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)

Hahaha

"This is not a good time for autographs, Peter!"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)

Now all the chiropractors will be doing this !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)

I wouldnt be surprised

Nails used for acupuncture is already being done

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV2inLzeoy8

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:40, archived)

YIKES !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:52, archived)

The original radio version

was more sinister :x

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yeah, you get a big ol' click for that :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:42, archived)

how's the bouncing bundle of joy?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:50, archived)

pop this here

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:46, archived)

I'm so loving their new series!

First food programme what says, 'Fuck off everyone. We have amazing food and products!' Something that should've been said a hell of a long time ago.

There's no national pride with food in this country!

I know peeps liek TMOC will whole heartedly agree with me on this!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:04, archived)

i like how they aren't actually chefs, because tv chefs are mostly twats

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:08, archived)

Oh yeah!

What I love about the show is it's obvious that theylearn so much from each chef they work with and never pretend to be chefs (I belive tha they were just producers that loved biking and food).

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:21, archived)

Because it's not like Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall has been saying exactly that for 10 years or anything.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:14, archived)

hugh is milking the cookery shows, im a bit sick of him to be honest

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:15, archived)

I can't get enough of him

he eats unmentionable parts of animals. I like that in a man. To be fair though, he is repeating a lot of things that he did years ago.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:18, archived)

yeah thats what i mean, hes had about 10 river cottage series

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:19, archived)

In his defence,

all the post-Beyond River Cottage ones have a specific individual theme,.

And it's actually 11 if you count Hugh's Chicken Run (although Channel 4's 4OD counts River Cottage Spring, River Cottage Summer and River Cottage Autumn as being one long series).

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:25, archived)

: D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:28, archived)

That's why he'd doing a comedy quiz now

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)

HAHAHA

Not worth its own thread but old joke and I like it

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:48, archived)

The Original !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)

I love Jeremy

and his big stupid face

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:04, archived)

NEIN!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:22, archived)

Heheh

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)

Das ist gut.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:24, archived)

danka

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)

aknad

pfft - nads

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:26, archived)

see all of this 'Peter Jackson Presents...' stuff. Does that mean he saw it and didn't think it was bad and so he let them pay him to put his name on it, or did he have some input into the making of the film?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)

dunno.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:26, archived)

so helpful

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:26, archived)

So are you back for good or is this just a brief sojourn?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:28, archived)

I'm back in the real world but I start being one of them student on Monday

so I'll probably be on less that I was, but on sometimes. Hopefully. Depends how naturally clever I am and how much I have to work... so I'll probably never be back again.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:30, archived)

What are you reading? *

*gets all Jeremy Paxman on your arse*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:31, archived)

Medicine

hence teaching myself A Level Chemistry all day

oooh Jeremy - you know your way around an arse!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)

Oooh, a "proper" subject

Good stuff. Good luck with it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:35, archived)

many thanks

I'll need it. Although I was pleased by the fact that I've learned more chemistry in two days than in my whole life before those two days - I can now talk semi-knowledgably about Angstrom, Van Der Waals force... thingy's constant...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)

Planck

or Avogadro?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:40, archived)

*ducks*

the second one 6.022x10²³

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:41, archived)

a bit soon

probably if you're just starting medicine, but this is essential reading in my opinion:
www.jameslindlibrary.org/testing-treatments.html

(prostheses, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:44, archived)

ooooh - thanks

yeah - my graps of Chemistry is poor, so when we started doing things like pharmacology in 6 months time I didn't want to be looking at things for the first time - hence run over it now while I have a bit of 'free' time

I'll download that book and look over it. Cheers.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:46, archived)

pharmacology

is a right pain...the book is about clinical trials and what good evidence for something working is. the Lind library is a good resource too.
I'm not a medic (PhD in Microbiology) but I work around medical data and with a lot of MDs, so if you get horribly stuck with anything feel free to gaz me and I may be able to help. i'm usually lurking instead of working!

