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[challenge entry] You dirty old man......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# wood.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# he's up the duff
I think it was the donkey that done it
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# not Hercules?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# yep
apparently Steptoe had had a few too many, tripped over a loose cobble and 'fell' onto its cock
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I'm no doctor of medicine
but men don't have wombs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# And squid don't have teeth, especially gold teeth.
they have a beak.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# THIS IS TIM WESTWOOD AT GLASTONBURY AN IT MAKES NO SENSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# *drive bys*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:53, archived)
# IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:31, archived)
# hehe
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I don't...
Wait.
What?
Eh?
No?
TF?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha! Blimey.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] hardly worth its own thread but meh
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# He got wood!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Wood.

Edit: Ah bugger, I thought I was first...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Pipped by the Chutney
;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# got wood

(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:57, archived)
# knot bad
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# branching out eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Yew should know
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Log! All kids love Log!

What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
Rolls over your neighbours dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back,
It's Log..Log..Log!!
It's Lo-og, Lo-og
It's big, it's heavy
It's wood!
It's Lo-og, Lo-og
It's better than bad
It's good!!!
Everyone want's a Log
You're gonna love it Log
Come on and get your Log
Everyone needs a Log
Log from Blammo!
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# *rubs chin*
no sir, i don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Happy happy joy joy
sex wee
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I loik it :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] A rush job
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# 4 Marx brothers?
Edit: Blimey! Wikipedia tells me there were 5 at one point! I never knew.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Yeah that's Zeppo that is
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah I just did a quick wiki-furtle
You learns summat new everyday!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I have heard it said
that off screen Zeppo was the funniest of the lot, but he always played the straight man on camera.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# skiddo, the long lost marx brother
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:55, archived)
# some might say there pretty good fellows
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I bet they're not a good as these fellas

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:00, archived)
# DINSDALE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Bill Oddie doing the "I'm funny how?" scene is equally worrying
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hehe
he definitely doesnt amuse me
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# "What's rude about a body?"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# lots of dodgy goings on
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# yes!
I've always had my suspicions about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
# you wouldn't want to be her friend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
# i would, PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# so very very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
# last time I watched it her publisher said her new book was shit
later that night he gets pushed off a building
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# it is my belief
that jessica fletcher is the smartest serial killer in history
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I also believe this
with her accomplice of Howard Cunningham from Happy Days.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# last one I watched it was her and Magnum PI on a case together :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:57, archived)
# WHAT!
You pull my leg...yes?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# nope I shit you not :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# her friends were alright.
it was the friends of her nieces and nephews who usually ended up dead
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
# yes, but her friends ended up being arrested for their murders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
# ^this all over^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:44, archived)
# it's on telly in the office at the mo
no wonder the staff turnover is so high...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:45, archived)
# yeah I'm off work ill
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
# i'm watching it, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
# that prison looks a bit ropey
one good kick at those bars would be out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:50, archived)
# brick-effect wallpaper
and plastic bars
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:51, archived)
# convenient that she remembered Richards lock pick kit
very convenient...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:56, archived)
# almost contrived, you might say
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# are you suggesting Jessica plants evidence?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:00, archived)
# i wouldn't say a word against her
i'm not stupid...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I hear she is a lurker
be careful what you post
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# if she was one she would only be a copy cat killer.


well.. I think that shoe horning was quite sucessful
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# My first Freebase


Mum and dad will be so proud.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# shame you had to start
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I won't be going back there.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
# *prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# OH FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:14, archived)
# !!!
I just realized it's animated :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] "I was literally shaking with laughter!" - Jan Moir

De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Mmm, bacon.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# arf!
one of my all-time faves there, purely for the presence of michael gross
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
# For YEARS, I was convinced it was Bruce Dern
Then I realised he was ripping off Bruce Dern in The Burbs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# he still kicks arse
and he's the only one in all 4 films.
five, if the thunder from down under actually gets made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)
# He's a man among men.
And his moustache in this film is also a man.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)
# indeed it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
# sploosh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# lnnp to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# At last! Hard evidence.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# And that concludes that!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Prodders,
you are one talented mutherfucka :D

*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Yeah, it's ok
I might click it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# aaaaawwwww!
happy giant swimming worm is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Woo / yay !
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# wheeee!
Lovely! I remember the panels you did some years ago . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# GJP
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:51, archived)
# oh noes :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# He's happy in his paper world.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# I like!
especially the Forsyth chin
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# I disagree with Mr. Nolan on how dreams feel.



(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
# SPOILERS
no point watching it now I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# \o/ THIS.
Last night I dreamed I was staying in the National Museum in New York when a London 'bus drove in and exploded meaning that I had to find my dad as I had his camera and didn't know how to open the back of it to expose the film.