(prostheses, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:50, archived)

thanks - I'll make a horrible imposition of myself in the future I'm sure... but I'm good for drinks if I ever turn up at a bash

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:54, archived)

Also had a fruit named after him

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:44, archived)

Oranges?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:50, archived)

Great film.

I loved it.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:29, archived)

is it worth seeing

more than Inglorious Basterds?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)

way better

but then I'm not a huge Tarantino fan and found IB to be overlong and not very interesting!

(prostheses, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:39, archived)

I'm going to go against protheses

and say; go see Inglorious because it's better, however District 9 is very good.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:14, archived)

the film is fantastic

but very fucking sinister!

I love the alien guns!!! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:26, archived)

The second one.

He was going to produce the Halo film with Blomkamp at the helm, then funded and arranged D9 when the former went tits up.

(Sparkytus is obviously not a golfer, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:27, archived)

a bit like Tarantino with Hostel?

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 19:09, archived)

Jackson basically approached Blomkamp

and said "Here's a couple of million bucks - make me the best movie you can" I think the result was well worth his investment.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)

So next up would be

"No Flu Allowed - District Swine"?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:27, archived)

Dear God...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:28, archived)

No good speaking to him he's busy fighting Nazis and creating fat women.

*see below*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:29, archived)

God can't multi-task?

This is a revelation!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)

Omnipotence and Omnipresence ain't what it used to be

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)

neither's reminiscence

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:36, archived)

ahhh, nostalgia was better in my day

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)

I remember when all of this was flids

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)

I can quote you clichés til the cows come home

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:39, archived)

well

everyone's entilted to my opinion

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:40, archived)

And Lo God did look upon his Excel Spreadsheet and sayeth

"I remember when all this was fields!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:40, archived)

haha, you should have shoped that

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:39, archived)

Ach der lieber!

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)

Subterranean Homesick Amendments

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)

Hahaha

Moses. 10 commandments and 10 broken toes :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)

Right you are . . . heavy tablets !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:20, archived)

Hahahha!

Loon!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:18, archived)

Word !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)

..wants 11 commandments but you only got 10

woo!

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elbow, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:29, archived)

20 years of schoolin' and they put you on the gay shift . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)

Don't follow leaders...

...watch the parkin' meters.........................................................(elbow's...v)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:29, archived)

Hang around an ink well . . . go surfin' if you fail . . .

Blow that harmonica son !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:33, archived)

You don't need a weatherman...

...to know which way the wind blows.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:37, archived)

It sure does !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:39, archived)

look out kid, that's something i did :D

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elbow, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:39, archived)

Don't be a bum...

...you better chew gum.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:42, archived)

The pump don't work . . . the vandals lit the candles . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)

...ha...ha............. (signs off)...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:47, archived)

Ya killin' me . . . keep it up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:51, archived)

it's the only cartoon i had with signs in it...

.... (made myself laugh)..... :D ... :D ... :D...
(one of my early ones...God, it sucks!*shame*)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:53, archived)

I'm still laffin' too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:54, archived)

sums up b3ta perfectly...

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elbow, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:57, archived)

ha ha.......'nuff said.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:00, archived)

And on the 6th day God created fat lazy woman.

meh.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)

Bwahahahahaha

:) *Clicked* :)

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Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)

Erotic.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)

Clicked to the fullest extent of the law!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)

Bwahahahahaha

*vomited*

Oh, and *clicked*, of course :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)

You and Ninj just produced exactly the same laugh

Is a 'Bwa' followed by five 'ha's standard?

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zoldergoose, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:11, archived)

I couldn't tell you.

I'm no expert, maybe subconsciously I'm just a big bwaha-copying sumbitch :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)

pst

wotcha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:25, archived)

I'm not just leaking gas over here

I was saying hello!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)

Sorry squire, if I'd known you were about I'd never have left my computer :D

*smooshes apologetically*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:42, archived)

*huggles*

well - thats okay then

how aya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:44, archived)

Not pregnant anymore, so infinitely better :)

Say, you're practically a doctor, what the hell causes babies?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:45, archived)

I think they're a type of fungus

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:49, archived)

And then he rested? hypocrite!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)

*VOMS*

Just what I needed to see.

Nicely done :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)

hahahahah! top 'shop!

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)

HEAVY !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:13, archived)

Lucian Freud?

Woo!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)

10 points to Gryffindor!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)

\o/

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:19, archived)

ha ha ah

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:29, archived)

Hahaha

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)

cor lummie!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:38, archived)

hahaha

I like this

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:09, archived)

I really don't like this

but it is just so well done *click*

(MrPlankton, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)

GOD6 coming soon to PS3...

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Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)

PS3 doesn't have games.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)

You're forgetting about Mario Brothers

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)

No I'm not. I'M NOT.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)

Oh wait, not Mario Brothers, Corleone Brothers I meant.

They beat the shit out of anyone who badmouths the PS3. Violent.

I'll miss you.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)

Fuck the mario brothers.

You're forgetting about how much better The Great Giana Sisters were!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)

hahahahah! bloody hell...

I'd forgotton about that....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)

Ironically there is now a new version of it on the DS.

Despite the fact that nintendo filed a class action suit and had the game banned two weeks after its original amiga release.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:16, archived)

I miss the amiga.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)

All consoles got bad as soon as an arbitrary number of people bought one after I bought mine.

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zoldergoose, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:13, archived)

The ps2 was good, then all the tiny and weird japanese developers like Clover shut down and now all games are crap.

Especially PC games.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)

Lovey shoppery!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)

Thanks Moley!

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Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)

God or Rob?

So God is a ginge no wonder there are so many Aetheists!

hehe nicely done.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)

He looks very casual.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)

He's wearing the latest in combat fatigues

excellent for that mad-man-about-town-with-a-machine-gun look that is all the trend this autumn.

/vogue blog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:13, archived)

Lovely shoppage!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)

Ta Barbie

Can't wait for Modern Warfare 2 :D

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Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:17, archived)

Good God !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:14, archived)

looks like

the thing in Farscape

(prostheses, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:34, archived)

D'Argo?

Yes, he does a bit

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:39, archived)

Second rate meats at a price that’s nice

(ccc, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:53, archived)

A pound of sausages please.

We don't do sausages.
That's okay, I've got my bike outside.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:54, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:07, archived)

From a very old and very stupid joke that was doing the rounds when I was at school.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:15, archived)

I've just been googling it.

How odd! ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)

Hahaha! Very good :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)

"1 cow please!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)

the awning says 'Seaton Butchers'...

...i think this pic is a fake.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:05, archived)

Haven't you heard of Len Seaton?

Nothing wrong with this pic...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:07, archived)

oh...o.k....a pound os sausages please...

...you don't do sausage?...well i'll just jump on my bike....your bike?...hey, that's my bike.... no it isn't....

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)

No Pets?

Dammit, I wanted to make a dog pie.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:19, archived)

Meat to please you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:22, archived)

Pffft!

Great slogan!

*stitches it into pants*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)

Eye want to believe...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)

Top notch as per

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)

Ewe do!

Hahahahahahahahah...*Click* :)

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Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)

Holy alien eyeball!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)

Good news guys: tits put all of his animations (cats and all) on his blog yesterday

thecatwand.blogspot.com/

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zoldergoose, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)

That's awesome...

..............thanks!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:54, archived)

Fantastic! I adore his stuff.

Thanks ~~Zeiltegusset~~ ~~Zeitegeist~~ ~~Zettlegist~~ Zeltergiset!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)

Ooooo.... how'd that get there?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)

I don't know, did you reply to the wrong person?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)

I've got a strange name huh.

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zoldergoose, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)

I always seem to read it as zeitgeist...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)

I think people get my name wrong more than they get it right.