Other people's dreams are massively boring. I don't know why they think a film about them will be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Luckily you realised it was a dream as you had spinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Thanks for ruining Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# THIS weekend coming... hopefully...
bloody IMAX always being bloody sold out when I can bloody go.

Bet it's not as good as The A Team, which was SUPERB!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I have now seen Inception twice in the cinema
fecking awesome film :)

But yes, they're very tame dreams.. needed to be more surreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I'd like to go again.
I want to understand how Cobb's plan changes on-the-fly, and how exactly Inception works in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# If you're confused, take a look at this
www.cinematical.com/2010/07/19/dissecting-inception-six-interpretations-and-five-plot-holes/

I guarantee you'll be more confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:51, archived)
# It doesn't really explain that does it
although he did come up with the "Mr Charles" idea on the hop, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:52, archived)
# i'd have to disagree on the A-team.
i thought it was a bit ropey
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# for what it is, a big stupid action movie
I thoroughly enjoyed it

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:43, archived)
# So it's done in the same spirit as the series?
And it's not a grimdark reimagining like, say, Miami Vice?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I certainly wouldn't call it "revisionist"
It's just like an episode of the series, in a much bigger scale, and with more wobbly-cam, that's the law now in action movies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# the action was well handled
but i didnt think the film gelled together very well. I think they thought about the stunts before they'd written the script.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Now the slaves will never be freed
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Spartacus: Menstrual Blood and Sand
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# My mate actually was Spartacus
on Jeff Wayne's flop musical extravaganza. He never said, "I am Spartacus." Cos the album flopped, probably.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I never knew Jeff had made a musical of that.
*goes to listen to it on YouTube*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Good luck. It's pants.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# The track I selected
sounds like the end theme to a bad 80s comedy.

The one I am now listening to sounds like the theme from Pat Sharp's Funhouse go-kart racing round.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# It's all very 80s, largely because he spent 15 years after WotW making it.
which was basically all the 80s and a bit at either end.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I was one of the tripods in his War of the Worlds.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] it was this or a ground hog day picture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:07, archived)
# yes. yes it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Star Wars proves that every saga about whiny little kids has a sucky beginning
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:09, archived)
# every time I hear the word younglings I vomit a little
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
# You regurgitate food for yours then?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ^
And let out a long wiry sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:12, archived)
# At least Vader killed them all
And the word was never used again.
Probably because Vader killed the galaxy's only supply of kid.

Honestly, did the old movies actually have any kids in them?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# kenny baker?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# no thank god
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# They didn't did they!
Other than Ewok-lings woklings
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Oh yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I'm not too sure what film you've just watched
but there were no sucking kids in Star Wars.

burn your Hard Drive.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Anal Wars: a new bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
# it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get this out of the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Also, I didn't know Russell Crowe was in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# He has put a few pounds on hasn't he?
Must be all that shrimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Channel five will probably rip your idea off.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# owen, you lazy fucker!
WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT YOURSELF, INSTEAD OF USING CHILD LABOUR?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# He's lacist too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# i can't stand intolerance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha

remind me of this, I did very long ago, in a galaxy not so far away

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Heh
Oh, if only one had the time to re-do the entire movie like that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Haha, so true

also:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha :)
No wonder he was desperate to get the feck out of there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha, nicely done, and fantastic idea too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Typical night out then
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# He may be hard as nails
but that pose does not do him any favours.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# are you calling clint eastwood gay?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:04, archived)
# No, no I am not.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ...I got a bad feeling about this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# What is the compo anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Groundhog Day
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:53, archived)
# It's a weekly photoshop challenge
but that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I was under Oeuver
and you were over Dunn
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:56, archived)
# What's your Vector, Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:57, archived)
# roger Roger
Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# You have clearance, Clarence.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# The tower?!
Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Guess I picked the wrong week to quit b3ta.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Joey, do you like it when Scraps grabs your leg and rubs up and down?
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Throw down your heir
Ouch, not not him!

*groans* looks like I picked the wrong week to give up spell-checking
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# :)
herrow freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# herrow Droogs
Don't see you around these parts much these days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I mainly lurk nowadays
jus' thought I'd pop up to say O HAI!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I have a headache
are you still at the same place of employ?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Yup
same old same old. Sorry about yer poorly head, general fatigue / stress or have you just been spanged?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# What do you make of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# This?
Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# damn it
I was trying to remember that line
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Whats your impression of Ted Stryker?
I'm sorry I don't do impressions, I'm a psychiatrist
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Pffft!
excellent.