I don't mind really, but it does make it harder to vanity-search for myself.

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zoldergoose, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)

Y'THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS, BUDDY?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)

What that guy said ^

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:09, archived)

Zetlergiset has a silly name.

Silly Zetlergiset.

EDIT: HEY NO EDITING, DUDE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)

Hmmmmm....

Is tempted.
*resists*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)

La la la la

*painfully oblivious*
Skip skip skip skip
Teetle dee

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)

*Tempts more*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:03, archived)

Aaaarrrrrggghhhh!!! It's Ba'al Zebûb!!!!!

Keep away you tempterous demon!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)

Your name is 44% T

(

zoldergoose, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)

Ttjjattjr.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:04, archived)

Yeah?

(zeltergeist, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:06, archived)

Zejtergijset.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)

Hooray!

Has he posted here again? Or has he done another epic flounce after his last one didn't get FPed?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:23, archived)

Damn this is good - well that goes without saying it is another FWM original ;)

*liking this*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)

Thanks!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)

eye want ewe to believe

*chuckes to self*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:54, archived)

*ba dum tish*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)

Eye Do !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)

I am happy and I am singing and a 1, 2, 3, 4.

Also I like this.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)

*hides behind sofa*

very cool.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:22, archived)

He loves his 5 a day

Source ambarita.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/passion_of_the_christ_8.jpg

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)

Good for the skin

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)

he really should was his hands

could catch anything

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)

I have no idea what he's holding

But I'll guess he's got some dogfish spawn inside a tansparent ham

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)

Passion Fruit

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)

Ohhhh....

I'm sticking with my guess. It's more wacky.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)

I didn't say it was funny

it's bindun a million times give or take a million or so ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:47, archived)

....something out of space...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)

its the passion fruit of the christ

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:53, archived)

Happy Ghost...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:36, archived)

No wonder he's happy

He's ovary bound!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)

Which way is he going he has two tails?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)

That's a pointy hat!

To aid breaking through the membrane, this is why he knows he's going to win - he has an edge

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)

Yeah but is he a strong swimmer?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)

He also has arms

Plus active tail, he's also got a Duncan Goodhew style bald head under that wiggly hat - he's onto a surefire winner!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)

I'd hate to think when he gets to the egg

what the resulting fetus will gestate into.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:51, archived)

Supreme sexyness.

They always do.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:53, archived)

They sure do

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:01, archived)

He's a floater.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:47, archived)

every sperm is sacred... ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)

*May have that song stuck in his head now*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:55, archived)

Heheheh.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)

wwwoooahhh wavy arms :D

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Shada, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)

You ever think of putting your sig to 'Aaaaah. Ah.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)

i will never change my sig...

...................NEVER!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)

Not even to

Aaaah Ah atomic?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:21, archived)

Hmmm....what would G-sus do?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:32, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)

Fake.

No horse.

'Noon, Dave!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)

Sea men?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:39, archived)

...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:56, archived)

Lovely!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)

Woo! That's grand!

I have a sad ghost

...but I think he might actually just be evil.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)

HAA HAA HAAA...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)

Very tongue in cheek !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)

Shut-up and dance!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)

ghost 2

..electric boogaloo

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elbow, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:40, archived)

Dance...

...Boogie Wonderland!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:46, archived)

Wookey!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:28, archived)

Gaaah!

If I'm on a pea spree, then have a key pea spree!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:30, archived)

Chewbackspace?

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:34, archived)

Grreeauauuuwwwwclick

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:36, archived)

arf

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)

ah, I was confused.

my keyboard related tee-shirt

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)

Oh my, yes.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)

I like this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 18:56, archived)

thank you

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:51, archived)

I want one.