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:42, archived)
# And like THAT...
...he's gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)
# How about a coffee Johnny?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Calm down children.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:12, archived)
# No, I want you to stop having sex with men in the alley.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# What I do with my money is my business!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Then stop stealing it out of my wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# If you gave me somekind of allowance I wouldn't need to! I need my hair fixing, my nails, some new clothes
and a woman cannot simply survive without at least 5 pair of shoes for each day and these wellies you bought me last year have holes in them!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Now you can breathe better....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# oh you git
I side scrolled to see the edge of the image and burst into uncontrollable laughter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:40, archived)
# ^Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# this thread is making e chuckle muchly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# muhahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# And he couldnt handle it?
No, Andy was a rock, the best tail gunner in the squadron
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# You ever seen a grown man naked?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Jimmy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Alright, give me a Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# I beg to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Kirk is saying
I'm glad you are here. That last bloke was a right borin' bastard.
(waxdart hello., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:18, archived)
# b3ta loves that film :)
b3ta.com/search/board?q=%22that%27s+not+important+right+now%22
b3ta Archie
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Don't call me Shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# twas ever thus
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:55, archived)
# the compo is a load of bollocks
that's what it is
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Except for Star Peace...
...that was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:13, archived)
# And Groundhog Day that's a classic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:16, archived)
# ...no................that didn't make the list.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:18, archived)
# yeah
suppose

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# c3po looks like some sort of disturbing child's doll there
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:58, archived)
# He's having a bad trip.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# .
is the background scene from The Wicker Man?
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:05, archived)
# It doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Haha - Luke = Alanis Morissette
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# How dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Duh - I was being ironic
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:19, archived)
# on b3ta?..............:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Oh Chewie...

(Welcome to /talk anonymous.)

And yay
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# :D...see ya's....0/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# And from that bird, a feather came
Of that feather was a bed...
In Sumerisle, Sumerisle, Sumerisle, Sumerisle
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Chewie's out their with the fairies
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Tune in . . . turn on . . . and far out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and better than the actual prequels...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Something about a trade embargo
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# ...like I said...
...i got a bad feeling about this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] That's the way to do it


This seemed funnier when I started. Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# it is funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:43, archived)
# well I giggled too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Well I appreciate your perseverence in the face of unfunniness.
And it's enjoyably silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# haha especially as that film includes the worst singing where Lee Marvin sings I was born under a wondering Star
which became a hit song lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Got to #1.
And Clint Eastwood's B-side was even worse - "I Talk to the Trees." Nutter.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Popular page
www.b3ta.com/board/10138117
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Great minds, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Why thank you
maybe spending 40 mins finding the right font when I have work to do killed it for me
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I had the same problem with this.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Gonna paint our wagon, gonna paint it fine,
gonna use oil based paint cos the wood is pine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:59, archived)
# ha ha :D
I've heard that before... What's it from?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:07, archived)
# seempsons
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I laughed.
Even though I've seen the other. I like the overly-wordiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# poor triceratops.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# you're just a juvenile Torosaurus
get over it
gizmodo.com/5601514/the-triceratops-never-existed-it-was-actually-a-young-version-of-another-dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:26, archived)
# I believe
but then I'm guliable!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Extinction: Not always bad
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Is it just me or does that dinosaur have a big dong?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# it's not just you
but it is because of.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I don't know what's come over me today


I'm rediscovering my archive of offensive b3ta images.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Shes wiv da angles now
innit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:40, archived)
# And Moat is buried today.
Dey can be togethur foreva.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
# I did so enjoy sitting in front of the stage at Legoland when Barney came on
and trying to shout 'you're extinct - go away' over the voices of all the little brats.

P.S. Is it a dinosaur themed day today?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Awww
whatever happened to bringing back the Dinosaurs? Did all that complicated DNA-Spunk Technology never happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:29, archived)
# They're going to have to clone Michael Crichton first
to tell them how it works.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I forgot he was dead
I bet it was the piss poor film of "Timeline" that finished him off
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# and before Jurassic Park they'll have to build Westworld
and Futureworld
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# oh no!
Don't worry Triceratops, I still believe in you.

edit: sounds like they might be killing off the Torosaurus instead, nobody cared about him anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:36, archived)
# So am I, possibly

I like this.

Hello /board. What is up?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Massive Sadness
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:51, archived)
# real fake
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] too soon?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Or better yet

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# haha
I used to have such a crush on her, wossname, thingybob in that and the other film with Frenchyman. Then she did those hair dye adverts and I went off her.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Andi Peters! - that's her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Andie MacDowell
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)
# She owned the McDowell's fast food chain in that Eddie Murphy film Coming to America.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I always thought of her as a poor man's Julia Roberts
A poor man who can only afford cheap, skanky hookers rather than Hollywood escorts.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Andie McNab
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# i'm Andy McNab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# i'm Andy McNab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# i'm Andy McDowell
damn
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I love Spaced
it's a shame Simon Pegg seems to have shot his bolt though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# "Get off me, you bummer!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# "That and I shot the cat up the arsehole"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# It's cos he's not writing his own stuff anymore
he's happy taking jobs for hire.

It's the Sandra Bullock/jennifer Aniston axis of evil next.
Mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Anyone else have a really bad feeling about "Paul"?
Just me then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Andy Murray
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *comes on Tim*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Andy Warhol
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Andy Garcia
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Handy Andy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Aaah changing rooms
So many shit design experiments. I loved it when the people said they hated the new look.
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:09, archived)
# this is the same story that my dad tells.
hi Dad :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Forgot I done this a few years back.
(daunkle, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:18, archived)
# as right as you are
I can't stand even seeing his face on my screen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# ^ this
*ablocks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# James Corden, Chris Moyles
both bred on the same farm
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:22, archived)
# "I've got a great idea for a film called Lesbian Vampire Killers"
"That sounds brilliant! Lots of blood, sexiness and nudity, yeah?"
"Nah, let's just get that fat cunt Corden and his twat of a mate to gurn for an hour and a half, that should do it."
"Yeah...awesome."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:28, archived)
# "So why is Corden funny?"
"...He's fat?"

"OH YEAH! LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:34, archived)
# it's annoying
I've got a mate who does a bit of stand-up, he's pretty good and so are a number of his peers. But the whole comedy circuit has been flooded with unfunny cunts like Russell Brand and his ilk, who get bigged up way beyond their talents, which means the real talents rarely get through.

Chris Morris for BBC comedy commisioner!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# This with brass knobs on!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# ^that, with brass eyes on!
didjaseewhatididthere?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Don't get me started on Russell cunting Brand
The talentless waste of skin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Got me started
Hack cunt. Sorry - forsooth, verily, my liege, the gentleman 'tis a hack cunt, ooooh.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:21, archived)
# say it in a mockney Kenneth Williams voice
and it becomes ten times funnier, apparently

the fucking useless cunt of a cunting hack that he is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:23, archived)
# i dunno.
i think it's still possible to work your way up. Ive seen a couple of people at edinburgh playing shitty little venues who've now got big tours and dvds.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Oh,
This
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:03, archived)
# 'pparently...
the script had been knocking around for years, and NO ONE wanted to make it.
As soon as they got those two on board, they had people chucking money at them.

Fucking film industry is filled with idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I wouldn't have minded them so much if the film had included:
a) lesbianism (beyond a token kiss or two)
b) gore (beyond the occasional trickle of blood)
c) nudity
d) any decent jokes

I'm still bitter that I watched it even though I downloaded it for free - I imagine if I'd paid to watch it I'd be livid.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Pretty Accurate
Thought Corden was quite good in teachers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:22, archived)
# shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:25, archived)
# IF I SHOUT IT MAKES ANYTHING I SAY FUNNY
what a cunt. The worts thing he does is interrupt the other people when they try to do things (you know, like their own jobs) like reading the news. So the other day he was pissing the newsreader off saying something like, "OH AM I PUTTING YOU OFF AM I LOL?!"... I bet if that newsreader tried to put him off she's get the sack.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:28, archived)
# not to defend chris moyles...
but chris morris did release helium into the room with a newsreader.

putting them off can be quite funny.

admittedly he did get fired for it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Say it like it is ; D
In other news, funny name corner presents the wedding bus of Chelsea Clinton here
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:37, archived)
# *Titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:45, archived)
# a deeply troubled and insecure man
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:54, archived)
# He sure is
but then i'm not a 19 year old warehouse worker/van driver. If I was I would probably find him hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:59, archived)
# It's OK
Give it a few years and he'll be in the same position Dr Fox is in now. Saying "remember me?! I used to be cool and down with the kids! I can still 'kick it' with you 'low riders'!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# But he'll be replaced by some other arsehole
Which is why I spend my days sat in a dark room with my fingers in my ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I expect that now that Wossy has left the Beeb
that this cunt's days might be numbered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Brace yourself for the wave of "new talent"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# There is an abundance of arseholes involved in radio
Which is why I decided to stick to volunteer for radio rather than taking it up as a career.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:13, archived)
# That's the same reason I didn't become a male model
or an astronaught
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Volunteer astronaut?
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I will never hate anyone
as much as I hated George Lamb when he was on 6music. Insufferable arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Don't know why he's not on R2 already
His tastes are so Ken Bruce.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:50, archived)

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