(Fidoh, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)

-__-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)

Am I missing something?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)

maybe it's too stupid for intelligent persons like yourself

it's a wookie that does the 'woo' and also has a key for a head, so it's a wooing woo-key

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)

More likely to be vice versa...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:39, archived)

sometimes sorry is not enough...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:39, archived)

ahahahahahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)

Whewbacca the Cookie?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)

Drawn in photoshop, shaded in Gimp

It's a good combo I think

Click for bigger (273 kb)
And now I've gotta' go do some college work.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:20, archived)

Robot penis slug?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:22, archived)

bring out the gimp!

it's a clit?

(in that case NSFW!)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:23, archived)

Probably not

But it's wearing a mask if that compensates?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)

HelmetVillain.format

I'm fairly sure that means a bad guys dick.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)

...now you mention it...it really does

is it STD-estroyer?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:29, archived)

You're a poet and you just don't know it!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)

some kind of cloaked thighs

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Shada, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:28, archived)

It's a telescope on a cliffside.

One of those dome ones, y'know. But it's from the future.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:32, archived)

it's a star wars droid in a slanket

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Shada, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:34, archived)

It's a robot tree which has just been unveiled.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)

it's a peasant from the medieval age being devoured by a huge fish with big sucky lips, head first

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Shada, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:36, archived)

A bullet piercing something.

A robot bullet from the future.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)

It's a mutated eggplant with secret fashion ambitions

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)

It's got lips of pure power

can suck the limpets off a hurnia patient.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)

a ghost with a helmet...

...good idea!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)

CCW 90

Is it one of those ant things from Terrahawks I think) mooning?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)

bleh

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custard, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:20, archived)

What the hell's a liter?

Heh heh heh, love it :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:21, archived)

aliterofcoke?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:23, archived)

Yes but in this country it's a litre....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:25, archived)

What us dyslexics light their cigarettes with!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)

cool

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:56, archived)

Wandwagon pea

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:26, archived)

I love this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:36, archived)

Quality

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:36, archived)

Smashing!

*gets smashed*

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)

...hull

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)

Hahahaha this wins on so many levels!

:D

EDIT: Also....

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)

Yes, I know you've all seen it

still apt though

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:23, archived)

Pffft! Whatevs, man, whatevs.

*clicks hard*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)

hahahahahahah! outstanding :D

I did read the "I choose you" in a pokemon sort of way (if that makes any sense :D)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)

me too

i say it far too often at home

(anonymous blonde, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)

please tell me you haven't cut a ball almost in half, crammed your pet between the two halfs, thrown it at the ground and shouted "[pet name] I CHOOSE YOU!!"

I certainly haven't. *shifty eyes*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)

Protip;

it doesn't work as well with fish.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)

hahaha ouch!

I'll not compo this but have it anyway

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)

compo it!

its great! :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)

i don't know if it fits the 'modernising' criteria

but thanks!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)

Because he's advertising his services as a children's entertainer I suppose.

Did they have stage magicians and clowns for children's parties back then?

I'd like to think they did.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:31, archived)

Damn right I'd click the shit out of this one!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:03, archived)

Hahahaha!

Fuck the pope!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:03, archived)

the pope smokes dope

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:08, archived)

in the woods

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:08, archived)

I love this!

Finally cause to roll out my ropey new Woo

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)

Hahaha

hi cockalorum!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:18, archived)

You popped my cockalorum cherry!

Yay!

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:22, archived)

very woosome

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)

You got my sloppy seconds

thanks :)

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:33, archived)

Actually that's not what immaculate conception means

/pedant

Woo pic though :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:18, archived)

he wasn't saying that

it was either Mary or Mary's mother who had been chosen.

Though I may have misunderstood the weird Virgin Mother worship thing.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:26, archived)

The immaculate conception was hers

Mary was (according to Catholic Dogma) born without original sin. Jesus was a virginal conception. Which means Mary went about having it off with musical instruments or something, I don't know.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:33, archived)

haha

nicely done.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)

Thanks to you I'm now a fundamentalist Christian!

Damn yooooooooooooooo.

:)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)

brilliant work

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:26, archived)

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